Board 8 > Tomorrow I meet Hot Girl From The Internet

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So here's the story.

I met her on the Rooster Teeth (makers of Red Vs. Blue) website. So that's a bonus already. We started speaking in a server on TeamSpeak (a similar program to Ventrilo) which is used by a group of people on the site to chat. From there, we got each others number, and have been texting each other virtually non stop, as well as chatting on skype and tinychat often (so yes, before you say it, she a real person, and a girl)

Soon, our chats and texts starting getting a bit more risque. Fortunately, there's an RvB fan event in Toronto starting tomorrow, so that's where we will meet for the first time in person. She's already said she's gonna jump me as soon as she sees me. I will be with her all week end, and then I'm visiting her in NYC (she goes to Columbia) next week for a few days.

Awesome things about her:

-Super intelligent (doing a Masters degree)
-Super caring
-Super hot
-Has great charm and sarcastic wit
-Major nerdy interests include Star Wars, LotR, Doctor Who, and loads of video games (her favorite game is LttP), and Red vs. Blue, of course.
-Loves the things I have introduced to her including Battlestar Galactica, Magic the Gathering, Knights of the Old Republic, and Plants vs. Zombies

So yeah. Wish me luck!

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Have a fun weekend!

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You're the reason beta males drool over girls on forums and in online video games; that one in a million chance.

Have fun, hopefully things don't fall apart by getting too real.

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including Battlestar Galactica

The only thing that matters. You would do well to do well with this one.

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Hopefully it's a great time and lives up to your expectations, perhaps even exceeding them.

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Thanks guys! Means a lot. I will be sure to report back if there is interest in that sort of thing.

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Can I have your remaining kidney when she's done with you?

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Perhaps.

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GDiffuser|Nothing's wrong with the Black Turtle
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Good luck! Meeting each other in "real life" will certainly be different than all your online interaction, so brace yourself and lower your expectations a bit. Can't hurt.

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I might've also forgotten to mention she's one of the horniest people I've ever spoken to. So that's another plus.

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Wait, you are gunna come to NYC And not have sex with me?

I'm insulted.

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SBell0105 posted...
Wait, you are gunna come to NYC And not have sex with me?

I'm insulted.

Maybe you can cook for us!

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First you betray me and then you tell me to cook you dinner.

How DAAAAARRRREEEE you!

But enjoy the "meet-up" tomorrow. I look forward to hearing about the first, extremely awkward, 5 minutes.

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Don't forget to keep us updated!

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Are you all ready? Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready?
Are you all ready? Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready? Get set. Let’s go!

Leave your book and leave your mirror
Because you’re already stunning!
The sky above was never clearer
And the engine’s running!

Are you all ready? Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready?
Are you all ready? Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready? Get set. Let’s go!

Is the cat put out?
Is the iron off?
You don’t want to come home to a fire!
Have you trimmed your beard?
Are your sandals shined?
Do you look like a man of desire?

Are you all ready? Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready?
Are you all ready? Are you ready? Get set. Are you ready? Get set. Let’s go!

(good luck!) ^_^

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generic request for pics with a smiley

colliding posted...
generic request for pics with a smiley

Only if demand is higher. I don't post pictures of people lightly.

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Generic refusal to read the first post with generic insistence she is really a dude. Because no one else has done it yet.

Seriously though, best of luck.

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I'm also interested in pics.

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g'luck bro

pics would be nice but no pics is understandable

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I want a pic of the two of you together after this weekend.

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Here's a little something then.



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From: PurpleMonkDish | #024
Here's a little something then.

She looks mad.

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I hope she doesn't have a super scarred up face or anything under there.

But if I can be serious for a moment folks, congratulations! I hope you have a great time. From the sounds of it she seems really cool and you two have similar interests, so yeah. Go for the gold!

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You've already gotten plenty of encouragement, so let me give you a word of caution. Ask yourself: why is this girl so eager to meet someone she only knows online? I'm sure you're a great guy, but it's rare for "the perfect girl" to willingly meet up with someone she knows so little about. Most likely, she's got serious insecurity problems. That horny comment in particular is a red flag. Most great girls are hesitant to date even guys they know well personally, so I'm led to believe that she's likely clingy, desperate, depressed, and/or rebounding from a previous relationship.

Still, no reason you can't have a good time; just go in with reasonable expectations. Best of luck.

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BoshStrikesBack posted...
You've already gotten plenty of encouragement, so let me give you a word of caution. Ask yourself: why is this girl so eager to meet someone she only knows online? I'm sure you're a great guy, but it's rare for "the perfect girl" to willingly meet up with someone she knows so little about. Most likely, she's got serious insecurity problems. That horny comment in particular is a red flag. Most great girls are hesitant to date even guys they know well personally, so I'm led to believe that she's likely clingy, desperate, depressed, and/or rebounding from a previous relationship.

I want to respond to this seriously, but I just can't see myself wasting the effort. So instead I'll just say: Not all girls are the same.

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Amen, brothah.

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Good luck man!

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I want to respond to this seriously, but I just can't see myself wasting the effort. So instead I'll just say: Not all girls are the same.

And not all girls are precious, special little snowflakes. Like it or not, women- and people in general, for that matter- follow clear, predictable patterns. No guarantees, but certainly probabilities. You're free to dismiss my comment as nonsense, but you'll also be dismissing the disciplines of sociology, psychology, and behavioral economics in their entirety. It doesn't have to be complicated: people are simple.

That said, I'm not trying to be pessimistic; just realistic.

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pics now

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Pics of her goddamn face jesus

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She clearly has crazy eyes in that picture.

You're going to be murdered.

Probably.


Maybe not.


Still, crazy eyes.

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From: Silvercross | Posted: 7/7/2011 12:53:08 PM | #028
I want to respond to this seriously, but I just can't see myself wasting the effort. So instead I'll just say: Not all girls are the same.

Indeed. Sometimes they turn out to be incredibly cool, intelligent people just looking for the right person. And sometimes, if you're lucky, they might just end up marrying you! ;-)

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My photobucket is open. You should be able to find face pictures (well, actually skype screencaps) if you look hard enough. But I won't post them here. And I would appreciate no one else doing so.

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From: BoshStrikesBack | #031
That said, I'm not trying to be pessimistic; just realistic.

which is why you're building a psychological profile on a girl from incomplete, second-hand information. gotcha!


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She is doing something silly with her face in every single picture.

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From: tyder21 | #039
She is doing something silly with her face in every single picture.

most likely pushing repressed memories of an abusive childhood back further into her mind.


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You can't see her face in one of the pics, but that's ok, it's still a nice pic <_<
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From: tyder21 | #159
She is doing something silly with her face in every single picture.

Does she wear glasses by any chance?

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tyder21 posted...
She is doing something silly with her face in every single picture.

Well yeah, why else would I have taken screencaps? It was just silly fun.

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Chrono1219 posted...
From: tyder21 | #159
She is doing something silly with her face in every single picture.
Does she wear glasses by any chance?

Only when her contacts are out.

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GDiffuser|Nothing's wrong with the Black Turtle
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which is why you're building a psychological profile on a girl from incomplete, second-hand information. gotcha!

We never have complete information about a person- not even ourselves. Still, the information the TC gave is more than enough to form a reasonable guess about who this person is. And of course there's always the small chance that she's really all that! I'm just recommending he keeps his feet on the ground; as someone who's been in similar situations before, a bit of caution can't hurt.

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if some hot girl is throwing herself at you by god you forget about any psychological issues and you take one for the team

don't be chris bosh, be kobe and drop an l on that girls t's

Bump for excitement!

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GDiffuser|Nothing's wrong with the Black Turtle
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I feel like I saw this topic already.

Anyways, don't pedestal this girl. Treat the whole interaction as fun and don't shower her with all your attention. Be playful and non-clingy, and make sure you screen her to find out if she's a crazy person (caution, like the dude said).

But yeah, best wishes and have lots of fun!

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From: ExThaNemesis | #048
I feel like I saw this topic already.

He made a topic about this like a week ago.

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don't be chris bosh, be kobe and drop an l on that girls t's

+1

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