Board 8 > mcflubbin's Random Elimination Madness:The Official Topic! [official] [death]

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Hurray.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

tag

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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)

Sweetag.

I shall guess Michael even though I know that was only an example.

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Also yeeeeeesssssssss tag

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Welcome, friends! It's time for a bloody good show. Let's do this!

Participants:
1. XIII_rocks
2. ImTheMacheteGuy
3. Haguile
4. SSBDarren64
5. Emporer_Kazbar (talks about eyepatch constantly)
6. Natwaf_akidna
7. Pram_the_Oracle
8. Articuno2001
9. _Regaro_
10. KCF0107 (Colonel Sanders)
11. RKOs_ExTha
12. SpeedYoshi
13. SemiFinal vs Belarus (girl?)
14. RappinHobo9292 (girl for sake of story)
15. Cody11533
16. Justin_Crossing
17. firefdr
18. X_Dante_X
19. masterplum
20. Coffee Ninja (hoodie ninja)
21. Raka_Putra (clumsy)
22. MegaWentEvil (knight)
23. CrimsonOcean (not a dude)
24. mnkboy907 (passive aggressive)
25. HanOfTheNekos (girl)
26. Great_Paul
27. CommodoreTN (functional alcoholic)
28. JeffreyRaze
29. saveus_Maria (cooking)
30. todbot1
31. Orochimaru_Fan
32. MysteriousStan
33. jdizzy156 (a dancer)
34. GenesisSaga (dudette, good with animals)
35. Wedge Antilles
36. Naomi_Diamond
37. Evillordexdeath
38. Gr8CyberMonkey (manic depressive)
39. NioraptH (how to shoryuken?)
40. rammtay (another drunk)
41. Ayvuir (Tourette’s)
42. catastrophy15
43. muddersmilk (conspiracy theorists, sneaky)
44. 20three (23)
45. Kirbydamaster
46. Pirateking2000
47. Tsunbiribiri
48. Lich_Sandro

Alright, let me take a second to explain how the INTERACTIVITY will work. At the end of some chapters, I will present certain users a question (you'll know who you are). The question will be bolded like this: What is mcflubbin's middle name? If I ask you a question, you will have approximately 24 hour to PM me your answer. If you don't I'll just have to give you the default choice, and you don't want that, do ya?

I'd like to thank you all for your well wishes and for keeping the other topic bumped. I appreciate it.

If you have any last second additions to your character, speak now, or forever hold your peace!

The first chapter should be up shortly.

LET IT BEGIN!!!!!

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XIII_rocks posted...
Put three Is in my username or you will get a -3 from me in uoty
Also yeeeeeesssssssss tag

Hehe, whoops, sorry about that.
Fix'd.

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Good.



Well done sir

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Here we go!

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"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama

GenesisSaga posted...
Sweetag.

I shall guess Michael even though I know that was only an example.

Actually, it's John.

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Chapter 1: Abrupt Beginnings

“Rise and shine, *****es.” said Morgan Freeman over the intercom. Simultaneously, 48 unconscious B8ers began to stir. They awoke in a very long, rectangular room with 48 doors numbered 1-48 on the far wall.

“It appears that we are in a very long, rectangular room with 48 doors numbered 1-48 on the far wall.” commented a still groggy todbot1, earning him a number of dirty looks and eye rolls. The B8ers looked around in a confused panic.

“Where the hell are we and what the hell am I doing here?” demanded Pram_the_Oracle.

“Yeah!” Natwaf_akidna chimed in. It made him feel important to contribute to the conversation.

“Well, you see,” explained Morgan Freeman, “old people get bored pretty quickly, so we thought of a fun little game to play with a bunch of funny looking people from the internet as the players.” His voice turned cold. “There’s not a problem, is there?” The 48 misfits stood there for a moment, considering what to do next. There obviously was a problem, but dammit, Morgan Freeman’s voice was too damn sexy to disagree with. They all nodded with approval of Morgan Freeman’s idea. All except for one.

“Up yours Freeman! I’m not playing your stupid game!” yelled a particularly ballsy Lich_Sandro. Exasperated gasps were heard throughout the room. _Regaro_ fainted, but he was probably just being melodramatic. Lich_Sandro started marching towards the secret 49th door, clearly labeled “exit”, but was interrupted.

“The **** did you just say to me, boy?” Morgan Freeman’s voice grew louder with each consecutive word. Suddenly, purple smoke started to seep from the intercom speaker. Though it appeared to be gaseous, it was most definitely solid. It took the form of a hand and appeared in front of Lich_Sandro.

“Is this some kind of joke?” he yelled. Indeed, it was not. Morgan Freeman’s voice had manifested itself into a giant purple hand, and it was not amused. Before Lich_Sandro could even scoff, Morgan Freeman’s voice pimp slapped him so hard that he went flying through space and time. He landed in the Triassic Period, where he was eated by dinosaurs. The hand returned to the intercom speaker and dissipated. Everyone was shocked and terrified and stuff.

“Meh, my eyepatch is cooler than that.” said Emporer_Kazbar.

“Dude, you have an eyepatch? That’s so sick!” exclaimed Pirateking2000.

“I know, right?” Emporer replied while stroking his eyepatch in a disturbingly sexual manner.

“Hey, you know what’s cool?” asked Coffee Ninja, “Being a Hoodie Ninja!” He started to run around in circles and jump, while pretending that his hoodie was a cape. He was chanting “I’m a ninja, I’m a hoodie ninja” over and over again. He tripped, but he jumped back up and continued doing what he was doing.

“I have a serious SKANK question, is that guy with the BALLSACK hoodie mentally challenged or something?” Ayvuir struggled to get his thought out.

“You know what’s not mentally challenged? My eyepatch.” Emporer said.

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“SHUT UP!” Morgan Freeman was having trouble maintaining his composure. “Do you guys want to hear the rules or not?” The room was surprisingly silent, except for Coffee Ninja, who continued to chant about being a hoodie ninja under his breath. Morgan Freeman continued, “As you can see, there are 48 doors in front of you. Each round, every contestant must choose a door. Behind a few doors each round will be a neatly wrapped box containing a mystery item. If you open a door and there is a box in front of you, you MUST open the box. There are 3 types of boxes: boxes that contain FABULOUS prizes, boxes that contain challenge notices, and boxes that contain random items. If you receive a challenge notice, you will be transported to the appropriate arena to face off against another challenger. The challenges you will be participating in are quite varied. You are allowed to use any other random items you receive in the boxes during your challenges. If you defeat someone, you get to claim their spoils. If you lose your challenge, you will be eliminated. The rounds will continue until only one remains. Are there any questions?”


HanOfTheNekos sheepishly raised her hand. “There are 48 doors, correct? Well, since somebody’s already dead, aren’t we one person short?”

“Hmmm…” Morgan Freeman’s voice stroked Morgan Freeman’s voice’s beard. “That is very true. I guess I’ll have to add a participant.” Using his God powers that he totally has, he summoned an elk. “There, perfect. 48 participants.” he said.

“Moo.” said the elk.

“Damn, I did something wrong.” Morgan Freeman moaned. “No matter. Anyways, I’m gonna give you about 15 minutes for each of you to pick a door and to mingle with your fellow participants. Have fun, and may the best player win!”



The Living:

1. XIII_rocks
2. ImTheMacheteGuy
3. Haguile
4. SSBDarren64
5. Emporer_Kazbar
6. Natwaf_akidna
7. Pram_the_Oracle
8. Articuno2001
9. _Regaro_
10. KCF0107
11. RKOs_ExTha
12. SpeedYoshi
13. SemiFinal vs Belarus
14. RappinHobo9292
15. Cody11533
16. Justin_Crossing
17. firefdr
18. X_Dante_X
19. masterplum
20. Coffee Ninja
21. Raka_Putra
22. MegaWentEvil
23. CrimsonOcean
24. mnkboy907
25. HanOfTheNekos
26. Great_Paul
27. CommodoreTN
28. JeffreyRaze
29. saveus_Maria
30. todbot1
31. Orochimaru_Fan
32. MysteriousStan
33. jdizzy156
34. GenesisSaga
35. Wedge Antilles
36. Naomi_Diamond
37. Evillordexdeath
38. Gr8CyberMonkey
39. NioraptH
40. rammtay
41. Ayvuir
42. catastrophy15
43. muddersmilk
44. 20three
45. Kirbydamaster
46. Pirateking2000
47. Tsunbiribiri
48. An elk

The Deceased:
1) Lich_Sandro (eated by dinosaurs)

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Bump.

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the elk got this on lockdown

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ELK.

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Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.

Always elking

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nice! Do we get to pick a number or will you just randomize in the story?

Also, so HOODIE ninja is what that chick is singing. I was never able to understand it in those commercials.

Also XD at tourettes Ayvuir

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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)

Nah, I'll probably just randomize the numbers.

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Elk master race
Also, I demand to have a spiffy mustache

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Kirbydamasta posted...
Elk master race
Also, I demand to have a spiffy mustache

No problem.

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I'll bump it up for the night crowd.

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Pfft, these guys just supporting elks now. I've been supporting them since Caelus' one tbqh

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1 down, 3 to go.

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What? There's 4 of them? Goddamn.

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Well, technically speaking, 6, but 2 aren't there.

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Nice, tag.

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Elk sounds so yummy.

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Pfft, these guys just supporting elks now. I've been supporting them since Caelus' one tbqh

Pssh, real elk fans have been supporting them since XIII went fishing for one in his story.

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From: muddersmilk | #029
Pssh, real elk fans have been supporting them since XIII went fishing for one in his story.

This

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these men know what's up.

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Should we all pick a door or is he just going to randomly decide which one we take? If I can pick I'll take door 14.

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^Randomly. I only request that I don't get door #4 or #44.

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Thanks for clearing that up but since you asked not to get 4 or 44 you may get them still because as you clarified for me it's random.

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You know... somehow I meant to type "hope" but actually typed "request" for some reason. Brain fart I guess.

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From: ImTheMacheteGuy | #017
Also, so HOODIE ninja is what that chick is singing. I was never able to understand it in those commercials.

I said this exact same thing in the sign up topic. Only, not exactly the same.

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hoping for door 10

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Also I always thought it was "hooded ninja" because hoodie ninja never made sense to me even though that's what I thought the commercial sounded like...

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Chapter 2: Mingles Mangle But They Don’t Fall Down

After the intercom went silent, the 47 B8ers and an elk immediately decided to spend their free time to scope out their competition.

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Haguile smiled. He knew he looked damn good. Despite being unconscious for Morgan Freeman knows how long, Haguile’s signature blond flat-top was still perfectly gelled. He took a second to admire his tattoo of the American flag. “Wow,” thought Haguile, “I’m so damn American.” He surveyed the room in front of him. “Ha, look at all of these assclowns! My style is so original it makes them all look bad.” he thought. He was laughing to himself about how easy this competition would be, when all of a sudden, out of the corner of his eye, he saw….. a second blond flat-top in the distance. Great_Paul. Haguile was speechlessly furious. He wasn’t original anymore, and his inner hipster was chastising him relentlessly. Haguile wanted to run at Great_Paul and destroy him in his dumb, copycat face, but he knew that that would never work. Everyone knows that you can’t Sonic Boom while moving forward. “Your ass is grass!” Haguile yelled as he pointed Great_Paul. “Grass I say!” Haguile stomped off. Great_Paul stood there, dumbfounded.

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Orochimaru_Fan was pumped up and ready to go. He did stretches and all that other stuff that people do to get ready for stuff. He chose door number 13 because it was the door closest to him when he woke up.

“Whoa whoa whoa, this is not gonna work.” said XIII with more than a slight hint of irritability in his voice.

“Hrm? What do you mean?” asked Orochimaru.

“Door 13 is mine, buddy!” XIII responded.

“But I was here first! And why does it even matter?” Orochimaru was getting frustrated.

“HOW ‘BOUT YOU **** OFF, DOOR 13 IS MINE!” screamed XIII. Orochimaru was shocked, but he didn’t say anything. He didn’t want to make enemies so early in the competition. He slowly started to walk to door 12. Before he left, he just had to ask,

“Why do you want 13 so bad anyways? 13 is an unlucky number, you know.”

XIII smiled. “Because **** you.”

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If there’s one thing you could say about RappinHobo9292, it’s that she’s an entertainer. After she already staked her claim at door #1 (the number equivalent to the amount of money in her pocket), she tried to woo all the men, particularly JeffreyRaze, with her sick rhymes.

“I’ve been standing for a while so my leg feels kind of funny,
And I think I have a cold, because my nose is kinda runny,
When I get a biscuit from KFC, on it, I put honey,
Money money money money money money money.”

She looked up at JeffreyRaze, desperate for approval.

“Lol, female rappers.” remarked JeffreyRaze.

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muddersmilk was having a rather lively conversation with the elk. “Man, I don’t know how I got here, man! I didn’t drink no punch, man!” The elk stared blankly. He really wanted some grass. muddersmilk kept babbling on, “I bet it’s the government! I mean, there’s no other explanation, man!” The elk got bored and left.

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In a shocking turn of events, 20three picked door 23.

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Rammtay found an available door, so he decided to stand by it. Door 41. “What a completely unremarkable number.” he thought. He wasn’t into all of this “mingling”. He didn’t like any of these people, and he didn’t care if they liked him. He felt around his coat pocket. Luckily, he still had his lucky flask with him. It was signed by Kathie Lee Gifford, his favorite drunk celebrity. He wished he had her job. He thought it would be awesome to talk about **** nobody cares about while getting drunk and making the big bucks. He took a big swig from his flask and then screwed the cap on tight. He knew he was probably going to die today, so he decided that he would die the same way that he lived: completely ****-faced.

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KCF0107 was ready to roll. He had chosen door number 11, the number equivilant to the number of herbs and spices in his chicken. Next to him, saveus_Maria had chosen door number 10. Maria looked over at KCF and stared at him for a brief moment. It took a second to register, but Maria finally realized that he was staring into the face of the Colonel Sanders.

“Oh my God!” Maria squealed, “Colonel Sanders! I’m like, your biggest fan!”

KCF pinched his mustache. “How interesting.” he said. He was lying, of course.

“I’m a pretty good cook myself.” Maria continued with a glint in his eye. KCF said nothing, as he was clearly uninterested. “I love your chicken!” Maria kept going, “It’s delicious and perfectly crunchy!” KCF took a look at his watch. 5 minutes left. ****. Maria kept babbling on, “No, really! It’s amazing! You should really tell me your secret!”

KCF’s heart stopped for a moment and his eyes turned dangerous. Maria noticed this and his voice shrunk, “Oh I’m sorry, that’s not what I meant to say…” It was too late for apologies. Colonel Sanders pulled a chicken thigh out of his pocket and looked up. Maria was now starting to realize the severity of the situation. “C-Colonel, sir, I didn’t mean to offend you, I’m terribly s-sorry sir.” Colonel Sanders rose his arm as lightning flashed dramatically in the background. He brought down the chicken thigh so hard onto Maria’s head, that his skull was crushed, and blood went flying every which way. Colonel Sanders continued to smash Maria’s lifeless body with the chicken thigh for the remaining 5 minutes until the completion started.

“Time is up!” Morgan Freeman’s voice came over the intercom, “Does everybody have a do-” he paused. “Okay, can somebody explain to me why there’s so much damn blood on the floor?” The Colonel smiled and waved. Morgan Freeman sighed. “New rule, no killing each other outside of the challenge arena, is that clear?” The 46 B8ers and elk all nodded, except for the elk. HanOfTheNekos raised her hand again. “Now we’re one person short again…”

“God dammit, you people keep messing everything up!” Morgan Freeman exclaimed. “Fine, fine, I’ll add another participant!” Morgan Freeman summoned a second elk to take Maria’s place. “Let the games begin!”

The Living (with a few # changes, I was lazy, so not all of you got new numbers):

1. RappinHobo9292
2. JeffreyRaze
3. Haguile
4. Raka_Putra
5. Emporer_Kazbar
6. Natwaf_akidna
7. Pram_the_Oracle
8. Articuno2001
9. _Regaro_
10. Another elk
11. KCF0107
12. Orochimaru_Fan
13. XIII_rocks
14. SpeedYoshi
15. Cody11533
16. Justin_Crossing
17. firefdr
18. X_Dante_X
19. masterplum
20. Mysterious Stan
21. Coffee Ninja
22. MegaWentEvil
23. 20three
24. ImTheMacheteGuy
25. HanOfTheNekos
26. Pirateking2000
27. CommodoreTN
28. mnkboy907
29. todbot1
30. Ayvuir
31. Wedge Antilles
32. catastrophy15
33. GenesisSaga
34. RKOs_ExTha
35. Naomi_Diamond
36. Evillordexdeath
37. Gr8CyberMonkey
38. NioraptH
39. SSBDarren64
40. SemiFinal vs Belarus
41. Rammtay
42. Emporer_Kazbar
43. Jdizzy156
44. Kirbydamaster
45. Great_Paul
46. Tsunbiribiri
47. An elk
48. muddersmilk

The Deceased:
1) Lich_Sandro (eated by dinosaurs)
2) saveus_Maria (beaten to death with chicken)

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I am going to win like a boss.

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Double the Elk, double the horrible death!

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Two elks!? the competition is getting intense and it hasn't even officially started yet =P

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The elk are multiplying!

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Moo!

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Poor Maria XD

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Spoilers?

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Oh, whoops. Sorry.


Spoilers!



Bold Prediction: The competition will never actually start, and every single participant will be replaced by an elk.

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Bumpo.

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