Board 8 > Xenoblade - 1/5

(+) Yeah! (+)

I was looking forward to playing the game on the wii, but as I read the instructions I was a bit surprised to find out no instructions on how to swing the wii and use buttons to attack. It turns out, that to attack and fight monsters you instead choose a sword symbol. What? I put the game on and low and behold, I was dumbfounded. What a waste of money and an incredibly stupid idea. I want to swing the wii like a sword. Picking sword symbols to say chop left, or chop right is ridiculous. It's not exactly realistic when you're fighting people and loses the momentum of the moment. I urge you DON'T BUY THIS GAME IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO SWING THE WII LIKE A SWORD. Which is what you might expect to do for a game like this. I'm just going to wait until Zelda skyward sword and not waste my money on any more awful games.

--
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/941/travistouchdownmoeblast.jpg
http://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png

after I read the first sentence I thought it was going to be a rant on it not coming to NA

--
omg did u red text from last night dats so me LMAO : )
im not a slut i jus liek 2 haev fun LOL : )

what is this I don't even?

--
Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Woo Woo Woo! You Know It!

SWING THE WII LIKE A SWORD

Lmao

At first, I thought NoA was confirming a January 5th North American release for Xenoblade.

You disappoint me, SHINE.

--
"Hold on a minute! That testimony stinks!"
"Witness! You can't just say 'Hello' and expect us to get anywhere! I want you to testify!"

DON'T BUY THIS GAME IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO SWING THE WII LIKE A SWORD

I'd say this is pretty solid advice.

--
i'm dumb as hell holy crap -ExThaNemesis

Who wrote that?

--
YELLOW RANGER
http://img.imgcake.com/YetAnotherShadow/Gameboyfeverjpegez.jpg

user review on Amazon UK

--
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/941/travistouchdownmoeblast.jpg
http://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png

0 of 45 people found the following review helpful

--
EndOfDiscOne

I'm sure you can swing it

it just won't do anything

--
"Biting is excellent- it's like kissing only there's a winner."

Honestly you probably shouldn't swing your Wii in general, you'd probably rip the wires out or scratch your disc.

--
i'm dumb as hell holy crap -ExThaNemesis

obviously you'd take those out

are you suggesting this reviewer is stupid or something how dare you

--
"Biting is excellent- it's like kissing only there's a winner."

this is great

--
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff512/nat_har/GIFS/SNL%20and%20The%20Lonely%20Island%20GIFS/boombox2.gif

i expected some motion movement honestly. It is wii after all, and it wont even let me use a GC controller =/

--
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/31/f53sle_2.gif
brawl 3524 9730 2525 - LALA

The Mana Sword posted...
Honestly you probably shouldn't swing your Wii in general, you'd probably rip the wires out or scratch your disc.

moms don't like ripped wires... good call

--
Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards.

well it does come with a CCP



not my fault you don't have one!

--
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/941/travistouchdownmoeblast.jpg
http://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png

swinging the wii like a sword, man you'll break someone's jaw doing that.

--
Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess

SHINE GET 64 posted...
well it does come with a CCP



not my fault you don't have one!

lol, i actually do, just kinda forgot about trying it out after the GC failure. Now that I think about it, I recall seeing it plastered on some art boxes of the game.

--
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/31/f53sle_2.gif
brawl 3524 9730 2525 - LALA

Someone get Nintendo on the line and get them started on game where you literally have to swing the entire console around like a sword.

It would sell more than Xenoblade!

--
http://img.imgcake.com/AitchDeeTee/panicdancegifta.gif
http://backloggery.com/herodeltiempo/sig.gif

more evidence that motion controls are a plague to gaming and appeal to the lowest common denominator

This is why Xenoblade isn't coming out here.

DON'T BUY THIS GAME IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO SWING THE WII LIKE A SWORD.

I haven't laughed this hard in at least a week.

--
"Setsuna, you have to change. To make up for me... who didn't change." ~SCP~
http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png

20 hours in

my arm is tired swinging my wii all over

--
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/941/travistouchdownmoeblast.jpg
http://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png

i'm only twenty minutes in but it's pretty good exercise

--
"Biting is excellent- it's like kissing only there's a winner."