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This whole story is fun as Hell. Great job thus far.

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[02:00] <red13n> ermines hard drive is one giant folder maze
[02:01] <Altimadark> And Windows is the Minotaur

Chapter 12

Mershiness stroked his whip elegantly. He enjoyed it. It was not particularly lethal, though it would obviously cause lots of pain to whoever he attacked. This was why he enjoyed it. He knew that, chances were, these would be his final hours of life. Only one would survive this game, and while he intended to be that "one", it would be difficult.

Comm was getting pretty sick of the smell of the "Smegmamune" he was carrying around. It was, quite literally, a long, thin sword covered in Smegma and he had no idea why it was on this "list" of XIII's. He kind of wanted to wipe the Smegma off, but at the same time Comm had no desire to touch it. With that said, however, it would still be a pretty good weapon until HOLY CRAP MER APPEARED.

Mer wrapped the whip around the handle of Comm's blade and pulled it away. The momentum took it right into Mer's face and his head fell off.

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hahaha what the hell

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[02:01] <Altimadark> And Windows is the Minotaur

XD

Wait, is that it?

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rumor has it the smegamune becomes more powerful with each kill

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THE LIVING (24)

Mer - Whip
Bigwig_rah - PP7
Reg - Blaster Rifle
Cobain - Lightsaber/M1911A1
Niorapth - a basket of puppies, kittens, hamsters and other cute, furry animals
Maniac64 - halberd
todbot1 - Baseball Bat
Chronic1000 - Lever-action shotgun
foolmo - Dagger of Time
Warning_Crazy - Sniper Rifle
Commodore - Smegmamune
Ryoko - Scythe
JC: Frostmourne
Speedyoshi: 2 shovels
Kazbar - PikePikePike (fish tied to Pike tied that he has to pay to use)
Kakashi - Rubber Chicken
Plum - Moonraker Lazer
Chrono1219 - Gravity Gun
Raka - Keris (Two Keri Hilsons)
Tombolo - Steelchair
JeffRaze - Portal Gun
ImTheMacheteGuy/Caelus - A certain cannon from Jackass 3
KomKoala - Hammer and Sickle
Dante - Toilet Paper Roll, no paper left on it

THE DEAD (19)

senorhousemouse - Bazooka (Killed by Nio's psychotic kitten Minio. Head then exploded)
saveus_maria - Kitchen Knife (Stabbed by foolmo after Time Hax)
GrapeFruitKing - Pepper Spray (Accidentally stabbed by Kazbar's PikePikePike after an attempted ambush)
7Deuce86 - Pointed Stick (Shot by Cobain)
PirateKing - Two Katanas (Head sliced off by Cobain)
KingBartz - Short Spear and Shield (Shot in the face several times by Bigwig_rah)
Megaman703 - Tunas (Shot by FD's Crossbow after a small scuffle)
FD - Crossbow (Stabbed through the eye by Dante's toilet paper roll)
EvillordExdeath - Morning Star (Shot in the face several times by Warning_Crazy)
bananor - Boombox (Beaten up in a three-on-one assault by Raka and the two Keri Hilsons)
WalrusJump - Giant two-handed sword (killed half by a Dante Brogue Kick and half by Ace_Killjoy's sword)
GenesisSaga - Nunchucks (Stabbed by GenesisTwilight)
An elk - Killed by XIII's blimpfishing
GenesisTwilight - Glaive (Choked out by Gr8CyberMonkey's length of chain)
Oxbridge - Sonic Screwdriver (Stabbed in the back by Sceptile's Kukri and kicked into THE FIRE. Head then fell off)
Sceptile - Twin Kukri (Shot in the head by Reg. Head promptly exploded)
Ace_Killjoy - Power Sword (Ambushed by KommKoala's hammer, head fell off)
Gr8CyberMonkey - Length of Chain (Kicked in the balls and then decapitated by Ryoko)
Pram_the_Oracle - Switchblade (Stabbed by Comm, whipped a few times by Mer and then head blown off by Caelus' cannon)

Current Status
THE FOREST IS ON FIRE. IT IS SPREADING. FIRE IS AWESOME

Kazbar - Hit in the eyes by Pepperspray
Speedyoshi - Hiding in a self-made underground cave
masterplum - Stalking Bgwig
Cobain - Not a Jedi
Warning_Crazy - In a tree
Maniac64 - Halberd is Resident Evil Code Veronica-sized
Raka - Keris are actually Keri Hilson x2, and they will both die if Raka does.
Chronic1000 - Still trying to figure out how to use his Shotgun
Justin_Crossing - Being infected by his Frostmourne
XIII - bad at puns
JeffreyRaze - In THE FIRE. Will probably be able to easily escape with his portal gun but I thought I'd put this here anyway
Mer, Comm and Caelus have formed an alliance called "Smeg'mer'muneus."

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[02:00] <red13n> ermines hard drive is one giant folder maze
[02:01] <Altimadark> And Windows is the Minotaur

lol people think the first one was the real update >_>

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Alliance over my dead body eh?

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XD easily the best chapter so far and I would still be saying that even if I wasn't in it but I was. Literally just paused in my typing as a result of lightheadedness from laughing so hard. F***ing awesome

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CHAPTER 12, Part 2

Nah just kidding.

The blade DID hit Mer in the face, but he was only struck by the blunt side. He was left with a little bit of Smegma on him.

Mer wrinkled his nose in disgust instinctively, then thought about it and shrugged, realizing he didn't care.

He aimed the whip at Comm again and struck him in the leg, hard. Comm yelped in pain, disarmed and helpless, as Mer enjoyed the assault. He was about to aim a little higher, at the head, when suddenly a certain...fun...sexual...implement hit him in the leg at high speed.

It was Mer's turn to yelp in pain as Caelus celebrated his first hit with the Jackass 3-style cannon he had received as his weapon. Much like Mer, however, he knew he would have to aim a little higher for a kill shot, so he did. Caelus quickly recalibrated his aim, setting his sights a little higher, and fired. The...toy, the name of which starts with a "d", narrowly missed Mer, as he limped behind a tree.

On the Rising Taco XIII looked on in disbelief. "Yep. This is happening."

Shrugging, Caelus moved the cannon left and aimed at Comm instead, who was still nursing the hard lash he had received. He, however, also appreciated the danger Caelus posed - however ridiculous his weapon- and took cover also.

There was silence for a brief period. Caelus kept his eyes on the trees both Mer and Comm were hiding behind. Mer and Comm kept their eyes on each other, the Smegmamune still laying on the ground.

It was this total, tense silence that Pram_the_Oracle walked in on, not seeing any of them, given how still they were.

Caelus quickly recalibrated his aim and fired, and all sexy hell broke loose.

Caelus' shot missed, bounced off a tree and landed near Comm. Comm couldn't resist picking it up and throwing it at Mer in revenge before making a run for his Smegmamune, which he picked up and sliced through Pram's stomach. After that he quickly ran back behind his tree, wary of Caelus' cannon.

"...Gross-" said Pram shakily, with blood pouring from his mouth.

The...toy, meanwhile, hit Mer in the head. "Ow, god dammit, you're LITERALLY SLAYING MY F***ING LIFE, AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY."

Mer went slightly bezerk, whipping the already injured Pram from behind his tree cover.

Caelus finished Pram off with a straight shot to Pram's head, which fell off.

Sensing battle was about to begin again, Comm, still nursing his leg, said "hold up!"

Mer was ready to whip Pram's headless body some more in rage, but stopped. "what?"

Comm raised his voice. "Well, we clearly work well together and all our weapons are a bit odd and...well...somewhat kinky. So why don't we form, just for now, some sort of alliance?"

"What kind of an alliance?"

"You know, an alliance. Where we allied together."

"I know what an alliance means, I'm not stupid," said Mer. "I mean...like...you want us to ally together just because our weapons are sexy and weird?"

"Yes," said Comm simply.

Mer shrugged. "Fine with me."
"And me," said Caelus.

"OK," said Comm. "Maybe we should come up with a name?"

"The Three Sexeteers," was Caelus' suggestion.
"Kinky Kind of People," was Comm's.
"Smeg'mer'mune," was Mer's.

"Smeg'mer'mune doesn't have anything to do with me in it!" complained Caelus.

XIII facepalmed, but didn't shock them. This was too entertaining.

"Well how about, er...what's your name again?"
"Caelus."
"OK, so how about, er..."Smeg'mer'mune...us.'"

"That name sucks," said Caelus.

"Something sucking is kind of appropriate here."
"...Good point," he said.

They converged and shook hands. "We are now "Smeg"mer"muneus!"
"Cool," said Caelus. "But could you stand over there please? That sword of yours stinks."

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Keris still winning.

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An elk - Killed by XIII's blimpfishing

Just noticed this was on the list.

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Bump for now.

Will probably think about an update after the Newcastle/Spurs game.

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The...toy, meanwhile, hit Mer in the head. "Ow, god dammit, you're LITERALLY SLAYING MY F***ING LIFE, AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY."

this line was appreciated.

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Mer

Just keeping it alive

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ok

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Wonder how long it will last.

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Until Caelus gets sick of the smell?

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who needs an alliance when you can have schizophrenia. all the friends you'll ever need!

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Chapter 13

plum's stalking of "Bondwig_rah" had gone on long enough. plum was close enough for a clear shot now, so he raised his Laser gun and fired.

Bigwig, however, was more than the poser plum had taken him for. Oh sure, he pretended to be Bond, but he had something resembling the instincts to back it up. He knew someone was stalking him. He knew his stalker was ready to fire from the sudden rustling of his clothes. So he dodged behind a tree.

Plum's laser narrowly missed Bigwig, who crouched low. This was lucky because Plum's next shot was directly at the tree. The laser tore through it easily and came out the other side right where Bigwig's head would have been. Plum swore and moved his laser down to fire again but Bigwig forced him to take evasive action by firing his PP7.

Plum and Bigwig, both behind trees, took potshots at each other. Plum had a natural advantage given his weapon, but he had to leave cover in order to accurately fire at Bigwig's tree - and Bigwig used these opportunities to get shots in on Plum and keep him subdued.

Bigwig changed trees a couple of times, trying to get around plum, but couldn't do it - Plum was aware of his movements and had a keen sense of what was going on.

The battle raged on for several minutes, neither man getting the advantage.

On the Rising Taco, XIII was getting very impatient. Why had they not killed each other yet? He sighed and got up from his chair to play a quick game of Wii Tennis.

When he returned, plum and Bigwig STILL hadn't finished their battle yet.

After drumming his fingers angrily on his control panel for several seconds, he came to a decision and pressed a couple of buttons.

Suddenly, the trees around plum and Bigwig began to descend. Plum and Bigwig ran backwards but each new tree they reached also sank into the ground, leaving no cover for them to hide behind.

At once, they turned and fired a shot.

Bigwig keeled over, the laser having shot through his neck and decapitated him. Plum smiled.

Unfortunately, though, this was a very brief smile. The adrenaline he felt had been masking the intense pain he should have been feeling, which returned with a vengeance. He looked down and saw a wound in his heart, which bled profusely. Plum only had a couple of seconds to register his imminent demise before he too fell over, dead.

XIII pressed a couple more buttons and brought the trees back up out of the ground again. One of them rose up right where Plum's head was. One of the branches caught his neck and tore it off. Plum's disembodied head surveyed the scene, where two dead bodies lay.

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ooh, mutual death

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[02:00] <red13n> ermines hard drive is one giant folder maze
[02:01] <Altimadark> And Windows is the Minotaur

If it doesn't end in decapitation, it doesn't count.

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THE LIVING (22)

Mer - Whip
Reg - Blaster Rifle
Cobain - Lightsaber/M1911A1
Niorapth - a basket of puppies, kittens, hamsters and other cute, furry animals
Maniac64 - halberd
todbot1 - Baseball Bat
Chronic1000 - Lever-action shotgun
foolmo - Dagger of Time
Warning_Crazy - Sniper Rifle
Commodore - Smegmamune
Ryoko - Scythe
JC: Frostmourne
Speedyoshi: 2 shovels
Kazbar - PikePikePike (fish tied to Pike tied that he has to pay to use)
Kakashi - Rubber Chicken
Chrono1219 - Gravity Gun
Raka - Keris (Two Keri Hilsons)
Tombolo - Steelchair
JeffRaze - Portal Gun
ImTheMacheteGuy/Caelus - A certain cannon from Jackass 3
KomKoala - Hammer and Sickle
Dante - Toilet Paper Roll, no paper left on it

THE DEAD (21)

senorhousemouse - Bazooka (Killed by Nio's psychotic kitten Minio. Head then exploded)
saveus_maria - Kitchen Knife (Stabbed by foolmo after Time Hax)
GrapeFruitKing - Pepper Spray (Accidentally stabbed by Kazbar's PikePikePike after an attempted ambush)
7Deuce86 - Pointed Stick (Shot by Cobain)
PirateKing - Two Katanas (Head sliced off by Cobain)
KingBartz - Short Spear and Shield (Shot in the face several times by Bigwig_rah)
Megaman703 - Tunas (Shot by FD's Crossbow after a small scuffle)
FD - Crossbow (Stabbed through the eye by Dante's toilet paper roll)
EvillordExdeath - Morning Star (Shot in the face several times by Warning_Crazy)
bananor - Boombox (Beaten up in a three-on-one assault by Raka and the two Keri Hilsons)
WalrusJump - Giant two-handed sword (killed half by a Dante Brogue Kick and half by Ace_Killjoy's sword)
GenesisSaga - Nunchucks (Stabbed by GenesisTwilight)
An elk - Killed by XIII's blimpfishing
GenesisTwilight - Glaive (Choked out by Gr8CyberMonkey's length of chain)
Oxbridge - Sonic Screwdriver (Stabbed in the back by Sceptile's Kukri and kicked into THE FIRE. Head then fell off)
Sceptile - Twin Kukri (Shot in the head by Reg. Head promptly exploded)
Ace_Killjoy - Power Sword (Ambushed by KommKoala's hammer, head fell off)
Gr8CyberMonkey - Length of Chain (Kicked in the balls and then decapitated by Ryoko)
Pram_the_Oracle - Switchblade (Stabbed by Comm, whipped a few times by Mer and then head blown off by Caelus' cannon)
Bigwig_rah - PP7 (Shot in the head by Plum, head fell off)
Plum - Moonraker Lazer (Shot in the heart by Bigwig_rah. Head then ripped off by a rising tree)

Current Status
THE FOREST IS ON FIRE. IT IS SPREADING. FIRE IS AWESOME

Kazbar - Hit in the eyes by Pepperspray
Speedyoshi - Hiding in a self-made underground cave
Cobain - Not a Jedi
Warning_Crazy - In a tree
Maniac64 - Halberd is Resident Evil Code Veronica-sized
Raka - Keris are actually Keri Hilson x2, and they will both die if Raka does.
Chronic1000 - Still trying to figure out how to use his Shotgun
Justin_Crossing - Being infected by his Frostmourne
JeffreyRaze - In THE FIRE. Will probably be able to easily escape with his portal gun but I thought I'd put this here anyway
Mer, Comm and Caelus have formed an alliance called "Smeg'mer'muneus".

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head are not having a very good record of staying on...

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Sucks that I died, but it was totally awesome.

I approve

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confirmed top half, excellent

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THE LIVING (21)

Mer - Whip
Reg - Blaster Rifle
Cobain - Lightsaber/M1911A1
Niorapth - a basket of puppies, kittens, hamsters and other cute, furry animals
Maniac64 - halberd
todbot1 - Baseball Bat
Chronic1000 - Lever-action shotgun
foolmo - Dagger of Time
Warning_Crazy - Sniper Rifle
Commodore - Smegmamune
Ryoko - Scythe
JC: Frostmourne
Speedyoshi: 2 shovels
Kazbar - PikePikePike (fish tied to Pike tied that he has to pay to use)
Kakashi - Rubber Chicken
Raka - Keris (Two Keri Hilsons)
Tombolo - Steelchair
JeffRaze - Portal Gun
ImTheMacheteGuy/Caelus - A certain cannon from Jackass 3
KomKoala - Hammer and Sickle
Dante - Toilet Paper Roll, no paper left on it

THE DEAD (22)

senorhousemouse - Bazooka (Killed by Nio's psychotic kitten Minio. Head then exploded)
saveus_maria - Kitchen Knife (Stabbed by foolmo after Time Hax)
GrapeFruitKing - Pepper Spray (Accidentally stabbed by Kazbar's PikePikePike after an attempted ambush)
7Deuce86 - Pointed Stick (Shot by Cobain)
PirateKing - Two Katanas (Head sliced off by Cobain)
KingBartz - Short Spear and Shield (Shot in the face several times by Bigwig_rah)
Megaman703 - Tunas (Shot by FD's Crossbow after a small scuffle)
FD - Crossbow (Stabbed through the eye by Dante's toilet paper roll)
EvillordExdeath - Morning Star (Shot in the face several times by Warning_Crazy)
bananor - Boombox (Beaten up in a three-on-one assault by Raka and the two Keri Hilsons)
WalrusJump - Giant two-handed sword (killed half by a Dante Brogue Kick and half by Ace_Killjoy's sword)
GenesisSaga - Nunchucks (Stabbed by GenesisTwilight)
An elk - Killed by XIII's blimpfishing
GenesisTwilight - Glaive (Choked out by Gr8CyberMonkey's length of chain)
Oxbridge - Sonic Screwdriver (Stabbed in the back by Sceptile's Kukri and kicked into THE FIRE. Head then fell off)
Sceptile - Twin Kukri (Shot in the head by Reg. Head promptly exploded)
Ace_Killjoy - Power Sword (Ambushed by KommKoala's hammer, head fell off)
Gr8CyberMonkey - Length of Chain (Kicked in the balls and then decapitated by Ryoko)
Pram_the_Oracle - Switchblade (Stabbed by Comm, whipped a few times by Mer and then head blown off by Caelus' cannon)
Bigwig_rah - PP7 (Shot in the head by Plum, head fell off)
Plum - Moonraker Lazer (Shot in the heart by Bigwig_rah. Head then ripped off by a rising tree)
Chrono1219 - Gravity Gun (Gnawed to the bone by Nio's animals)

Current Status
THE FOREST IS ON FIRE. IT IS SPREADING. FIRE IS AWESOME

Kazbar - Hit in the eyes by Pepperspray
Speedyoshi - Hiding in a self-made underground cave
Cobain - Not a Jedi
Warning_Crazy - In a tree
Maniac64 - Halberd is Resident Evil Code Veronica-sized
Raka - Keris are actually Keri Hilson x2, and they will both die if Raka does.
Chronic1000 - Still trying to figure out how to use his Shotgun
Justin_Crossing - Being infected by his Frostmourne
JeffreyRaze - In THE FIRE. Will probably be able to easily escape with his portal gun but I thought I'd put this here anyway
Mer, Comm and Caelus have formed an alliance called "Smeg'mer'muneus".
Nio - in full-on rage mode
XIII - trying to fend off Minio on the Rising Taco

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Hey, XIII, Chrome is telling me your sig in 188 is malware.

Might want to look into that

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From: masterplum | #191
Hey, XIII, Chrome is telling me your sig in 188 is malware.

Might want to look into that

...That's weird. I just clicked on it and got a "reported attack page" thing.

Strange, it was working fine the other day. It's meant to be a dog having vietnam flashbacks...I'll get rid of it

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Dang it Chrono, why did you have to go and tick of Nio?! Now we are all doomed!

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MINIOOOO :(

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Speak for yourself maniac, I've got a brogue kick

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Ok fine, everyone not named Dante or Cobain is screwed.

Speaking of, hey Dante want to make an alliance of Sheamus fans with terrible starter weapons?

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From: muddersmilk | #198
Ok fine, everyone not named Dante or Cobain is screwed.

Cobain isn't a jedi though so he might be in trouble

if my goddamn rifle worked properly I could treat it like Battlefront and get a 100:0 kill/Death ratio and pray that's enough combined with everybody else <_<

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CHAPTER 14

Since killing SenorHouseMouse, Nio hadn't done much. She instead preferred to stay where she was, stroking her various animals, cooing as she did it.

This was not a sight that Chrono1219 expected to see. When he saw somebody new he was immediately on his guard. Still a little frustrated by his inability to kill off JeffreyRaze earlier, this time he knew there would be no mistakes.

Nio, however, was more aware of her surroundings than she looked. She knew Chrono was there and whispered to Minio, "go get him". Minio immediately leapt from the basket and jumped towards Chrono.

Chrono didn't know exactly what was happening but knew that the creature was moving faster and with more purpose and aggression than any kitten he had ever seen before. He figured it would be bad news if it reached him so he pointed his gravity gun at it and fired. Minio was suspended in mid-air and Chrono jerked the gun upwards, sending Minio flying into the sky.

"MINIIIOOOOOOOO!" screamed Nio in anguish as Minio blasted off again.

On the Rising Taco, XIII was laughing at this until Minio crashed through one of the blimp's windows (yep, this is happening).

It attacked the first thing it saw - XIII. He fended himself off, shielding himself from Minio's sharp claws. "Help! Dammit, help!"

Back on the ground, Nio's anger and sadness was palpable. "Why would you do that?" she asked Chrono. He shrugged, which only served to further enrage Nio.

"ALL OF YOU. GET HIM! NOW!"

Suddenly all the animals leapt from Nio's basket and, at once, swarmed towards Chrono. Chrono yelled in fear and tried firstly to stop them with his gravity gun, but he only succeeded in firing away a couple of baby mice, which Nio caught. Eventually, Chrono realised that this was unwinnable and tried to escape. Sadly, it was too late. Though he turned and ran, the animals were already on top of him, weighing him down. He fought them off, but they were already gnawing at his skin.

It didn't take long for them to gnaw away at Chrono completely, leaving only a skeleton (the head of which fell off).

The animals returned to the basket and Nio rose from the ground. She was shaking with rage and attacked the skeletal corpse of Chrono, avenging Minio. Playtime was over as Nio finally joined the hunt.

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