Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-17: We Actually Have Faces

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Yeah my plan was to dissolvethe Foundation and strip myself of the title if I had won.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

NO CHANCE

THAT'S WHATCHA GOT

Well, folks, it's my understanding that UCA has lost, and that Haguile left with the belts. I am not going to pretend to be happy with this result, but the show must go on. He may have the belts, but I still make the rules, and I make the champions. The Middleweight Title will be addressed on Ruin, but more importantly, Ultimatum is coming. For all of you newcomers, this is a 16-man tournament that will run over the next three weeks, culminating in the finals match at the PPV. The twist is that the winner of each match will be presented with a choice- advance in the tournament, or receive a prize and let his opponent advance in his place. The prizes will be revealed before the choice is made, and the farther you get, the bigger the stakes. Now normally, the grand prize is a Money in the Bank contract, but given our current...unique situation, this year the tournament winner will be crowned Heavyweight Champion!

With the business end out of the way, I'd like to call eddv out to the ring. This didn't go as we planned. I don't like you, and you don't like me, but we had a common goal- I wanted to protect the integrity of my fed, and you wanted your big shot. I did everything I could to help you, but I guess the pressure was too much. I want to apologize to you, and more importantly to the UCAniverse. I apologize for ever putting an ounce of faith in you. I apologize for even entertaining the notion that it would be a good idea to put you in the main event of a PPV. I apologize for allowing you to exist as my fifth-string backup plan, and I apologize for wasting everybody's time by allowing you to compete here. It was a mistake to give you this opportunity, and I am done looking at your worthless face. I am not sure how you have survived this long in this company, but edwardsdv.....

YOU'RE FIRED!

*McMahon struts backstage*

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and you don't even have to job to BlAcK TuRtLe because he isn't in UCA

This Old refrain? Really Tom?

Youre gonna fire me again? ME? AGAIN?

You didnt have enough fun firing me the last time. Well, I was rummaging through Haguile's locker room and found his ENTRY TICKET for ULTIMATUM.

So i am officially entering the tournament and I GUARANTEE, I will redeem myself and walk out the HW CHAMPION... This company needsa savior and there are only a few...unique men I would feel comfortable ceding that title to who aren't me.

Dr. Football. Boko. Dante. War.

These are the 4 men I would even THINK of giving up my ultimatum shot to. But.... there is a humiliation factor that would make my total victory that much more satisfying. To think,you fire me, I enter the tournament through SHEER WILL and INGENUITY and in the end you are all eating crow.

I will redeem myself after that humiliating loss. Youll see.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

I think more importantly

I am your current tag team champions!

I am the currently the highest ranking user on the roster!

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

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THE CURRENTLY THE

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So now there is no MW belt, and I'm number 1 contender... I'm MW Champ now right? >____>

Or I at LEAST get first shot?

I don't hold grudges GTM. I congratulate you on your conquest.

But TEAM TWO STAR WILL BE COMING ATCHA!!!

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I am going to run around with the titles myself

I just figured it would transfer to one of your other teams...

And my smell is a musk of manliness that a former Diva like you wishes they had.

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CHAOTIC PPV RESULTS

Haguile 7-5 eddv
Haguile is still the B8UCA HW Champion
Haguile is the new B8UCA MW Champion
Haguile leaves UCA and vacates both titles
Stupid Christmas stipulation making it hard to count

XIII def Football by 3 falls to 0 (6-5, 6-4, 5-3)
XIII is the new GM of Ruin
Football put up a good fight but I AM THE GM NOW BWAHAHAHA

GTM/Haguile 9-8 Boko/Dante
GTM/Haguile are still B8UCA Tag-Team Champions
Haguile leaves UCA and GTM is now the sole tag champ
Goddamn complex PPV

War 8-9 Drak
Drakeryn is the new B8UCA LW Champion
Oh man

Zero 7-14 Nick
DECISIVE

Semi/Tim/Lopen 5-12 Spiral/Sensi/BEAR
So long

ctes 11-3 Chronic
ctes with dat PPV squash match

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I didn't even know the MW title was on the line. So I ran away with that too? Awesome.

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...It was on the line, right? >_> *checks*

Yes, it was.

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There he is quick grab him

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*attempts to catch Haguile but ends up charging into a bunch of equipment instead*

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Guns don't kill people, Kinder eggs do. I saw it in a post on GameFAQs. ~FAHtastic

*chases Haguile in a limo*

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*limo expodes*

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*sits up*

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"'What is your wife orbits my dick' sounds like you're trying to insult Alex Trebek." - Sir Cobain

I'd just like to point out that for a short time, I was:

Heavyweight champion
Middleweight champion
Tag team champion

at the same time. Only belt I didn't have is the LW title! HISTORY! But uh, enough of that.
/runsofforganizationagain

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This is like Punk having backstage segments the night after MitB

begone with you.

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Gentlemen, I have assembled five of the most active of you from each singles division, and I guess I have to give the 16th spot to eddv if he dug up a ticket somewhere. And now, the bracket shall be randomly generated!

ERUPTION SIDE
KP v. Football
Dante v. Nick
Maniac v. War
JONA v. Ayv

COMBAT SIDE
Nee v. Reg
eddv v. Boko
Midget v. GTM
ngirl v. XIII

Round 1 happens this week, round 2 next week, and the semifinals will be on the final Eruption before the PPV.

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From: muddersmilk | #457
I just figured it would transfer to one of your other teams...

currently I dont have any other teams ;(

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also whats the deal with the potter fella

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Ahh...ngirl. Interesting.

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*lights go out*



*Kane pyro explosion*



I'm back for a piece of the action!


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oh yesssss.

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From: Tom Bombadil | #1158
Gentlemen, I have assembled five of the most active of you from each singles division, and I guess I have to give the 16th spot to eddv if he dug up a ticket somewhere. And now, the bracket shall be randomly generated!

ERUPTION SIDE
KP v. Football
Dante v. Nick
Maniac v. War
JONA v. Ayv

COMBAT SIDE
Nee v. Reg
eddv v. Boko
Midget v. GTM
ngirl v. XIII

Let's see who I am paired up with then...oh

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From: GTM | Posted: 12/19/2011 3:20:26 PM | #470
also whats the deal with the potter fella

YO SOY LUCHADOR POTTER
YO NO ABLO ESPANOL

From: KCF0107 | Posted: 12/19/2011 4:21:55 PM | #474
Let's see who I am paired up with then...oh

INJUSTICIA! VAMOS A HACER UN TAG TEAM!

I only understand "injustice" and "tag team" but I am willing to tag-team with you if that was a request. I only have one right now so I think that I can juggle two simultaneously. You may choose the name that we will go by.

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LUCHADORES DE LA GALLINA FRITA
Tag team!

*as Jeff Zero lays broken and bloody outside the ring Whiskey Nick picks up the sledge one more time. He delivers a blow directly to the back off Jeffs neck, then walks over to his bottle of whiskey, takes a swig then pours the rest on the turkey*

Merry Christmas *lights a match* and a happy New Year *sets Jeff Zero on fire*

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ultimum atum

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up and atum

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I agree KCF got shafted

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I wanted to put in KCF and ctes but ran out of room :\

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boko if we make it to the finals together, I would lay down for you my friend

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I think I purged. :( No one to blame but myself for this competition, I haven't had much time for GameFAQs lately.

Thanks for trying to let me know though, XIII. I appreciate it.

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well you could get back in if you wanted I suppose >_>

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Just yesterday >_>;

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From: Jeff Zero | #485
I think I purged. :( No one to blame but myself for this competition, I haven't had much time for GameFAQs lately.

Thanks for trying to let me know though, XIII. I appreciate it.

no problem broseph
Sure you'll be alright.

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JZ was taken care of

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JONALDO GOING DOWN.

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*extends hand shake to BOKO*

Listen BRO, I know youre on the comeback trail and all, but I am fighting for my JOB over here.

I would be more than happy to get out of the way for you under most circumstances, as I think itd be funny if you claimed the HW title. But we'll see.

If nothing else, lets have a good match as it may be my last D:

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

ho ho ho merry 1st day of winter

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Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

First official results results

ctes 9-5 Football
Super ctes is back!

Drak/War/KP/Ngirl 5-8 GTM/Nee/Nick/Dante
HWs Won, as you'd expect, but the LWs put up a good enough fight to be taken seriously as a threat!

Lucky 7s Challenge

XIII 10-4 JONA - XIII reached 7 votes first
Ayvuir 7-6 JeffRaze - Ayvuir reached 7 votes first
Maniac 6-8 Alec - Alec reached 7 votes first
None of the losers actually reached 7 votes, but whatever. XIII vs. Ayv vs. Alec for the MW title later in the week! JeffRaze and Maniac both put up an outstanding fight, though.

777

DP 11-3 Andel
Woo a squash match on DP's grand return

Luchador_Potter/KCF 8-6 sonicblastpunch/Reg
A hard-fought win for the LUCADOR - in his debut match - and KCF over sbp and Reg.

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still whats the deal with this luchador fellow, does his votes count or whatever

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fella

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I think Ultimatum is going to be my first singles match since my "Welcome to LWs" match <_<

Well, whatever. If Eddv even gets past Boko, I'm glad that it's going to be either me or Nee putting his sorry ass down.

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Didn't just lose to a nice guy. I lost to SuperNiceDog in the guru.

I don't see why his votes wouldn't count

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"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" -Royal
"Oh sure, walk to the sun"- Guybrush

¿Quieres saber quién soy yo? Entonces, vamos a luchar! MÁSCARA VS EL HAIR! USTED! YO! PPV! TODAVIA, NO. "NOT YET." El LUCHADORES DE LA GALLINA FRITA van a ganar la TAG TEAM TITLES.

KCF

LUCHADOR POTTER

Futuro tag team campeóns!

Este ppv, que vamos a ganar el título de usted y su novia! Y por su novia, me refiero a la mano. Usted no tiene una pareja, eso es lo que estoy diciendo.

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remember the master file in the first couple of posts this time

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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