Board 8 > Rise of the Planet of the Apes was incredible.

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BoshStrikesBack
08/12/11 10:58:00 PM
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Smartest action flick I've seen in the past five years. Go see it

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FFDragon
08/12/11 10:58:00 PM
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From all the previews I've seen it looks like the exact opposite of all of that.

Sell it to me.

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Andel
08/12/11 11:00:00 PM
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It was awful. They had a cool premise but mucked it up with the one dimensional perspective. I was greatly disappointed and would probably give the film a 3/10.

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Justin_Crossing
08/12/11 11:00:00 PM
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FFD don't get sold.

It was ludicrously predictable and had little to no action. I don't get why this person is calling it an action flick.

The most exciting part of the movie which is *spoilers* a gorilla jumping at a helicopter *end spoilers* is spoiled in literally every commercial and trailer ever.

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FFDragon
08/12/11 11:01:00 PM
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Oh okay that's what I thought but hey maybe they could have just made ****ty previews on purpose or something!

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LeonhartFour
08/12/11 11:02:00 PM
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I think this topic is meant to be ironic.

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BoshStrikesBack
08/12/11 11:04:00 PM
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From all the previews I've seen it looks like the exact opposite of all of that.

Sell it to me.


Deeply existential, focuses almost entirely on the apes and their rise to a kind of quasi-humanity, brilliant storytelling where entire scenes are driven without any dialogue, great pacing, phenomenal special effects, and a wholly satisfying climax and resolution.

It was awful. They had a cool premise but mucked it up with the one dimensional perspective. I was greatly disappointed and would probably give the film a 3/10.

Andel just dissed the movie. That's seriously the most glowing endorsement I can think of.

I think this topic is meant to be ironic.

You like the Pirates movies, so yeah, I wouldn't recommend you go see it.

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BoshStrikesBack
08/12/11 11:05:00 PM
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Also, critical reception has been pretty universally positive, which is rare for this type of action flick:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/rise_of_the_planet_of_the_apes/

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Jeff Zero
08/12/11 11:06:00 PM
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Most of the reviews I've seen are telling me the same thing as Bosh. I think it's been advertised pretty terribly (but hey, it is making money so...) but it might actually be a smart flick.

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LeonhartFour
08/12/11 11:14:00 PM
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From: BoshStrikesBack | #007
You like the Pirates movies, so yeah, I wouldn't recommend you go see it.


Not sure what this has to do with anything, but okay!

I don't recommend that you stay away from things I like just because your taste is awful!

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Justin_Crossing
08/12/11 11:14:00 PM
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From: FFDragon | #005
Oh okay that's what I thought but hey maybe they could have just made ****ty previews on purpose or something!


I was going to go see Cowboys and Aliens but then my friends were like NOPE EXECUTIVE DECISION WE'RE SEEING RISE OF PLANET OF THE APES

I was literally like "I am never letting you make an executive decision again because this movie is going to be bad"

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BoshStrikesBack
08/12/11 11:16:00 PM
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To Leon:

"joke"

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LeonhartFour
08/12/11 11:17:00 PM
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To Bosh:

"I know"

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ExThaNemesis
08/12/11 11:18:00 PM
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everyone on the internet is a movie critic

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TVontheRadio
08/12/11 11:30:00 PM
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brother liked it a lot, saying it had a real heavy political message

he also said it's not really much of an "action" film with its slow pacing

haven't seen it myself but i thought it was just gonna be a tired attempt at rebooting a dead franchise and it was gonna be just another stupid action-packed SFX heavy summer blockbuster

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Andel
08/13/11 12:12:00 AM
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the story was absolutely atrocious and the characters one dimensional and very predictable. Bad writing and really just a bad screenplay throughout. Worst movie I have seen this year.

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Emporer_Kazbar
08/13/11 12:21:00 AM
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It was pretty to look at. And that's about it.

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SSJ92goku
08/13/11 12:41:00 AM
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It was pretty horrible and I had really high hopes for it. It couldve been good but what it evolved into was just completely unsatisfying. I really thought thered be more action and alot of it made no sense. Like how no one thought to use a gun on any of the apes til like hours after they had escaped. Not even the police, they just let the apes totally wreck their cars and got owned by them. The movie as a whole just didnt make much sense from the perspective of someone trying to make an action movie that people would actually like

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Vlado
08/13/11 2:09:00 AM
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Thanks for the advice, Board 8! I'll pass on this one for sure now.

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Paulkotsu
08/13/11 2:10:00 AM
#20:


BoshStrikesBack posted...
Smartest action flick I've seen in the past five years. Go see it

Inception?

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StealThisSheen
08/13/11 2:12:00 AM
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It's a good movie, but it's not really what I'd call an "action" flick.



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paulg235
08/13/11 2:32:00 AM
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From: SSJ92goku | #018
Like how no one thought to use a gun on any of the apes til like hours after they had escaped. Not even the police, they just let the apes totally wreck their cars and got owned by them.


As Jake (from the Cinema Snobs Midnight Screening videos) would say, "SHOOT THE ****ING MONKEYS!"

The movie seems harmless from what I've heard. Nothing bad, nothing really good, though.

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XIII_rocks
08/13/11 2:51:00 AM
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I saw it last night. Good, not great, but good.
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Leebo86
08/13/11 4:26:00 AM
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I'd go see if it was about the earliest humans migrating all over the place.

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GenesisSaga
08/13/11 6:04:00 AM
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StealThisSheen posted...
It's a good movie, but it's not really what I'd call an "action" flick.

This.

I liked it. Thought it was good, but having two brief fight scenes and nothing but exposition and somewhat rare dialogue until the last ten minutes of solid action does not a great action flick make (let alone a "smartest action flick of the past x years"). I don't really know what I'd sell it as- a thriller I guess? But anyway, though the pacing might have been off it was still good.

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BoshStrikesBack
08/13/11 7:52:00 AM
#26:


Pirates 4
Critical reaction: Awful, derivative garbage.
Board 8 reaction: Amazing movie, fantastic follow-up of the best trilogy of all time

Planet of the Apes
Critical reaction: Intelligent, thought-provoking; the surprise smash of the summer
Board 8 reaction: I didn't like it lol

Sometimes I wonder about this board.

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Andel
08/13/11 8:40:00 AM
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how was 'Rise' intelligent in any way? The plot was something an 8th grader could have written and the acting was sub par. The premise seemed cool until I actually watched the movie. It actually insulted my intelligence more than anything. (All the Pirates were terrible as well)

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CommodoreTN
08/13/11 8:49:00 AM
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From: XIII_rocks | #023
I saw it when it came out. Good, not great, but good.



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ExThaNemesis
08/13/11 8:51:00 AM
#29:


From: BoshStrikesBack | #026
Pirates 4
Critical reaction: Awful, derivative garbage.
Board 8 reaction: Amazing movie, fantastic follow-up of the best trilogy of all time

Planet of the Apes
Critical reaction: Intelligent, thought-provoking; the surprise smash of the summer
Board 8 reaction: I didn't like it lol

Sometimes I wonder about this board.


Nobody thought that about Pirates, now you're just being silly.

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XIII_rocks
08/13/11 12:14:00 PM
#30:


Andel, you didn't like the movie

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mnkboy907
08/13/11 12:27:00 PM
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It was decent enough, but there wasn't really anything special about it.

*spoilers?*

I thought it was interesting that the apes, for the most part, didn't want to kill the humans. Well, at least Caesar didn't. Or rather, he didn't want to kill anyone he deemed innocent. Like, he consciously stopped the other apes from killing at least two people, but he also had no problem killing the douchebag handler (although, it was self-defense), and he had no problem with the older ape killing Jacobs.

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OctilIery
08/13/11 12:45:00 PM
#32:


XIII_rocks posted...
Andel, you didn't like the movie

Cool, we get it. Stop being awful


That's asking a bit much of him, don't you think?

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Andel
08/13/11 1:37:00 PM
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ummm...no, I will voice my opinion whenever I feel like it and if you dont like it you can go lay down somewhere or use the magical 'ignore' option. Like I said, terrible movie.

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TheKoolAidShoto
08/13/11 1:43:00 PM
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It's decent, but lol @ being an action film

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CrimsonOcean
08/13/11 1:51:00 PM
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I liked it.
*shrug*

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XIII_rocks
08/13/11 2:52:00 PM
#36:


The ignore function should not be an excuse for bad posters
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Iamdead7
08/13/11 2:56:00 PM
#37:


I thought Apes was awesome.

And Pirates 4 was good.

Do I win?

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Andel
08/13/11 4:02:00 PM
#38:


Didnt realize calling a garbage movie garbage is 'bad posting'...and posting a response when questioned. If you dont like that asking me to change my perspective will not help your cause. Next.

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LeonhartFour
08/13/11 4:56:00 PM
#39:


From: BoshStrikesBack | #026
Board 8 reaction: Amazing movie, fantastic follow-up of the best trilogy of all time


Pretty sure most of Board 8 liked it but didn't think it was really up to par with the original trilogy.

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TheRock1525
08/13/11 5:01:00 PM
#40:


(All the Pirates were terrible as well)

I hate you more than any human being on Earth.

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TheRock1525
08/13/11 5:02:00 PM
#41:


Also, I think myself and Leon are the only ones who were "OMG awesome" towards Pirates 4.

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Andel
08/13/11 5:11:00 PM
#42:


hate is a silly little thing...especially over an overhyped hackfest called a 'series'. Utter garbage.

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TheRock1525
08/13/11 5:12:00 PM
#43:


You're utter garbage.

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MarvelousGerbil
08/13/11 5:14:00 PM
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I haven't seen it and don't care to, but I still don't get why they didn't just shoot the monkeys with out technologies.

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TheRock1525
08/13/11 5:20:00 PM
#45:


MarvelousGerbil posted...
I haven't seen it and don't care to, but I still don't get why they didn't just shoot the monkeys with out technologies.

*spoilers*













From what I understand, the stuff they give the monkeys to make them smart is apparently fatal to humans.

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MarvelousGerbil
08/13/11 5:20:00 PM
#46:


TheRock1525 posted...
Also, I think myself and Leon are the only ones who were "OMG awesome" towards Pirates 4.

Add me to your list please. Captain Jack Sparrow can make even a bad movie amazing, and Pirates 4 was a mediocre movie without him IMO.

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LeonhartFour
08/13/11 5:21:00 PM
#47:


From: MarvelousGerbil | #046
Captain Jack Sparrow can make even a bad movie amazing


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TheRock1525
08/13/11 5:22:00 PM
#48:


I know Leon doesn't agree with me but I think 4 is clearly the best since the first one.

Mainly because of Jack.

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TheRock1525
08/13/11 5:22:00 PM
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LeonhartFour
08/13/11 5:23:00 PM
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I think On Stranger Tides could rival Dead Man's Chest, but that's about it.

Jack's just too good at the end of At World's End for me to think otherwise.

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