...but the one's with mental problems really make it worth the trip. of course we have good users like anri and ayvuir and ulti to maintain a positive (and productive) flow...but the nut jobs that fancy this place as important as real life make it fun to just browse and click. Thanks all you crazy kids. you often make me smile.
I guess I 'enjoy attention' alot as I make a topic once every couple of weeks and vote in a contest or two...I love it so much I have like 60 active messages and maybe half of them on this board...yep, you got me there.
Yo Andel why you be hatin' on my board 8 I love my board 8 how dare you insult my board 8 wit two topics a week or somethin' think you all cool and hip up in here I'll bust a mother f***in' cap in your ass for messin' wit my board 8 son don' ya do it. DON' YA DO IT.
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up. http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
nope...seems this topic has attracted the intended audience though...ok guys, spout off your bad opinions and highlight your obssesive behavior for my amusement.
From: Andel | #019 Well you can slay me for now...but I have Jesus powers where I just come back and proceed to ascend to heaven. How can you combat such things as this?
Death sighed. It was going to be one of those days. He would never allow anyone to catch him sighing, the act was far too human to be allowed to be seen, but he couldn't help himself today. It was a Sir Chris day, and those days were never good.
Sir Chris, a random human if there ever was one, had one singular contribution to society: He liked to smite things. And smite he did! Chris decided that today he would smite someone else, a person by the name of Andel. That was all well and good, except for the fact that Death actually had to do the clean up.
Death liked his job, he really did. The whole sticking a scythe into someone's back, head, chest, or any other random part on pure whimsy was a good job to have. It was the details that sucked. So when Death stuck his scythe into Andel's back he was just about ready to teleport away when the newly dead man spoke.
"Yo, Death. I got myself some Jesus powers. You can put me back in my body now.
If Death had an eyebrow to quirk, rest assured it would be quirked. He had only met Jesus once a long time ago in a poker game and had gotten cleaned out. He had been forced to volunteer for tsunami duty for thirty centuries to pay off his debt. This guy was no Jesus.
"I am afraid little mortal, that is not how the story goes. I kill you, you stay dead, and eventually you shamble onto the big queue in the sky to be sorted. My business here is done."
"No, it isn't. I challenge you to a duel!"
Death looked up to the sky and, although no one noticed, the sky seemed to flinch under his gaze. He was going to torture the director of Bill and Ted one of these days.
"Very well, challenge accepted."
Andel: What game would you like to challenge Death to?
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
From: RayDyn | #024 I hope you're happy. You got Chris in Naruto Fan-Fiction mode.
Chris in his actual novel mode*
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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up. http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail
I am here but Death is taking a nap. He'll be back later.
Also Andel isn't trolling. He is just delivering real talk to real people who wish to live in a not real world.
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
I think the reason Andel is so effective is that his trolling is so basic and un-inventive that we as a board, who have been groomed to deal with much more complex trolling, take it seriously because we find it hard to believe that it's actual trolling.
I hope that makes sense.
-- "It is important that supporters and everyone at the club remembers that the cannon on the chest is more important than anybody."