Board 8 > How do I entertain a teenage girl?

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Saro, how old are you? Just curious.

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ertyu got the right idea here

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When I had to take care of my 13 year old cousin a couple of weeks ago I took her to see the last Harry Potter, I regret spending my money on it.
They weren't showing Hobo with a shotgun :(

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Here are some things to do and *not* to do:

-Don't talk about her brother. In fact, don't bring it up at all. If she approaches you and wants to get something off her mind, then it's fine, but I'm pretty sure that what she needs right now is space and a way to take her mind off what's happened

-Be friendly and approachable without being suffocating. Order her a pizza. Make her feel comfortable. Put on the TV

-All kidding aside, there is actually a chance that she'll be flirty with you. I know this board is going to crucify me for saying this, but if you value your dignity, turn her down

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If this isn't set up for some romance I don't know what is.

Ask SantaRPG.

(How did you guys let this topic go this long without this?)

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Because she's at least 10 years out of his range.

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RayDyn posted...
Saro, how old are you? Just curious.

Just turned 24 like 3 days ago.

Also, she's currently watching Pandorum off netflix. her choice, not mine. Hopefully it keeps her attention.

It's actually kind of upsetting. She's pretty bruised up

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24-17 is hardly 10 years!

Let her access TV/Facebook/email/texting. The basic needs of teenagers these days.

If she needs to talk about stuff, just listen. She may not be comfortable sharing with you if she doesn't know you well, though; depends how extroverted she is.

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when shes done watching netflix, start banging.. fast and hard

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we (wife and I) almost watched Pandorum this evening. We watched The Birdcage instead >_>

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skaterguy777 posted...
when shes done watching netflix, start banging.. fast and hard

No.

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God, I hated the Birdcage. I get wanting to make a movie about a couple of gay people, but there was no plot to that other than 'Look how gay we are!'

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How do I entertain a teenage girl?

You?

You probably couldn't.

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Now this is entertainment!

Leave her out alone in a field

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Uh except the Birdcage was also funny?

My friend just walked over, glanced at my monitor, and asked me "Uh, what are you doing?"


Thanks a lot, Board 8!

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From: DeathChicken | #064
God, I hated the Birdcage. I get wanting to make a movie about a couple of gay people, but there was no plot to that other than 'Look how gay we are!'

I don't think i had ever seen the end before. I was surprised by how abruptly the movie ends. Other than that it was hysterical. Hank Azaria was amazing. And they even sing a little 'My Fair Lady' with Gene Hackman. what more do you want out of a movie?

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From: pjbasis | #059
24-17 is hardly 10 years!

he meant the girl is 10 years too old for santarpg

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sigh... Now that Pandorum is over, she's watching crappy MTV. God this crap is stupid. She gets pissed off when I leave her alone too long, so I'm essentially forced to hang out with her.

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How do I entertain a teenage girl?

With your junk.

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Black Turtle spilled my diet soda!

You knew the MTV was coming. Did you at least order a pizza?

I did. That pizza was eaten a LONG time ago.

NEW TOPIC TITLE: How do I get a teenage girl out of my house?

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From: RevolverSaro | #074
NEW TOPIC TITLE: How do I get a teenage girl out of my house?

It seems that beating her is a good way to get her out of the house.

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Next idea plz

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"Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant.
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NEW TOPIC TITLE: How do I get a teenage girl out of my house?

Uh... try asking politely? Maybe having a conversation for a while and easing into the subject? I mean Christ, do you guys not interact with people on a daily basis?

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go for a drive and leave her in a field

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Honestly, can't you just let her stay for a while?

Believe me, I have literally had this problem before and it sucks but think how much more it sucks for her.

Just let her stay as long as she needs as long as it doesn't become ridiculous.

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oh no i can't believe i have to deal with this battered child

let me tell you about how hard this is for me

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Sounds like the best option is to threesome with your best friend's gf and her sister

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RevolverSaro posted...
I did. That pizza was eaten a LONG time ago.

NEW TOPIC TITLE: How do I get a teenage girl out of my house?

Stop being insensitive. Anything she is going through is probably worse than you having to deal with her at your house.

Viktor Vaughn posted...
oh no i can't believe i have to deal with this battered child

let me tell you about how hard this is for me

When my friend told me to watch her, it wsa under the assumption it'd be for just a little bit. Him and his GF were going to come pick her up and do something with her.

I got a text from him just a little bit ago. Apparently he's trying to get a blowjob from her at some park.

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who cares

suck it up

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pee in her butt?

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From: Highwind89 | #082
Stop being insensitive. Anything she is going through is probably worse than you having to deal with her at your house.

Using that logic, why don't you have a bunch of homeless people living in your house right now?

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Sounds like you and this girl should join em in the park.

Maybe she'll get the idea.

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Highwind89 posted...
Stop being insensitive. Anything she is going through is probably worse than you having to deal with her at your house.

This.

Just do your best. I feel your pain with the MTV thing (if she's still watching that).
Try striking up a conversation. It doesn't have to be deep or personal. Small talk will do just fine. Try and see things from her perspective.

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really? you can't stand ONE night with someone in your room? jesus

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Leave her out in a field to die.

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Aecioo posted...
Leave her out in a field to die.

Done. Asked her to go out for ice cream, but took her to a field near compton court house. Then drove off.

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its funny cause


not sure if srs

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So what time did she finally head out?

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About 1:30

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SBell0105 posted...
So what time did she finally head out?

I see what you did there.

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MonkClive0 posted...
teen interests:
bieber, yo-yos, pogs, drugs, razr scooters, vampires, swag, silly bandz, etc.

nice. Saro if she likes yoyos or anyone she knows does, tell her to go to yoyoexpert.com. It's easily the best online yoyo site.

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... what on earth does an online yoyo site do

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From: Princess Anri | #075
It seems that beating her is a good way to get her out of the house.

hahahaha topic won

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