If I'm Torkoal, then I guess that means your ass is on some Oddish ****,
You callin' out my talent's more Ironic than Alanis' hit,
I lava spit, no stoppin' it, so **** you and your novice wit,
the only place you're hoppin' is up on my dick, you closet *****,
got this in my pocket, shiiiiiiiiiiit. Call it Polly.
If I had to grade your verses: Double D's, call 'em Dolly,
I ain't never been jolly, but I deliver, call me UPS,
your tired tries at rhyming burn my eyes like the new DS,
I'm judging you, I'm Judy-esque, you're blowing it, it's Hootie-esque,
your lack of skill reminds me a porn ***** that's booty-less.
Tried to punch me out the game like Captain Falcon? A missed hit.
I'll tell my ***** to throw another scalp in my wig crypt.
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