Board 8 > How do I entertain a teenage girl?

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:31:00 PM
#1:


My best friend's girlfriend's sister is currently being beat up by her dickhead older brother, so he volunteered my house for her to hang out at until the brother calms the hell down and his parents come home.

So yeah. I have no idea what to do with this kid. What do kids like these days?

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Ainoxi
08/03/11 4:32:00 PM
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Puppies.

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Emporer_Kazbar
08/03/11 4:33:00 PM
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Jingle your keys in front of her face.

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Peace___Frog
08/03/11 4:33:00 PM
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just drop your pants

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:33:00 PM
#5:


My puppy is a 95 pound rottweiler, who is overly friendly and jumps around and crap. I don't think she'd have too much fun with it.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/03/11 4:34:00 PM
#6:


Emporer_Kazbar posted...
Jingle your keys in front of her face.

this is what I was thinking except not keys

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voltch
08/03/11 4:34:00 PM
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Watch Boys Don't Cry with her.

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SBell0105
08/03/11 4:34:00 PM
#8:


put on MTV sit her infront of the TV and go back to what you were doing.

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Ayuyu
08/03/11 4:34:00 PM
#9:


By teenage you mean 14-15 or like 17-18?

THAT'S IMPORTANT.

Also I have no idea what girls that age love, my female friends all have a hard on for Mario Kart Wii (They're in their 20's though), so maybe that.

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Emporer_Kazbar
08/03/11 4:34:00 PM
#10:


From: Ayuyu | #007
my female friends all have a hard on


lol what?

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lardpig
08/03/11 4:35:00 PM
#11:


just go rent all the twilight movies

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:35:00 PM
#12:


I'm pretty sure she's 16 or 17. Not entirely sure

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lardpig
08/03/11 4:35:00 PM
#13:


and if all else fails, just go leave her in a field somewhere

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Pretty_Odd
08/03/11 4:35:00 PM
#14:


SBell0105 posted...
put on MTV sit her infront of the TV and go back to what you were doing.

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Psycho_Kenshin
08/03/11 4:36:00 PM
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Best goddamn topic title of the week, baby! I think, wait yes, okay something happened in my pants.

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SythaWarrior
08/03/11 4:36:00 PM
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What age exactly? Jr. Higher or Highschooler. Makes a big difference. But SBell has the right idea. Facebook/MTV/TV in general is a pretty strong answer.

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SBell0105
08/03/11 4:36:00 PM
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From: RevolverSaro | #012
I'm pretty sure she's 16 or 17. Not entirely sure


Then she has a cell phone and will spend the whole time texting.

All you have to do is hide your valuables.

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Silvercross
08/03/11 4:36:00 PM
#18:


With a brick.

Oh wait, wrong user.

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TheKoolAidShoto
08/03/11 4:36:00 PM
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From: Ayuyu | #007
my female friends all have a hard on


Are you sure these friends are females?

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Colegreen_c12
08/03/11 4:37:00 PM
#20:


Give her a computer with facebook.
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lardpig
08/03/11 4:37:00 PM
#21:


From: SBell0105 | #015
Then she has a cell phone and will spend the whole time texting.

All you have to do is hide your valuables.


would you look at that

not only does every girl spend all their time texting (especially when they're supposed to be working!), they're also thieves

you're so sexist it's revolting

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:37:00 PM
#22:


I don't want to give her a computer. One time my friend let her borrow his laptop and when he got it back, it was full of viruses

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Emporer_Kazbar
08/03/11 4:38:00 PM
#23:


From: lardpig | #021
not only does every girl spend all their time texting


You'd be hardpressed to find a teenage girl that doesn't do this!

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Emporer_Kazbar
08/03/11 4:38:00 PM
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From: RevolverSaro | #022
One time my friend let her borrow his laptop and when he got it back, it was full of viruses


So she goes to porn sites? I don't know, maybe buddy up with her on that.

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Ayuyu
08/03/11 4:38:00 PM
#25:


TheKoolAidShoto posted...
From: Ayuyu | #007
my female friends all have a hard on
Are you sure these friends are females?


Yes, though I once dreamed that one of them had a dick.

I just couldn't think of anything else to say that means the same thing ! Didn't want to use like or love because it's too mainstream.

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:43:00 PM
#26:


Emporer_Kazbar posted...
From: RevolverSaro | #022
One time my friend let her borrow his laptop and when he got it back, it was full of viruses
So she goes to porn sites? I don't know, maybe buddy up with her on that.


nah, i think she goes to fake MP3 download sites.

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JaKyL25
08/03/11 4:43:00 PM
#27:


Maybe you could actually ASK her what she'd like to do?

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TheKoolAidShoto
08/03/11 4:44:00 PM
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From: Ayuyu | #025
Yes, though I once dreamed that one of them had a dick.


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...go on

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MonkClive0
08/03/11 4:45:00 PM
#29:


teen interests:
bieber, yo-yos, pogs, drugs, razr scooters, vampires, swag, silly bandz, etc.

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:45:00 PM
#30:


I was thinking over giving her some crayons and some paper. Is that a good idea.

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Blulum
08/03/11 4:46:00 PM
#31:


TimJab is literally upset at someone else using profiling but has no problem stating that you have to be extra careful around black people because they're more likely to be criminals. Heh.

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JaKyL25
08/03/11 4:47:00 PM
#32:


Giving an abused minor access to crayons and paper may produce disturbing results.

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SBell0105
08/03/11 4:49:00 PM
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Amazingly Disturbing!

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Ayuyu
08/03/11 4:51:00 PM
#34:


This topic is now 20 minutes old, poor girl must be pretty bored atm. Just go talk to her or something, you'll get an idea soon enough.

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Revenus
08/03/11 4:51:00 PM
#35:


timjab is noted for his low intelligence, so these types of comments shouldn't surprise anyone but timjab

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:52:00 PM
#36:


Apparently while I'm going to be babysitting the kid, my bff and his gf are going to take everything valuable out of the brother's room and sending it to one of her friend's houses.

Basically this brother has extreme anger problems and his parents barely contain it. He did a number on his sister though, from what I hear, so maybe they'll get mad. They're pretty crappy parents though, to be honest. he once ran away after he was caught selling drugs, and when he came back, the mom bought him a PS3 and TV in order to keep him from running away again.

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:53:00 PM
#37:


She's not here, Ayuyu. She's driving over from the side of town. She's gonna be here any minute though

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Viktor Vaughn
08/03/11 4:56:00 PM
#38:


beat up her brother???

i dunno, it'd entertain me

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lardpig
08/03/11 4:56:00 PM
#39:


From: Blulum | #031
TimJab is literally upset at someone else using profiling but has no problem stating that you have to be extra careful around black people because they're more likely to be criminals. Heh.


XD nobody ever said this. I said a higher % of black people are criminals because a good majority of them come from impoverished neighborhoods. I never said you should cross the street because you see Colin Powell coming the other way, and I've certainly never made it my mission to get a black person in trouble just because they're black like SBell has made it his mission to get a girl fired just because she's a girl.

From: Revenus | #035
timjab is noted for his low intelligence, so these types of comments shouldn't surprise anyone but timjab


Literally obsessed. That FIFA loss is still eating away at you after all this time?

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Emporer_Kazbar
08/03/11 4:57:00 PM
#40:


From: RevolverSaro | #036
he once ran away after he was caught selling drugs


Didn't you make a thread about this incident? Or was that someone else?

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JaKyL25
08/03/11 4:57:00 PM
#41:


If she's as old as you think she is, and he's older, he has to be pretty close to legal adulthood by now.

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 4:59:00 PM
#42:


Apparently I was wrong in my assumption that he's the older brother. My friend is saying she's 17 and he's 15. He just looks older.

And yeah, I posted about the runaway incident, Emporer

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SBell0105
08/03/11 5:00:00 PM
#43:


Saro, from the sounds of it she may just want to cry a bunch and make you feel like crap for not knowing how to make her feel better, although that would be unintentional

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JaKyL25
08/03/11 5:00:00 PM
#44:


What has gotten him so upset today?

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Ayuyu
08/03/11 5:01:00 PM
#45:


Anyway Saro, be the older brother she wish she had !

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RevolverSaro
08/03/11 5:02:00 PM
#46:


JaKyL25 posted...
What has gotten him so upset today?

I have no clue. He's just a punk. Probably got into a minor argument and then just went berserk. I've seen it before

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Swiftlicious
08/03/11 5:03:00 PM
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rofl revenus still sore over that loss

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Tornadoman78
08/03/11 5:03:00 PM
#48:


challenge her to a kick boxing match

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JaKyL25
08/03/11 5:03:00 PM
#49:


The fact that anyone could be in a sustained fit of rage even just over the timeframe of this thread astounds me.

Get some self-control kid!

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Uglyface2
08/03/11 5:09:00 PM
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Right, um, teenage girls.

Order a pizza, she'll want to eat. Eating stops crying. Don't bother with breadsticks, though, those'll just go to waste.

MTV is an idea. I didn't say it was a good one, because you'll have to put up with the Jersey Shore reruns, but it might work.
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