Board 8 > Why Did They Lose? Sora vs. Riku

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These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.

The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.

List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Previously...
Solid Snake vs. Liquid Snake

Winner (9 votes): - Emperor_Kazbar

Runner up (5 votes): Cloud and Sephiroth? This is just like one of my Japanese animes! - Anagram

Anagram posted...
I'd already lost anyway!

Yes, but instead of a respectably close defeat between winner and runner up, it almost ended up a doubling.

Let us all point and laugh at Anagram!

*points and laughs at Anagram*

Without further ado,

Why DID Sora vs. Riku lose to Squall Leonhart vs. Seifer Almasy?

The voters were heartless and wouldn't vote for comparative nobodies.

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Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

Squall knew how to draw votes to give himself the edge.

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Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

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GenesisSaga posted...
Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

Sora didn't have Micky ****ing Mouse to go Yoda on Squall's ass when he was KOd

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GenesisSaga posted...
Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

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Was willing to support DmC despite Dante's new look... but NT and Capcom's behavior towards fans has changed that.

The kiddies still don't know the difference between Riku and Rikku, which made everything disasteriffic.

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DARKNESS!

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From: GenesisSaga | #001
Emperor_Kazbar

Blatant disregard for human life.

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Because Squall is manly enough to beat up helpless children

....Whatever

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Emporer_Kazbar posted...
From: GenesisSaga | #001
Emperor_Kazbar
Blatant disregard for human life.

You should've spelled it correctly! >_<

From: GenesisSaga | #003
Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

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GenesisSaga posted...
Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

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Too tired to tally this. Will do when I wake up.

From: GenesisSaga | #016
You should've spelled it correctly! >_<

I suppose Mortal Kombat should have spelled it correctly, too, by that logic!

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It's not like you replaced a c with a k to be klever though! You intentionally swapped two letters to make an unconventional misspelling so of course someone who only glances at it is going to get it wrong!!! >_<

ScareChan posted...
....Whatever

lol, sorry....guess I shouldn't quote those Final Fantasy machinma videos, they make me look like such a dick :P

From: Wanglicious | #004
Squall knew how to draw votes to give himself the edge.

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6 votes

Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers. - GenesisSaga

3-5 votes

N/A

2 votes

....Whatever - ScareChan

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Squall knew how to draw votes to give himself the edge. - Wanglicious

1 vote

The voters were heartless and wouldn't vote for comparative nobodies. - Anagram


Sora didn't have Micky ****ing Mouse to go Yoda on Squall's ass when he was KOd - Pirateking2000


The kiddies still don't know the difference between Riku and Rikku, which made everything disasteriffic. - MarvelousGerbil


DARKNESS! - ViviffTheMobile


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From: GenesisSaga | #003
Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

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From: paperwarior | #006
Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

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Not sure why ya quoted paperwarrior there but okies.

Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers.

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Why dey lose?

because unfortunately all four couldn't lose

From: ScareChan | #014
....Whatever

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BEcasue they took an Arrow to the knee?

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