Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-17: We Actually Have Faces

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From: GTM | #248
I also just noticed this changed rule

5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!

Oh, clever, heel gm. Clever. But not clever enough. Nothing slips by the Foundation Rail Third Haguile!

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You found the loophole, I closed it.

Few housekeeping things while we wait on the 5v5 from hell.

-Next PPV is a roster purge. Since my internet is still ass and Dante is still idle, that leaves us with fewer shows and an unpredictable schedule. Therefore, posting here during the period is enough to escape the purge, in case somebody manages to miss all the cards. But vote anyway. :P I'm also not using the tag team clause.
-I am willing to have a grand ol' every title match with the whole haguile rail foundation third glorious, but I won't allow the belts to be unified...therefore, I will be stripping the winner of everything but the HW and Tag belts immediately after the title change, and you folks may or may not get a shot at getting them back. Still man enough?
-Somebody challenged somebody a while back to a bra and panty match for the LW title. I think it was going to wind up ngirl/XIII, so if enny and whoever is LW champ at the time are up for it, send me your best ToS-friendly pic of a girl in her undies and it'll happen. You lose by DQ if you get me modded. >_>

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-I am willing to have a grand ol' every title match with the whole haguile rail foundation third glorious, but I won't allow the belts to be unified...therefore, I will be stripping the winner of everything but the HW and Tag belts immediately after the title change, and you folks may or may not get a shot at getting them back. Still man enough?

I'm out.

Unification or nothing. I want this. THIS. Nothing more, nothing less. UNIFY EVERYTHING. THEN I WILL DEFEND THEM ALL INDIVIDUALLY. ON MY OWN.



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Yeah, to be honest the rest of you should back out of this fight. This is PERSONAL between me and that leadership usurping Haguile.

Plus would Warrior vs. Hogan really have been better with like the Nasty Boys thrown in there too?

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

-Somebody challenged somebody a while back to a bra and panty match for the LW title. I think it was going to wind up ngirl/XIII, so if enny and whoever is LW champ at the time are up for it, send me your best ToS-friendly pic of a girl in her undies and it'll happen. You lose by DQ if you get me modded. >_>

This was MY suggestion against XIII, and i don't even get the first match of it?! Proposterous!

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oh hey, I hereby resign as gm of ruin

it was fun guys

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From: Ayvuir | Posted: 11/27/2011 1:08:13 PM | #255
This was MY suggestion against XIII, and i don't even get the first match of it?! Proposterous!

you promoted

and also came in last in the triple threat

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BlAcK TuRtLe would if he played mafia probably

I would like to put my name forward as Dante's replacement for Ruin GM.

I believe I have demonstrated myself as the mouthpiece of the Haguile Third Rail Foundation, I have booked before and I am a fair, just man.

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okay the ppv is officially over, officially not purging

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I was the sole vote for Ayvuir in that match

*foams at the mouth*

Also, I'm the true UCA Diva!

*foams at the mouth some more*

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I have been told to sign up for this and so .... Whiskey Nick is here

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I would like to veto XIII's application as GM of anything because the man is clueless.

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inevitable RPGLord vs Jeff Zero match incoming

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From: TheKnightOfNee | #262
I would like to veto XIII's application as GM of anything because the man is clueless.

I AM THE MAN TO REVIVE UCA

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For my replacement, I would like to recommend....


No one. I believe the position of Raw GM is superfluous, and three shows are not required a week. If the honorable Tom Bombadil disagrees, I would recommend a Dr_Football.

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And my feud with you is done, Nee. You proved you are the better man and I take my hat off to you

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Jeff Zero is small potatoes compared to who I have my sights set on!

Well when i say small potatoes I mean more of a HUGE DEAL

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*Serious Survival Replay*

I AM THE MOST SERIOUS SURVIVOR.

*Celebrates with 13 and Kp.*

*glares at Haguile*


Daddy's home, Haguile.

And he's taking the HW title and the leadership of the

Third Rail edwardsdv Foundation


Aww yeah.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

Oh s*** no plz don't fight

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Sorry, Marsh- XIII. Sometimes a man has to SUIT UP for what he believes.

And what I believe is that Haguile has been on top for TOO LONG I say.

Plus, as the MW champ I am clearly much more of a threat to him than any of the current HWs.

I mean I didnt even get hurt during the SS. Not once!

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

You can't make me choose between my loyalty to the Haguile Third Foundation Rail and the original Third Rail, dammit!

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This isnt abouttaking sides.

Its about pride. I'm the often forgotten link that holds this foundation together and I need to prove that Im not riding Haguiles coattails; i have my own coattails thank you.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

The feud no one wanted to see

In the association no one wants to watch

UCA
UCA
UCA

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Fire Todd Haley

You want the organization? Know your role, and shut your damn mouth.

Let me make my announcement.

Little do you people know, my contract with the UCA runs out next PPV. Win or lose, I'm not going to renovate my contract. I'm going to leave the company forever. And I plan on taking the title with me. The stable is strong, it will survive without me. But you are right. I have been on top for too long. So long in fact that there is no one else to beat. Nothing else to do. Nothing to aim for. I have fought against every man that stood in my way, I have squashed every bug I have ever encountered...except you.

So when I'm done with you, I'll leave the UCA, and take both the Heavyweight title and the name "Haguile Foundation" with me. I'll have nothing else to accomplish here. You should be happy. You can be our leader even after I beat you senseless. Hell, you may even get a phony Heavyweight title that won't mean anything. Of course, neither the title nor the stable will be the same.

THIS ORGANIZATION IS IN SHAMBLES. I'LL EUTHANIZE IT. JUST LIKE WHAT SEMI WANTED TO DO BUT WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO DO. BUT I AM.

I'm not going to stop it forever. I'm not going to let it burn out in one single blaze of glory while I proclaim I have the right to shut it down. I'll do worse. It's better to burn out than to fade away. So I'll make sure that this organization fades away. I'll run away with the title, I'll break up the stable, and when I leave THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT! I am the face of the UCA! ONCE I LEAVE THERE WILL BE NOTHING ELSE! IT WILL JUST CONTINUE UNTIL TOM GETS BORED OF BOOKING!

NEXT PPV.

YOU AND I.

WE FULFILL OUR DESTINIES.

IT.

ENDS.

NEXT.

PPV.

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hey my contract runs out next ppv too

well time to negotiate contracts by voting

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You will always be my ETERNAL RIVAL (don't forget you leave with that copyright as well)

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Hm, Haguile and eddv destroy each other live in the ME of the next PPV? I like it, presuming Haguile can actually manage to hang on to his little title until then.

Football and XIII as Ruin GM's? I could see it. Maybe we'll settle it with a match at the PPV, but for now, XII, you're up.

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haguile leaving? time for



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Saving myself from the roster purge.

Things have been busy, priorities have been elsewhere. I should probably just take a leave of absense, but I don't feel like it.

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XIII_rocks posted...
I would like to put my name forward as Dante's replacement for Ruin GM.

I believe I have demonstrated myself as the mouthpiece of the Haguile Third Rail Foundation, I have booked before and I am a fair, just man.

I almost choked on my cereal there.

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Is it sad that Haguile's speech actually got me excited about the next PPV

Bravo sir.

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Haguile is CM Punk

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when haguile leaves i get to take over the third rail GTM foundation imo

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Seeing as I am the ETERNAL RIVAL of the former leader, I unquestionably have first-right to the helm of The Foundation

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Hm, Haguile and eddv destroy each other live in the ME of the next PPV? I like it, presuming Haguile can actually manage to hang on to his little title until then.

Not gonna happen when he somehow gets another match against me in an upcoming RUIN and I pull off a fantastic victory.

Which would of course be a fantastic thing because you could have a double main event next PPV, me defending the title and Third Rail Foundation imploding.

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SO Haguile. It has come to this.

I knew when you joined forces with me to save this company that our alliance would not last forever. I knew that you would stay too long at the party.

But, to betray our principles like this. To leave this company and attempt to destroy it. You're not the man I agreed to work with.
You are just a selfish egotist who, rather than put someone over, is going to leave the company and take its prestigious HW belt with you.

What a joke. Youre turning your back on all of us just to stroke your own ego. You pretend like you're CM Punk in that promo, but this is just proof of who you really are.

"Hollywood" Haguile.

That's ok though UCA. You've still got hope. There is one man here who will stand for you, and has been since DAY ONE.

I am here for all of YOU. And I won't let Haguile walk out of here with OUR title. I will fight for US. I will fight for Truth.

I will fight with HUSTLE, LOYALTY, and RESPECT for this company.

You cant See my


#Face

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

Standing up for the company huh? Funny, because if my count is correct, aside from me, there's no one else that can challenge you if you have the support of the Foundation. You say you are doing this for the people, but you are doing it for your own ego. You want this cadaver to stay moving as long as possible because you are sexually abusing it for as long as humanly possible. You are a necrophiliac and the UCA is your whore.

You know that once I'm gone, you'll be able to win every match without even trying. And that's all you want. Empty, meaningless wins. I'm leaving to give winning an actual meaning. I'm not CM Punk. I'm not doing this to save the company. I'm Haguile. I'm doing this to leave a mark in UCA history, a mark that will remind generations to come of when the UCA ended. I'm here to put this dog down.

When Semi came, I fought him alongside you. Because the UCA was still useful so long as there were still goals to reach. He talked about how it should be put out of its misery, but the sheer fact that the UCA resisted the damage he hit it with proved it wasn't the time for it to die yet. I fought, because right or wrong, the results would speak for themselves.

Now, we do the same.

Right makes might.

Might makes right.

The winner will decide the future of the UCA. And of course, I don't plan on that being the guy who rapes corpses.

...Oh, one more thing.

Pipebomb.

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hey XIII is the master of taybles

and hes doing ruins now

lets get this ball rolling

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Gwar.

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oh I would need a new tag team partner wouldn't I?

I've lost everyone ;_;

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... can I run around with both Tag Team belts? >_>;

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I'm not giving up my tag belt until i leave the company!

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I'm not a necrophiliac, I'm a necroMANCER! I plan to revive this place. The foundation is powerful, but its just us. Maybe this will be a better place when we break up. But people keeping showing up here every week.

We need a new champion. We need to inaugurate a new era, and if you have to leave for that to happen, thats fine. But You dont get to leave on top.


You'll leave that belt here. Youll leave it with the Third Rail, the foundation of your making. Whats funny is that rather than destroy what youve built youre going to abadon it. Youre going to abandon your friends. Your loved ones. The UCAunniverse.

If thats all we ever meant to you then go to hell man.

Im ashamed to have called you friend at that rate.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

oh yeah SERIOUS SURVIVAL RESULTS

GLORIOUS HAGUILE THIRD RAIL FOUNDATION defeated that other team of guys 5-0
yess

JC (5) defeated Chris (4) and Jeff (1)
JC has a future HW title shot and Jeff Zero is now the Alec Soaring Turkey

jdizzy (4) defeated Spiral (3) and Sensi (3)
Still no jester! This will be resolved on Ruin.

Nee 6-4 KCF
Nee has won like every match recently, except for the big one.

Tom/Maniac 3-7 Dante/Boko
lol Tom

ngirl 4-6 Drak
Not a good result for Ngirl if she wants to become LW champ!

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Someone wake me up when this is over

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Fire Todd Haley

hmm I get to repackage myself I assume

I want this theme



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Ruin is up

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RUIN DEBUT RESULTS

Haguile/KCF/XIII 10-2 eddv/GTM/KP
woo...I guess?

Spiral 10-3 Sensi
Sensi is the new jester
Sorry Sensi

ngirl/J_C 7-6 Sir Chris/Lopen
The future title challengers pick up a big win over a strong team in Lopen/Chris.

Tom 6-7 Alec
A really hard-fought win for Alec here.

ALEC SOARING TURKEY 8-5 Dr. Football
The Turkey withstood the baking hot suit and an attack by newcomer RPGLord/Whiskey Nick to get a win over Football.

Nee (6) and ctes (6) tied; defeated King Chronic1000 (1)
Man, ctes really brought it here. Nee has had so much momentum recently but ctes was able to match him. The less said about "King" Chronic's performance, the better.

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It's clear from yesterday's match that people just aren't buying into this Third Rail inter-feuding. They're viewing it as a simple squash match for the champ as he prepares for a bigger challenge. The last time he was really tested and pushed to his limits? Oh yeah, against me.

I've been doing segments for the fans every other day now, showcasing myself training and getting ready for my next match with Haguile. And it's not just boring segments of me working out or sparring against a dummy like others would make, I'm also helping the community too.

A couple days ago I aired a segment where I helped union construction workers lift heavy parts as they built a new community library. Yesterday I aired a segment where I went to a children's hospital and using each hand, helped two doctors perform lifesaving surgeries at the same time to improve my hand-eye coordination. And tomorrow I will be airing a segment where I will dive to the bottom of a lake to remove garbage dumped in there, in an effort to improve my lung strength. The location of that lake will be in Haguile's hometown - a place he hasn't been back to since he happened across his fame.

I still remain the most likable guy in the entire association. The only thing the people would like to see more than me is for that championship belt to be placed around my waist in victory.

And I will get that belt. I guarantNee it.

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