XCarvenger, KingBartz: XCarvenger, You're what one might call a "corrupt archaeologist." Instead of digging legally for the sake of science, history and research to uncover mysterious of the past so that modern people can understand the lives and cultures of long-lost civilizations, you bribe government officials and warlords in third world countries to uncover priceless artifacts that you can then sell to private collectors who are willing to pay prices that make "priceless" seem like pocket change. Your last excavation was in Africa, on land said to be cursed by the local people. You never believed in any superstitious nonsense, but you're starting to now. Why? Because you're dying. You put off seeing a doctor due to your highly illegal and immoral way of life, and when you finally DID end up in the hospital, your doctor was no Doctor House. You died of medical complications, that's all they knew. Maybe you were cursed by desicrating sacred ground and died as result... No, you signed your death certificate several days after finishing the dig. You attended a party thrown by a man who went by the name King Bartz, a ruthless dictator who seized control of the country a year earlier. You had paid handsomely to let you dig illegally. You'd always been a thrill-seeker and you enjoyed a good party. At that particular party, you had enjoyed a local concoction known as brown-brown, a powdery mixture of cocaine and gunpowder (yeah I know I already included cocaine in a death >_>). You and Bartz were on the same page in terms of having fun. He actually died a few days before you did, but you didn't know about it. It turns out, he was the target of an assassination attempt, which obviously was successful. If you had turned down the drug, you'd be alive and well today, because there was 3rd ingredient that neither of you had known about... Anthrax. Bartz had a political rival in hiding who had paid off a link in the supply chain to ensure the fatal substance would reach the dictator. You were merely collateral damage... Would it be considered ironic if that political rival turned out to be a government official that you had bribed three years earlier for one of your previous digs and that the assassination was funded by the bribery money?
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)