RULES - Vote for the rivals you think have had sex the most times. NOT NECESSARILY WITH EACH OTHER, that is. It can be with anyone. - You can't vote for a single character, you have to vote for the whole rivalry.... even if one character drags the rivalry down by still being a virgin (like Ganondorf in Link/Ganondorf) - The winners move on to the next round, believe it or not
Yesterday's results:
Zidane / Kuja - 17 vs. Meat Boy / Dr. Fetus - 2
----- Mega Man / Dr. Wily - 6 vs. Banjo / Gruntilda - 10
Today's rivalries:
Phoenix Wright / Edgeworth vs. Gordon Freeman / Dr. Breen
----- Alucard / Dracula vs. Shepard vs. Saren
So, tell me, which of these rival characters have had the most sex?
Lawyers - Phoenix was banging Iris daily, Edgeworth clearly has issues, but otherwise has tons of potential. Opponents probably got it, like, three times each tops.
Will hear arguments for the second, because it's Shepard.
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From: GANON1025 | #007 Don't forget about the reproduction suppression field or whatever that kept people in the HL2 world from having sex.
Oh right. Well that makes the first match easy.
Lawyers Shep/Saren
I'm assuming we're not going by Twilight logic on the vampires. In the brief amount of time you play as Shepard, you already bone two people. Pretty sure he was doing that before you took the reins. Saren seemed to be more intent on his missions than worrying about sex, but Shep's probably enough to carry him through this one at least. Next round, not so much.
Lawyers - Lawyers always get tail Vampires - One of them (I forget which) is at least 600 years old. And they're both fairly handsome. 600+ years of bootay = easy win despite Shepard being no pushover
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lawyers. vampires. dracula alone beats everyone in this category. alucard might not get laid a whole lot but prob still does a decent amount. dracula meanwhile was busy terrorizing the world and banging virgins like it was going out of style.
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Canonicaly, Dracula is only confirmed having sex with his first wife (from Lament of innocense) and with Lisa (mother of Alucard, died sometime in the 1500s.) The only canon-relationship Alucard has (since Legends were removed from canon) is with Maria, and that is the origin of Eric Lecarde in Bloodlines
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