B8UCA Heavyweight Champion: King Chronic1000 B8UCA Middleweight Champion: Sir Chris B8UCA Tag Team Champions: Sir Chris and Drakeryn B8UCA Lightweight Champion: Ayvuir
Jester: IwannabeIATG Master of Taybles: TBD
Next PPV: Roster Purge (4 shows remain!)
After that: CamPAIN Trail
In danger of purging: Lockes Ragnarok WiggumFan267 Dark_Spiral IwannabeIATG (Jester) Twilight the Fox Silver_Ermine KommunistKoala
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Currently playing: TEW '10, Pokemon Black, Gemcraft Labyrinth, Sharin no kumi, BlAcK TuRtLe
Chris and Drak vs. either Browncoats or Reg/ctes, tbd on Eruption probably something with Sensi probably Chronic/JC or something similar LW Title MW Title
that's about it
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##NL BlAcK TuRtLe would if he played mafia probably
that is phenomenal kids these days and their technologies
What is UCA?
It's an ongoing e-pop contest influenced heavily by pro wrestling. Users compete in matches for a variety of titles and tournaments, and voters pick the winners! There are plenty of gimmick matches and such to spice up the format, as well.
What do I need to do?
You don't HAVE to do anything, but participants are heavily encouraged to at least vote on UCA cards. It's more fun for everybody the more people get involved, though, so you're also encouraged to cut promos, start storylines, form alliances and tag teams, and talk smack in the topics.
So there are no requirements at all?
Almost. Three times a year, there's a roster purge period. If you don't vote during any of the 10 shows in that time frame, you're in danger of being purged from the roster! We're in the middle of such a period now, but I'm not going to purge any new signups, so you're set for four months or so. Even if you do purge (or just decide to quit) doors are pretty much always open to come back later!
What's the schedule like? How long until this crashes and burns?
There are three "TV" shows a week- Monday Night Ruin (posted late Sunday nights), Wednesday Night Eruption, (late Tuesdays) and Friday night COMBAT. (late Thursdays) In addition, we have a more important "PPV" show every three weeks, posted late Saturday nights. (Shows are named after when voting ENDS, rather than when it begins.) We are not always the best about sticking exactly to schedule and sometimes have to have cop-outs like double cards, but UCA has outright missed only a handful of shows in its almost three-year history.
How often will I fight?
The idea is that everybody gets at least one match a week, and we rarely mess that up. The more successful and active users will tend to get more matches.
Who's in charge?
I'm running the show at the moment, and have been for over a year. Dante is in charge of booking Ruin, and I have some admin help from a variety of volunteers. The project was initially founded by Icehawk, and taken over by JaKyL before eventually passing on to me.
What's the structure like?
There are three "divisions" for singles wrestlers- Heavyweight, Middleweight, and Lightweight. It's a loose sorting- people change divisions rather frequently, especially since I try to keep them roughly balanced in numbers. You'll fight people MOSTLY in your own division, but not always- our current HW champ was a lightweight a few months ago, but then he randomly won the MW belt, and then the HW belt after winning King of the Board! There's also a (THRIVING) tag team division that needs some fresh blood...and it's not mutually exclusive with a singles career, either. If you sign up, I'll figure out somewhere for you to go after I give you a match or three.
How about rankings?
There's a rubric for rankings within a division. Rankings aren't all THAT meaningful, but basically, if you beat somebody above you, you move to the position above them. If you tie them, you move to the spot below, and if you lose, nothing happens. You can't move out of your division this way, so if you beat somebody in a higher class than you, you just become #1 in your own. Battle Royals and some other gimmicky matches don't impact rankings. You can see the current roster and rankings in the master file linked at the top.
How do I join?
Just say so, here or in the main UCA topic. We're always taking new people.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. (aka not Krakenprophet)
So I see Nee is on a bit of a roll right now. Beat me when I wasn't looking, beat Drak because of trickery.
Well I've had enough of this nonsense. Nee wants a shot at my title I reckon, well he's gonna get one.
Except this time there is be no tricks. No quick roll up. No two ways about it. Nee if you want my title, you are going to have to beat me 2/3 falls
Whatcha say to that, big mouth?
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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up. http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail
On my debut contest here in UCA, I tied a fellow newbie. His name was Ayvuir.
Since then, life hasn't been so great for me. Me and my buddy ed lost our tag-title shot in what was more or less a squash, and then in my frustration I attacked edv and lost to him. That was fair. I got what was coming to me. I was pissed off.
My win over BrunomasterX the other day was my first step. People have to know what the bottom is like before ascending to the top, and I have had that. Ayvuir, on the other hand? He's had everything handed to him since he came to this company.
I want to settle my match with Ayvuir. We tied the match. He is the current LW champion. I have shown myself already to be the best match for him in the division*, So I want my shot at the gold...at ROSTER PURGE.
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http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5261/5567070428_ee1dcd3590.jpg *I presume I am in the LW division, right
Last time in the UCA, I finally managed to accomplish something I've been trying to do for a brief, yet important amount of time. I defeated my eternal rival, KCF, the lord of the chickens. Three times we fought, twice we tied, once I won. So far, I'm undefeated. And I plan to stay that way.
Let me tell you something you already know deep inside the empty void where your soul would be if I hadn't eaten it already. I was born to be a champion, and I will become one real soon. I don't care if I have to make up my own championship title! I don't care if I have to headbutt dragons on the moon! I. Will. Win. So Mr. Heavyweight Champion, whoever you are, get ready. MY UNDEFEATED STREAK WILL NOT STOP. IT WILL NOT BE DENIED. I WILL KEEP WINNING UNTIL I GET A TITLE SHOT.
I know I can take on absolutely anyone! If there is anyone who thinks otherwise, THEN STEP INTO THE RING WITH ME AND PROVE IT!
*grabs steel chair and hits referee*
I JUST HIT THE REFEREE. LOOK AT HOW CONFIDENT I AM.
-- GREEN RANGER http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4548/signaturedi.jpg
This is your friendly reminder that you should all be thanking Tom for keeping your sorry butts employed.
Except you newbies, I welcome you to the UCA and hope that you will not fall in with the rest of the ungrateful bunch of losers that make up this fed. The Browncoats are happy to have you in the fed and hopefully you will prove to be the catalyst for change and improvement that Tom and I brought were looking for when we brought you in.
-- (Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~ All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.
And yeah, I don't think we ever really tagged, it was more a mutually beneficial working agreement resulting in him trying to help me out. Sadly it came right as this cretinous locker room turned against me and the changes that I sought to bring about.
-- (Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~ All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.
You know Chris, you talk big. But you aren't big. You're still ranked as a middleweight, and not a heavyweight. And you won't be a heavyweight until you learn to loosen those belts you wear and let your gut grow out. Oh, and until you learn to put in better performances as well.
But I'm not a man with fear in my eyes. I realize that it's up to me to carry this company, to put butts in the seats, and to entertain the masses. I have unmatchable amounts of talent and charm, and it would be pointless of me to put them to waste. I have to use my abilities to prove just how great I am. That's why I'm taking you up on your offer. And not only will I beat you, and take your belt, but I'll win 3/3 falls in the match. That's right, I won't just win, I will dominate you.
I hope you remember to wear your diaper Sir Chris, because you're gonna need it.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER. Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...
heroicbombadil: OH MAN IT'S PEOPLE GEROFF MAH LAWN Anonymous User 1: WHO IS PEOPLE heroicbombadil: THEY GON' GET GOT Anonymous User 1: THE MASTER OF TAYBLES DOESN'T GET GOT. THE MASTER OF TAYBLES TAYBLES PEOPLE. Anonymous User 1 has left. me: woah people finally respond to this stuff woah anonymous is obviously eddv impersonating haguile GOD WHY DO PEOPLE STOP TALKING WHEN I GET HERE
-- Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine Woo Woo Woo! You Know It!
From: KCF0107 | Posted: 8/10/2011 12:30:05 AM | #039 ETERNAL RIVALS will be taking this by storm. Book it
After a while, ETERNAL RIVALS should totally be our tag team name. But not yet. First we need to both win an individual title, then go for tag titles for COMPLETE DOMINATION.
-- GREEN RANGER http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4548/signaturedi.jpg
I did not think this process would be an easy one, because nothing worth doing comes easily. However, I believed the difficulty would be completely different then what I am experiencing.
Boko did nothing to assist me. His focus was not on the match. I said fine - I had two more options, if Boko did not want to help then I did not need him. We tied, due nothing to his efforts and the only reason I eked out a tie was because my opponents became arrogant.
Then we arrived at Dante. At his own show, Dante was fired up. The crowd was hot, the opponents were demoralized. We won, and we had a great showing. Things were looking great. Ironically, it was Tom who showed me that this was not to become a habit - when we attempted the same on Tom's own show, the battlefield that we would be fighting on regularly, Dante showed that he is past his tag team wrestling prime. We lost, and we lost bad. Things did not look good.
So now I sit here, on the edge of my next tryout match. On the edge of my last chance. This hurts more then you could understand - I knew this was going to happen. I knew that I should have walked alone, as I always did and as I was always successful.
But this is right. This is how things should be. My brain is telling me this, but my gut is terrified that this is just another failed experiment.
Edwards. It is now on your shoulders.
If we fail now, then my holy war is lost before the battle even begins. Believe it or not, I cannot win the tag team titles without a partner. And if you three are determined to let me down, then there is nobody left who I can trust. And if there is nobody left that I can trust...
I'm afraid I'm going to have to walk down a road to break Tom Bombadil that I do not want to have to walk down.
Edwards, this is now up to you. I pray I have not made the wrong decision.
...and God help us all, this is not a path I want to walk down.
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My friends call me hadouken 'cause I'm down, right, fierce!