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Episodes of South Park: http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/
Discussion-topic: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/59628768

Welcome to the South Park Moments project. We're deciding the best moments for the characters you love, so here are the basics:

--> Vote for your top five choices. First place (5) gets five points while fifth place (1) gets one point. Five Honorable Mentions (HMs, worth half a point each) are also available to you.
--> Polls last exactly twenty-four hours.
--> Vote once per person...not account.
--> Encouraging voters, good. Rallying votes, bad.

Today's character: EVERY CELEBRITY...enjoy!

OPTIONS:
Patrick Duffy being Scuzzlebutt's left leg in "Volcano"
George Clooney doing Sparky's voice (Stan's gay dog) in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
Sally Struthers hogging all of Africa's food in "Starvin' Marvin"
Brett Farve meeting Mr. Hat in a sauna in "Summer Sucks"
Barbara Streisand morphing into Mecha-Streisand in "Mecha-Streisand"
The Cure saving South Park at the end of "Mecha-Streisand"
Bob Saget hosting America's Stupidest Home Videos in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Johnny Cochran giving the Chewbacca Defense in "Chef Aid"
Korn parodying Scooby Doo in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
Charles Manson learning the joys of Christmas in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"
Janet Reno fighting for the Romanian quintuplet-performers in "Quintuplets 2000"
Cheech and Chong working for Miss Information in "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
Rosie O'Donnel trying to break a class's tie-vote in "Trapper Keeper"
Radiohead dissing Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
Russell Crowe making movies, writing songs, and fighting 'round the world through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
Rob Schneider having multiple trailers in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
John Edward becoming the biggest douche in the universe in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
David Blaine leading a cult in "Super Best Friends"
Ben Affleck having TPS in "How to Eat With Your Butt"
O.J. Simpson helping Butters' parents find their son's murderer in "Butters' Very Own Episode"
Jared Fogle having aides in "Jared Has Aides"
Steven Spielberg and George Lucas re-releasing Indiana Jones in "Free Hat"
Alan Jackson singing songs about the ladder to Heaven in "A Ladder to Heaven"
Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones in "The China Probrem"
Christopher Reeve drinking aborted fetuses in "Krazy Kripples"
Gene Hackman stopping Christopher Reeve from becoming stronger in "Krazy Kripples"
Jennifer Lopez attacking Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
Ben Affleck falling in love with Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
Rob Reiner trying to stop everyone from smoking in "Butt Out"
Mel Gibson begging for torture in "The Passion of the Jew"
P. Diddy telling Stan to vote or die in "Douche and Turd"
Paris Hilton going sleazy in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
Tom Cruise locking himself in the closet in "Trapped in the Closet"
R. Kelly threatening to shoot someone in "Trapped in the Closet"

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Biggy Smalls being summoned by children with mirrors in "Hell on Earth 2006"
Steve Irwin being kicked out of Satan's party for not having a costume in "Hell on Earth 2006"
Michael Jackson singing through-out "The Jeffersons"
Cesar Millan training Cartman through-out "Psst"
Al Gore protecting the world from ManBearPig in "ManBearPig"
Oprah Winfrey's v***** and a****** coming to life in "A Million Little Fibers"
Bono discovering he was the former record for the word's biggest crap in "More Crap"
Jesse Jackson getting Randy to apologize in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
Michael Richards saving Randy from anti-racist hillbillies in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
Angelina Jolie hosting a lice-home in "Lice Capades"
Hillary Clinton falling victim to terrorists sneaking a snuke up her sniz in "The Snuke"
Chris Hansen having Cartman sit down in "Le Petit Tourette"
Mel Gibson teaching story-structure in "Imaginationland"
Kurt Russel being killed by the Woodland Critters in "Imaginationland, Episode II"
Jimmy Buffet singing for Cartman's party in "Tonsil Trouble"
Magic Johnson healing himself and the kids from AIDS with money in "Tonsil Trouble"
Britney Spears shooting herself in "Britney's New Look"
YouTube-celebrities brawling in "Canada on Strike"
Barack Obama performing a heist in "About Last Night..."
Sarah Palin playing dumb in public to hide her spy-persona in "About Last Night..."
The Jonas Brothers living in fear of Mr. Mouse in "The Ring"
Kanye West failing to get the joke in "Fishsticks"
Carlos Mencia having his head knocked off by Kanye West in "Fishsticks"
Billy Mays selling Chipotlay with his old infomercials in "Dead Celebrities"
Michael Jackson's soul controlling Ike in "Dead Celebrities"
Vince McMahon attending the kids' wrestling show in "W.T.F."
Tiger Woods fighting in his newest golf-game in "Sexual Healing"
Sarah Jessica Parker being mistaken for a transvestite donkey witch in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
Tom Cruise refusing to admit he's working in a fudge factory in "200"
Tom Cruise lying dead beside Willzyx in "201"
Snookie looking for her smush-smush in "It's a Jersey Thing"
Justin Bieber being killed mid-concert by Cthulhu in "Coon VS Coon & Friends"
Steve Jobs creating the HUMANCENTiPAD in "HUMANCENTiPAD"
Tyler Perry not leaving in "Funnybot"
Slash getting the Santa-treatment in "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
Stevie Nicks farting/singing on-stage with Randy in "You're Getting Old"



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I'm going to need a LOT more than this. Way too many good ones.

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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

In fact, over half of these easily beat out most all other moments from other characters.

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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Aight, best I could do.

5 - Michael Jackson singing through-out "The Jeffersons"
4 - John Edward becoming the biggest douche in the universe in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
3 - Ben Affleck falling in love with Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
2 - Rob Schneider having multiple trailers in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
1 - The Jonas Brothers living in fear of Mr. Mouse in "The Ring"
HM - Russell Crowe making movies, writing songs, and fighting 'round the world through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
HM - Mel Gibson begging for torture in "The Passion of the Jew"
HM - Biggy Smalls being summoned by children with mirrors in "Hell on Earth 2006"
HM - Tom Cruise refusing to admit he's working in a fudge factory in "200"
HM - Tom Cruise locking himself in the closet in "Trapped in the Closet"

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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Yeah, celebrities feel like they're practically the other half of South Park's cast.

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Another day!

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5 - Cesar Millan training Cartman through-out "Psst"
4 - The Cure saving South Park at the end of "Mecha-Streisand"
3 - Angelina Jolie hosting a lice-home in "Lice Capades"
2 - Charles Manson learning the joys of Christmas in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"
1 - Korn parodying Scooby Doo in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
HM - Jesse Jackson getting Randy to apologize in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
HM - Ben Affleck falling in love with Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
HM - John Edward becoming the biggest douche in the universe in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
HM - Bob Saget hosting America's Stupidest Home Videos in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
HM - Chris Hansen having Cartman sit down in "Le Petit Tourette"


I'd like to note, however, it's not The Cure that fights off Mecha-Streisand. It's Robert Smith of The Cure along with Leonard Maltin and Sidney Poitier.

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BT with the victory!

Wow, lack of interest. I know I hadn't voted thus far, but I just got to the point where I have seen every episode but three (those with Muhammad), and didn't feel like I could contribute honestly. Even the host hasn't voted! Heh.

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I have an excuse: I'm opening a show I wrote and co-directed tonight! With so many good options and so little time, I might not be able to vote until tomorrow.

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5 - Rob Schneider having multiple trailers in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
4 - Christopher Reeve drinking aborted fetuses in "Krazy Kripples"
3 - John Edward becoming the biggest douche in the universe in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
2 - Charles Manson learning the joys of Christmas in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"
1 - Barbara Streisand morphing into Mecha-Streisand in "Mecha-Streisand"

HM - Cheech and Chong working for Miss Information in "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
HM - Gene Hackman stopping Christopher Reeve from becoming stronger in "Krazy Kripples"
HM - Rob Reiner trying to stop everyone from smoking in "Butt Out"
HM - Magic Johnson healing himself and the kids from AIDS with money in "Tonsil Trouble"
HM - The Cure saving South Park at the end of "Mecha-Streisand"

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"Oh sure, walk to the sun"- Guybrush

+5 Paris Hilton being a huge slut
+4 Ben Afflek cartman's hand
+3 Michael Jackson 'The Jeffersons'

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5 - Kanye West failing to get the joke in "Fishsticks"
4 - Tom Cruise locking himself in the closet in "Trapped in the Closet"
3 - Johnny Cochran giving the Chewbacca Defense in "Chef Aid"
2 - Paris Hilton going sleazy in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
1 - Al Gore protecting the world from ManBearPig in "ManBearPig"
HM - Cesar Millan training Cartman through-out "Psst"
HM - Mel Gibson begging for torture in "The Passion of the Jew"
HM - Michael Jackson's soul controlling Ike in "Dead Celebrities"
HM - Rob Schneider having multiple trailers in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
HM - Russell Crowe making movies, writing songs, and fighting 'round the world through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"

Back to preparing for a great show!

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Not going to SWAGFEST?

what a shame

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Good luck.

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BT with the victory!

Swagfest wishes it was nearly as cool as the performance tonight. ONLINE FIGHTING was a hit, and so were all the other original fights that preceded it. Tonight was a good night.

I'm going to preemptively allow this to go one more day, just because there are so many celebrities and we're almost done.

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Can't hear you over all this STEPHEN A BURROUGHS MERCHANDISE

It was actually really fun, and there wasn't any advertising for his business. Dude legit wanted everyone to have a good time, and he was super nice about everything. He also seemed to be totally okay with his popularity plummeting to zero again tomorrow when this is all over. He also spent absurd amounts of money on this!

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I'm way too drunk to fill this out so I am tagging this

I may or may not actually get around to making a list because I will probably be drunk for the next two days

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That's great then; I now have something else to associate him by than just "the guy whose face needs to be peeled off of most buses."

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Go go go!

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