Board 8 > Post and I will give you a random gruesome, bizarre death! (and a special bonus)

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ImTheMacheteGuy 08/21/11 9:46:00 AM #101:	bump. 4 more unless more people show up. Will likely finish up tonight -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:203905] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> bump. 4 more unless more people show up. Will likely finish up tonight -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/22/11 3:28:00 PM #102:	or tonight >_> -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:203906] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> or tonight >_> -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/22/11 5:27:00 PM #103:	voltch: You're British and you like to shake your fist at anyone or anything that annoys you. Some punk kids spray painted your car. When you caught them in the act, you shook your fist at them... and also threw rocks at them as they ran away. Your landlord (or whatever they call them in the UK) gave you a hard time about rent being paid late so you shook your fist at him (the late rent wasn't your fault though. Your flatmate was the one responsible for dropping off the check). You even shook your fist at the moron at MacDonald's (that's how it's pronounced across the pond, right? >_>) for neglecting to hold the onions on your double cheeseburger (because f* onions. Seriously folks, onions are s). You even told him that next time he "cocked up" your food, you'd cut off his "gentleman sausage." (Note: most of the British expressions I learn are from Top Gear, so if any expressions I use are not typically used by Brits in general and are just things that the Top Gear people say, that's why >_>.). Anyway, your temper, as well as your threatening words/fist shakes get you arrested for disorderly contuct (and resisting arrest because you shook your fist at the cops when they showed up). The next day, you were released from jail. Right as you were exiting the building, a hooligan ran in and collided with you. You both fell to the floor. You got up first and started yelling at the punk. He had a horrified look on his face and ran off, which surprised you. He looked like he wanted a fight. You notice something on the ground by your feet. The hooligan must've dropped it. You pick it up and shout at him as he runs off. "HEY YOU FORGOT SOMETHING YA FIN' WANKER!!" You shake your fist. Suddenly, you're not alive anymore. Your death happened way too fast for your brain to process what was happening... The object was a crudely constructed pipe bomb and the hooligan was a wanna-be gangster who throught that blowing up a police station could help him achieve his dream of becoming an official member of the IRA. When you shook your fist, the fist holding the bomb, it detonated. Even though your lifeless body was riddled with shrapnel, it was the concussive force of the blast that killed you instantly. The one upside to your unfortunate passing? The police department honored you posthumously as a hero. If the wanna-be IRA initiate hadn't bumped into you, there's a good chance that several police would have been killed that day... The office building being constructed across the street was renamed the "Voltch Memorial Building." -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:203907] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> voltch: You're British and you like to shake your fist at anyone or anything that annoys you. Some punk kids spray painted your car. When you caught them in the act, you shook your fist at them... and also threw rocks at them as they ran away. Your landlord (or whatever they call them in the UK) gave you a hard time about rent being paid late so you shook your fist at him (the late rent wasn't your fault though. Your flatmate was the one responsible for dropping off the check). You even shook your fist at the moron at MacDonald's (that's how it's pronounced across the pond, right? >_>) for neglecting to hold the onions on your double cheeseburger (because f* onions. Seriously folks, onions are s*). You even told him that next time he "cocked up" your food, you'd cut off his "gentleman sausage." (Note: most of the British expressions I learn are from Top Gear, so if any expressions I use are not typically used by Brits in general and are just things that the Top Gear people say, that's why >_>.). Anyway, your temper, as well as your threatening words/fist shakes get you arrested for disorderly contuct (and resisting arrest because you shook your fist at the cops when they showed up). The next day, you were released from jail. Right as you were exiting the building, a hooligan ran in and collided with you. You both fell to the floor. You got up first and started yelling at the punk. He had a horrified look on his face and ran off, which surprised you. He looked like he wanted a fight. You notice something on the ground by your feet. The hooligan must've dropped it. You pick it up and shout at him as he runs off. "HEY YOU FORGOT SOMETHING YA F*IN' WANKER!!" You shake your fist. Suddenly, you're not alive anymore. Your death happened way too fast for your brain to process what was happening... The object was a crudely constructed pipe bomb and the hooligan was a wanna-be gangster who throught that blowing up a police station could help him achieve his dream of becoming an official member of the IRA. When you shook your fist, the fist holding the bomb, it detonated. Even though your lifeless body was riddled with shrapnel, it was the concussive force of the blast that killed you instantly. The one upside to your unfortunate passing? The police department honored you posthumously as a hero. If the wanna-be IRA initiate hadn't bumped into you, there's a good chance that several police would have been killed that day... The office building being constructed across the street was renamed the "Voltch Memorial Building." -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/22/11 5:28:00 PM #104:	UnderUrMattress: Your death is actually lackluster and simple... a heart attack due to clogged arteries. There isn't much of a mystery there. You're not morbidly obese or anything, but you've never been one to eat healthy. The real mystery is why this was the death chosen for you in this topic. It is literally 100% based on your username... but how does "UnderUrMattress" translate to unhealthy eating and a heart attack? If you wish to try and figure it out on your own, you might not want to read the rest of this write up.. Anyway, it's all about specific type of food and a movie from either the late 70s or early 80s. Thiw write up will contain minor spoilers for said movie, which is Friday the 13th (the original). That's the first piece of the puzzle. The final piece of the puzzle is your favorite food. You ate it nearly every day for breakfast and it was included in almost every meal you'd ever made/ordered for lunch and dinner. I'm talking about bacon. Now the middle pieces of the puzzle. One character in Friday the 13th was killed while lying on a bed, smoking a joint. The killer was hiding under the bed (under the mattress) and stabbed up through it and through the victim's neck. The victim was played by Kevin Bacon, in probably his first movie role ever. So there it is, the mystery behind your death. I thought is was clever and decided to just roll with it... but there is one other little twist to the story. While your heart was a ticking time bomb from all that bacon you ate, what finally set it off? Remember Psycho_Kenshin's death? It was the same cause. You were actually his neighbor... and your greatest fear in life was earthquakes. You went into cardiac arrest when you felt the tremors from it. Get it? Tremors? >_> -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:203908] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> UnderUrMattress: Your death is actually lackluster and simple... a heart attack due to clogged arteries. There isn't much of a mystery there. You're not morbidly obese or anything, but you've never been one to eat healthy. The real mystery is why this was the death chosen for you in this topic. It is literally 100% based on your username... but how does "UnderUrMattress" translate to unhealthy eating and a heart attack? If you wish to try and figure it out on your own, you might not want to read the rest of this write up.. Anyway, it's all about specific type of food and a movie from either the late 70s or early 80s. Thiw write up will contain minor spoilers for said movie, which is Friday the 13th (the original). That's the first piece of the puzzle. The final piece of the puzzle is your favorite food. You ate it nearly every day for breakfast and it was included in almost every meal you'd ever made/ordered for lunch and dinner. I'm talking about bacon. Now the middle pieces of the puzzle. One character in Friday the 13th was killed while lying on a bed, smoking a joint. The killer was hiding under the bed (under the mattress) and stabbed up through it and through the victim's neck. The victim was played by Kevin Bacon, in probably his first movie role ever. So there it is, the mystery behind your death. I thought is was clever and decided to just roll with it... but there is one other little twist to the story. While your heart was a ticking time bomb from all that bacon you ate, what finally set it off? Remember Psycho_Kenshin's death? It was the same cause. You were actually his neighbor... and your greatest fear in life was earthquakes. You went into cardiac arrest when you felt the tremors from it. Get it? Tremors? >_> -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/22/11 5:28:00 PM #105:	BlackDra9on: Never seen you before, so I'm gonna keep this one simple. You're in a street gang, a powerful one. It was formed through a union of several African American gangs and several Asian gangs and was named The Black Dragons >_>. You were killed in a drive-by commited by a rival gang... but you weren't killed by a bullet from them, but rather a bullet from a member of your own gang. Your buddy and fellow gangbanger was shooting at the shooters from across the street and he ended up hitting you. It was an accident, but he didn't have bad aim, nor was he just not paying attention. The bullet actually hit the rear window of the vehicle, which was equipped with bulletproof glass, causing it to ricochet and hit you on the other side of the street, right in the skull. I actually pretty much just stole this one from 1000 Ways to Die but it seemed fitting for the character I came up with for you >_> -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:203909] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> BlackDra9on: Never seen you before, so I'm gonna keep this one simple. You're in a street gang, a powerful one. It was formed through a union of several African American gangs and several Asian gangs and was named The Black Dragons >_>. You were killed in a drive-by commited by a rival gang... but you weren't killed by a bullet from them, but rather a bullet from a member of your own gang. Your buddy and fellow gangbanger was shooting at the shooters from across the street and he ended up hitting you. It was an accident, but he didn't have bad aim, nor was he just not paying attention. The bullet actually hit the rear window of the vehicle, which was equipped with bulletproof glass, causing it to ricochet and hit you on the other side of the street, right in the skull. I actually pretty much just stole this one from 1000 Ways to Die but it seemed fitting for the character I came up with for you >_> -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/22/11 5:29:00 PM #106:	XCarvenger, KingBartz: XCarvenger, You're what one might call a "corrupt archaeologist." Instead of digging legally for the sake of science, history and research to uncover mysterious of the past so that modern people can understand the lives and cultures of long-lost civilizations, you bribe government officials and warlords in third world countries to uncover priceless artifacts that you can then sell to private collectors who are willing to pay prices that make "priceless" seem like pocket change. Your last excavation was in Africa, on land said to be cursed by the local people. You never believed in any superstitious nonsense, but you're starting to now. Why? Because you're dying. You put off seeing a doctor due to your highly illegal and immoral way of life, and when you finally DID end up in the hospital, your doctor was no Doctor House. You died of medical complications, that's all they knew. Maybe you were cursed by desicrating sacred ground and died as result... No, you signed your death certificate several days after finishing the dig. You attended a party thrown by a man who went by the name King Bartz, a ruthless dictator who seized control of the country a year earlier. You had paid handsomely to let you dig illegally. You'd always been a thrill-seeker and you enjoyed a good party. At that particular party, you had enjoyed a local concoction known as brown-brown, a powdery mixture of cocaine and gunpowder (yeah I know I already included cocaine in a death >_>). You and Bartz were on the same page in terms of having fun. He actually died a few days before you did, but you didn't know about it. It turns out, he was the target of an assassination attempt, which obviously was successful. If you had turned down the drug, you'd be alive and well today, because there was 3rd ingredient that neither of you had known about... Anthrax. Bartz had a political rival in hiding who had paid off a link in the supply chain to ensure the fatal substance would reach the dictator. You were merely collateral damage... Would it be considered ironic if that political rival turned out to be a government official that you had bribed three years earlier for one of your previous digs and that the assassination was funded by the bribery money? -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:203910] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> XCarvenger, KingBartz: XCarvenger, You're what one might call a "corrupt archaeologist." Instead of digging legally for the sake of science, history and research to uncover mysterious of the past so that modern people can understand the lives and cultures of long-lost civilizations, you bribe government officials and warlords in third world countries to uncover priceless artifacts that you can then sell to private collectors who are willing to pay prices that make "priceless" seem like pocket change. Your last excavation was in Africa, on land said to be cursed by the local people. You never believed in any superstitious nonsense, but you're starting to now. Why? Because you're dying. You put off seeing a doctor due to your highly illegal and immoral way of life, and when you finally DID end up in the hospital, your doctor was no Doctor House. You died of medical complications, that's all they knew. Maybe you were cursed by desicrating sacred ground and died as result... No, you signed your death certificate several days after finishing the dig. You attended a party thrown by a man who went by the name King Bartz, a ruthless dictator who seized control of the country a year earlier. You had paid handsomely to let you dig illegally. You'd always been a thrill-seeker and you enjoyed a good party. At that particular party, you had enjoyed a local concoction known as brown-brown, a powdery mixture of cocaine and gunpowder (yeah I know I already included cocaine in a death >_>). You and Bartz were on the same page in terms of having fun. He actually died a few days before you did, but you didn't know about it. It turns out, he was the target of an assassination attempt, which obviously was successful. If you had turned down the drug, you'd be alive and well today, because there was 3rd ingredient that neither of you had known about... Anthrax. Bartz had a political rival in hiding who had paid off a link in the supply chain to ensure the fatal substance would reach the dictator. You were merely collateral damage... Would it be considered ironic if that political rival turned out to be a government official that you had bribed three years earlier for one of your previous digs and that the assassination was funded by the bribery money? -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/22/11 9:04:00 PM #107:	39 people have signed up and received write ups. I can add someone to make 40. We'll see if it must come to thathtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt (I'm f*ing pissd off at someting never mind tath) -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:203911] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> 39 people have signed up and received write ups. I can add someone to make 40. We'll see if it must come to thathtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt (I'm f*ing pissd off at someting never mind tath) -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muddersmilk 08/24/11 7:51:00 AM #108:	(Note: most of the British expressions I learn are from Top Gear, so if any expressions I use are not typically used by Brits in general and are just things that the Top Gear people say, that's why >_>.). Wait, you mean Jeremy may not be an example of what all British people are like? -- (Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~ All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. <cite>muddersmilk posted [p:203912] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> (Note: most of the British expressions I learn are from Top Gear, so if any expressions I use are not typically used by Brits in general and are just things that the Top Gear people say, that's why >_>.). Wait, you mean Jeremy may not be an example of what all British people are like? -- (Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZaziGuado 08/24/11 7:53:00 AM #109:	Hey Caelus, I expect to be in the Random Elimination Story despite not posting in this topic until now. -- http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/2495345/magnitude-l.gif <cite>ZaziGuado posted [p:203913] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> Hey Caelus, I expect to be in the Random Elimination Story despite not posting in this topic until now. -- http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/2495345/magnitude-l.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zachnorn 08/24/11 7:53:00 AM #110:	ok -- Zachnorn Everything = overrated. http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4503/qrcode857546.th.png <cite>Zachnorn posted [p:203914] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> ok -- Zachnorn Everything = overrated.http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4503/qrcode857546.th.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSBDarren64 08/24/11 11:54:00 AM #111:	My connection with shadosneko's death is awesome. -- http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2120/original/Epic-LongBattle.jpg NIO BUNNY:http://img.imgcake.com/nio/45darpnggu.png <cite>SSBDarren64 posted [p:203915] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> My connection with shadosneko's death is awesome. -- http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2120/original/Epic-LongBattle.jpgNIO BUNNY:http://img.imgcake.com/nio/45darpnggu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muddersmilk 08/24/11 11:55:00 AM #112:	*ZaziGuado posted...* Hey Caelus, I expect to be in the Random Elimination Story despite not posting in this topic until now. I believe that makes you entrant #40 actually. -- (Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~ All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. <cite>muddersmilk posted [p:203916] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> ZaziGuado posted...Hey Caelus, I expect to be in the Random Elimination Story despite not posting in this topic until now.I believe that makes you entrant #40 actually. -- (Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 08/24/11 11:55:00 AM #113:	*Zachnorn posted...* ok Looks like you got ninja'd, my man. -- Nio slug bunny- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/60gennypngda.png Raka anime chick- http://img.imgcake.com/Rheine/Gennypngmu.png <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:203917] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> Zachnorn posted...okLooks like you got ninja'd, my man. -- Nio slug bunny- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/60gennypngda.pngRaka anime chick- http://img.imgcake.com/Rheine/Gennypngmu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadosneko 08/24/11 12:24:00 PM #114:	From: SSBDarren64 \| #111 My connection with shadosneko's death is awesome. yes -- http://backloggery.com/shados http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko <cite>shadosneko posted [p:203918] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> From: SSBDarren64 \| #111My connection with shadosneko's death is awesome.yes -- http://backloggery.com/shadoshttp://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/24/11 3:20:00 PM #115:	I was drunk at pissed off at online poker lol. Yeah everyone that posted after Zazi is still in. Will do write ups for them too. At any time after I finish write ups, inactivity will lock down sign ups for the story but until then, if more people are signing up, they'll get a write and will be in the story. Was set at 40 minimum, not 40 no more no less, though I doubt I made that anything close to clear in my angry drunken state >_> -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:203919] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> I was drunk at pissed off at online poker lol. Yeah everyone that posted after Zazi is still in. Will do write ups for them too. At any time after I finish write ups, inactivity will lock down sign ups for the story but until then, if more people are signing up, they'll get a write and will be in the story. Was set at 40 minimum, not 40 no more no less, though I doubt I made that anything close to clear in my angry drunken state >_> -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xcarvenger 08/26/11 3:18:00 AM #116:	Awesome story! I like ironic stories as much as LMS loves his ironically overrated top 5 games. -- http://www.board8.wikia.com http://www.megaupload.com/?d=77WDL08B <cite>Xcarvenger posted [p:203920] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> Awesome story! I like ironic stories as much as LMS loves his ironically overrated top 5 games. -- http://www.board8.wikia.comhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=77WDL08B </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingButz 08/27/11 2:21:00 PM #117:	Aw yeah awesome death thanks! -- My Japanese alter-ego. Hey all this is Bartz btw. <cite>KingButz posted [p:203921] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> Aw yeah awesome death thanks! -- My Japanese alter-ego.Hey all this is Bartz btw. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kirbydamasta 08/27/11 6:00:00 PM #118:	lets do this -- Unleash the heavy lobster! <cite>Kirbydamasta posted [p:203922] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> lets do this -- Unleash the heavy lobster! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RyokIes 08/27/11 6:02:00 PM #119:	what a sexy death -- Ryoko http://img.imgcake.com/nio/57ryokopngut.png <cite>RyokIes posted [p:203923] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> what a sexy death -- Ryokohttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/57ryokopngut.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
firefdr 08/27/11 6:57:00 PM #120:	oh hey there <cite>firefdr posted [p:203924] in Post and I... [t:60011069]...</cite> <quote> oh hey there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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