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Solar_Crimson
07/31/23 7:50:24 AM
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(From a 1998 Yoshi's Story comic given out to German Club Nintendo members)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/4/AANZVmAAEteI.jpg

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Poorly
07/31/23 7:51:35 AM
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I thought yoshi can't speaks

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DKBananaSlamma
07/31/23 7:52:22 AM
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lmao

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Solar_Crimson
07/31/23 7:52:42 AM
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Poorly posted...
I thought yoshi can't speaks
Depends on the game, but this could also be one of those auto-translate for the benefit of us readers.

Trickfinger posted...
Yoshi's what?
Autocorrect.

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Priere
07/31/23 7:53:53 AM
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Those comments to hurt him that he stood there frozen for hours

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DKBananaSlamma
07/31/23 7:55:17 AM
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There's also a white yoshi too. iirc, the black and white yoshis are the best ones in Yoshi's Story because all fruits are their favorites and they can eat other things that the normal yoshis can't, like peppers.

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El_Marsh
07/31/23 7:57:22 AM
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Oh hey, it's my childhood!

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Solar_Crimson
07/31/23 7:58:40 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
There's also a white yoshi too. iirc, the black and white yoshis are the best ones in Yoshi's Story because all fruits are their favorites and they can eat other things that the normal yoshis can't, like peppers.
The only drawbacks are that if they are taken, you can't use them again at all until you find their egg again, and they can't be used in the Trial mode.

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McMarbles
07/31/23 8:05:32 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
(From a 1998 Yoshi's Story comic given out to German Club Nintendo members)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/4/AANZVmAAEteI.jpg
Try that on Dinosaur Island.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/31/23 8:06:27 AM
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fucking racist pricks... smh
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pikachupwnage
07/31/23 8:07:23 AM
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No wonder Mario drops the fuckers off cliffs.

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TimeForAction
07/31/23 8:07:35 AM
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MrResetti
07/31/23 8:12:44 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
There's also a white yoshi too. iirc, the black and white yoshis are the best ones in Yoshi's Story because all fruits are their favorites and they can eat other things that the normal yoshis can't, like peppers.
Yeah they jump higher and longer as well
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DocileOrangeCup
07/31/23 8:49:49 AM
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Can't have shit on yoshi island...

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/31/23 9:03:56 AM
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you would think out of all the creatures out there, that Yoshis would be the least racist but wow...

guess Bowser ain't the only racist creature in the Mushroom Kingdom.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MOlKO1Mcijo
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CARRRNE_ASADA
07/31/23 9:15:39 AM
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Tell me theres more story after that and theres a happy ending after realizing theyre all the same no matter the yoshis color?

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Irony
07/31/23 9:18:42 AM
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Nintendo is racist*

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Turbam
07/31/23 9:22:17 AM
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That's an uncool action

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Kloe_Rinz
07/31/23 9:22:20 AM
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why did he stand there unblinking for hours
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Jupiter
07/31/23 9:23:04 AM
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I wonder what that uncool action was.

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Jagr_68
07/31/23 9:36:36 AM
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Should be a followup comic where cape Mario and Black Yoshi happily fly up to the stars while the other Yoshi's drown to death in Boss Bass' terror stream.

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08/01/23 9:29:07 AM
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08/01/23 9:29:07 AM
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xlr_big-coop
08/01/23 10:15:39 PM
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DUKLegend
08/01/23 10:19:18 PM
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To try and find some good in that, I'll say that at least the comics' intention was to promote sympathy for the black Yoshi.
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Ratchetrockon
08/01/23 10:20:46 PM
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So mean

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HylianFox
08/01/23 10:25:52 PM
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How did they treat the white Yoshi

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HylianFox
08/01/23 10:27:07 PM
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And why are the other Yoshis wearing ball caps and shirts

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deoxxys
08/01/23 10:34:53 PM
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https://youtube.com/shorts/iZHcULuDNPM?feature=share

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Bass
08/01/23 10:38:33 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

WTF, now I need to see that.

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Kradek
08/02/23 12:48:59 AM
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Man, it was all pretty bad, but "He can go look for black friends. See Ya...!" was especially on the nose.

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sfcalimari
08/02/23 12:54:12 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/2/AAKd0vAAEt2A.jpg

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HylianFox
08/02/23 9:30:09 AM
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HylianFox posted...
How did they treat the white Yoshi

HylianFox posted...
And why are the other Yoshis wearing ball caps and shirts

still waiting for answers

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WingsOfGood
08/02/23 9:35:09 AM
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Wow that comic was dark.
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HylianFox
08/02/23 9:36:52 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Wow that comic was dark.

Literally

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Jupiter
08/02/23 9:37:16 AM
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I googled it and looked at the images (couldn't click any links since I'm at work and have to be cautious of what I click on). I couldn't find a collection of the comics in order, but I found bits and pieces of different panels. Looks like initially they wanted to scrub the black Yoshi clean because they thought he had gotten dirty from idiots causing an oil spill. They thought they were being helpful. But then they turned racist when they realized he's actually black. But at the end of the story, they got over their prejudice and they all became friends.

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HylianFox
08/02/23 9:38:48 AM
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Jupiter posted...
But at the end of the story, they got over their prejudice and they all became friends.

Then how come Brown Yoshis aren't around anymore?

Because they were wiped out in the terrible Color Wars, that's why
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action52
08/02/23 9:40:55 AM
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That's nothing compared to the shit that Pikachu believes

https://youtu.be/trYdpmlUu_E

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Quake-64
08/02/23 9:41:29 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Then how come Brown Yoshis aren't around anymore?

Because they were wiped out in the terrible Color Wars, that's why
>_>

yoshis story is an allegory and a prediction of human race.

white yoshis wiped out the native (brown) yoshis. But now most yoshis are of a variety of colors (so theyre mixed yoshis)

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__aCEr__
08/02/23 9:42:38 AM
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Jupiter posted...
But at the end of the story, they got over their prejudice and they all became friends.

They all realized they had a common enemy. Mario.

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Sir_Will
08/02/23 9:44:03 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I... what!?

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Turbam
08/02/23 9:45:21 AM
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I found the uncool action
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/7/AANKsdAAEt5D.jpg

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HylianFox
08/02/23 9:45:43 AM
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Quake-64 posted...
yoshis story is an allegory and a prediction of human race.

white yoshis wiped out the native (brown) yoshis. But now most yoshis are of a variety of colors (so theyre mixed yoshis)

Maybe early Yoshis were all brown, and became colorful as they acquired a preference for fruit. Eventually Brown Yoshis became extinct.

Black and White Yoshis are the result of a genetic mutation (like albinism), yet they have a preference for all fruits, not just the ones that match their color...

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mercurydude
08/02/23 9:46:31 AM
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sfcalimari posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/2/AAKd0vAAEt2A.jpg

"Loo juice"

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SSJGrimReaper
08/02/23 9:47:09 AM
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what about Toads

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WingsOfGood
08/02/23 9:47:45 AM
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Turbam posted...
I found the uncool action
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/7/AANKsdAAEt5D.jpg

Wait who is this blonde beauty Penny?
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Quake-64
08/02/23 9:48:14 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Maybe early Yoshis were all brown, and became colorful as they acquired a preference for fruit. Eventually Brown Yoshis became extinct.

Black and White Yoshis are the result of a genetic mutation (like albinism), yet they have a preference for all fruits, not just the ones that match their color...

theyre mutations.

one got bit by a goat (white), one got bit by a seal (black). They acquired powers (they like all fruits)

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HylianFox
08/02/23 9:48:16 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Wait who is this blonde beauty Penny?

I'm sure it's Peach, everyone wants to bone her

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