Board 8 > The top 50 richest users in AWESOMENESS!

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voltch 07/18/11 10:12:00 AM #1:	Last topic as well all know got modded 50 - Ermine Value: 3.4 million AP(awesome Points) Business: Animal Furs See here, you guys were all deceived, for years by ermine. The guy loves animals, that is true, but he also loves their furs, because ermine's one true love is in fact money. Silver Ermine has recently expanded his business to include mink and the young entrepreneur is moving up the ladder. In one of his latest deals ermine exploited his contacts on the black market to acquire stock which had a market value of 12 million dollars. How much did he pay? not a single dime! Dude's been known to go invisible at times and just murder people, a young master criminal dealing in a lucrative venture, Ermine is as awesome as they come. Rumour has it though that he will begin to further expand his operations by including ivory and pearls to his growing business. The man plans to eventually reinvest all his money into livestock as he loves nothing more than the sound of cattle being turned into steaks. 49 - Jeff Zero Value: 3.81million Business: Rapper, gang leader Yo, yo, yo make some noise JZ IS IN DA HOUSE! JZ gonna ** yo ***, JZ protects his business interests like no other, when he was a street hoodlum, he got shot 9 times, in da face. He survived the ordeal and decided to write songs about the ghetto street life, dude's had it hard all his life. He's white, he was born rich, his parents where superstars and he did crack cocaine for the first time aged 9. He used to be higher up this list with a value of 48 million AP, but the glory years of his hit album JZ: This is my Xenoblade and you can't touch it nananana, I got a game you can't get, operation: rainFAIL. But after a scandalous divorce following an affair with famed gold digger SantaRPG he lost it all. So when he hit the streets Beverley Hills in his Ferrari Enzo, JZ realized he was a nobody, all he had left in the world was a few million APs, some sponsorship deals, a hit TV show on NBC(better than heroes season 2!) and a 12 bedroom house. But life was always tough for JZ, he once broke a nail and used that experience to create music which sold by the millions. JZ was in a similar situation here, so what'd he do? Why he made himself leader of a gang of fake mexicans and took over the streets and sold maruajana to 16 year old chicks, once they got into debt, he'd then use em to frame SantaRPG as a pedo and he got revenge on the one who cost him is initial fortune. Do not mess with the big Z, he's back on the streets after some tuff times spent in a beauty salon and he is now out to make some money. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105900] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Last topic as well all know got modded50 - ErmineValue: 3.4 million AP(awesome Points)Business: Animal FursSee here, you guys were all deceived, for years by ermine. The guy loves animals, that is true, but he also loves their furs, because ermine's one true love is in fact money. Silver Ermine has recently expanded his business to include mink and the young entrepreneur is moving up the ladder. In one of his latest deals ermine exploited his contacts on the black market to acquire stock which had a market value of 12 million dollars. How much did he pay? not a single dime!Dude's been known to go invisible at times and just murder people, a young master criminal dealing in a lucrative venture, Ermine is as awesome as they come. Rumour has it though that he will begin to further expand his operations by including ivory and pearls to his growing business. The man plans to eventually reinvest all his money into livestock as he loves nothing more than the sound of cattle being turned into steaks.49 - Jeff ZeroValue: 3.81millionBusiness: Rapper, gang leaderYo, yo, yo make some noise JZ IS IN DA HOUSE!JZ gonna yo *****, JZ protects his business interests like no other, when he was a street hoodlum, he got shot 9 times, in da face. He survived the ordeal and decided to write songs about the ghetto street life, dude's had it hard all his life. He's white, he was born rich, his parents where superstars and he did crack cocaine for the first time aged 9.He used to be higher up this list with a value of 48 million AP, but the glory years of his hit album JZ: This is my Xenoblade and you can't touch it nananana, I got a game you can't get, operation: rainFAIL. But after a scandalous divorce following an affair with famed gold digger SantaRPG he lost it all.So when he hit the streets Beverley Hills in his Ferrari Enzo, JZ realized he was a nobody, all he had left in the world was a few million APs, some sponsorship deals, a hit TV show on NBC(better than heroes season 2!) and a 12 bedroom house. But life was always tough for JZ, he once broke a nail and used that experience to create music which sold by the millions.JZ was in a similar situation here, so what'd he do? Why he made himself leader of a gang of fake mexicans and took over the streets and sold maruajana to 16 year old chicks, once they got into debt, he'd then use em to frame SantaRPG as a pedo and he got revenge on the one who cost him is initial fortune. Do not mess with the big Z, he's back on the streets after some tuff times spent in a beauty salon and he is now out to make some money. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/18/11 10:13:00 AM #2:	48 - Colegreen Value: 3.93 million AP Business: Shiny Green Stones COLEGREEN, hmmm.....COAL GREEN, hmmm checks wikipedia Coal is a combustible black or brownish-black sedimentary rock normally occurring in rock strata in layers or veins called coal beds or coal seams. ROCK GREEN, hmm Green Rocks, In geology, rock or stone is a naturally occurring solid aggregate of minerals and/or mineraloids. Hmmm, minerals green, minerals, minerals, minerals, AH BUT OF COURSE, Mineral water, green, Green Water, Green Liquid, no wait that's wrong.....got it green packaging! Colegreen has made money selling leafstones to Red13n and gotten a lot of awesome points in the process. 47 - Lefty Value: 4.01million AP Business: Fraud, money laundering Lefty is at heart a very sneaky kinda guy, he's a man who wears a mask in public, hiding away all of his evil intentions. At home however dearest lefty our most beloved user, will actually destroy people's lives through various means. He's an expert hacker, he's hired the services of a famous detective agency to track down any dirt on his enemies. There is no end to the list of ways lefty will ruin you, he's an expert conman and his favourite thing in the world is insurance fraud. Right now, he might be the best in the world at pulling the wool over your eyes and then proceed to crush your budding career. If there's one thing lefty hates in this world, its success. People who enjoy success are a threat to him, nobody is allowed to be better than him and as such, he must beat those pretenders trying to usurp him at the top of the food chain. Now you may be wondering, if lefty is so good, then why is he ranked so low? FOOLS, he is keeping a low profile, away from all of your eyes, if he were right at the top in public people would start to target him and possibly ruin everything he has built up. After a career spanning 43 years, there is no longer anything left for him to accomplish, he's destroyed the careers of Amazing Telephone and Steinershocker, he rigged 2 world series, he caused the enron collapse and he trained the men who created the sub-prime crisis. There is however one thing left he has yet to achieve! Starting today, lefty will try to assassinate a world figure of his choice and make that person immortal. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105901] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 48 - ColegreenValue: 3.93 million APBusiness: Shiny Green StonesCOLEGREEN, hmmm.....COAL GREEN, hmmm checks wikipediaCoal is a combustible black or brownish-black sedimentary rock normally occurring in rock strata in layers or veins called coal beds or coal seams.ROCK GREEN, hmm Green Rocks,In geology, rock or stone is a naturally occurring solid aggregate of minerals and/or mineraloids.Hmmm, minerals green, minerals, minerals, minerals, AH BUT OF COURSE,Mineral water, green, Green Water, Green Liquid, no wait that's wrong.....got it green packaging!Colegreen has made money selling leafstones to Red13n and gotten a lot of awesome points in the process.47 - LeftyValue: 4.01million APBusiness: Fraud, money launderingLefty is at heart a very sneaky kinda guy, he's a man who wears a mask in public, hiding away all of his evil intentions. At home however dearest lefty our most beloved user, will actually destroy people's lives through various means. He's an expert hacker, he's hired the services of a famous detective agency to track down any dirt on his enemies. There is no end to the list of ways lefty will ruin you, he's an expert conman and his favourite thing in the world is insurance fraud.Right now, he might be the best in the world at pulling the wool over your eyes and then proceed to crush your budding career. If there's one thing lefty hates in this world, its success. People who enjoy success are a threat to him, nobody is allowed to be better than him and as such, he must beat those pretenders trying to usurp him at the top of the food chain.Now you may be wondering, if lefty is so good, then why is he ranked so low? FOOLS, he is keeping a low profile, away from all of your eyes, if he were right at the top in public people would start to target him and possibly ruin everything he has built up.After a career spanning 43 years, there is no longer anything left for him to accomplish, he's destroyed the careers of Amazing Telephone and Steinershocker, he rigged 2 world series, he caused the enron collapse and he trained the men who created the sub-prime crisis. There is however one thing left he has yet to achieve!Starting today, lefty will try to assassinate a world figure of his choice and make that person immortal. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/18/11 10:13:00 AM #3:	46 - Leonhart value: 4.64million AP Business: Mad scientist Have you ever wondered why games like Ratchet and Clank have funky weapons? Heck you ever played a video game and just went, why is this a weapon? In a litte known secret, it turns out that every one of those creations came from the mind of one Leonhart, the keyblade? yup, he made that. The Gunblade? Do you realize now why he likes the game so much? Now rumour has it that the genius has actually created these weapons for real and many dictators have offered him millions if not billions to provide these weapons of mass entertainment. Leon responded to these offers with the following: "Heh, I don't wanna" Yes, Leonhart actually stopped World War III twice aleady what a hero. Though as smart as he may be, Leonhart still doesn't realize how rich he is, I mean dude lives in an underground facility somewhere in kansas, though no one has ever found out the location of said facility. No one has ever SEEN leon's face, not even his parents, the man's ridiculously hard to contact and the only person in the world said to have regular contact with him is SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII. 45 - FFD Value: 5.2million AP (17.3 Billion AP) Business: Chairman of the Umbrella Corp Why so low FFD? Its because after being on the receiving end of so many backstabbings, assassination attempts, revolts, mind control attempts and more, FFD realized ** it, I just won't tie the wealth down to me legally. FFD has 289 offshore bank accounts one of which is a swiss account worth 840 million AP on its own. If there ever was anyone jaded with the consequences money has brought upon its this guy, but the world weary zombie fanatic is not done yet. For his projects to be sustainable, FFD needs money and a lot of it, he founded a company not dissimilar to Astrazeneca or GlaxoSmithKline and through aa lot of tax evasion, hedge funding, illegal money laundering and what not he's been able to tunnel enough funds to create his own private army. But why all the secrecy and why this obsession with the undead? Well, think about it, FFD as a child was a great fan of those horror classics, Frankenstein's monster always fascinated him, to the point where he travelled back in time to meet Mary Shelley and discuss what inspired her to create such a being. There are many rumours as to what happened during that particular encounter, but one thing's for sure, FFD came back and invested his massive wealth in the R&D for the undead. The results have so far proved to be, mediocre at worst and a minor success at best, it appears as though FFD is still disatisfied with the progress made, but no one has a clue what his end goal is. One thing's for certain however, his creations beat up Ninjas in a fight awww yeah! -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105902] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 46 - Leonhartvalue: 4.64million APBusiness: Mad scientistHave you ever wondered why games like Ratchet and Clank have funky weapons? Heck you ever played a video game and just went, why is this a weapon?In a litte known secret, it turns out that every one of those creations came from the mind of one Leonhart, the keyblade? yup, he made that. The Gunblade? Do you realize now why he likes the game so much?Now rumour has it that the genius has actually created these weapons for real and many dictators have offered him millions if not billions to provide these weapons of mass entertainment. Leon responded to these offers with the following:"Heh, I don't wanna"Yes, Leonhart actually stopped World War III twice aleady what a hero. Though as smart as he may be, Leonhart still doesn't realize how rich he is, I mean dude lives in an underground facility somewhere in kansas, though no one has ever found out the location of said facility. No one has ever SEEN leon's face, not even his parents, the man's ridiculously hard to contact and the only person in the world said to have regular contact with him is SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII.45 - FFDValue: 5.2million AP (17.3 Billion AP)Business: Chairman of the Umbrella CorpWhy so low FFD?Its because after being on the receiving end of so many backstabbings, assassination attempts, revolts, mind control attempts and more, FFD realized ** it, I just won't tie the wealth down to me legally. FFD has 289 offshore bank accounts one of which is a swiss account worth 840 million AP on its own.If there ever was anyone jaded with the consequences money has brought upon its this guy, but the world weary zombie fanatic is not done yet. For his projects to be sustainable, FFD needs money and a lot of it, he founded a company not dissimilar to Astrazeneca or GlaxoSmithKline and through aa lot of tax evasion, hedge funding, illegal money laundering and what not he's been able to tunnel enough funds to create his own private army.But why all the secrecy and why this obsession with the undead?Well, think about it, FFD as a child was a great fan of those horror classics, Frankenstein's monster always fascinated him, to the point where he travelled back in time to meet Mary Shelley and discuss what inspired her to create such a being. There are many rumours as to what happened during that particular encounter, but one thing's for sure, FFD came back and invested his massive wealth in the R&D for the undead.The results have so far proved to be, mediocre at worst and a minor success at best, it appears as though FFD is still disatisfied with the progress made, but no one has a clue what his end goal is. One thing's for certain however, his creations beat up Ninjas in a fight awww yeah! -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/18/11 10:15:00 AM #4:	44 - Coffee Ninja Value: 5.45million AP Business: Pop Sensation What you thought he'd be in coffee business or maybe a man who deals in the assassination business? Ha, Coffee Ninja is nothing more than party going teenage pop superstar. With hits such as 'Hardcore Candy' and 'Boom Boom Boom', Coffee Ninja is currently one of the world's bestselling artists around town. Now he'd be richer if he wasn't dumb and hired agents and managers who didn't fleece him for all he's worth and the addiction to Rolex watches certainly doesn't help. You will always see him on the cover of Vanity Fair or Elle magazine sporting 42 of the lovely watches. Now Coffee is just about the least smart man on the list, relying on his singing voice more than anything, he's never written any songs, he has no education to speak of, he can't do basic math or even read this writeup. All he's told is sign this or sign that and sing into this mic. How do his employers get around all these problems for TV appearances and various interviews? Simple they use products designed by Leonhart to create exact lookalikes and with the magic of the PR machine owned by Princess Anri, there Coffee appears to be a normal teenage american to most TV audiences. But this thick user's time at the top is probably limited, once he hits 20, boom he gone. The following users well i forgot their writeups so oops. 43 - Zazi 42 - KoolAid 41 - Stingers 40 - ZFS -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105903] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 44 - Coffee NinjaValue: 5.45million APBusiness: Pop SensationWhat you thought he'd be in coffee business or maybe a man who deals in the assassination business? Ha, Coffee Ninja is nothing more than party going teenage pop superstar. With hits such as 'Hardcore Candy' and 'Boom Boom Boom', Coffee Ninja is currently one of the world's bestselling artists around town.Now he'd be richer if he wasn't dumb and hired agents and managers who didn't fleece him for all he's worth and the addiction to Rolex watches certainly doesn't help. You will always see him on the cover of Vanity Fair or Elle magazine sporting 42 of the lovely watches. Now Coffee is just about the least smart man on the list, relying on his singing voice more than anything, he's never written any songs, he has no education to speak of, he can't do basic math or even read this writeup. All he's told is sign this or sign that and sing into this mic. How do his employers get around all these problems for TV appearances and various interviews? Simple they use products designed by Leonhart to create exact lookalikes and with the magic of the PR machine owned by Princess Anri, there Coffee appears to be a normal teenage american to most TV audiences.But this thick user's time at the top is probably limited, once he hits 20, boom he gone.The following users well i forgot their writeups so oops.43 - Zazi42 - KoolAid41 - Stingers40 - ZFS -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingButz 07/18/11 11:27:00 AM #5:	why did the old topic get modded? -- My Japanese alter-ego. Hey all this is Bartz btw. <cite>KingButz posted [p:105904] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> why did the old topic get modded? -- My Japanese alter-ego.Hey all this is Bartz btw. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SHINE GET 64 07/18/11 11:31:00 AM #6:	'oops' -- http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2315/c533d66088f170008eeb6b6.jpg http://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png <cite>SHINE GET 64 posted [p:105905] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 'oops' -- http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2315/c533d66088f170008eeb6b6.jpghttp://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZFS 07/18/11 11:37:00 AM #7:	what business did i run -- Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. <cite>ZFS posted [p:105906] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> what business did i run -- Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/18/11 11:45:00 AM #8:	I have a Ferrari Enzo and dope the s* up using Santa as my scapegoat My bodyguard Vincenzo knows the ropes from here to Pennsylvania, end-quote -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:105907] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> I have a Ferrari Enzo and dope the s* up using Santa as my scapegoatMy bodyguard Vincenzo knows the ropes from here to Pennsylvania, end-quote -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/18/11 11:51:00 AM #9:	ZFS was a Formula one superstar driver. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105908] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> ZFS was a Formula one superstar driver. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZFS 07/18/11 12:23:00 PM #10:	i approve -- Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. <cite>ZFS posted [p:105909] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> i approve -- Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 07/18/11 12:34:00 PM #11:	KoolAid's writeup involved the word BLACK every 5 words at most, so it shouldn't be hard to reproduce that one. -- "So cold. I am always by your side." "There ain't no gettin' off of this train we on!" <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:105910] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> KoolAid's writeup involved the word BLACK every 5 words at most, so it shouldn't be hard to reproduce that one. -- "So cold. I am always by your side.""There ain't no gettin' off of this train we on!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/18/11 1:01:00 PM #12:	I think KoolAid would have approved of it. oh and kingbartz, last topic was deleted for being disruptive to the b8 community. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105911] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> I think KoolAid would have approved of it.oh and kingbartz, last topic was deleted for being disruptive to the b8 community. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RayDyn 07/18/11 1:03:00 PM #13:	From: voltch \| Posted: 7/18/2011 4:01:12 PM \| #012 oh and kingbartz, last topic was deleted for being disruptive to the b8 community. Seriously? -- http://img.imgcake.com/raydynoohrahgifaq.gif http://img.imgcake.com/BigBossjpgve.jpg <cite>RayDyn posted [p:105912] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> From: voltch \| Posted: 7/18/2011 4:01:12 PM \| #012oh and kingbartz, last topic was deleted for being disruptive to the b8 community.Seriously? -- http://img.imgcake.com/raydynoohrahgifaq.gifhttp://img.imgcake.com/BigBossjpgve.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/18/11 1:06:00 PM #14:	http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/59733639 Extra detailz -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105913] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/59733639Extra detailz -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Waits 07/18/11 1:13:00 PM #15:	voltch is mr. disruptive -- ICON: FUN FUN FUN FUN <cite>Tom Waits posted [p:105914] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> voltch is mr. disruptive -- ICON:FUN FUN FUN FUN </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/18/11 1:17:00 PM #16:	wonder how much AP i get for that. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105915] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> wonder how much AP i get for that. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HookedOnSonics 07/18/11 2:06:00 PM #17:	I am disrupted by this topic. -- Certified Wigs Alt: Fastest Thing Alive Jaleel White is a king <cite>HookedOnSonics posted [p:105916] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> I am disrupted by this topic. -- Certified Wigs Alt: Fastest Thing AliveJaleel White is a king </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/19/11 10:54:00 AM #18:	well, a new writeup should be popping up soon, wonder where Wigs will end up? -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105917] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> well, a new writeup should be popping up soon, wonder where Wigs will end up? -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the icon ownz all 07/19/11 11:00:00 AM #19:	not on the list -- ICON: I'm pretty serious about chocobos. <cite>the icon ownz all posted [p:105918] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> not on the list -- ICON:I'm pretty serious about chocobos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/19/11 11:03:00 AM #20:	and where will dear icon land? -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105919] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> and where will dear icon land? -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the icon ownz all 07/19/11 11:25:00 AM #21:	#1 or I will have this list deleted for trolling -- ICON: I'm pretty serious about chocobos. <cite>the icon ownz all posted [p:105920] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> #1 or I will have this list deleted for trolling -- ICON:I'm pretty serious about chocobos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Achromatic 07/19/11 11:26:00 AM #22:	From: the icon ownz all \| #021 #1 or I will have this list deleted for trolling I will literally puke. -- Sir Chris http://img.imgcake.com/Chris2pngas.png <cite>Achromatic posted [p:105921] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> From: the icon ownz all \| #021#1 or I will have this list deleted for trollingI will literally puke. -- Sir Chrishttp://img.imgcake.com/Chris2pngas.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FreakinLincoln 07/19/11 11:27:00 AM #23:	Icon is so rich in awesomeness he makes Scrooge McDuck look like **ing Wesley Willis. -- chumbucketeer fills cups like double-Ds. http://img.imgcake.com/chumpngej.png - Art by BIGPUN9999 <cite>FreakinLincoln posted [p:105922] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Icon is so rich in awesomeness he makes Scrooge McDuck look like **ing Wesley Willis. -- chumbucketeer fills cups like double-Ds.http://img.imgcake.com/chumpngej.png - Art by BIGPUN9999 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/19/11 12:47:00 PM #24:	39 - Dr Football Value: 14.6million AP Business: Retired At the grand old age of 68 Dr Football retired in disgrace, he was once one of the world's most powerful men, they called him "The Shark", but after a few years he began to lose his edge, the once vicious, energetic, proactive and fierce competitors out there was no longer on top of things.He began to make mistakes and once they started pilling up, the fortune he had amassed over a period of twenty-four years had dwindled. It's been a while since the old man went out of business for himself, instead he found a new hobby as a booster for his favoured college. As part of a consortium he funded college football, helped in the recruitement process and was always the man behind the scenes. However once an investigation was launched old man football was found out and the poor guy was left with nothing but the pile of money he sleeps on. But how did the NCAA wind up looking into his affairs? Well that's because it wasn't them, Football was setup by a whistleblower, or should I say information broker and who else would have a powerful network other than NGAMER! -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105923] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 39 - Dr FootballValue: 14.6million APBusiness: Retired At the grand old age of 68 Dr Football retired in disgrace, he was once one of the world's most powerful men, they called him "The Shark", but after a few years he began to lose his edge, the once vicious, energetic, proactive and fierce competitors out there was no longer on top of things.He began to make mistakes and once they started pilling up, the fortune he had amassed over a period of twenty-four years had dwindled. It's been a while since the old man went out of business for himself, instead he found a new hobby as a booster for his favoured college. As part of a consortium he funded college football, helped in the recruitement process and was always the man behind the scenes.However once an investigation was launched old man football was found out and the poor guy was left with nothing but the pile of money he sleeps on. But how did the NCAA wind up looking into his affairs? Well that's because it wasn't them, Football was setup by a whistleblower, or should I say information broker and who else would have a powerful network other than NGAMER! -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero 07/19/11 12:54:00 PM #25:	Football getting up there -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" <cite>Jeff Zero posted [p:105924] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Football getting up there -- Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png "Thanks Punny!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayvuir 07/20/11 3:45:00 AM #26:	tag -- http://img.imgcake.com/britpngpu.png <cite>Ayvuir posted [p:105925] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> tag -- http://img.imgcake.com/britpngpu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/21/11 10:37:00 AM #27:	38 - Boko Value: 17.02 million AP Business: Professional Yes man Does your ego need soothing? Do you need to be reassured about your greatness? Do you distrust everyone in the world save for yourself? Well, enter Boko, the world's greatest yes man, he comes in a suit and as long as he's here, you are totally perfect in every way imaginable, Boko's ass kissing skills are pretty much unmatched and his skills is such than he's capable of deluding people into believing that they are the greatest human beings in the world. No motivational speaker has that talent, Boko's craft has been turned into a subtle art. Firstly he presents himself in a suit, brown suit always with brown shoes and a red tie. He looks like any other young exec or corporate lawyer and for the most part he is a quiet man. Most yes men, fail, simply because they make their schmoozing too blatent, great men don't like to be flattered in such a way. But why does boko degrade himself to such a role if he has such talent? Well here lies the genius element of this plan, the man gains the trust of all these powerful men and once they pass away, he will inherit their fortunes, in fact right now he plans on assassinating 14 old men at once to inherit the billions. Obviously he will be hiring lefty for the job. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105926] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 38 - BokoValue: 17.02 million APBusiness: Professional Yes man Does your ego need soothing? Do you need to be reassured about your greatness? Do you distrust everyone in the world save for yourself?Well, enter Boko, the world's greatest yes man, he comes in a suit and as long as he's here, you are totally perfect in every way imaginable, Boko's ass kissing skills are pretty much unmatched and his skills is such than he's capable of deluding people into believing that they are the greatest human beings in the world. No motivational speaker has that talent, Boko's craft has been turned into a subtle art. Firstly he presents himself in a suit, brown suit always with brown shoes and a red tie. He looks like any other young exec or corporate lawyer and for the most part he is a quiet man. Most yes men, fail, simply because they make their schmoozing too blatent, great men don't like to be flattered in such a way. But why does boko degrade himself to such a role if he has such talent?Well here lies the genius element of this plan, the man gains the trust of all these powerful men and once they pass away, he will inherit their fortunes, in fact right now he plans on assassinating 14 old men at once to inherit the billions. Obviously he will be hiring lefty for the job. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 07/21/11 10:56:00 AM #28:	Do you need to get a draft done in a timely fashion? -- My one tangible contribution to LOST fandom and memes: http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7392/lapkatefix.jpg <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:105927] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Do you need to get a draft done in a timely fashion? -- My one tangible contribution to LOST fandom and memes:http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7392/lapkatefix.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/21/11 11:45:00 AM #29:	Wuuuut? -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105928] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Wuuuut? -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KCF0107 07/21/11 12:03:00 PM #30:	*AlecTrevelyan006 posted...* Do you need to get a draft done in a timely fashion? I laughed -- "Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" -Royal "Oh sure, walk to the sun"- Guybrush <cite>KCF0107 posted [p:105929] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> AlecTrevelyan006 posted...Do you need to get a draft done in a timely fashion?I laughed -- "Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" -Royal "Oh sure, walk to the sun"- Guybrush </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/22/11 12:24:00 PM #31:	37 - TheKnightofNee Value: 21.12million AP Business: Football Manager Nee's life story is one hell of a tale, but we don't care about that, just show me the money already. Nee started off as a hockey coach but after going 11-71 in his first season in charge of the red wings they let him go, but w/e he had some compensation $$$ so he didn't care. Hockey never would offer him another job, laughingstock in america and canada, but he didn't give a crap he had a few million already. Nee flew over oversees, saw a game of football being played, saw how simple the sport was decided to take over a struggling team which had lost all hope, made them punch above their weight and within 5 years and no hitches he was manager of Chelsea and won 6 trophies in 8 years and even managed a 96 point season. With a hefty contract Nee's one of the highest paid coaches in the world and has a lot of prestige. When the USA after the retirement of all their good players offer him the job, Nee's response is: heh, nah I'm fine. And so the USA fell down the rankings again, yup yup yup. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105930] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 37 - TheKnightofNeeValue: 21.12million APBusiness: Football ManagerNee's life story is one hell of a tale, but we don't care about that, just show me the money already. Nee started off as a hockey coach but after going 11-71 in his first season in charge of the red wings they let him go, but w/e he had some compensation $$$ so he didn't care. Hockey never would offer him another job, laughingstock in america and canada, but he didn't give a crap he had a few million already. Nee flew over oversees, saw a game of football being played, saw how simple the sport was decided to take over a struggling team which had lost all hope, made them punch above their weight and within 5 years and no hitches he was manager of Chelsea and won 6 trophies in 8 years and even managed a 96 point season. With a hefty contract Nee's one of the highest paid coaches in the world and has a lot of prestige. When the USA after the retirement of all their good players offer him the job, Nee's response is:heh, nah I'm fine. And so the USA fell down the rankings again, yup yup yup. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 07/22/11 12:26:00 PM #32:	did you contest it? How could it have been disruptive? -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:105931] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> did you contest it? How could it have been disruptive? -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/22/11 12:28:00 PM #33:	too many caps/ -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105932] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> too many caps/ -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheKnightOfNee 07/22/11 12:41:00 PM #34:	I can't wait to win the Stanley Cup in football -- ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER. Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi... <cite>TheKnightOfNee posted [p:105933] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> I can't wait to win the Stanley Cup in football -- ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/22/11 12:44:00 PM #35:	in the NHL they're all playing for the Davis Cup -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105934] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> in the NHL they're all playing for the Davis Cup -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/23/11 7:03:00 AM #36:	welp -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105935] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> welp -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-LusterSoldier- 07/23/11 7:24:00 AM #37:	I wonder if I'll be on this list? -- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ \| ~Data Analyst~ Popular at school, but not as cool as BlAcK TuRtLe, Guru Champ! <cite>-LusterSoldier- posted [p:105936] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> I wonder if I'll be on this list? -- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ \| ~Data Analyst~Popular at school, but not as cool as BlAcK TuRtLe, Guru Champ! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/23/11 7:28:00 AM #38:	LUSTER YOU'RE IN JAIL FOR PERJURY! You lied about yo chugging ability. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105937] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> LUSTER YOU'RE IN JAIL FOR PERJURY!You lied about yo chugging ability. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-LusterSoldier- 07/23/11 7:33:00 AM #39:	If I wanted to lie about my chugging ability, I would have been making claims about being able to chug cold and carbonated Mountain Dews in under 10 seconds. I have done none of that. Every single time I've said my chugging results for a cold and carbonated Mountain Dew, it was never lower than 25 seconds. -- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ \| ~Data Analyst~ Popular at school, but not as cool as BlAcK TuRtLe, Guru Champ! <cite>-LusterSoldier- posted [p:105938] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> If I wanted to lie about my chugging ability, I would have been making claims about being able to chug cold and carbonated Mountain Dews in under 10 seconds. I have done none of that. Every single time I've said my chugging results for a cold and carbonated Mountain Dew, it was never lower than 25 seconds. -- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ \| ~Data Analyst~Popular at school, but not as cool as BlAcK TuRtLe, Guru Champ! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/23/11 7:40:00 AM #40:	Your ad campaign was misleading and led customers to sue your company. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105939] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Your ad campaign was misleading and led customers to sue your company. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-LusterSoldier- 07/23/11 7:43:00 AM #41:	You actually think I'm capable of chugging a cold and carbonated Mountain Dew faster than 25 seconds? -- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ \| ~Data Analyst~ Popular at school, but not as cool as BlAcK TuRtLe, Guru Champ! <cite>-LusterSoldier- posted [p:105940] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> You actually think I'm capable of chugging a cold and carbonated Mountain Dew faster than 25 seconds? -- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ \| ~Data Analyst~Popular at school, but not as cool as BlAcK TuRtLe, Guru Champ! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/23/11 7:49:00 AM #42:	Me and Zazi did. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105941] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Me and Zazi did. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-LusterSoldier- 07/23/11 7:50:00 AM #43:	Yes, I know that. But what about me? You never answered my last question. -- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ \| ~Data Analyst~ Popular at school, but not as cool as BlAcK TuRtLe, Guru Champ! <cite>-LusterSoldier- posted [p:105942] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Yes, I know that. But what about me? You never answered my last question. -- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ \| ~Data Analyst~Popular at school, but not as cool as BlAcK TuRtLe, Guru Champ! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chrono1219 07/23/11 7:53:00 AM #44:	Mountain Dew (original) is actually one of the easiest sodas to chug in my experience. 25 seconds should not be too terribly difficult, unless you're like bloated. -- Chrono1219 <cite>Chrono1219 posted [p:105943] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> Mountain Dew (original) is actually one of the easiest sodas to chug in my experience. 25 seconds should not be too terribly difficult, unless you're like bloated. -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/23/11 7:56:00 AM #45:	The luster chugging scandal was literally the biggest thing on the news since the OJ trial. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105944] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> The luster chugging scandal was literally the biggest thing on the news since the OJ trial. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/23/11 3:58:00 PM #46:	36 - Dante Value: 25.79 million AP Business: Fashion designer You thought Ctes was the board's most fashionable superstar? Aww hell no, Dante is and has always been the king of fashion, Givenchy, Yves St Laurent and Christian Dor all worship this man. Dante's fashion has revolutionized the world the clothes you wear today were probably designed by him. Dante simply cannot stand the sight of ugly people and is known to have shot unfashionable people point blank in the face. He will often say affter these shootings: "Red is so not your colour dear". Though while dante is a great designer, he also has some personal demons, this includes an addiction to ginger ale, man can't live without it. He also has an unhealthy habit of spending his money on Sheamus merchandise in the hope that the WWE will finally push him, this never works. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105945] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 36 - DanteValue: 25.79 million APBusiness: Fashion designer You thought Ctes was the board's most fashionable superstar?Aww hell no, Dante is and has always been the king of fashion, Givenchy, Yves St Laurent and Christian Dor all worship this man. Dante's fashion has revolutionized the world the clothes you wear today were probably designed by him. Dante simply cannot stand the sight of ugly people and is known to have shot unfashionable people point blank in the face. He will often say affter these shootings: "Red is so not your colour dear".Though while dante is a great designer, he also has some personal demons, this includes an addiction to ginger ale, man can't live without it. He also has an unhealthy habit of spending his money on Sheamus merchandise in the hope that the WWE will finally push him, this never works. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/24/11 9:34:00 AM #47:	35 - Red13n Value: 28.22 million AP Business: Jeweller Now as previously stated, Red13n likes to buy stones, leafstones, thunderstones, waterstones, moonstones the whole lot. But this is simply the hobby of a man who sells precious things for a living. Red13n can do everything in the business he can cut, he can design, create and more with meticulous detail. Smooth hands! But that's not all red13n is also in fact an agent of cthluhu sent here to planet earth by deep space 9 aliens to conquer the world and fill it with peanuts. Yes, the man has superpowers he is the man who has the tickets to that thing, but the tickets are now diamonds and he's on a horse. He is in fact not living on earth, but is a resident of equestria but he somehow rides on a horse named shadowfax. Red13n killed a balrog aged 13. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105946] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> 35 - Red13nValue: 28.22 million APBusiness: JewellerNow as previously stated, Red13n likes to buy stones, leafstones, thunderstones, waterstones, moonstones the whole lot. But this is simply the hobby of a man who sells precious things for a living. Red13n can do everything in the business he can cut, he can design, create and more with meticulous detail. Smooth hands!But that's not all red13n is also in fact an agent of cthluhu sent here to planet earth by deep space 9 aliens to conquer the world and fill it with peanuts. Yes, the man has superpowers he is the man who has the tickets to that thing, but the tickets are now diamonds and he's on a horse. He is in fact not living on earth, but is a resident of equestria but he somehow rides on a horse named shadowfax. Red13n killed a balrog aged 13. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aecioo 07/24/11 11:01:00 AM #48:	i knew you lied to me voltch -- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ <cite>Aecioo posted [p:105947] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> i knew you lied to me voltch -- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gifhttp://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/24/11 12:11:00 PM #49:	maybe i promoted you. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105948] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> maybe i promoted you. -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voltch 07/25/11 12:02:00 PM #50:	KleenexTissue Value: 33.33million AP Business: Forgery REMAKE, a word thatt has always fascinated Kleenex, he always wondered why there was such an emphasis on trying to be unique. At a very early stage in his life, KT proved he could mimick people's voices, he also had the uncanny ability to disguise himself almost perfectly as someone else. But his real talent was basically his ability to create with his own hands exact copies of anything he carefully studied. He started out with passports, then moved up in the word and started counterfeiting bills and then started copying painting down to the exact detail. However there IS one thing Gylgamesh cannot remake and that is FFVII. While his abilities allow him to recreate anything that has already been made, how can he copy something that does not exist? WHICH IS WHY HE'S UNDERGOING TRAINING FROM HELL IN THE HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER! DRAGON DRAGON! ROCK THE DRAGON! DRAGONBALL ZEEEEEE! Training under the tutelage of master Miyamoto Roundhard Kleenex is currently trying to power up himself and reach a new level, once he attains the SUPER MEGA HYPER ULTRA GIGA DYNAMITE OMEGA ICE CREAM BULL RUSH status he'll finally be able to transcend his powers and reach a stage never before seen. FFVII REMAKE's existence depends on how successful Kleenex's training goes, WISH HIM LUCK GUYS! -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess <cite>voltch posted [p:105949] in The top 50... [t:59765391]...</cite> <quote> KleenexTissueValue: 33.33million APBusiness: ForgeryREMAKE, a word thatt has always fascinated Kleenex, he always wondered why there was such an emphasis on trying to be unique. At a very early stage in his life, KT proved he could mimick people's voices, he also had the uncanny ability to disguise himself almost perfectly as someone else. But his real talent was basically his ability to create with his own hands exact copies of anything he carefully studied. He started out with passports, then moved up in the word and started counterfeiting bills and then started copying painting down to the exact detail. However there IS one thing Gylgamesh cannot remake and that is FFVII. While his abilities allow him to recreate anything that has already been made, how can he copy something that does not exist? WHICH IS WHY HE'S UNDERGOING TRAINING FROM HELL IN THE HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER!DRAGON DRAGON! ROCK THE DRAGON! DRAGONBALL ZEEEEEE!Training under the tutelage of master Miyamoto Roundhard Kleenex is currently trying to power up himself and reach a new level, once he attains the SUPER MEGA HYPER ULTRA GIGA DYNAMITE OMEGA ICE CREAM BULL RUSH status he'll finally be able to transcend his powers and reach a stage never before seen. FFVII REMAKE's existence depends on how successful Kleenex's training goes, WISH HIM LUCK GUYS! -- Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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