STAN MARSH Screaming "Oh my God, you killed Kenny," first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Puking on Wendy when she gives him attention, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Dressing up for the school's Halloween contest as Raggedy Ann in "Pink Eye" Playing "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and Bebe in "Clubhouses" Setting a bear-trap for Roy the step-dad in "Clubhouses" Fighting with Kyle over who found the frozen man from 1996 in "Prehistoric Ice Man" Playing "Charlie's Angels" to save his parents' party in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" Taking hormones to reach puberty faster in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" Bribing a homeless man with alcohol to help them get tickets for "Asses of Fire" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Confronting John Edward in "Biggest Douche in the Universe" Tricking his "future self" by faking cutting his hand off in "My Future Self 'n' Me" Skiing to save the youth center in "Asspen" Becoming a p**** in "Fun with Veal" Attempting to win Wendy back with "Shock the Monkey" in "Raisins" Going goth in "Raisins" Flipping out about how goobacks can't get his order right in "Goobacks" Refusing to vote in "Douche and Turd" Struggling to learn from Cartman about how to talk to Sharon in "Preschool" Saving Christmas in "Woodland Critter Christmas" Daring Scientologists to sue him at the end of "Trapped In The Closet" Admitting he broke the dam in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" Collecting his dance-team in "You Got F'd in the A" Laying a dookie in the urinal in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" Coaching a hockey team in "Stanley's Cup" Trying to lose every game of baseball in "The Losing Edge" Slaying the god player with the Sword of a Thousand Truths in "Make Love Not Warcraft" Trying to understand Token's feelings in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" Asking about the Easter Bunny in "Fantastic Easter Special" Becoming the popular player and teaming with Thad in "Guitar Q****-O" Getting in-character around the kidnappers in "Super Fun Time" Caving in to sing in "Elementary School Musical" Learning how banks work in "Margaritaville" Winning the pinewood derby in "Pinewood Derby" Saving dolphins and whales in "Whale Whores" Dealing with Facebook in "You Have 0 Friends" Turning cynical in "You're Getting Old"
SHELLY MARSH Beating up Stan's clone in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" Babysitting Cartman in "Cat Orgy" Filling her house with blood because she had no tampons in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" Agreeing to protect Stan from Trent Boyett if he admits the kids admit to their teacher they were responsible for the fire in "Pre-School" Talking to her boyfriend over the internet in "Over Logging" *Telling turds to shut up, first seen in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" * - is this the right episode?
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RANDY MARSH Solving the threat of spontaneous combustion in "Spontaneous Combustion" Having sex with Sharon in the clubhouse at the end of "Clubhouses" Disliking the children's boy band "Fingerbang" before joining them in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger" Renting pornography in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Teaching Stan how to dance back in "You Got F'd in the A" Saving the boys from old people driving "Grey Dawn" Singing on the town-square against Skeeter in "I'm a Little Bit Country" Betting on 13 Black again after already winning enough money to save South Park in "Red Man's Greed" Converting to Mormonism after originally wanting to fight the Mormon-family in "All About Mormons" Succumbing to Wal-Mart in "Something Wall Mart This Way Comes" Shooting the guy asking for change in "Night of the Living Homeless" Fighting Batdad in "The Losing Edge" Trying to save his children in arctic-ready clothes despite the summer heat in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" Seeking the bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary to cure him of alcoholism in ""Bloody Mary" Delivering the Sword of a Thousand Truths in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" Burying his children's heads in the sand in "Cartoon Wars Part I" Appearing on the Wheel of Fortune in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" Teaching Stan about the Easter Bunny in "Fantastic Easter Special" Taking the world's biggest crap in "More Crap" Living the rock-n-roll life through video games in "Guitar Q****-O" Sneaking into a room to use the internet for porn in "Over Logging" Recording everything while he's so startled in "Pandemic" Celebrating the Presidential Election's results in "About Last Night..." Talking about the economy in "Margaritaville" Stealing an accelerated particle from the Hadron Collider while disguised as Princess Leia in "Pinewood Derby" Lying to the aliens about space-cash in "Pinewood Derby" Being peed on after eating a banana in "Pee" Bouncing on his sack in "Medicinal Fried Chicken" Convincing Osama bin Laden to save America from New Jersey in "It's a Jersey Thing" Becoming a butterfly in "Insheeption" Obsessing over food in "Creme Fraiche" Teaching a p****-measuring formula in "T.M.I." Enjoying today's music in "You're Getting Old" Admitting he's unhappy in "You're Getting Old"
SHARON MARSH Bringing Roy the step-dad to their home after her divorce in "Clubhouses" Believing Stan has killed multiple times in "Spookyfish" Hating how much men care about craps in "More Crap" Queefing at the dinner-table in "Eat, Pray, Queef" Working out with her shake-weight in "Creme Fraiche" Getting a scrote-coat in "Medicinal Fried Chicken" Hating today's music in "You're Getting Old"
GRANPA MARSH Trying to kill himself in "Death" Winning America's Funniest Home Videos in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" Banging the Romanian quintuplets' mother in "Quintuplets 2000" Wanting to keep his license in "Grey Dawn"
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KYLE BROFLOVSKI Playing "Kick the Baby" with Ike, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Screaming "You bastards," first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Questioning reality in "The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000" Fighting with Stan over who found the frozen man from 1996 in "Prehistoric Ice Man" Having no rhythm while dancing to "Getting Gay With Kids" in "Rainforest Shmainforest" Sneaking Kenny into his Jewish children's camp in "Jewbilee" Trying to keep up with the other children's fascination with Chinpoko Mon in "Chinpoko Mon" Dealing with his dead grandmother throughout "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" Being attracted to the home-schooled girl in "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" Writing to Fidel Castro about freeing Cuba so Kyle could attend a concert in "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" Dealing with his stereotypical cousin Kyle through-out "The Entity" Doubting God after getting hemroids in "Cartmanland" Watching "The Passion of the Christ" in "The Passion of the Jew" Nominating a giant douche to become the school's new mascot in "Douche and Turd" Getting a negroplasty in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****" Freeing Willzyx in "Free Willzyx" Giving the eulogy to Chef's funeral in "The Return of Chef" Fighting Cartman in "Cartoon Wars Part II" Speaking against censorship in "Cartoon Wars Part II" Discovering the secrets of 9/11 in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" Saving Ike from his teacher in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Organizing the pedophiles to attend Cartman's Dateline-interview in "Les Petit Tourettes" Losing his bet against Cartman about leprechauns in "Imaginationland" Splitting game-career paths with Stan in "Guitar Q****-O" Finding out he was the ugliest kid in "The List" Threatening to break everything Cartman owns in "Tonsil Trouble" Rebooting the internet across the nation in "Over Logging" Going in debt to save the economy in "Margaritaville" Informing Cartman he plays mental gymnastics to believe anything he wants in "Fishsticks" Convincing Cartman to run away to Somalia in "Fatbeard" Hating pee in "Pee" Going Jersey in "It's a Jersey Thing" Becoming Kip Drordy's only friend in "You Have 0 Friends" Being the middle part of the HUMANCENTiPAD in "HUMANCENTiPAD" Performing terribly in the school play in "Royal Pudding" Assisting Cartman's volunteer-work in "Crack Baby Athletic Association" *Telling Cartman he hates him after being asked for a favor * - what episode?
IKE BROFLOVSKI Playing "Kick the Baby" with Kyle, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Getting circumcised in "Ike's Wee Wee" Learning to ski by the Pizza/French Fries-technique in "Asspen" Being taken back to Canada by his birth-parents in "It's Christmas in Canada" Banging his teacher in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Becoming Stan's star-player in "Stanley's Cup" Hitting Clyde since he's crying in "Fatbeard" Being possessed by Michael Jackson in "Dead Celebrities" Attempting suicide by jumping out of his window in "About Last Night..." Blowing up the plane ("Boom baby") in "About Last Night..." Saving Canadian royalty in "Royal Pudding"
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GERALD BROFLOVSKI Suing everyone for sexual harassment in "Sexual Harassment Panda" Being unable to get a "resurr-erection" in "Spontaneous Combustion" Rubbing one out in the hot tub with Randy in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" Trying to rekindle a friendship with Kenny's dad in "Chickenpox" Getting a dolphinplasty "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****" Getting smug for driving a hybrid in "Smug Alert" Caving in to cheese again in "Major Boobage" Going through Apple to get Kyle back in "HUMANCENTiPAD"
SHEILA BROFLOVSKI Turning the school's Christmas-play into a non-denominational play in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Naming Kyle Kyle 2 and making him take his cousin Kyle to school in "The Entity" Singing "Blame Canada" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Complimenting Kyle's nose when he feels ugly in "The List" Unleashing her Jersey-side in "It's a Jersey Thing" *Saying "WHAT WHAT WHAT" * - what episode was this first seen in?
KENNY MCCORMICK Dying, first seen in "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" Becoming a classical singer in "Quintuplets" Sneaking into a Jewish children's camp in "Jewbilee" Taking Home Economics at school instead of Shop in "Tweek Vs. Craig" Preventing any chance of siblings by sabotaging his dad in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" Taking any dare for money in "Fat Camp" Mooning the school camera through his hoody in "How to Eat With Your Butt" Dying for real in "Kenny Dies" Living through Cartman, first seen in "A Ladder to Heaven" Taking a picture of the Joozians in "Cancelled" Hitting Butters with his ninja-star in "Good Times With Weapons" Playing out the battle between good and evil on his PSP in "Best Friends Forever" Trying to get a blowjob in "The Ring" Cheesing through-out "Major Boobage" Being fired into the sky as El Pollo Loco in "W.T.F." Killing himself while wearing a Batman costume in "Sexual Healing" Detesting Cartman's stereotyping of NASCAR-fans in "Poor and Stupid" Revealing he is Mysterion with a real power in "Mysterion Rises"
KENNY'S PARENTS Being attacked for domestic abuse in "Chickenlover" Serving frozen waffles with no side-dishes for dinner in "Chickenpox" Mr. McCormick trying to rekindle a friendship with Gerald in "Chickenpox" Mr. McCormick simultaneously puking and s***ting because of Kenny in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" Giving birth to another Kenny, first seen in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" Being awakened by Mysterion in "Mysterion Rises"
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ERIC CARTMAN, PART ONE Discovering he had an anal probe in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Bulking up for his television debut in "Weight Gain 4000" Singing "Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat B****," first seen in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Discovering Stan and Kyle recorded his tea party in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" Searching for his dad in "Cartman's Mom is (Still) a Dirty Slut" Singing "Come Sail Away," first seen in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" Becoming a cop in "Chickenlover" Relying on a monkey at a spelling bee in "Hooked On Monkey Fonics" Being forced to take swimming lessons despite the younger kids peeing in the pool in "Summer Sucks" Singing the Cheesy Poofs theme-song for a commercial in "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" Acting tough for his new teenage-friends at his clubhouse in "Clubhouses" Becoming a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li for a bull-riding contest in "Cow Days" Yelling at minorities for filling the waterparks and peeing in "Pee" Being crucified in "Spontaneous Combustion" Filling a tub with calamine lotion in "Chickenpox" Getting evidence of Shelly inviting her boyfriend over in "Cat Orgy" Dealing with his eye-doctor in "The Succubus" Befriending the Jakovasaurs in "Jakovasaurs" Leading the Confederacy in a reenactment to win so he can win a bet in "The Red Badge of Gayness" Seeing little Christina Aguilera monsters in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" Looking for the Brown Noise in "World Wide Recorder Concert" Smuggling cigarettes in juvenile hall in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" Becoming NAMBLA's poster-boy in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" Losing his kidney in "Cherokee Hair Tampons" Building a church to preach in "Probably" Fusing with his new Trapper Keeper in "Trapper Keeper" Running a candy black-market in "Fat Camp" Creating the boy band "Fingerbang" in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger" Having the children take over South Park by telling the police they were "molestered" in "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" Defeating Saddam Hussein with his malfunctioning V-chip in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die" Running slowly and out of breath through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" Inheriting a million dollars to buy his theme park in "Cartmanland"
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ERIC CARTMAN, PART TWO Playing Looney Tunes-antics on Osama bin Laden in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" Losing his ability to laugh in "How to Eat With Your Butt" Selling aborted fetuses in "Kenny Dies" Singing "Heat of the Moment" with Congress in "Kenny Dies" Going onto the Maury Povich Show in "Freak Strike" Creating a "SeaCiety" in "The Simpsons Already Did It" Interrupting Tweek while he's in his happy place in "Free Hat" Drinking Kenny's ashes in "A Ladder to Heaven" Making a business out of spreading feces on walls in "My Future Self 'n' Me" Attacking Kyle with a wiffle-ball bat in "Toilet Paper" Jennifer Lopez and Mitch Conner coming to life in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" Leading an army inspired by "The Passion of the Christ" Nominating a turd sandwich to become the school's new mascot in "Douche and Turd" Sabotaging plans to destroy Wal-Mart in "Something Wall Mart This Way Comes" Killing Kyle with AIDS at the end of his story in "Woodland Critter Christmas" Having a "wardrobe malfunction" when he thought he was invisible in "Good Times With Weapons" Ridding South Park of hippies in "Die, Hippy, Die" Fighting to inherit Kenny's PSP by claiming they were BFFs in "Best Friends Forever" Eating all of the skin off of the fried chicken and leaving immediately afterward in "The Death of Eric Cartman" Atoning for all of his bad deeds with fruit baskets in "The Death of Eric Cartman" Robbing Kyle of his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" Leading a Ginger-army after becoming a Ginger in "Ginger Kids" Crapping out of his mouth after putting food up his ass in "Red Hot Catholic Love" Coaching Jimmy through his date in "Erection Day" Trying to sneak into Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" Trying to have a flashback to 1776 instead of studying in "I'm a Little Bit Country" Scheming a free trip to Casa Bonita in "Casa Bonita" Replying it was 'totally' worth it when the cops caught him at Casa Bonita in "Casa Bonita" Playing a robot to trick Butters in "AWESOM-O" Teaching Stan how to whine to his mom in "Preschool" Becoming a psychic in "Cartman's Incredible Gift" Leading "Faith Plus One" in "Christian Rock Hard" Taking a picture of himself with Butters's wang in his mouth in "Cartman Sucks" Analyzing people for lice in "Lice Capades" Saving Kyle in "Smug Alert" Fighting Kyle in "Cartoon Wars Part II" Manipulating Fox to pull an episode of Family Guy in "Cartoon Wars Part II" Eating and s***ting fake treasure in "ManBearPig" S***ting on Ms. Cartman in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" Blaming Kyle for 9/11 in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" Becoming the Dawg in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Freezing himself to make the Wii come sooner in "Go God Go" Calling himself from the future in "Go God Go XII" Fighting the midget in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" Taking a picture of himself with Butters's wang in his mouth in "Cartman Sucks"
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ERIC CARTMAN, PART THREE Analyzing people for lice in "Lice Capades" Having Mexicans write their essays in "D-Yikes!" Jumping homeless people in "Night of the Living Homeless" Giving himself Tourette's Syndrome in "Le Petit Tourette" Winning his bet against Kyle about leprechauns in "Imaginationland" Scheming to get the girls' list of how hot the boys are in "The List" Giving Kyle AIDS in "Tonsil Trouble" Saving cats in "Major Boobage" Teaching inner-city kids to cheat in "Eek, a P****!" Making Butters sneak away to Super Fun Time in "Super Fun Time" Holding P.F. Chang's hostage in "The China Probrem" Learning that everyone thinks he's cool after he gets beat up by Wendy in "Breast Cancer Show" Making fun of Scott Malkinson's lisp in "Elementary School Musical" Becoming The Coon, first seen in "The Coon" Preaching about the economy in "Margaritaville" Stealing Jimmy's joke in "Fishsticks" Singing "Somalian Pirates, We!" in "Fatbeard" Singing "Poker Face" in "Whale Whores" Telling off the motorcyclists in "The F Word" Using the morning announcements a la Glenn Beck to slam Wendy in "Dances With Smurfs" Watching the Facebook stock market in "You Have 0 Friends" Dealing out KFC's fried chicken a la Scarface in "Medicinal Fried Chicken" Mitch Conner acting like a black man who uses Obama to get into Dr. Mephesto's lab in "201" Crying about being half-Ginger in "201" Racing in NASCAR in "Poor and Stupid" Assaulting his partners in "Coon 2: Hindsight" Asking what should he do in "Mysterion Rises" Teaming with Cthulhu in "Mysterion Rises" Accusing Mrs. Cartman of f***ing him through-out "HUMANCENTiPAD" Freaking out about p****-sizes in "T.M.I." Treating college sports like slavery in "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
MS. CARTMAN Fooling around with countless people at the drunken barn dance in "Cartman's Mom is (Still) a Dirty Slut" Claiming to be a hermaphrodite in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" Knowing what a rimjob is in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" F***ing "Bill Cosby" in "Trapper Keeper" Training Cartman with Cesar Millan in "Psst" Refusing to buy Cartman an iPad in "HUMANCENTiPAD" Giving Cartman a present anytime anybody else gets a present in "You're Getting Old"
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LEOPOLD "BUTTERS" STOCH Discovering his family's dark side through-out "Butters's Very Own Episode" Becoming City Wak's poster-boy in "Jared Has Aides" Adding balls to his chin in "Freak Strike" Creating Professor Chaos in "Professor Chaos" Becoming obsessed with the Simpsons in "The Simpsons Already Did It" Searching for his precious (porn) in "Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Falling in love with a waitress from Raisins in "Raisins" Giving a semen-sample in "Lil' Crime Stoppers" Believing he has to recreate society in "Casa Bonita" Becoming Paris Hilton's new pet in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" Believing Cartman is dead in "The Death of Eric Cartman" Peeing himself on-stage in "Erection Day" Getting revenge on Cartman for tricking him in "AWESOM-O" Attempting to suck Cartman's blood in "The Ungroundable" Killing everyone with his tap-dancing in "You Got F'ed in the A" Crying as a dog with a ninja-star in his eye in "Good Times With Weapons" Helping Biggy Smalls get to Satan's party in "Hell on Earth 2006" Faking his death to act like a girl in "Marjorine" Going to a camp about his bi-curiosity in "Cartman Sucks" Kicking Nelly where he thinks her balls should be in "The List" Never letting go of Cartman's hand in "Super Fun Time" Saving their imaginations in "Imaginationland" Singing "What What, in the Butt" in "Canada on Strike" Shooting people in the d***s in "The China Probrem" Teaming with The Coon as Professor Chaos in "The Coon" Being queefed on in "Eat, Pray, Queef" Becoming a pimp in "Butters's Bottom B****" Wanting to become a motorcyclist in "The F Word" Peeing on Wendy's front door in "Dances With Smurfs" Taking credit for "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" Helping Cartman race in "Poor and Stupid" Being held hostage in The Coon's basement in "Coon 2: Hindsight" Going to therapy for multiple personalities in "City Sushi" *Being grounded, first seen in "Professor Chaos" * - is this the right episode?
WENDY TESTABURGER Killing her lesbian substitute teacher in "Tom's Rhinoplasty" Kissing Cartman during the school debate in "Chef Goes Nanners" Singing her nearly-vulgar song to audition for Fingerbang in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger" Getting implants in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" Having her fingergun-fight with Bebe in "The List" Fighting Cartman at the end of "Breast Cancer Show Ever" Turning Cartman's Smurf-theory back onto him in "Dances With Smurfs"
BEBE STEVENS Having her fingergun-fight with Wendy in "The List" Growing breasts in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" Hosting her Stupid Spoiled Whore party in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
TWEEK TWEAK Freaking out over the Underpants Gnomes in "Gnomes" Fighting Craig with his new boxing skills in "Tweek Vs. Craig" Becoming "the new friend" after Kenny actually dies in "Professor Chaos" Looking for his happy place in "Free Hat" Being tricked by his dad acting like a cop in a lesson about trusting strangers in "Child Abduction is Not Funny"
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TIMMY Taking a bullet in the shoulder for Gobbles the turkey in "Helen Keller! The Musical" Becoming the lead singer in "The Lords of the Underworld" in "Timmy 2000" Going through time in "Fourth Grade" Fighting Jimmy in "Cripple Fight" Saying "S***" in "It Hits the Fan" Joining a gang with Jimmy in "Krazy Kripples" Explaining how Jimmy's using steroids to Mr. Mackey in "Up the Down Steroid" Always beating Nathan and Mimsy in "Crippled Summer"
JIMMY Fighting Timmy in "Cripple Fight" Sucking up to improve his chances on becoming "the new friend" in "Professor Chaos" Telling Cartman the knock-knock joke about the interrupting cow in "How to Eat With Your Butt" Trying to tell the adults they're find their kids at the video store in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Singing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" through-out "Red Sleigh Down" Joining a gang with Timmy in "Krazy Kripples" Using steroids in "Up the Down Steroid" Trying to tell Wendy for Stan that she is a "cont"inuing source of inspiration for him in "Raisins" Fighting for integrity in news in "Quest for Ratings" Getting erections through-out "Erection Day" Saving Nut Gobler in "Erection Day" Writing the fishstick-joke in "Fishsticks" Always beating Nathan and Mimsy in "Crippled Summer" Hosting the Comedy Awards in "Funnybot"
CLYDE DONOVAN Being Cartman's next-fattest replacement for the sled race in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" Ditching World of Warcraft for looking at a Playboy magazine in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" Believing he's hot in "The List" Crying for being stuck in Somalia in "Fatbeard" Getting $100 for defending Butters in "Butters' Bottom B****"
TOKEN BLACK Being rejected for being rich in "Here Comes the Neighborhood" Watching "Backdoor Sluts 9" in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Going for Wendy after she broke up with Stan in "Raisins" Acting whiter for the camera in "Quest for Ratings" Looking for a talent agency in "Wing" Hitting Cartman at the end of "Christian Rock Hard" Convincing Stan he doesn't get Token's feelings in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" Laughing alone at Tyler Perry in "Funnybot"
CRAIG TUCKER Fighting Tweek with his new sumo skills in "Tweek Vs. Craig" Developing "Animals Close Up With a Wide Angle Lens (Wearing Hats)" in "Quest for Ratings" Listing things that would make him so happy in "Le Petit Tourette" Explaining why nobody likes the main children in "Pandemic" Stopping the Guinea Pirate in "Pandemic 2: The Startling" *Flipping people off, first seen in "Tweek Vs. Craig" * - is this the right episode?
KYLE'S COUSIN KYLE Staying with Kyle through-out "The Entity" Being the worst player on the baseball-team in "The Losing Edge"
PIP PIRRUP Losing his temper to make him excellent at dodgeball in "Conjoined Fetus Lady" Living through the Great Gatsby in "Pip" Being crushed by Mecha-Streisand in "201"
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GOTH KIDS Converting Stan to their goth-ways in "Raisins" Dancing with Stan in "You Got F'd in the A" Burning down a Hot Topic to stop the vampire-kids in "The Ungroundable" Giving a speech about the differences of goth and emo at the end of "The Ungroundable" Correcting Mysterion on the word of Cthulhu in "Mysterion Rises" Being related to Mintberry Crunch in "Coon VS Coon & Friends"
TRENT BOYETT Getting out of juvie in "Pre-School"
STARVIN' MARVIN Being shipped to America along with a watch in "Starvin' Marvin" Flying into space in "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
THAD JARVIS Playing acoustic in "Guitar Q****-O"
GORDON STOLTSKI Being murdered in the morning announcement because of a mistaken identity in "Dances With Smurfs"
CASEY MILLER Saying anything with his smooth voice ("Our class president is a fat smelly douchebag-milkshake.") in "Dances With Smurfs"
KIP DRORDY Carrying his laptop to always have his only e-friend around in "You Have 0 Friends"
MINTBERRY CRUNCH Insulting his goth-sister in "Coon VS Coon & Friends" Saving the world in "Coon VS Coon & Friends"
SCOTT TENORMAN Bullying Cartman through-out "Scott Tenorman Must Die" Revealing who Cartman's real dad is in "201"
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP Pranking South Park-audiences with "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" Singing "Uncle F***er" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Slapping Brook Shields in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Airing the commercial to their new movie in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" Terrance getting with his groupies in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" Phillip performing Hamlet in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" Watching their documentary in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" Setting the World Canadian Bureau's president adrift while yelling at him ("I'm not your buddy/pal/etc, buddy/pal/etc.!") in "Canada on Strike" Marrying the Queef Sisters in "Eat, Pray, Queef"
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA Convincing Wendy to fight Cartman in "Breast Cancer Show" Confronting Cartman about embellishing the morning announcements in "Dances With Smurfs"
MR. MACKEY Being on drugs in "Ike's Wee Wee" Singing "Carol of the Bells" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Fighting Mr. Hat on the bus in "World Wide Recorder Concert" Singing "It's Easy, M'Kay" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Having sex with Ms. Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use" Searching for whoever pooped in the school's urinal in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" Hoarding because he was molested by Woodsy the Owl in "Insheeption" Directing the play about tooth decay in "Royal Pudding"
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MS. CHOKSONDIK Teaching her class it's okay to grow older in "Fourth Grade" Scaring her all-girl class about sex in "Proper Condom Use" Having sex with Mr. Mackey in "Proper Condom Use" Dying by choking on semen in "The Simpsons Already Did It"
MR(S). GARRISON Talking to Mr. Hat, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" Plotting to kill Kathie Lee Gifford in "Weight Gain 4000" Having piglets with his face in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" Getting a nose that makes him look like David Hasslehoff in "Tom's Rhinoplasty" Directing the non-demoninational holiday-play in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Searching for Mr. Hat in "Summer Sucks" Talking to Mr. Twig, starting in "Summer Sucks" Revisiting his father in "World Wide Recorder Concert" Singing "Merry F***ing Christmas" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Singing "S***ty S***ty F** F**" in "It Hits the Fan" Counting votes for the new class president in "Trapper Keeper" Revealing "It" in "The Entity" Resisting rich(/black) people from moving into South Park in "Here Comes the Neighborhood" Trying to get fired for being gay in "Death Camp of Tolerance" Outing and killing the crab-people in "South Park is Gay" Teaching the kindergarteners about sexual positions in "Proper Condom Use" Becoming a woman in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****" Hiring an egg-assassin in "Follow That Egg" Announcing everyone had lice in "Lice Capades" Scissoring in "D-Yikes!" Protecting Les Bos in "D-Yikes!" Explaining why Muslims don't want people depicting Muhammad in "Cartoon Wars Part I" Teaching the lesson of how evolution mean we come from r*****ed fish-frogs in "Go God Go" Losing his p****-mouse in "Eek, a P****!" Being hit with squirrels for over-spending in "Margaritaville"
MR. SLAVE Taking Lemmiwinks into his body mid-class in "Death Camp of Tolerance" Shoving Paris Hilton into his ass at the end of "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" Marrying Big Gay Al at the end of "Follow That Egg"
MS. CRABTREE Threatening the bunny so the bus's children would sit down and shut up in "City on the Verge of Forever (Flashbacks)" Becoming a comedienne in "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" Killing Cartman's thinner double by keeping him in her v***** for six hours at the end of "Fat Camp" Being murdered by the left-handed killer in "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
CHEF Selling chocolate salty balls in "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" Setting the mood for inter-species sex in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" Going Braveheart on genetically altered turkeys in "Starvin' Marvin" Inspiring many musicians to assist him in "Chef Aid" Leading South Park to the world dodgeball-championship in "Conjoined Fetus Lady" Getting married in "The Succubus" Saving his fellow black soldiers from gunfire in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Hating the South Park Flag in "Chef Goes Nanners" Reacting to Stan's announcement they killed Mrs. Choksondik in "The Simpsons Already Did It" Explaining to Stan how God thrives off of tears in "Kenny Dies" Joining the Super Adventure Club in "The Return of Chef" Reemerging as Darth Chef in "The Return of Chef" *Singing about prostitutes with James Taylor * - what episode?
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CHEF'S PARENTS Fighting with the Loch Ness Monster over "tree fitty" in "The Succubus" Using voodoo in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
JIMBO AND NED Teaching Stan how to hunt in "Volcano" Killing Scuzzlebutt in "Volcano" Hunting the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" Smuggling fireworks in "Summer Sucks" Taking over states in a drunken stupor in "The Red Badge of Gayness" Watching and rubbing one out to a topless neighbor in "Marjorine"
SKEETER Not taking kindly to anybody in "Sexual Harassment Panda" Singing on the town-square against Randy in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
DARRYL WEATHERS Ranting about how goobacks took their jobs, first seen in "Goobacks" Stopping the future from happening by starting a gay orgy in "Goobacks"
BIG GAY AL Helping Stan understand the gay lifestyle in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" Singing "I'm Super, Thanks For Asking" in ""South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Leading the Boy Scouts in "Cripple Fight" Marrying Mr. Slave at the end of "Follow That Egg"
SADDAM HUSSEIN Trying to take over Canada in "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" Teasing Satan with d****s in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Singing "I Can Change" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Killing Chris (Satan's new boyfriend) in "Probably" Disguising his secret nuclear site in the sky as a chocolate factory from God in "Ladder to Heaven"
SATAN Throwing the fight against Jesus in "Damien" Singing "Christmas Time in Hell" in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Casting Saddam Hussein to Hell again in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Singing "Up There" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" Dating Chris in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" Having his birthday party in "Hell on Earth 2006"
JESUS Trying to improve his ratings in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" Singing with Santa Claus in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Asking God to appear for the new millennium in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" Summoning the Super Best Friends in "Super Best Friends" Saving Santa Claus at Iraq in "Red Sleigh Down" Killing Pope Donohue in "Fantastic Easter Special" Being a leader of Imaginationland in "Imaginationland, Episode 3"
MOSES Saving the Jewish children's camp in "Jewbilee" Recommending a giant John Wilkes Booth to take out the giant Abraham Lincoln in "Super Best Friends" Recommending a Neil Diamond concert to take out Mecha-Streisand in "201"
MUHAMMAD Being visible before he became too controversial for television in "Super Best Friends"
GOD Answering Stan's question about why he isn't having a period in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" Making sure Saddam's not building any weapons in the sky at the end of "A Ladder to Heaven" Declaring Mormons were the only correct religion in "Probably"
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SANTA CLAUS Singing with Jesus in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Surviving torture at Iraq in "Red Sleigh Down" Killing the Woodland Critters in "Woodland Critter Christmas" Being imagined by Butters as a bizarre creature and fighting to save Imaginationland in "Imaginationland, Episode III"
PRIEST MAXI Threatening hell in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" Stopping child molestation in "Red Hot Catholic Love" Becoming Pitfall-Maxi in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
PRESIDENT OF THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY Explaining what Scientologists actually believe in "Trapped in the Closet"
MAYOR MCDANIELS Scheduling a giant firework-snake for the 4th of July in "Summer Sucks" Hosting the hippy-festival in "Die, Hippy, Die"
OFFICER BARBRADY Confirming Jews can't legally eat Christmas-snow in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Telling Barbara Streisand he doesn't give a rat's ass who she is as long as she's not Fiona Apple in "Mecha Streisand" Learning to read in "Chickenlover" Requesting the usual at Tweek's dad's coffee-shop (a slap to the face with a cat) in "Gnomes" Investigating the toilet paper-attack in "Toilet Paper"
SERGEANT YATES Framing rich black families in "The Jeffersons" Studying the differences between left and right hands in "Cartman's Incredible Gift" Calling it "niiiiice" when hearing a hot teacher's having sex with her students in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Becoming a prostitute in "Butters' Bottom B****" Relieving Mr. Mackey of his search for Tooth Decay in "Royal Pudding" Telling The Coon to leave yet looking to Mysterion for help in "The Coon"
DR. MEPHESTO Creating creatures with multiple asses, first seen in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" Helping Cartman find his dad in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" Being a sore loser about Randy winning the Nobel Prize in "Spontaneous Combustion"
TUONG LU KIM Fighting against Mongolians tearing down his city wall in "Child Abduction is Not Funny" Sponsoring Butters in "Jared Has Aides" Taking Wing to American Idol and The Contender in "Wing" Believing Jimmy and Timmy are robbing him in "Krazy Kripples" Fighting his Japanese competitor in "City Sushi" Suffering from multiple personalities in "City Sushi"
MR. GUEERMO Slapping everyone in his way throughout "Elementary School Musical"
SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA Singing to introduce himself in the beginning of "Sexual Harassment Panda"
MAYOR OF IMAGINATIONLAND Singing "Imagination" in "Imaginationland"
LEMMIWINKS Escaping Mr. Slave's ass in "Death Camp of Tolerance"
CRAB PEOPLE Turning the world metrosexual in "South Park is Gay"
MANBEARPIG Causing havok inside Sector Two in "Imaginationland, Episode II"
WOODLAND CRITTERS Giving birth to the son of Satan in "Woodland Critter Christmas" Killing Kurt Russel in "Imaginationland, Episode II"
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MR. HANKEY Going into Mr. Mackey's cup in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Inspiring the Mr. Hankey Construction Set-toys in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" Bringing a poo-nami upon South Park to chase away the film festival in "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls" Hosting "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" Meeting his family in "A Very Crappy Christmas" Taking the Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole in "Red Sleigh Down"
TOWELIE Getting high, first seen in "Towelie" Dialing the tune to "Funkytown" instead of the password in "Towelie" Understanding there's been a "Towlie-ban" in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" Writing an autobiography in "A Million Little Fibers" Feeling like he could walk on sunshine after inhaling canned air in "Crippled Summer"
CELEBRITY, PART ONE George Clooney doing Sparky's voice (Stan's gay dog) in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" Sally Struthers hogging all of Africa's food in "Starvin' Marvin" Barbara Streisand morphing into Mecha-Streisand in "Mecha-Streisand" The Cure saving South Park at the end of "Mecha-Streisand" Johnny Cochran giving the Chewbacca Defense in "Chef Aid" Korn parodying Scooby Doo in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" Charles Manson learning the joys of Christmas in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" Janet Reno fighting for the Romanian quintuplet-performers in "Quintuplets 2000" Cheech and Chong working for Miss Information in "Cherokee Hair Tampons" Rosie O'Donnel trying to break a class's tie-vote in "Trapper Keeper" Radiohead dissing Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die" Russell Crowe making movies, writing songs, and fighting 'round the world through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" Rob Schneider having multiple trailers in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" John Edward becoming the biggest douche in the universe in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" David Blaine leading a cult in "Super Best Friends" O.J. Simpson helping Butters' parents find their son's murderer in "Butters' Very Own Episode" Jared Fogle having aides in "Jared Has Aides" Steven Spielberg and George Lucas re-releasing Indiana Jones in "Free Hat" Alan Jackson singing songs about the ladder to Heaven in "A Ladder to Heaven" Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones in "The China Probrem" Christopher Reeve drinking aborted fetuses in "Krazy Kripples" Gene Hackman stopping Christopher Reeve from becoming stronger in "Krazy Kripples" Jennifer Lopez attacking Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" Ben Affleck falling in love with Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" Rob Reiner trying to stop everyone from smoking in "Butt Out" Mel Gibson begging for torture in "The Passion of the Jew" P. Diddy telling Stan to vote or die in "Douche and Turd" Paris Hilton going sleazy in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" Tom Cruise locking himself in the closet in "Trapped in the Closet" R. Kelly threatening to shoot someone in "Trapped in the Closet"
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CELEBRITY, PART TWO Biggy Smalls being summoned by children by mirrors in "Hell on Earth 2006" Steve Irwin being kicked out of Satan's party for not having a costume in "Hell on Earth 2006" Michael Jackson singing through-out "The Jeffersons" Cesar Millan training Cartman through-out "Psst" Al Gore protecting the world from ManBearPig in "ManBearPig" Oprah Winfrey's v***** and a****** coming to life in "A Million Little Fibers" Bono discovering he was the former record for the word's biggest crap in "More Crap" Jesse Jackson getting Randy to apologize in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" Michael Richards saving Randy from anti-racist hillbillies in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" Angelina Jolie hosting a lice-home in "Lice Capades" Hillary Clinton falling victim to terrorists sneaking a snuke up her sniz in "The Snuke" Chris Hansen having Cartman sit down in "Le Petit Tourette" Mel Gibson teaching story-structure in "Imaginationland" Kurt Russel being killed by the Woodland Critters in "Imaginationland, Episode II" Jimmy Buffet singing for Cartman's party in "Tonsil Trouble" Magic Johnson healing himself and the kids from AIDS with money in "Tonsil Trouble" Britney Spears shooting herself in "Britney's New Look" YouTube-celebrities brawling in "Canada on Strike" Barack Obama performing a heist in "About Last Night..." Sarah Palin playing dumb in public to hide her spy-persona in "About Last Night..." The Jonas Brothers living in fear of Mr. Mouse in "The Ring" Kanye West failing to get the joke in "Fishsticks" Carlos Mencia having his head knocked off by Kanye West in "Fishsticks" Billy Mays selling Chipotlay with his old infomercials in "Dead Celebrities" Michael Jackson's soul controlling Ike in "Dead Celebrities" Vince McMahon attending the kids' wrestling show in "W.T.F." Tiger Woods fighting in his newest golf-game in "Sexual Healing" Sarah Jessica Parker being mistaken for a transvestite donkey witch in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" Tom Cruise refusing to admit he's working in a fudge factory in "200" Tom Cruise lying dead beside Willzyx in "201" Snookie looking for her smush-smush in "It's a Jersey Thing" Steve Jobs creating the HUMANCENTiPAD in "HUMANCENTiPAD" Tyler Perry not leaving in "Funnybot" Slash getting the Santa-treatment in "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
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Howdy-ho gang -- this is going to be where everything related to my ongoing board-project about discovering the best moments for each South Park character will take place. This front page is going to be loaded with all the nominations we got recently; they're coming right after this post...but after that, it'll become the spot you want to be at for results, upcoming topics to vote in, and discussion that ensues from it all.
I may launch the first topic tonight, but I'll probably wait until after the holiday-break passes. The main four kids will be done first, and I'll figure out a decent enough order for the rest of the cast (suggestions are welcome).
EDIT: All of the episodes (except "Super Best Friends," "200/201," and currently "You're Getting Old" until July 8th) can be found at South Park Studios below:
Great catch, Raven 2 -- I knew Butters had been threatened to be grounded as early as his very own episode, but I wasn't sure when he was first grounded.
Firaga -- whoops! I haven't read either story and often mix them up. Thanks for the correction.
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By my count, it looks like we have thirty-five characters with enough nominations for their own topic (at least five). Add an additional final day to finish off the characters with fewer moments than that, and we're looking at a little over a month to finish this project.
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Since every character getting their own topic has at least five nominationsand the initial goal was to get the top five moments for every character, I've decided the scoring system should reflect that; you'll be able to rank your top five (first place for five points, fifth place for one point). That said, most days will have many more options and we often like to give some other options some credit, so you'll have up to five additional votes for Honorable Mentions (each worth half a point). You're welcome to vote for as many or as few per day as you desire.
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I'll have a new topic for Kyle in the morning. If anybody wants to make a last-minute addition to his nominations, speak now or forever hold your peace.
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Stan (37) 28.5 - Daring Scientologists to sue him at the end of "Trapped In The Closet" 25.5 - Confronting John Edward in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" 23.5 - Skiing to save the youth center in "Asspen" 17.5 - Screaming "Oh my God, you killed Kenny," first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" 13 - Tricking his "future self" by faking cutting his hand off in "My Future Self 'n' Me" 12 - Saving Christmas in "Woodland Critter Christmas" 11.5 - Admitting he broke the dam in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" 11 - Dealing with Facebook in "You Have 0 Friends" 7 - Trying to lose every game of baseball in "The Losing Edge" 5 - Puking on Wendy when she gives him attention, first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" 5 - Turning cynical in "You're Getting Old" 4.5 - Bribing a homeless man with alcohol to help them get tickets for "Asses of Fire" in "South Park: 3.5 - Going goth in "Raisins" 3 - Learning how banks work in "Margaritaville" 3 - Coaching a hockey team in "Stanley's Cup" 2.5 - Refusing to vote in "Douche and Turd" 2 - Becoming the popular player and teaming with Thad in "Guitar Q****-O" 2 - Trying to understand Token's feelings in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" 2 - Fighting with Kyle over who found the frozen man from 1996 in "Prehistoric Ice Man" 2 - Attempting to win Wendy back with "Shock the Monkey" in "Raisins" 1.5 - Caving in to sing in "Elementary School Musical" 1 - Getting in-character around the kidnappers in "Super Fun Time" 1 - Saving dolphins and whales in "Whale Whores" 1 - Taking hormones to reach puberty faster in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" .5 - Setting a bear-trap for Roy the step-dad in "Clubhouses" .5 - Flipping out about how goobacks can't get his order right in "Goobacks" .5 - Laying a dookie in the urinal in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" .5 - Struggling to learn from Cartman about how to talk to Sharon in "Preschool" .5 - Collecting his dance-team in "You Got F'd in the A"
Stan had thirty-seven nominations and got twenty-nine of them voted on...niiiiice. Confronting John Edward almost won, but Scientology pulled back ahead late last night to win it all. I forgot how good Stan was in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe," but I'm enjoying it again right now. Still think the right one won though!
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It was enough to change the names in the credits (which was part of the joke, but still) and temporarily pull the episode. That's a big way to cap off a great episode.
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Kyle (23/37) 10 - Doubting God after getting hemorrhoids in "Cartmanland" 8 - Freeing Willzyx in "Free Willzyx" 8 - Speaking against censorship in "Cartoon Wars Part II" 7.5 - Having no rhythm while dancing to "Getting Gay With Kids" in "Rainforest Shmainforest" 6 - Splitting game-career paths with Stan in "Guitar Q****-O" 6 - Losing his bet against Cartman about leprechauns in "Imaginationland" 5.5 - Fighting Cartman in "Cartoon Wars Part II" 5 - Questioning Reality in "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" 5 - Watching "The Passion of the Christ" in "The Passion of the Jew" 4 - Giving the eulogy to Chef's funeral in "The Return of Chef" 4 - Saving Ike from his teacher in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" 3 - Informing Cartman he plays mental gymnastics to believe anything he wants in "Fishsticks" 3 - Convincing Cartman to run away to Somalia in "Fatbeard" 2.5 - Going Jersey in "It's a Jersey Thing" 1.5 - Organizing the pedophiles to attend Cartman's Dateline-interview in "Les Petit Tourettes" 1 - Going in debt to save the economy in "Margaritaville" 1 - Threatening to break everything Cartman owns in "Tonsil Trouble" 1 - Getting a negroplasty in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****" 1 - Becoming Kip Drordy's only friend in "You Have 0 Friends" .5 - Screaming "You bastards," first seen in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" .5 - Rebooting the internet across the nation in "Over Logging" .5 - Writing to Fidel Castro about freeing Cuba so Kyle could attend a concert .5 - Trying to keep up with the other children's fascination with Chinpoko Mon in "Chinpoko Mon"
Cartmanland's a great episode, but I didn't think it would win since Kyle goes through so much trouble. He does feel a lot better by the end of it though, so it makes enough sense.
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Kenny (15/18) 14 - Cheesing through-out "Major Boobage" 9 - Dying, first seen in "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" 8.5 - Preventing any chance of siblings by sabotaging his dad in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" 8.5 - Hitting Butters with his ninja-star in "Good Times With Weapons" 5 - Taking Home Economics at school instead of Shop in "Tweek Vs. Craig" 5 - Revealing he is Mysterion with a real power in "Mysterion Rises" 5 - Trying to get a blowjob in "The Ring" 3.5 - Playing out the battle between good and evil on his PSP in "Best Friends Forever" 2 -Taking any dare for money in "Fat Camp" 2 - Mooning the school camera through his hoody in "How to Eat With Your Butt" 1 - Living through Cartman, first seen in "A Ladder to Heaven" .5 - Being fired into the sky as El Pollo Loco in "W.T.F." .5 - Sneaking into a Jewish children's camp in "Jewbilee" .5 - Taking a picture of the Joozians in "Cancelled" .5 - Detesting Cartman's stereotyping of NASCAR-fans in "Poor and Stupid"
No real surprises here despite only getting four votes -- I figure the low vote-totals we've had the past two days would change the results more. Cheesing beats out his original gimmick.
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I was planning for the celebrities to be the last one we did before trying to get the one-timers and smaller characters. I may bump it up sooner though since you requested it -- I need to start thinking more about who we'll vote on next anyway.
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Cartman (34/107) 20.5 - Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die" 8 - Leading the Confederacy in a reenactment to win so he can win a bet in "The Red Badge of Gayness" 5 - Having a "wardrobe malfunction" when he thought he was invisible in "Good Times With Weapons" 4.5 - Giving himself Tourette's Syndrome in "Le Petit Tourette" 4.5 - Becoming the Dawg in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" 4 - Stealing Jimmy's joke in "Fishsticks" 4 - Attacking Kyle with a wiffle-ball bat in "Toilet Paper" 4 - Leading an army inspired by "The Passion of the Christ" 3 - Searching for his dad in "Cartman's Mom is (Still) a Dirty Slut" 3 - Playing a robot to trick Butters in "AWESOM-O" 3 - Telling Mr. Garrison to suck his balls during class in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" 3 - S***ting on Ms. Cartman in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" 2 - Trying to have a flashback to 1776 instead of studying in "I'm a Little Bit Country" 2 - Singing about minorities in "Pee" 2 - Dealing with his eye-doctor in "The Succubus" 2 - Leading "Faith Plus One" in "Christian Rock Hard" 1 - Eating all of the skin off of the fried chicken and leaving immediately afterward in "The Death of Eric Cartman" 1 - Accusing Mrs. Cartman of f***ing him through-out "HUMANCENTiPAD" 1 - Freezing himself to make the Wii come sooner in "Go God Go" 1 - Becoming The Coon, first seen in "The Coon" .5 - Accusing Mrs. Cartman of f***ing him through-out "HUMANCENTiPAD" .5 - Defeating Saddam Hussein with his malfunctioning V-chip in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" .5 - Singing "Poker Face" in "Whale Whores" .5 - Eating and s***ting fake treasure in "ManBearPig" .5 - Jennifer Lopez and Mitch Conner coming to life in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" .5 - Taking a picture of himself with Butters's wang in his mouth in "Cartman Sucks" .5 - Atoning for all of his bad deeds with fruit baskets in "The Death of Eric Cartman" .5 - Robbing Kyle of his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" .5 - Jumping homeless people in "Night of the Living Homeless" .5 - Becoming a psychic in "Cartman's Incredible Gift" .5 - Becoming NAMBLA's poster-boy in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" .5 - Inheriting a million dollars to buy his theme park in "Cartmanland" .5 - Teaching inner-city kids to cheat in "Eek, a P****!" .5 - Becoming a cop in "Chickenlover"
His revenge on Scott Tenorman was a pretty obvious #1 for someone who had both the most nominations and will likely have the toughest time narrowing down the given options. I'm surprised the next two placed as high as they did, though they're certainly great. I didn't count SOOOWWWL's question about where the Minority-song was as a vote since he never came back to clarify or show a particular intention of voting before or on this day...but it made it onto the board anyway as our first write-in, so at least there's that!
For the record, I'll deal with all necessary tie-breakers in the top five of every list at a later point.
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Towelie (7/7) 23 - Dialing the tune to "Funkytown" instead of the password in "Towelie" 22 - Getting high, first seen in "Towelie" 12 - Understanding there's been a "Towlie-ban" in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" 7 - Feeling like he could walk on sunshine after inhaling canned air in "Crippled Summer" 3 - Coming to terms with himself, admitting he's a towel in "Crippled Summer" 3 - Writing an autobiography in "A Million Little Fibers" 2 - Attempting to play Stairway to Heaven in the talent contest in "Professor Chaos"
Towelie's the first to have everything nominated get points, though with only seven options (two being write-ins) that becomes a lot easier to do. While he certainly gets love for getting high, Funkytown finishes strong to take #1.
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Gerald (8/8) 23.5 - Getting a dolphinplasty "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New V*****" 21 - Caving in to cheese again in "Major Boobage" 16.5 - Getting smug for driving a hybrid in "Smug Alert" 13 - Suing everyone for sexual harassment in "Sexual Harassment Panda" 5.5 - Trying to rekindle a friendship with Kenny's dad in "Chickenpox" 4 - Being unable to get a "resurr-erection" in "Spontaneous Combustion" 4 - Rubbing one out in the hot tub with Randy in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" 2.5 - Going through Apple to get Kyle back in "HUMANCENTiPAD"
If I could swim with the dolphins.....
Cheesing did well again, too -- turns out South Park fans love to cheese!
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