Paperwork Sucks: Boko vs B8UCA Middleweight and Tag Team Champion Sir Chris I have it on good authority that both of these men heavily dislike paperwork, and Boko enjoys having matches so here you go!
RUIN UNDERCARD
Where are the taybles: Haguile vs GTM Sorry, we're fresh out of those. We do have ladders though, but they are strictly for hitting each other with. [Normal 1v1 match gosh]
Where are my Combpruption results: SensiShadeSlaye vs Regaro P. sure you guys normally do votals and I don't see them for combprution so I'm flying blind here. Oh well!
Tag plus 1: Browncoats (Tom and Maniac) and AlecTrev vs Lockes/JC and KCF0107 Couldn't decide if I wanted an obligatory tag match or an obligatory three way, so I settled on a 3v3 match. Because that makes sense.
Does it count as curtain jerking if the audience already saw a full show?: Jester Andel vs BrunomasterX Yep.
RUIN MAIN EVENT
Tag Masters: B8UCA Tag Team Champions Chris/Drak vs Dante/Boko Chris literally made both main events
RUIN UNDERCARD
Inter Divisional 3 way: Ayvuir vs edwardsdv vs ctesjbufv Lets shake these divisions up, baby
THE KING IS NOT AMUSED: King Chronic vs sonicblastpunch The king hired this guy to tell him jokes when he was bored, but there was a mixup and somehow sbp got hired. While his pantomime technique is great, Chronic doesn't enjoy how it takes his full attention.
Hey I haven't booked you yet: TheKnightofNee vs JeffZero Congratulations guys I don't know are in the fed off the top of my head!
Is it over yet: Dark_Spiral vs jdizzy Nope
Mega Curtain Jerker: Jonaleon vs Boko We've gotta make sure the people start off this exceptionally long night on the right foot, so I've tasked boko with the job of warming them up.
Notice: There are no title matches on either card, with the exception of the jester match. Also, there is no campain trail vote since Tom is offline and I can't remember what I was supposed to ask
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