Board 8 > So it's either wear the leather jacket, which I know you hate, or this.

(+) Yeah! (+)

So, I wore this ridiculous thing for you.

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excellent movie, I am glad that I watched it in JulyAugust

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"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" -Royal
"Oh sure, walk to the sun"- Guybrush

Yeah sure, I HEARD of grits, I just never seen a grit before...

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Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth?

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Uh... everything that guy just said is bull****... Thank you.

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Let the record know that the counsler is holding up 2 fingers.

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Vinny: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' ****ed one way or the other... hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: Gee thanks.
Vinny: Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your ****in' knees.
Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little ****!
Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny: What the **** is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny Gambini: That's it. You're on your own.

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Permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness.
Denied.

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You know Ms. Vito?
She's my fiancée.
That would explain the hostility.

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Holy ****, you got it, honey! You did it! The case cracker, me in the shower! Ha ha! I love this! That's it!

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I'll have... breakfast.

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Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

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Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-****in'-bama. You come from New York. You killed a good ol' boy. There is no way this is not going to trial!

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Goodnight Austin Texas, wherever you are!

Vinny - "Did you fall in your place or somebody else's?"
Injured Person - "My place."
Vinny - "****."

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"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" -Royal
"Oh sure, walk to the sun"- Guybrush

Two hwhat? Did you say "Utes"?

How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?

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Vinny Gambini: [Vinny hears a drip in the motel bathroom] Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?
Lisa: So?
Vinny Gambini: Well, did you use the faucet?
Lisa: Yeah.
Vinny Gambini: Then why didn'tcha turn it off?
Lisa: I DID turn it off!
Vinny Gambini: Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it?
Lisa: Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off AND drip at the same time?
Vinny Gambini: No. Because if you'd turned it off, it wouldn't drip!
Lisa: Maybe it's broken.
Vinny Gambini: Is that what you're saying? It's broken?
Lisa: Yeah. That's it, it's broken.
Vinny Gambini: You sure?
Lisa: I'm positive.
Vinny Gambini: Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.
Lisa: I twisted it just right.
Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure?
Lisa: [sighs] If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage.
Vinny Gambini: Well, how could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?
Lisa: Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.
Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate?
Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate!
[She rips a page out of a magazine and hands it to him]
Lisa: Here's the certificate of validation.
Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate?
Lisa: It's an industry term.
Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the ****ing thing is broken.
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this topic has inspired me to watch this movie tomorrow

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