FFDragon ~ The Jillmageddon Prophecy (37-19, 3GP/65) (1-7) Battle: Lara (UPGRADED), Ethan (UPGRADED), Robo-Ky (UPGRADED), Wild Dog (UPGRADED), Aya (UPGRADED), Lilith (UPGRADED), Volnutt (UPGRADED), Shadow (UPGRADED), Wesker (UPGRADED), Shepard (N/A), Kuja (N/A), X (N/A), Vivi (N/A) Support: Terrain: A Tomb (Lara), Lethal Lava Land (Aya), Arklay Mansion (Wesker), Facing Worlds (Kuja), Spaceport (Shepard) KOs/Injuries: Recharge: Kuja (1 day), Ethan (Remedy, 0.5 days) Other: Aya default is the MM1, Mongoose; Lilith specializes in Controller/Assassin/Corrosive; Volnutt has memories of Duke/Kane/Alucard/Turok/Gene/Chief/Bartz/Ganondorf (see wiki); Shepard is a Neutral Human-Dominant Male Earthborn War Hero, Wesker's Punch will recharge a day quicker next time it's used; KH Vivi
Achromatic ~ Silver Snakes (40-16, 1GP/72) (7-1) Battle: Link (8/41), Lute (UPGRADED), Terry (UPGRADED), Jack (UPGRADED), Nathan Spencer (UPGRADED), Tommy Tawodi (UPGRADED), Potemkin (UPGRADED), Sol Badguy (UPGRADED), Aigis (UPGRADED), Orochi (UPGRADED), Heat (N/A), Kain/Raziel (N/A), Selvaria (UPGRADED), Isa (N/A), Bill Rizer (47/55) Support: Tim Terrain: Proving Grounds (Link), Roof (Terry), Ruins (Jack), Main Street (Spencer), Acre (Sol), Steamy Bathhouse (Aigis), Final Destination (Isa), Room With Platforms (Kain/Raziel), Great Silver Shine (Rizer) KOs/Injuries: Recharge: Heat (Choice, 1 day), Lute (Prodigy, 1 day) Other: Young Terry; Jack is an arm; Lute is an arm; Heat is away; Kain is fighting
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X_Dante_X ~ Knockin' on Victory's Door (42-14, 1GP/83) (6-2) Battle: Altair (UPGRADED), Gallows (UPGRADED), Rudy (UPGRADED), Death (UPGRADED), Fortune (UPGRADED), Lu Bu (UPGRADED), Cole (UPGRADED), Yuri Hyuga (UPGRADED), Dracula (UPGRADED), Diablo (N/A), Zero (N/A), Kerrigan (N/A), Grabner w/X-D Dragoon (N/A), Sam Fisher (UPGRADED) Support: Sniper Wolf (UPGRADED), Jenna Angel (UPGRADED), Yeti (UPGRADED), Barry Burton (UPGRADED), Marisa (UPGRADED), Aggressors, B.D. Joe, SHODAN Terrain: Lost Woods (Altair), Liberty City (Gallows), De Rol Le Arena (Yuri) KOs/Injuries: Kerrigan Recharge: Fortune (Shell, 2 days; Patriots, 1 day), Death (Bastard, 1.5 days), Wolf (Assassin, 1 day), Dracula (Immunities, 1 day), Yuri (Dark Seraphim, 1 day), Lu Bu (Numbers, 1.5 days), Zero (1 day), Altair (Assassination, 0.5 days), Yeti (Mind, 1 day), Rudy (Fury Shot, 1.5 days) Other: Cole is at +5 karma; Cole is heroic; Death will recharge a day quicker next time it's used; Kerrigan has 2 larvae, 5 energy; Yeti can no longer counter Duke
TERRY, SHOW THEM WHAT ARE YOU WORTH, SHOW THEM THE NAME THAT YOU HAVE FORGED THROUGH YOUR MANY TRIALS, YOUR EFFORTS, AND YOUR SORROWS. GOD. KILLER. Bill Rizer, you are feeling like a bastard today! No? Too god damn bad! I feel like a bastard, therefore you do as well! Heel Turn Link, Terry, Nick Spencer, DEAL WITH IT PUNKS. Potemkin! You have been called on, show the power of one such as you. This is not the time for mercy MAGNUM OPERA! Big as a small glacier, durable, unstoppable, all of that stuff too! NO MERCY! IF DIABLO HAS NOT BEEN KO’D YET, WE HAVE TO CHANGE THAT! KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE MY GOOD DEMON! Also, while I am at it, Sol needs to feel the heart of the DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON INSTALL! Kain! Kain! Kain! Kain! Kain! THIS IS YOUR TIME, RIP YURI’S GOD DAMN HEART OUT IF HE ISN’T KOED YET OROCHI! Show Cole what the enhanced soul steal is REALLY ABOUT. Hey while you are at it, have a Soul Reaver as well! Why the hell not. Aigis! Shake your sweet, sweet toaster at Gallows, leading the poor bastard on. Also your SISTER will join you for battle Lu-Bu, I do not understand, why do you only have guns for today’s battle? I didn’t even know you could use guns. If Zero is still alive through all of this crap, he isn’t anymore! VALKYRUR FLAME!
*Pants*
Now I may have more stuff to do I just want to see how every random thing shakes out.
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
Tom Bombadil ~ Theory of Avarice (25-28, 22GP/24) (2-6) Battle: Red XIII (UPGRADED), Neku (UPGRADED), Shang Tsung (UPGRADED), XIII (UPGRADED), Daniel Garner (UPGRADED), Sigma (N/A), Shadowlord (N/A), Horrigan (20/20) Support: Terrain: Desert (Red XIII), Shibuya (Neku) KOs/Injuries: Recharge: Shadowlord (Gestalt, 3 days), Sigma (Spacedust, 2 days), Red (Lunatic High, 2 days) Other: Tsung souls (Spy, Haseo, Gilgamesh, Max Payne, Bartz, Sabin, Bowser, Travis, Jessica, Vile, Sora, Gene, Luca/Knuckles, Sephiroth, HK-47); XIII has evidence on Gordon Freeman and Revan; Luca, Golbez, and Gene cannot be convicted of conspiracy; Garner last hit Ramirez
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Silverliner182V ~ The Scumteam ™ (27-26, 22GP/17) (6-2) Battle: KOS-MOS (N/A), Dante (N/A), Ridley (N/A), Old Snake (N/A), Axl (UPGRADED) Support: Suika Ibuki (UPGRADED), Natsumi (UPGRADED), Yukari (UPGRADED), Derrick Cole (N/A), The Trolls (N/A) Terrain: Hard Rain (Dante), Jungle Joyride - Night (KOS-MOS), Ripple Fields (Ridley) KOs/Injuries: Recharge: Dante (Lady Luck, 2 days) Other: Axl has Indian Heritage, Samus, Other Samus, and Lucky in war
GANON1025 ~ The Administration of GANON II (25-28, 11GP/19) (4-4) Battle: Agahnim (UPGRADED), The Fury (UPGRADED), Zant (UPGRADED), Geddoe (UPGRADED), Ganondorf (UPGRADED), Roo (UPGRADED), Gene (UPGRADED), Cielo (33/33), Athos (UPGRADED) Support: Pyramid Head (UPGRADED) Terrain: Forest (The Fury), Oil Ocean (Zant), Wrestling Ring (Gene), Roof (Cielo), Besaid Island (Agahnim) KOs/Injuries: Recharge: Agahnim (Dark World, 2 days), Zant (Twilight Realm, 1 day; Twilight Madness, 2 days), Gene (Secondary, 2.5 days), Athos (Magic, 1 day; Afa's Drops, 2 days) Other: Gene can't use "If it's too much I'll grovel at your feet; I beg for mercy when I feel the heat! (Results - Loss Only)" the next time it's available
Anyways, Chris, do you realize what you've just done with that post?
You've given me an open invitation to kick your ass when our match comes in two days
For those of you who aren't aware, I joined this game when JC quit a few days ago. It was just coincidence that I happened to be in an IRC room and vaguely interested, so I figured "why not". Not ten minutes after it's announced, I get an IM from Sir Chris. The important part of the conversation was as follows:
Chris: okay well Chris: you face me the last day Regaro: 'awesome' Chris: after I am likely having to burn everything Chris: through dante/drak Chris: so if I win both of those you are going to forfeit to me or I will break you in ****ing half Chris: <_< Regaro: how are you going to do that Chris: mafia. Regaro: you're going to threaten me with mafia Regaro: seriously
Now, I won't lie here, Chris. The very first thought that I had after you said that was "I am going to have fun breaking your team". And believe me. I will
And you have nobody to blame but yourself here. You focused on the big boys. But you ignored me. You thought me irrelevant. So I started plotting. I actually bothered to figure out what the team I had could do, and what abilities I would be able to use in order to kick your ass.
So you go blow your abilities on Dante and Drak. I don't really care what you do. Just remember that when you're getting beaten down in our match, don't say "But my team is better! Why?". Why? Because you brought this down on yourself, Chris. You, in all your glorious arrogance, thought it would be prudent to threaten me immediately after I joined the game. You mention your wrath all the time and how it's the stuff of legends. But now... Now you get to see what I can do.
And just remember, Chris. You did this to yourself. Nobody else did this to you, and nobody else asked that I do this to you. YOU asked that I do this to you the instant you threatened me. I don't take kindly to threats.
Anyways, I'm going off on a tangent here.
Have fun with Drak and Dante, Chris. Just don't forget that I'm here afterwards, and I will beat you and your entire goddamn team down into the ground for that threat of yours.
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
Drakeryn, your team has been found guilty of trading the services of one (1) Kuja for stalling the Wartime of day sixty-six (66) to an excruciating one (1) month (time approximate).
I will now allow you time to defend yourself before I exact divine retribution in the name of the entity Mercenaries 3, who wants only a peaceful death. It is only fair, and as we all know I as a champion of the people and the game, am nothing but fair.
While you cower and panic a bit in a desperate attempt to evade JUSTICE, know that your precious fifth amendment or any of its meddling brothers cannot save you here, law boy, and that Tira will go schizo
-- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love!
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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up. http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail
-"Anyone who gets in our way is our enemy!" Tira declares. Tira no longer trusts her teammates and has a 50% chance of refusing to fight on her team’s active roster today. If she does fight, she won't attack her teammates, but she also won't follow any plans they might come up with.
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
From: Lopen | #019 I will now allow you time to defend yourself before I exact divine retribution in the name of the entity Mercenaries 3, who wants only a peaceful death. It is only fair, and as we all know I as a champion of the people and the game, am nothing but fair.
What is it with Lopen and saying things want peaceful deaths
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
Once you genuinely were a champion of the people, as you hunted Semi through topic after topic, never allowing him a foothold in the upper ranks of our hierarchy. Perhaps you somehow foresaw his treachery and were meting out retribution in advance. But now, with your mortal enemy dead and gone, you have lost your purpose. You are jumping at shadows, seeing villainy where there is none.
I never made any deal with FFD to stall. When I asked FFD for Kuja, I offered absolutely nothing in return, except 1 GP, and he asked absolutely nothing else in return. FFD was quite displeased with Semi's perfidy -- as well he might be, since honest dealmaking has been the cornerstone of FFD's team ever since Mercs 1. His displeasure gave rise to generosity. He was glad to let me have Kuja.
Have you strayed from the path so far that you will not hear the truth that there was never any deal to stall? We shall find out, I suppose.
Regardless, it occurs to me that I never thanked you for all you did to Semi. I thank you now.
Also, no counter on Tira.
-- another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high
for the record, he may not be fighting, put Diablo is still piloting X-D 'Dragoon'. And he's still practicing his singing. But no one can stop his mad reign of terror across my headquarters.
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So you put forth that you did not make a deal with FFD for stalling. I of course know better than to trust the word of the UNJUST and a TRAITOR, but as I have said before... I am fair. Let us assume you are telling the truth for the moment, and made no deal with FFD. He simply felt charitable.
It is not then the truth that you have become so driven in your quest to win Mercenaries 3 that you personally would stall the wartime of day sixty-six (66) to a mind numbing thirty days in your quest for victory in some hope to gain some sort of mental edge? So mad have you become that you would help turn the very competition you seek to win into a gibbering and decrepit fossil, refusing the pull the plug, torturing the poor thing in a cruel fashion akin to the vile FFD?
If that is so, you have transcended dealing with the demon and have become his student yourself. Many would say this is an even more despicable turn.
I will offer you the option to forfeit to me as penance. If you refuse... you shall face a fate worse than a mere loss.
-- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of JUSTICE!
I assume only the most pure and just things are being said about me.
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You already got to exact your 'revenge' on me. Move on tbqh.
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