Thanks to the people who voted, and a special thanks to KFC0107 for the bumps. This helped me make a list I can show off to both long-time South Park fans and just people thinking about trying it.
I'll note that I dropped every moment that only received a HM...because if only one person thought it was good enough for only an honorable mention, does it really deserve an honorable mention? Besides, everything with at least one full point is still here and this list is still huge.
The results:
Eric Cartman #1 - Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die" #2 - Leading the Confederacy in a reenactment to win so he can win a bet in "The Red Badge of Gayness" #3 - Having a "wardrobe malfunction" when he thought he was invisible in "Good Times With Weapons" #4 - Giving himself Tourette's Syndrome in "Le Petit Tourette" #5 - Becoming the Dawg in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Honorable Mentions: Stealing Jimmy's joke in "Fishsticks" Attacking Kyle with a wiffle-ball bat in "Toilet Paper" Leading an army inspired by "The Passion of the Christ" Searching for his dad in "Cartman's Mom is (Still) a Dirty Slut" Playing a robot to trick Butters in "AWESOM-O" Telling Mr. Garrison to suck his balls during class in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" S***ting on Ms. Cartman in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" Trying to have a flashback to 1776 instead of studying in "I'm a Little Bit Country" Singing about minorities in "Pee" Dealing with his eye-doctor in "The Succubus" Leading "Faith Plus One" in "Christian Rock Hard" Eating all of the skin off of the fried chicken and leaving immediately afterward in "The Death of Eric Cartman" Accusing Mrs. Cartman of f***ing him through-out "HUMANCENTiPAD" Freezing himself to make the Wii come sooner in "Go God Go" Becoming The Coon, first seen in "The Coon"
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Stan Marsh #1 - Daring Scientologists to sue him at the end of "Trapped In The Closet" #2 - Confronting John Edward in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" #3 - Skiing to save the youth center in "Asspen" #4 - Screaming "Oh my God, you killed Kenny," first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" #5 - Tricking his "future self" by faking cutting his hand off in "My Future Self 'n' Me" Honorable Mentions: Saving Christmas in "Woodland Critter Christmas" Admitting he broke the dam in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" Dealing with Facebook in "You Have 0 Friends" Trying to lose every game of baseball in "The Losing Edge" Puking on Wendy when she gives him attention, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Turning cynical in "You're Getting Old" Bribing a homeless man with alcohol to help them get tickets for "Asses of Fire" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Going goth in "Raisins" Learning how banks work in "Margaritaville" Coaching a hockey team in "Stanley's Cup" Refusing to vote in "Douche and Turd" Becoming the popular player and teaming with Thad in "Guitar Q****-O" Trying to understand Token's feelings in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" Fighting with Kyle over who found the frozen man from 1996 in "Prehistoric Ice Man" Attempting to win Wendy back with "Shock the Monkey" in "Raisins" Caving in to sing in "Elementary School Musical" Getting in-character around the kidnappers in "Super Fun Time" Saving dolphins and whales in "Whale Whores" Taking hormones to reach puberty faster in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"
Kyle Broflovski #1 - Doubting God after getting hemorrhoids in "Cartmanland" #2 - Speaking against censorship in "Cartoon Wars Part II" #3 - Freeing Willzyx in "Free Willzyx" #4 - Having no rhythm while dancing to "Getting Gay With Kids" in "Rainforest Shmainforest" #5 - Losing his bet against Cartman about leprechauns in "Imaginationland" Honorable Mentions: Splitting game-career paths with Stan in "Guitar Q****-O" Fighting Cartman in "Cartoon Wars Part II" Questioning Reality in "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" Watching "The Passion of the Christ" in "The Passion of the Jew" Giving the eulogy to Chef's funeral in "The Return of Chef" Saving Ike from his teacher in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Informing Cartman he plays mental gymnastics to believe anything he wants in "Fishsticks" Convincing Cartman to run away to Somalia in "Fatbeard" Going Jersey in "It's a Jersey Thing" Organizing the pedophiles to attend Cartman's Dateline-interview in "Les Petit Tourettes" Going in debt to save the economy in "Margaritaville" Threatening to break everything Cartman owns in "Tonsil Trouble" Getting a negroplasty in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****" Becoming Kip Drordy's only friend in "You Have 0 Friends"
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Leopold "Butters" Stotch #1 - Never letting go of Cartman's hand in "Super Fun Time" #2 - Shooting people in the d***s in "The China Probrem" #3 - Becoming a pimp in "Butters's Bottom B****" #4 (tie) - Discovering his family's dark side through-out "Butters's Very Own Episode" #4 (tie) - Creating Professor Chaos in "Professor Chaos" Honorable Mentions: Being grounded, first seen in "How to Eat With Your Butt" Singing "What What, in the Butt" in "Canada on Strike" Faking his death to act like a girl in "Marjorine" Believing he has to recreate society in "Casa Bonita" Searching for his precious (porn) in "Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Believing Cartman is dead in "The Death of Eric Cartman" Going to a camp about his bi-curiosity in "Cartman Sucks"
Randy Marsh #1 - Taking the world's biggest crap in "More Crap" #2 - Appearing on the Wheel of Fortune in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" #3 - Betting on 31 Black again after already winning enough money to save South Park in "Red Man's Greed" #4 - Fighting Batdad in "The Losing Edge" #5 - Bouncing on his sack in "Medicinal Fried Chicken" Honorable Mentions: Delivering the Sword of a Thousand Truths in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" Sneaking into a room to use the internet for porn in "Over Logging" Shooting the guy asking for change in "Night of the Living Homeless" Recording everything while he's so startled in "Pandemic" Living the rock-n-roll life through video games in "Guitar Q****-O" Celebrating the Presidential Election's results in "About Last Night..." Disliking the children's boy band "Fingerbang" before joining them in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger" Saving the boys from old people driving "Grey Dawn" Renting pornography in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Trying to save his children in arctic-ready clothes despite the summer heat in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" Seeking the bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary to cure him of alcoholism Lying to the aliens about space-cash in "Pinewood Derby" Obsessing over food in "Creme Fraiche" Burying his children's heads in the sand in "Cartoon Wars Part I" Converting to Mormonism after originally wanting to fight the Mormon-family in "All About Mormons" Becoming a butterfly in "Insheeption" Convincing Osama bin Laden to save America from New Jersey in "It's a Jersey Thing" Teaching Stan how to dance back in "You Got F'd in the A" Prowling as a single man in "Clubhouses"
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Mr(s). Garrison #1 - Singing "Merry F***ing Christmas" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" #2 - Teaching the lesson of how evolution means we come from r*****ed fish-frogs in "Go God Go" #3 - Scissoring in "D-Yikes!" #4 - Singing "S***ty S***ty F** F**" in "It Hits the Fan" #5 - Counting votes for the new class president in "Trapper Keeper" Honorable Mentions: Teaching the kindergarteners about sexual positions in "Proper Condom Use" Resisting rich(/black) people from moving into South Park in "Here Comes the Neighborhood" Teaching school material, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Protecting Les Bos in "D-Yikes!" Talking to Mr. Hat, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Getting a nose that makes him look like David Hasslehoff in "Tom's Rhinoplasty" Explaining why Muslims don't want people depicting Muhammad in "Cartoon Wars Part I" Trying to get fired for being gay in "Death Camp of Tolerance" Revealing "It" in "The Entity" Directing the non-demoninational holiday-play in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
Kenny McCormick #1 - Cheesing through-out "Major Boobage" #2 - Dying, first seen in "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" #3 - Hitting Butters with his ninja-star in "Good Times With Weapons" #4 - Preventing any chance of siblings by sabotaging his dad in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" #5 (tie) - Taking Home Economics at school instead of Shop in "Tweek Vs. Craig" #5 (tie) - Revealing he is Mysterion with a real power in "Mysterion Rises" Honorable Mentions: Trying to get a blowjob in "The Ring" Playing out the battle between good and evil on his PSP in "Best Friends Forever" Taking any dare for money in "Fat Camp" Mooning the school camera through his hoody in "How to Eat With Your Butt" Living through Cartman, first seen in "A Ladder to Heaven"
Chef #1 - Reacting to Stan's announcement they killed Mrs. Choksondik in "The Simpsons Already Did It" #2 - Selling and singing about his chocolate salty balls in "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" #3 - Hating the South Park Flag in "Chef Goes Nanners" #4 - Telling South Park to line up for ass-whippings after their ashy "black blizzard" in "Summer Sucks" #5 - Singing about prostitutes with James Taylor in "Fat Camp" Honorable Mentions: Inspiring many musicians to assist him in "Chef Aid" Joining the Super Adventure Club in "The Return of Chef" Reemerging as Darth Chef in "The Return of Chef" Going Thriller in "Pink Eye" Singing about how women make you wait in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" Explaining to Stan how God thrives off of tears in "Kenny Dies" Setting the mood for inter-species sex in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" Going Braveheart on genetically altered turkeys in "Starvin' Marvin" Getting married in "The Succubus"
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Jimmy Swanson/Vulmer #1 - Writing the fishstick-joke in "Fishsticks" #2 - Fighting Timmy in "Cripple Fight" #3 - Using steroids in "Up the Down Steroid" #4 - Joining a gang with Timmy in "Krazy Kripples" #5 - Trying to tell Wendy for Stan that she is a "cont...cont"inuing source of inspiration for him in "Raisins" Honorable Mentions: Telling Cartman the knock-knock joke about the interrupting cow in "How to Eat With Your Butt" Getting erections through-out "Erection Day" Singing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" through-out "Red Sleigh Down" Trying to tell the adults they'll find their kids at the video store in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Fighting for integrity in news in "Quest for Ratings"
Ike Broflovski #1 - Banging his teacher in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" #2 - Learning to ski by the Pizza/French Fries-technique in "Asspen" #3 - Being possessed by Michael Jackson in "Dead Celebrities" #4 - Attempting suicide by jumping out of his window in "About Last Night..." #5 - Saving Canadian royalty in "Royal Pudding" Honorable Mentions: Blowing up the plane ("Boom baby") in "About Last Night..." Playing "Kick the Baby" with Kyle, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Becoming Stan's star-player in "Stanley's Cup" Hitting Clyde since he's crying in "Fatbeard" Being taken back to Canada by his birth-parents in "It's Christmas in Canada" Getting circumcised in "Ike's Wee Wee"
Ms. Liane Cartman #1 - Fooling around with countless people at the drunken barn dance in "Cartman's Mom is (Still) a Dirty Slut" #2 - F***ing "Bill Cosby" in "Trapper Keeper" #3 - Training Cartman with Cesar Millan in "Tsst" #4 - Appearing on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine in "Pinkeye" #5 - Knowing what a rimjob is in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Honorable Mentions: Claiming to be a hermaphrodite in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" Telling Cartman the Tooth Fairy was extra generous with him when he finds Ben Affleck in his bed in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" F***ing the plumber while Cartman cries outside in "The Death of Eric Cartman" Confusing adoption with abortion in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" Refusing to buy Cartman an iPad in "HUMANCENTiPAD" Giving Cartman a present anytime anybody else gets a present in "You're Getting Old"
Terrance and Phillip #1 - Pranking South Park-audiences with "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" #2 - Singing "Uncle F***er" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" #3 - Setting the World Canadian Bureau's president adrift while yelling at him ("I'm not your buddy/pal/etc, buddy/pal/etc.!") in "Canada on Strike" #4 - Slapping Brook Shields in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" #5 - Farting, first seen in "Death" Honorable Mentions: Phillip performing Hamlet in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" Airing the commercial to their new movie in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" Watching their documentary in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" Marrying the Queef Sisters in "Eat, Pray, Queef"
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Sharon Marsh #1 - Working out with her shake-weight in "Creme Fraiche" #2 - Believing Stan has killed multiple times in "Spookyfish" #3 - Bringing Roy the step-dad to their home after her divorce in "Clubhouses" #4 - Queefing at the dinner-table in "Eat, Pray, Queef" #5 - Reminding Randy they were once hippies in "Die Hippie, Die" Honorable Mentions: Taking Officer Barbrady's pants off in "Spookyfish" Hating how much men care about craps in "More Crap" Hating today's music in "You're Getting Old"
Gerald Broflovski #1 - Getting a dolphinplasty "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****" #2 - Caving in to cheese again in "Major Boobage" #3 - Getting smug for driving a hybrid in "Smug Alert" #4 - Suing everyone for sexual harassment in "Sexual Harassment Panda" #5 - Trying to rekindle a friendship with Kenny's dad in "Chickenpox" Honorable Mentions: Being unable to get a "resurr-erection" in "Spontaneous Combustion" Rubbing one out in the hot tub with Randy in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" Going through Apple to get Kyle back in "HUMANCENTiPAD"
Timmy #1 - Becoming the lead singer in "The Lords of the Underworld" in "Timmy 2000" #2 - Fighting Jimmy in "Cripple Fight" #3 - Explaining how Jimmy's using steroids to Mr. Mackey in "Up the Down Steroid" #4 - Joining a gang with Jimmy in "Krazy Kripples" #5 - Always beating Nathan and Mimsy in "Crippled Summer" Honorable Mentions: Saying "S***" in "It Hits the Fan" Yelling his name, first seen in "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" Taking a bullet in the shoulder for Gobbles the turkey in "Helen Keller! The Musical" Going through time in "Fourth Grade"
Token Black #1 - Watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" #2 - Hitting Cartman at the end of "Christian Rock Hard" #3 - Being rejected for being rich in "Here Comes the Neighborhood" #4 - Convincing Stan he doesn't get Token's feelings in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" #5 - Acting whiter for the camera in "Quest for Ratings" Honorable Mentions: Laughing alone at Tyler Perry in "Funnybot" Going for Wendy after she broke up with Stan in "Raisins" Looking for a talent agency in "Wing"
Mr. Mackey #1 - Directing the play about tooth decay in "Royal Pudding" #2 - Singing "It's Easy, M'Kay" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" #3 - Searching for whoever pooped in the school's urinal in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" #4 - Singing "Carol of the Bells" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" #5 - Fighting Mr. Hat on the bus in "World Wide Recorder Concert" Honorable Mentions: Being on drugs in "Ike's Wee Wee" Hoarding because he was molested by Woodsy the Owl in "Insheeption" Having sex with Ms. Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use"
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Wendy Testaburger #1 - Fighting Cartman at the end of "Breast Cancer Show Ever" #2 - Singing her nearly-vulgar song to audition for Fingerbang in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger" #3 - Killing her lesbian substitute teacher in "Tom's Rhinoplasty" #4 - Turning Cartman's Smurf-theory back onto him in "Dances With Smurfs" #5 - Kissing Cartman during the school debate in "Chef Goes Nanners" Honorable Mentions: Getting implants in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" Having her fingergun-fight with Bebe in "The List"
Clyde Donovan #1 - Being Cartman's next-fattest replacement for the sled race in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" #2 - Calling his parents about Slash in "Crack Baby Athletic Association" #3 - Providing lemon bars as the Mosquito in "Mysterion Rises" #4 - Ditching World of Warcraft for looking at a Playboy magazine in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" #5 - Believing he's hot in "The List" Honorable Mentions: Getting $100 for defending Butters in "Butters' Bottom B****" Crying for being stuck in Somalia in "Fatbeard"
Jimbo and Ned #1 - Taking over states in a drunken stupor in "The Red Badge of Gayness" #2 - Smuggling fireworks in "Summer Sucks" #3 - Saying "Hey, look out son, that's dangerous. You're gonna spill your beer" in "Volcano" #4 - Teaching Stan how to hunt in "Volcano" #5 - Hunting the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" Honorable Mentions: Watching and rubbing one out to a topless neighbor in "Scott Tenorman Must Die" Killing Scuzzlebutt in "Volcano"
Officer Barbrady #1 - Learning to read in "Chickenlover" #2 (tie) - Telling Barbara Streisand he doesn't give a rat's ass who she is as long as she's not Fiona Apple in "Mecha Streisand" #2 (tie) - Requesting the usual at Tweek's dad's coffee-shop (a slap to the face with a cat) in "Gnomes" #4 - Saying "T. T is for turtle. noo noo noo noo noo " from "Spontaneous Combustion" #5 - Confirming Jews can't legally eat Christmas-snow in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Honorable Mentions: Investigating the toilet paper-attack in "Toilet Paper" Getting captured by Sharon in "Spookyfish"
Sergeant Yates #1 - Calling it "niiiiice" when hearing a hot teacher's having sex with her students in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" #2 - Becoming a prostitute in "Butters' Bottom B****" #3 - Framing rich black families in "The Jeffersons" #4 - Studying the differences between left and right hands in "Cartman's Incredible Gift" #5 - Relieving Mr. Mackey of his search for Tooth Decay in "Royal Pudding" Honorable Mentions: Searching for the people who stole Willzyx in "Free Willzyx" Telling The Coon to leave yet looking to Mysterion for help in "The Coon"
Tuong Lu Kim #1 - Fighting against Mongolians tearing down his city wall in "Child Abduction is Not Funny" #2 - Believing Jimmy and Timmy are robbing him in "Krazy Kripples" #3 - Fighting his Japanese competitor in "City Sushi" #4 - Suffering from multiple personalities in "City Sushi" #5 - Taking Wing to American Idol and The Contender in "Wing" Honorable Mentions: Flying the children to Canada in "It's Christmas in Canada" Sponsoring Butters in "Jared Has Aides"
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Jesus #1 - Saving Santa Claus at Iraq in "Red Sleigh Down #2 - Killing Pope Donohue in "Fantastic Easter Special" #3 - Asking God to appear for the new millennium in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" #4 - Summoning the Super Best Friends in "Super Best Friends" #5 - Being a leader of Imaginationland in "Imaginationland, Episode 3" Honorable Mentions: Singing with Santa Claus in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Trying to improve his ratings in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
Saddam Hussein #1 - Killing Chris (Satan's new boyfriend) in "Probably" #2 - Dying at the end of "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" #3 - Disguising his secret nuclear site in the sky as a chocolate factory from God in "Ladder to Heaven" #4 - Posing as the Prime Minister of Canada before being caught in "It's Christmas in Canada" #5 - Trying to take over Canada in "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" Honorable Mentions: Singing "I Can Change" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Teasing Satan with d****s in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
Towelie #1 - Dialing the tune to "Funkytown" instead of the password in "Towelie" #2 - Getting high, first seen in "Towelie" #3 - Understanding there's been a "Towlie-ban" in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" #4 - Feeling like he could walk on sunshine after inhaling canned air in "Crippled Summer" #5 - Coming to terms with himself by proclaiming he's a towel in "Crippled Summer" Honorable Mentions: Writing an autobiography in "A Million Little Fibers" Attempting to play Stairway to Heaven in the talent contest in "Professor Chaos"
Mr. Hankey #1 - Bringing a poo-nami upon South Park to chase away the film festival in "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls" #2 - Jumping into Mr. Mackey's cup in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" #3 - Hosting "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" #4 - Meeting his family in "A Very Crappy Christmas" #5 - Taking the Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole in "Red Sleigh Down" Honorable Mentions: Inspiring the Mr. Hankey Construction Set-toys in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Writing "NOEL" on Kyle's bathroom mirror in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
Shelly #1 - Babysitting Cartman in "Cat Orgy" #2 - Filling her house with blood because she had no tampons in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" #3 - Telling turds to shut up, first seen in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" #4 - Agreeing to protect Stan from Trent Boyett if he admits the kids admit to their teacher they were responsible for the fire in "Pre-School" #5 - Beating up Stan's clone in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" Honorable Mention: Talking to her boyfriend over the internet in "Over Logging"
Craig #1 - Explaining why nobody likes the main children in "Pandemic" #2 - Flipping people off, first seen in "Rainforest Shmainforest" #3 - Listing things that would make him so happy in "Le Petit Tourette" #4 - Developing "Animals Close Up With a Wide Angle Lens (Wearing Hats)" in "Quest for Ratings" #5 - Stopping the Guinea Pirate in "Pandemic 2: The Startling" Honorable Mention: Fighting Tweek with his new sumo skills in "Tweek Vs. Craig"
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Goth Kids #1 - Converting Stan to their non-conformist ways in "Raisins" #2 - Burning down a Hot Topic to stop the vampire-kids in "The Ungroundable" #3 - Giving a speech about the differences of goth and emo at the end of "The Ungroundable" #4 - Henrietta being related to Mintberry Crunch in "Coon VS Coon & Friends" #5 - Dancing with Stan in "You Got F'd in the A" Honorable Mention: Correcting Mysterion on the word of Cthulhu in "Mysterion Rises"
Sheila Broflovski #1 - Singing "Blame Canada" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" #2 - Unleashing her Jersey-side in "It's a Jersey Thing" #3 - Screaming "WHAT WHAT WHAT," first seen in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" #4 - Turning the school's Christmas-play into a non-denominational play in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" #5 - Complimenting Kyle's nose when he feels ugly in "The List" Honorable Mention: Naming Kyle Kyle 2 and making him take his cousin Kyle to school in "The Entity"
Kenny's parents #1 - Mr. McCormick simultaneously puking and s***ting because of Kenny hurting him in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" #2 - Being awakened by Mysterion in "Mysterion Rises" #3 - Serving frozen waffles with no side-dishes for dinner in "Chickenpox" #4 - Giving birth to another Kenny, first seen in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" #5 - Mr. McCormick trying to rekindle a friendship with Gerald in "Chickenpox" Honorable Mention: Being attacked for domestic abuse in "Chickenlover"
Satan #1 - Throwing the fight against Jesus in "Damien" #2 - Having his birthday party in "Hell on Earth 2006" #3 - Casting Saddam Hussein to Hell again in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" #4 - Singing "Up There" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" #5 - Singing "Christmas Time in Hell" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Honorable Mention: Dating Chris in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
Tweek #1 - Freaking out over the Underpants Gnomes in "Gnomes" #2 - Being tricked by his dad acting like a cop in a lesson about trusting strangers in "Child Abduction is Not Funny" #3 - Becoming "the new friend" after Kenny actually dies in "Professor Chaos" #4 - Fighting Craig with his new boxing skills in "Tweek Vs. Craig" #5 - Looking for his happy place in "Free Hat"
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Celebrities #1 - Michael Jackson singing through-out "The Jeffersons" #2 - John Edward becoming the biggest douche in the universe in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" #3 - Ben Affleck falling in love with Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" #4 - Paris Hilton going sleazy in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" #5 - Rob Schneider having multiple trailers in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" Honorable Mentions: Cesar Millan training Cartman through-out "Psst" Kanye West failing to get the joke in "Fishsticks" Tom Cruise locking himself in the closet in "Trapped in the Closet" Robert Smith/Leonard Maltin/Sidney Poitier saving South Park at the end of "Mecha-Streisand" Christopher Reeve drinking aborted fetuses in "Krazy Kripples" Charles Manson learning the joys of Christmas in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" Johnny Cochran giving the Chewbacca Defense in "Chef Aid" Angelina Jolie hosting a lice-home in "Lice Capades" Al Gore protecting the world from ManBearPig in "ManBearPig" Barbara Streisand morphing into Mecha-Streisand in "Mecha-Streisand" The Jonas Brothers living in fear of Mr. Mouse in "The Ring" Korn parodying Scooby Doo in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" Russell Crowe making movies, making songs, and fighting 'round the world through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" Mel Gibson begging for torture in "The Passion of the Jew"
Other #1 - Woodland Critters giving birth to the son of Satan in "Woodland Critter Christmas" #2 - Chef's parents fighting with the Loch Ness Monster over "tree fitty" in "The Succubus" #3 - President of the Church of Scientology explaining what Scientologists actually believe in "Trapped in the Closet" #4 - Mr. Slave taking Lemmiwinks into his body mid-class in "Death Camp of Tolerance" #5 (tie) - God answering Stan's question about why he isn't having a period in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" #5 (tie) - "Butt Out" Telling the kids not to smoke in "Butt Out" Honorable Mentions: Mr. Gueermo slapping everyone in his way throughout "Elementary School Musical" God making sure Saddam's not building any weapons in the sky at the end of "A Ladder to Heaven" Darryl Weathers ranting about how goobacks took their jobs, first seen in "Goobacks" Scott being a d***, first seen in "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" Manbearpig causing havok inside Sector Two in "Imaginationland, Episode II" Mr. Slave shoving Paris Hilton into his ass at the end of "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" Underpants Gnomes stealing underpants from Tweek in "Gnomes" God declaring Mormons were the only correct religion in "Probably" Lemmiwinks escaping Mr. Slave's ass in "Death Camp of Tolerance" Crab People turning the world metrosexual in "South Park is Gay" Scott Tenorman bullying Cartman through-out "Scott Tenorman Must Die" Mintberry Crunch insulting his goth-sister in "Coon VS Coon & Friends" Gordon Stoltski being murdered in the morning announcement because of a mistaken identity in "Dances With Smurfs" Principal Victoria convincing Wendy to fight Cartman in "Breast Cancer Show" Muhammad being visible before he became too controversial for television in "Super Best Friends"
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I read the top five of each list. Amazing work! In some cases I thought #2 should've passed #1, but in no instance did I think the board was far off, and in most cases I agreed.
Have you considered doing one last Best Overall South Park Moment day, where you take just the #1 from each list to make a new pool to vote from?
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I thought about holding a tournament of the best moments, but I held off since I've already put a lot of work into it. I'm all for seeing people's favorite moment of all though, so feel free to share your thoughts!
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Hmm, seems like the clear favorite to win would be Cartman getting revenge on Scott Tenorman, but some of Butters' moments are really up there too, and I know Butters is a fan favorite around here. I think it'd be interesting enough.
Even if a final "Best Of" tournament doesn't happen (or doesn't happen right away), this was a pretty awesome project. Glad to see it finish strong!
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Yeah I want a "Best Of" tournament. Hell, use the top 5 for each character (although you'd probably want to take a break before starting up another thing of that size).
I am disappointed to see Scott being a d*** and Mr. Slave shoving Paris Hilton up his ass not making top 5. The rest of the contest was awesome though when I was around to participate.
I'll be glad to hand over the "rights" to such a contest if anybody else is interested in running it. I wouldn't be running it anytime soon, if I even did it.
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I thought the low votals were because of too many options, and was under the impression that once the options were dwindled there would be a follow up tourney that would get more votes.
A little disappointed.
But I can tell this took a lot of time. And was well done for what it was. Thanks Harrich.
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That's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.
Yeah, I felt the focus I put on making sure no character's moments were unfairly skipped hindered vote-totals. Still, the people who voted despite that on so many different characters knew quite a bit of South Park.
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