Welcome to Season 4 of Board 8 Baseball! Approaching the halfway point of the season, everybody still has a solid shot at making the playoffs. Will the Manny Ramirezes defend their World Series title, or will a new challenger prevail?
~~~How it works~~~ -There will be 6 games per "week" (1 per team, no days off) for 16 weeks. Note, weeks are not necessarily corresponding to real weeks. Videos of the games will be posted, followed by box scores.
-You can change your roster at any time between games as long as you post in this topic, email me at [email protected], IM me, or in some other way let me know. You can switch up your rotation, change your lineup, add or drop players, etc
-TRADING is welcome until the deadline after Week 12. Trades may be overturned by a 50% veto vote.
-You can add/drop any of your players at any time until the FREE AGENT DEADLINE before Week 15. However, if you drop a player, you can not pick them up until your team has played two more games. So if you dump somebody after Week 5, you can't pick them up again until before Week 8.
-Playoff structure will be top 4 teams per division. One-game playoffs will decide any ties that determine a playoff berth.
-There will be an All Star Game, with players voted on by fans/managers/whatever.
-EACH WEEK we will pick TWO WEEKLY MVPs. One pitcher, one position player. You can vote for your own players.
-INJURIES: If a player is injured in a game, he will be out 4 games. As in he misses the 4 games AFTER their injury. If injured in Week 5, the player can not be activated until before Week 10.
-Commentators wanted! Just let me know if you'd like to commentate at any poitn.
-Roster updates are due each Tuesday at 9 PM EST.
That should be all. If you have any other questions, please ask, and they will hopefully be promptly answered.
In case you did not see it in the last topic, I have a new change to my lineup against RHPs with Ethier out
1. E. Andrus (SS) 2. B. Phillips (2B) 3. C. Gonzalez (LF) 4. A. LaRoche (1B) 5. M. Wieters (C) 6. A. Jones (RF) 7. C. McGehee (DH) 8. P. Polanco (3B) 9. B. Upton (CF)
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"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" -Royal "Oh sure, walk to the sun"- Guybrush
I just need to send them out and do commentary. Depending on schedules, a few days?
Sorry that it's takin g so long these days, I've had barely any time outside of work and other obligations. Hopefully it'll go faster come LCS but we'll find out...
AlecTrevelyan006 posted... I just need to send them out and do commentary. Depending on schedules, a few days?
Sorry that it's takin g so long these days, I've had barely any time outside of work and other obligations. Hopefully it'll go faster come LCS but we'll find out...
There's no reason to be sorry, I'm Just wondering, Not trying to rush you, since I dont know if I'd ever take the time that you have to do this :P ---
Failed to capitalize on so many good innings.. I was just praying we didn't f*** up on defense too. Great game from Kershaw. Sucks that Ortiz is out. Umm.. Try Raul Ibanez in his place I guess and move him back to 7th in the lineup.
So...
1st in season 1.. 2nd in season 2... 5-8th in season 3.. but top 4 guaranteed this season. My boys are back on track for excellence. Anybody else made the LCS 3 times?
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http://www.last.fm/user/VinnyMendoza "This is all we have... when we die.."
GAME 1 - GHH - 6 @ SS - 2 WP: T. Lincecum LP: A. Wainwright HR: K. Morales (409)
SONIC SLUGGERS SS C. Figgins: 0/4, 2 K, SH C B. McCann: 0/4, R, BB, 2 K, DH K. Morales: 2/5, R, 2 H, HR, 2 RBI, K 1B M. Teixeira: 3/5, 2 R, 2 2B LF M. Ordonez: 2/3, RBI, BB, SF CF D. Young: 3/5, R, 2B, RBI, K RF L. Berkman: 1/5, 2B, RBI, K 2B A. Hill: 0/4, BB, K 3B A. Ramirez: 2/2, R, RBI, 2 BB
2B: M. Teixeira 2, D. Young, L. Berkman HR: K. Morales RBI: K. Morales 2, A. Ramirez, M. Ordonez, D. Young, L. Berkman SF: M. Ordonez SH: C. Figgins
MEGATRON MASHERS CF H. Pence: 1/4, 3B SS H. Ramirez: 1/4, R 2B I. Kinsler: 1/4, 2B, RBI 1B C. Pena: 1/3, R, 2B, BB LF J. Upton: 1/4 3B P. Alvarez: 0/3, RBI, SF RF J. Drew: 1/4 DH D. Stubbs: 0/3, K C V. Martinez: 0/3
2B: C. Pena, I. Kinsler 3B: H. Pence RBI: P. Alvarez, I. Kinsler SF: P. Alvarez
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CHAOS CONTROLLERS T. Lincecum (W): 8.0 IP, 6H, 2R, 2ER, 1BB, 1K, 0HR, 2.25 ERA, 0.875 WHIP J. Nathan: 1.0 IP, ZERO ALL
GAME 2 - GHH - 8 @ SS - 2 WP: R.A. Dickey LP: J. Verlander HR: H. Pence (367), M. Ordonez 2 (439, 446), B. McCann (409)
CREAM CRUSHERS SS C. Figgins: 2/5 2 R, SB C B. McCann: 2/5, R, HR, 4 RBI DH K. Morales: 2/5 1B M. Teixeira: 1/5 LF M. Ordonez: 3/5, 2 R, 2 HR, 3 RBI CF D. Young: 0/4, 3 K 3B A. Ramirez: 1/4, R, 2B, K RF L. Berkman: 1/3, R, 2B, BB 2B A. Hill: 0/4, R, K
2B: A. Ramirez, L. Berkman HR: M. Ordonez 2, B. McCann RBI: M. Ordonez 3, B. McCann 4 SB: C. Figgins
JAZZ JAMMERS CF H. Pence: 1/5, R, HR, RBI, K SS H. Ramirez: 0/3, BB, K, E 2B I. Kinsler: 3/4, R, 2B, E 1B C. Pena: 2/4, 2B LF J. Upton: 0/2, 2 BB 3B P. Alvarez: 0/3, RBI, K, SF RF J. Drew: 0/4 DH D. Stubbs (1-8): 1/2, BB, K C V. Martinez: 1/4 DH P. Sandoval (9): 0/1, K
2B: I. Kinsler, C. Pena HR: H. Pence RBI: H. Pence, P. Alvarez SF: P. Alvarez E: I. Kinsler, H. Ramirez
GAME 3 - SS - 6 @ GHH - 2 WP: B. Arroyo LP: U. Jimenez HR: I. Kinsler (375), H. Pence (437), H. Ramirez (452), B. McCann (392), M. Ordonez (n/a)
FOR THE QUEEN! CF H. Pence: 1/4, 2 R, HR, 3 RBI, BB SS H. Ramirez: 2/5, R, 2B, HR, RBI, E 2B I. Kinsler: 2/5, R, HR, 2 RBI 1B C. Pena: 1/4, 2B, 2 K LF J. Upton: 1/3, BB 3B P. Alvarez: 0/3, BB RF J. Drew: 1/4, R, CS DH D. Stubbs: 0/3, BB C V. Martinez: 1/3, R, BB
2B: C. Pena, H. Ramirez HR: I. Kinsler, H. Pence, H. Ramirez RBI: I. Kinsler 2, H. Pence 3, H. Ramirez E: H. Ramirez CS: J. Drew
YOU'RE TOO SLOW! SS C. Figgins: 1/4 C B. McCann: 1/3, R, HR, RBI, BB DH K. Morales: 0/3, BB, K, SB 1B M. Teixeira: 1/4 LF M. Ordonez: 1/4, R, HR, RBI CF D. Young: 0/4, K RF N. Markakis: 0/4 3B A. Ramirez: 1/3 2B A. Hill: 0/2, BB, 2 K
HR: B. McCann, M. Ordonez RBI: B. McCann, M. Ordonez SB: K. Morales
GAME 4 - SS - 7 @ GHH - 0 WP: A. Wainwright LP: T. Lincecum HR: H. Ramirez (356, 350), P. Alvarez (391)
YOU'VE GO THE TOUCH! CF H. Pence: 0/4, R, BB, K SS H. Ramirez: 3/5, 2 R, 2 HR, 4 RBI 2B I. Kinsler: 1/4, BB 1B C. Pena: 2/5, R, K LF J. Upton: 0/4, R, 2B 3B P. Alvarez: 1/3, R, HR, 3 RBI, BB RF J. Drew: 0/4, K DH D. Stubbs: 2/4, R, 2B, 3B, 2 K C V. Martinez: 0/4, K
2B: J. Upton, D. Stubbs 3B: D. Stubbs HR: H. Ramirez 2, P. Alvarez RBI: H. Ramirez 4, P. Alvarez 3
ESCAPE FROM THE CITY! SS C. Figgins: 0/4 C B. McCann: 1/4, 2B, K DH K. Morales: 0/3, BB, 2 K 1B M. Teixeira: 2/4, 2B LF M. Ordonez: 0/4 CF D. Young: 1/4, K, E RF N. Markakis: 0/3, K 3B A. Ramirez: 1/3 2B A. Hill: 0/3, K
2B: B. McCann, M. Teixeira E: D. Young
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YOU'VE GOT THE POWEEEEEEEER A. Wainwright (W): 9.0 IP, 5H, 0R, 0ER, 1BB, 6K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 0.667 WHIP
SONIC BOOM, SONIC BOOM, SONIC BOOM T. Lincecum (L): 3.2 IP, 4H, 5R, 5ER, 2BB, 2K, 2HR, 12.27 ERA, 1.636 WHIP J. Lester: 5.1 IP, 5H, 2R, 2ER, 1BB, 4K, 1HR, 3.38 ERA, 1.125 WHIP
GAME 5 - GHH - 5 @ SS - 2 WP: R. Dickey LP: J. Verlander HR: D. Young (346, 339), N. Green (393)
FREEDOM FIGHTERS 2B C. Figgins: 0/5, K C B. McCann: 2/4, R, BB, K SS M. Young: 3/5, R, 2B, 3B, 2 RBI, K DH K. Morales: 0/2, 3 BB, K LF M. Ordonez: 2/4, BB 1B M. Teixeira: 2/4, 2B, RBI, K, SF CF D. Young: 2/5, 2 R, 2 HR, 2 RBI, 2 K RF L. Berkman: 1/5, K 3B A. Ramirez: 1/5, R, K
2B: M. Young, M. Teixeira 3B: M. Young HR: D. Young 2 RBI: D. Young 2, M. Young 2, M. Teixeira SF: M. Teixeira
MAXIMALS, MAXIMIZE LF J. Upton: 1/4, RBI CF H. Pence: 0/3, BB, K SS H. Ramirez: 0/4 1B C. Pena: 1/4, 2 K RF J. Drew: 1/4 DH D. Stubbs: 1/4, K C V. Martinez: 1/3, R, BB 3B N. Green (1-9): 0/2, BB 3B P. Alvarez (9): 1/1, R, HR, RBI 2B I. Kinsler (1-9): 0/3 2B A. Lind (9): 0/1, K
THIS WAS AN ERROR?! 4-2-1:25 - D. Young off J. Upton, didn't count for a hit o_O - Yet, Lincecum still got it counted for an ER in Alvarez's home run?
WEB GEMS 1-1-2:30 (1&4): A. Ramirez off H. Pence 1-1-3:10 (1&6): L. Berkman off I. Kinsler 1-1-5:10 (2&3): J. Drew off A. Hill 1-1-7:55 (2&6): A. Ramirez off D. Stubbs 1-2-2:27 (4&1): J. Drew off Ordonez 1-3-2:07 (5&3): Pence to Martinez off D. Young 1-4-3:40 (8&5): Ordonez off V. Martinez
2-1-0:55 (1&1): J. Drew off B. McCann 2-1-5:58 (1&4/5): Hill-Figgins-Teixeira DP off C. Pena 2-2-0:12 (2&4): A. Hill off J. Drew 2-3-6:42 (6&4): Berkman off Alvarez 2-4-1:50 (8&2): H. Ramirez to C. Pena off Hill 2-4-2:40 (8&4): Hill off Kinsler
3-2-1:54 (4&2): Jimenez off Pena 3-2-3:45 (4&5): Pence off D. Young 3-3-0:00 (6&1): Markakis off H. Ramirez 3-3-3:12 (6&4/5): H.Ramirez-Kinsler-Pena DP off Ordonez 3-3-8:22 (7&4): Arroyo to Pena off Markakis 3-4-1:25 (8&5): Alvarez off Morales 3-4-6:05 (9&5): J. Drew off D. Young
4-1-2:40 (1&5): Kinsler off Morales 4-1-3:00 (1&6): Pence off Teixeira 4-2-2:03 (4&1): Teixeira off Drew 4-2-5:01 (4&5): Wainwright to Pena off Ordonez 4-2-5:48 (5&1): D. Young off H. Ramirez 4-2-10:35 (6&1): A. Hill off P. Alvarez 4-3-7:45 (8&1): Ordonez off Upton 4-3-8:08 (8&2): Teixeira to Hill off Alvarez
5-1-7:46 (2&6): D. Young off N. Green 5-2-3:50 (4&3): Pence off Figgins 5-2-5:18 (4&6): Figgins to Teixeira off Dickey off V. Martinez 5-2-6:08 (5&2): J. Drew off M. Young 5-2-8:35 (5&5): Teixeira off Kinsler 5-3-1:20 (6&4): A. Ramirez off H. Pence
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“So we’ve cornered Andy and Kyle in the Swarts stairwell and then this guy comes out of NO WHERE like ****ing Batman or something.” ; ExTha is the man
New leadoff hitter. Michael Young back in the order really gives me a lot more flexibility for my lineup. Also, Aramis Ramirez quietly hit safely in every game, so I got a bit more confidence in him now making the lineup a bit better all the way up and down. Lets get em, boys.
Lineup vs RHP
1. CF D Young 2. C McCann 3. SS M Young 4. DH Morales 5. LF Ordonez 6. 1B Teixeira 7. 3B Ramirez 8. RF Berkman 9. 2B Figgins
Lineup vs LHP
1. LF D Young 2. CF Victorino 3. SS M Young 4. DH Morales 5. RF Ordonez 6. 1B Teixeira 7. 3B Ramirez 8. C McCann 9. 2B Hill
Probables: Game 1: Tim Lincecum Game 2: RA Dickey Game 3: Jon Lester
Bullpen remains the same besides Ubaldo slotting in as long man.
KLDS Series: Bearorists of San Marino vs. Tulsa Drillers
GAME 1 - SM - 0 @ TUL - 2 WP: D. Haren LP: C. Sabathia
BEARORIST BASHERS 2B B. Phillips: 0/4, 2 K LF C. Gonzalez: 2/2, 2 BB RF A. Ethier: 0/4, K 1B A. LaRoche: 1/4, K CF B. Upton: 0/4, K 3B P. Polanco: 0/4, K, E DH C. McGehee: 2/3 SS E. Andrus: 0/2, BB, SB C M. Wieters: 0/3
SB: E. Andrus E: P. Polanco, Sabathia
DRILLER DRIVERS CF I. Suzuki: 2/4, R, 3B LF M. Byrd: 0/4, K 1B J. Votto: 1/4, R, 2B, K RF J. Werth: 0/2, 2 BB SS A. Ramirez: 2/3, 2 RBI, BB, K 3B C. Blake: 0/4, 2 K DH Kosuke F.: 1/3, 2 K C B. Molina: 0/3, 2 K 2B O. Infante: 0/2, BB
2B: J. Votto 3B: I. Suzuki RBI: A. Ramirez 2
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SAN MARINO SLINGERS C.C. Sabathia (L): 7.2 IP, 6H, 2R, 2ER, 4BB, 9K, 0HR, 1E, 2.35 ERA, 1.304 WHIP T. Saito: 0.1 IP, ZERO ALL
TULSA TOSSERS D. Haren (W): 9.0 IP, 5H, 0R, 0ER, 3BB, 6K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 0.889 WHIP
GAME 2 - SM - 1 @ TUL - 0 WP: M. Cain LP: C. Lewis Sv: J. Soria
URSARING UMPIRE-SLAYERS SS E. Andrus: 0/3, BB, K 2B B. Phillips: 1/4 LF C. Gonzalez: 0/2, R, 2 BB 1B A. LaRoche: 0/3, BB DH C. McGehee: 1/4, RBI RF A. Ethier: 1/3, BB C M. Wieters: 0/4 3B P. Polanco: 0/4, K CF B. Upton: 0/3, BB, K
RBI: C. McGehee
SANDSLASH SCORE-USURPERS CF I. Suzuki: 0/4 LF M. Byrd: 2/4 1B J. Votto: 0/2, 2 BB RF J. Werth: 0/4, 2 K SS A. Ramirez: 1/4, 2B, 2 K 3B C. Blake: 2/4 DH Kosuke F.: 1/4 C B. Molina (1-9): 0/3, 2 K 2B O. Infante: 0/3, K C J. Buck (9): 0/1, K
GAME 3 - TUL - 1 @ SM - 5 WP: F. Hernandez LP: C. Hamels HR: B. Phillips (360), C. Gonzalez (374)
DRILL BABY DRILL CF I. Suzuki: 1/4 LF M. Byrd: 0/4 1B J. Votto: 1/3, R, 2B, BB, K RF J. Werth: 1/4, RBI, 3 K SS A. Ramirez: 1/4, K 3B C. Blake: 0/3, BB, 2 K DH Kosuke F.: 0/3 C B. Molina: 1/3, 2B 2B O. Infante: 0/2, SH
2B: B. Molina, J. Votto RBI: J. Werth SH: O. Infante
GODLESS KILLING MACHINES LF S. Podsednik: 0/4, K 2B B. Phillips: 2/4, 2 R, HR, RBI, 2 K CF C. Gonzalez: 2/4, 2 R, 3B, HR, 2 RBI, K 1B C. Lee: 1/4 RF C. Hart: 2/4, RBI, K DH C. McGehee: 0/4, 3 K 3B P. Polanco: 1/4, R, 2B, 2 K SS E. Andrus: 2/3, RBI C M. Wieters: 1/3
2B: P. Polanco 3B: C. Gonzalez HR: B. Phillips, C. Gonzalez RBI: B. Phillips, C. Gonzalez 2, E. Andrus, C. Hart
*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* EVERYONE WHO ISN'T DR. FOOTBALL WATCH THIS AMAZING GAME HOPEFULLY WITH LASERS SOMEHOW *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
GAME 4 - TUL - 4 @ SM - 5, in 12 WP: J. Soria LP: N. Feliz HR: B. Phillips (412), M. Byrd (384, 365), C. Blake (365), B. Molina (416) INJ: D. Haren (1-2:32), A. Ethier (1-6:00)
TULSA TUSCALOOSA CF I. Suzuki: 1/6, 2 K LF M. Byrd: 3/5, 2 R, 2 HR, 2 RBI 1B J. Votto: 3/5, 2B RF J. Werth: 0/4, BB, 2 K SS A. Ramirez: 0/4, BB, K 3B C. Blake: 1/5, R, HR, RBI DH Kosuke F.: 1/5, K C B. Molina: 1/4, R, HR, RBI, BB 2B O. Infante: 0/5
2B: J. Votto HR: M. Byrd 2, C. Blake, B. Molina RBI: M. Byrd 2, C. Blake, B. Molina E: C. Blake - Game didn't count it
SURPRISE RKOS SS E. Andrus: 1/5, RBI, K, SF 2B B. Phillips: 1/6, R, HR, RBI, 2 K LF C. Gonzalez: 2/2, 2 R, 4 BB 1B A. LaRoche: 1/6, 2 K DH C. McGehee: 1/5, BB RF A. Ethier (1-2): 0/0, BB C M. Wieters: 3/6, 2 RBI 3B P. Polanco: 1/5, R, K CF B. Upton (1-7): 0/2 RF A. Jones (2-12): 1/4, R, BB, 2 K CF C. Hart (7-12): 1/3, RBI
HR: B. Phillips RBI: B. Phillips, C. Hart, E. Andrus, M. Wieters SF: E. Andrus C. Hart shouldn't be given a hit nor an RBI =P
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THE DRILL OF KNOWLEDGE D. Haren: 0.2 IP, ZERO ALL F. Francisco: 6.1 IP, 7H, 3R, 3ER, 3BB, 3K, 1HR, 4.26 ERA, 1.579 WHIP N. Feliz (L): 4.0 IP, 3H, 2R, 2ER, 4BB, 5K, 0HR, 4.50 ERA, 1.750 WHIP M. Rivera: 0.2 IP, 2H, 0R, 0ER, 0BB, 0K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 3.000 WHIP
THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT C.C. Sabathia: 8.0 IP, 7H, 4R, 4ER, 3BB, 4K, 4HR, 4.50 ERA, 1.250 WHIP J. Soria (W): 4.0 IP, 3H, 0R, 0ER, 0BB, 2K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 0.750 WHIP
IBB: J. Werth IBB: C. Gonzalez 4
The San Marino Colors? Cake. Yellow vanilla Cake, chocolate frosting, white icing
THIS GUY SHOULD BE FIRED 2-3, 9:00-9:15 - Alexei Ramirez 4-3, 5:15-5:35 - Casey Blake 4-5, 5:40-6:15 - Mariano Rivera
WEB GEMS 1-1-1:11 (1&2/3): Ramirez-Infante-Votto DP off Ethier 1-1-2:08 (1&4): Sabathia off Suzuki 1-2-2:30 (4&3): C. Blake off P. Polanco 1-2-3:10 (4&4/5): Phillips-Andrus-LaRoche DP off Werth
2-1-3:38 (1&4): Phillips to LaRoche off Suzuki 2-2-6:40 (5&3): Byrd off B. Upton 2-2-8:00 (5&6): B. Upton off Infante 2-2-9:04 (6&2): Blake to Votto off Lewis off Phillips 2-3-2:33 (7&1): M. Byrd off M. Wieters 2-3-2:58 (7&2): Infante to Votto off Polanco
3-1-1:40 (1&2/3): Andrus-Phillips-C.Lee DP off Votto 3-1-8:55 (3&2): Podsednik off Infante 3-2-3:10 (5&1): Gonzalez off A. Ramirez 3-2-5:10 (5&5/6): Infante-Ramirez-Votto DP off Podesednik 3-3-1:35 (7&4): Suzuki off McGehee
4-1-1:05 (1&2/3): E. Andrus DP off J. Votto 4-1-2:32 (1&5): Infante off Haren off Phillips 4-1-4:25 (2&3): Polanco to LaRoche off Blake 4-1-6:00 (2&5): Infante to Ramirez off Francisco off Wieters 4-2-3:50 (4&3): Polanco off A. Ramirez 4-2-7:05 (5&3): B. Upton off Suzuki 4-3-0:00 (6&2/3): Polanco-Phillips-LaRoche DP off Blake 4-3-0:54 (6&4): Byrd off LaRoche 4-3-5:50 (7&4): Suzuki off Andrus 4-5-2:57 (12&1): LaRoche off Molina 4-5-4:25 (12&4): Byrd off Laroche
I am so disappointed the third DMG/WW game doesn't have commentary.
The fifth inning NEEDS five straight minutes of ExTha laughing his ass off.
EDIT: Oh my god. OH MY GOD! If there was any game in the LDS that needed commentary... it would be the last game of SM/TUL. BUT if there wasa second game that needed commentary, DMG/WW Game 3. Holy crap! (just hit bottom of the eighth)
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"Because they don't want to reason about what they consider a masterpiece and be hurt when they realize it was all useless." - Umineko on Lost
BLDS Series: Wonder Weasels vs. Darunia Mountain Gorons
GAME 1 - WW - 6 @ DMG - 8 WP: M. Capps LP: S. Romo Sv: A. Bailey HR: D. Pedroia (396 GS), N. Cruz (363), H. Matsui (415), L. Scott (403)
I AM WEASEL SS D. Jeter: 1/5 3B R. Zimmerman: 0/4, R, BB 1B A. Pujols: 0/2, 2 R, 3 BB LF H. Matsui: 2/4, 2 R, HR, 3 RBI, BB CF C. Granderson: 3/5, K C M. Napoli: 3/4, R, BB DH V. Guerrero: 1/5, 2 RBI 2B D. Uggla: 0/4 RF J. Bautista: 1/4, RBI
HR: H. Matsui RBI: V. Guerrero 2, J. Bautista, H. Matsui 3
I R GORON 2B D. Pedroia: 2/5, R, 3B, HR, 4 RBI, 2 K 3B A. Rodriguez: 3/4, R, 2B, RBI, BB 1B M. Cabrera: 0/4, BB, 2 K DH D. Ortiz: 1/5, RBI, 2 K RF N. Cruz: 1/4, R, RBI CF C. Beltran: 0/4, K LF L. Scott: 2/3, 2 R, HR, RBI, BB C G. Soto: 3/4, 2 R, K SS S. Drew: 1/3, R, BB, K
2B: A. Rodriguez 3B: D. Pedroia HR: D. Pedroia, N. Cruz, L. Scott RBI: D. Pedroia 4, D. Ortiz, N. Cruz, L. Scott, A. Rodriguez
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WHAT'S IN A WONDER BALL? J. Sanchez: 1.2 IP, 5H, 5R, 5ER, 2BB, 3K, 1HR, 27.00 ERA, 4.200 WHIP S. Romo (L): 6.0 IP, 8H, 3R, 3ER, 2BB, 5K, 2HR, 4.50 ERA, 1.667 WHIP J. Venters: 0.1 IP, 0H, 0R, 0ER, 0BB, 1K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 0.000 WHIP
PLAY THAT FUNKY SARIA'S SONG T. Hanson: 7.0 IP, 10H, 6R, 6ER, 3BB, 2K, 1HR, 7.71 ERA, 1.857 WHIP M. Capps: 1.0 IP, 1H, 0R, 0ER, 0BB, 0K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 1.000 WHIP A. Bailey: 1.0 IP, 0R, 0ER, 3BB, 0H, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 3.000 WHIP
GAME 2 - WW - 7 @ DMG - 6 WP: R. Oswalt LP: C. Kershaw Sv: R. Soriano HR: H. Matsui (355), S. Drew (374), D. Uggla (429)
WEASELS WOBBLE SS D. Jeter: 0/5, 2 K 3B R. Zimmerman: 2/4, R, BB 1B A. Pujols: 1/4, R, BB, 2 K, E LF H. Matsui: 2/3, 2 R, 2B, HR, 3 RBI, 2 BB CF C. Granderson: 2/5, R, 3B, RBI, K C M. Napoli: 1/4, R, BB, K DH V. Guerrero: 1/3, 2 BB 2B D. Uggla: 1/4, R, HR, 3 RBI, BB, K RF J. Bautista: 0/4, K
2B: H. Matsui 3B C. Granderson HR: H. Matsui, D. Uggla RBI: H. Matsui 3, C. Granderson , D. Uggla 3 E: A. Pujols
I WANT TO ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT 2B D. Pedroia: 1/4, RBI, 2 K, SF 3B A. Rodriguez: 1/4, BB, 2 K 1B M. Cabrera: 2/4, BB DH D. Ortiz: 0/4, BB, K RF N. Cruz: 0/4, R, BB, K CF C. Beltran: 1/5, R, 2 K LF L. Scott: 1/3, 2 R, RBI, BB C G. Soto: 1/4, R, 2 RBI, K SS S. Drew (1-8): 3/3, R, 3B, HR, 2 RBI SS C. Guillen (8-9): 0/1
3B: S. Drew HR: S. Drew RBI: S. Drew 2, L. Scott, G. Soto 2, D. Pedroia SF: D. Pedroia
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BUT THEY DON'T FALL DOWN R. Oswalt (W): 7.0 IP, 6H, 3R, 3ER, 5BB, 7K, 1HR, 3.86 ERA, 1.571 L. Gregerson: 0.0 IP, 3H, 3R, 3ER, 0BB, 0K, 0HR, #INF, #INF J. Venters: 0.2 IP, ZERO ALL C. Perez: 0.1 IP, 1H, 0R, 0ER, 0BB, 0K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 3.000 WHIP R. Soriano (S): 1.0 IP, 0H, 0R, 0ER, 0BB, 2K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 0.000 WHIP
AND PARTY EVERYDAY C. Kershaw: 6.1 IP, 10H, 7R, 7ER, 7BB, 5K, 2HR, 9.95 ERA, 2.684 WHIP M. Garza: 2.2 IP, 0H, 0R, 0ER, 1BB, 3K, 0HR, 0.00 ERA, 0.375 WHIP
GAME 3 - DMG - 8 @ WW - 4 WP: Y. Gallardo LP: T. Cahill HR: D. Pedroia (372, 401), A. Rodriguez (368), M. Cabrera (343), M. Napoli (381), P. Burrell (380), D. Ortiz (398) INJ: H. Matsui (2-11:40)
GORON'S LULLABYE-BYE 2B D. Pedroia: 3/5, 3 R, 2B, 2 HR, 3 RBI 3B A. Rodriguez: 2/4, R, RBI, HR, BB 1B M. Cabrera: 2/4, R, 2B, HR, RBI, BB, K DH D. Ortiz: 2/4, R, HR, 3 RBI, SF RF N. Cruz: 1/5 CF C. Beltran: 0/5, K LF L. Scott: 3/5, K, SB C G. Soto: 0/4, BB SS S. Drew: 2/4, 2 R
2B: M. Cabrera, D. Pedroia HR: D. Pedroia 2, A. Rodriguez, M. Cabrera, D. Ortiz RBI: D. Ortiz 3, D. Pedroia 3, A. Rodriguez, M. Cabrera SF: D. Ortiz SB: L. Scott
LINOONE LINE DRIVES SS D. Jeter: 3/5, 2 2B, K 3B R. Zimmerman: 1/5, R, 3 K 1B A. Pujols: 1/5, R LF H. Matsui (1-6): 0/1, BB CF C. Granderson: 2/4, 2B C M. Napoli: 2/4, R, HR, RBI DH V. Guerrero: 0/3, BB 2B D. Uggla: 0/4, K RF J. Bautista: 2/4, 2B LF P. Burrell (6-9): 1/3, R, HR, 3 RBI, K
2B: D. Jeter 2, C. Granderson, J. Bautista HR: M. Napoli, P. Burrell RBI: M. Napoli, P. Burrell 3
GAME 4 - DMG - 2 @ WW - 7 WP: J. Sanchez LP: T. Hanson HR: C. Granderson (389), M. Cabrera (357), D. Uggla (355, 350), R. Zimmerman (385), L. Scott (347), D. Jeter (380)
ROCK SMASH 2B D. Pedroia: 1/4, SB 3B A. Rodriguez: 1/2, 2 BB 1B M. Cabrera: 1/4, R, HR, RBI DH D. Ortiz: 0/4, 2 K RF N. Cruz: 0/4 CF C. Beltran: 0/4, K LF L. Scott: 2/3, R, HR, RBI, K C G. Soto: 0/3 SS S. Drew: 0/3, 2 K
HR: M. Cabrera, L. Scott RBI: M. Cabrera, L. Scott SB: D. Pedroia
DENSITY BATTING SS D. Jeter: 1/5, R, HR, RBI 3B R. Zimmerman: 2/4, 2 R, HR, RBI, BB, K 1B A. Pujols: 2/4, R CF C. Granderson: 1/4, R, HR, RBI C M. Napoli: 3/4, 2B, 2 RBI LF P. Burrell: 0/4, K DH V. Guerrero: 0/2, 2 BB 2B D. Uggla: 2/4, 2 R, 2 HR, 2 RBI RF J. Bautista: 0/3, BB
2B: M. Napoli HR: C. Granderson, D. Uggla 2, R. Zimmerman, D. Jeter RBI: C. Granderson, D. Uggla 2, R. Zimmerman, D. Jeter, M. Napoli 2
GAME 5 - WW - 1 @ DMG - 3 WP: C. Kershaw LP: R. Oswalt Sv: A. Bailey HR: J. Bautista (424) INJ: D. Ortiz (2-1:29)
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF WEASELS SS D. Jeter: 1/4 3B R. Zimmerman: 0/3, BB 1B A. Pujols: 2/3, BB, K CF C. Granderson: 0/4 C M. Napoli: 1/3, BB LF P. Burrell: 0/4, 2 K DH V. Guerrero: 0/3, BB 2B D. Uggla: 1/4 RF J. Bautista: 1/3, R, HR, RBI
HR: J. Bautista RBI: J. Bautista
PURPLE MOUNTAINS' MAJESTY 2B D. Pedroia: 0/5, 2 K 3B A. Rodriguez: 1/3, R, 2 BB 1B M. Cabrera: 3/4, R, BB DH D. Ortiz (1-3): 0/1 RF N. Cruz: 1/4, RBI, K CF C. Beltran: 1/4, RBI LF L. Scott: 1/3, R, BB C G. Soto: 0/3, BB SS S. Drew: 2/4, RBI DH J. Posada (3-8): 1/3, BB, K
REGARDING THE MAGICAL PITCHERS' BALLS? It's not a trick, it's an illusion!
SO EPIC 1-2-10:50 to 11:15 (5&6): Zimmerman off Scott
DERP 5-3-2:07 to 3:07: Roy Oswalt
WEB GEMS 1-1-0:37 (1&1): Cruz off Jeter 1-1-3:58 (2&1): Scott off Matsui 1-1-6:02 (2&3): Scott off Uggla 1-2-0:07 (3&2): Beltran off Jeter 1-2-10:25 (5&5): Bautista off Beltran 1-4-5:48 (9&3): Drew off Guerrero
2-1-8:20 (2&6): Uggla off Scott 2-2-4:10 (4&4): Jeter off Ortiz
3-1-8:04 (2&5/6): Rodriguez to Cabrera DP off Guerrero 3-2-1:33 (4&1): Matsui off Beltran 3-2-10:14 (6&2): Cahill off Scott 3-3-1:15 (6&6): Beltran off Granderson 3-3-7:45 (8&2): Granderson to Napoli off Drew
4-2-0:08 (3&4): Scott off Granderson 4-2-0:59 (3&5/6): Rodriguez to Cabrera DP off Napoli 4-3-1:50 (7&1): Sanchez off Cruz
5-1-10:40 (3&3): Beltran off Zimmerman 5-2-8:42 (5&3): Cruz off Bautista 5-3-6:28 (7&2): Kershaw off Burrell 5-3-9:24 (7&5): Burrell to Napoli off Scott 5-3-10:00 (7&6): Uggla off Soto 5-3-10:23 (8&1): Beltran off Bautista
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"Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha
So, you know, if you want to replace that joke of a game with the real thing, I'd like that. That would be a wonderful thing.
Oh, did you say that was the real game? That can't be right. The real game would have this lineup as seen in post four of this topic dated 24 hours before you said they were recorded, and even longer that considering they were in the previous almost-purged topic.
Mega Mana posted... See KCF. I'm sure you've seen it, but just in case 500 purges everything.
NEW LINEUP vRHP
R. Theriot (SS) K. Youkilis (3B) J. Mauer (C) D. Lee (1B) J. Thome (DH) R. Braun (LF) T. Hunter (CF) M. Prado (2B) A. Rios (RF)
So, that joke of a match definitely could not have been the real one.
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This poster notes the game was lost almost entirely on walks alone and it is no fault of the batting order.
What an awful series; I'm definitely not watching those games again to give it stats. No ****ing way.
• Game 1's practically unwatchable. Literally. The first part is 43 minutes of start-and-stop slow-motion glitchy video. • Both Game 3 & 4 I recall being won by some errors, non-errors, or very terrible defensive play. I know for both Chris' win and my win I was very disgusted. SM/TUL Game 4's thing was startingly hilarious, but it was just groanworthy in both our games. • Game 5 has the wrong lineup and is just... augh. I left after Theriot got caught stealing so I didn't stick around to see how many walks were given (my guess is 24 total). Game 5 probably has the ****iest pitching, by both sides, in all of the season. And this is coming from the guy who had J. Weaver, the ******* who gave up like 6-8 runs before the end of the second inning in BOTH of his starts. What a horrid, horrid game.
I thought a few of the earlier games in the other three series were bad, but they were just boring. We had four legitimately bad games with easily the worst one of all.
Good luck to Chris and Darunia in next playoffs. I will not be doing stats or webgem watching for them because **** the thirty or so hours I invested as hype leading up to our showdown.
Something something Lost something Worse than Kate episodes.
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