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DarkRoast 01/13/23 10:16:01 PM #1: |
...I only have like 10 weeks left. I don't know why I did this --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 01/13/23 10:18:55 PM #2: |
tag. I actually have not followed your topics lately and I was curious about how far along you are, so I'm glad that I saw an update tbh. Hang in there. This was something you wanted. It will work out and for the most part CE will be rooting for you :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mensis 01/13/23 10:19:41 PM #3: |
Just poop it out --- Stupid Pirate Guy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 01/13/23 10:20:23 PM #4: |
Think of how much better youll feel afterwards Maybe itll be like a really satisfying poop, times a thousand --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 01/13/23 10:21:01 PM #5: |
Are you gonna do it natural or epidural? --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mybbqrules 01/13/23 10:29:32 PM #6: |
itachi15243 posted... Are you gonna do it natural or epidural?I highly recommend that if DarkRoast is having some late pregnancy jitters, that she take an epidural. --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poorly 01/13/23 10:35:26 PM #7: |
Push! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 7:18:40 AM #8: |
itachi15243 posted... Are you gonna do it natural or epidural? Epidural for sure --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 01/14/23 7:27:16 AM #9: |
Do the birth standing if possible . Bring on a bed makes getting the baby out harder, where standing gravity assists in the birth. Heck I saw a video of a lady giving birth stand in a doorway and pull the baby out in under 30 seconds. Edited for brain mishap. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 01/14/23 7:29:00 AM #10: |
At the end you're rewarded with a mini you that you can put funny clothes on --- https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 01/14/23 7:33:41 AM #11: |
Mistere_Man posted... Do the birth at home. Bring on a bed makes getting the baby out harder, where standing gravity assists in the birth. Heck I saw a video of a lady giving birth stand in a doorway and pull the baby out in under 30 seconds.This is absolutely absurd to the point of being almost malevolent. What, pray tell, are your arguments for giving birth at home rather than in a hospital? So the doula/midwife/nurse/accredited obstetrician can finally max out their achievements list? Home births are lovely, unless there are complications (not to worry anyone). Our attitude was always better safe than sorry. Both of ours came out like they were on rails, but plenty of people we know have had complications. A birthing pool or (doorway?) home north cant help with complications. Then you just need to get an ambulance and hope time is on your side. So yes. Hospital births. Kakapo approved. --- There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 01/14/23 7:34:10 AM #12: |
Kakapo posted... This is absolutely absurd to the point of being almost malevolent.It seems clearly joking --- https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JuanCarlos1 01/14/23 7:35:50 AM #13: |
Mistere_Man posted... Do the birth at home. Bring on a bed makes getting the baby out harder, where standing gravity assists in the birth. Heck I saw a video of a lady giving birth stand in a doorway and pull the baby out in under 30 seconds. Problem with that is that a house is not fully equipped to deal with any issues that may arise during delivery or after --- Mas dicen, que en las dimensiones de nuestro ser... hay muchos detalles por conocer... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 01/14/23 7:36:50 AM #14: |
Doe posted... It seems clearly jokingNo, your idea has merit. We have pictures of both our crotch goblins in funny outfits. Theyre called 21st birthday fuel. --- There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 01/14/23 7:37:46 AM #15: |
Kakapo posted... This is absolutely absurd to the point of being almost malevolent.Honestly I am not sure why I said at home I meant to put standing up. I apologize I am probably just tired. I mean the rest of it was about standing up, I am very confused by that at home. Again I apologize. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 01/14/23 7:46:45 AM #16: |
Mistere_Man posted... Do the birth standing if possible . Bring on a bed makes getting the baby out harder, where standing gravity assists in the birth. Heck I saw a video of a lady giving birth stand in a doorway and pull the baby out in under 30 seconds. You're joking right? --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 01/14/23 7:49:30 AM #17: |
Mistere_Man posted... Honestly I am not sure why I said at home I meant to put standing up. I apologize I am probably just tired. I mean the rest of it was about standing up, I am very confused by that at home. Again I apologize.Yeah, fair enough. Brain farts happen. They happen to me all the time. Youre all good. --- There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 01/14/23 8:00:27 AM #18: |
Ilishe posted... You're joking right?Why do you ask? Standing birth does have its benefits, but ultimately it is up to the child bearer to decide what is most comfortable for them. Oh and I am not suggesting she give birth in a doorway, that was just a video I saw, but the birth was so fast I thought I would mention it. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 01/14/23 8:02:49 AM #20: |
Mistere_Man posted... Why do you ask? Standing birth does have its benefits, but ultimately it is up to the child bearer to decide what is most comfortable for them.Lets also add what is most comfortable for them and fits with the advice given by their obgyn/midwife/doula. Its a suggestion, anyway, where mileage may vary. --- There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 01/14/23 8:05:13 AM #21: |
Kakapo posted... Lets also add what is most comfortable for them and fits with the advice given by their obgyn/midwife/doula.Exactly, and thank you for that correction. I am not saying go against doctors or anything, just trying to suggest possible ways to ease/shorten the labor to ask their doctors about. Geez I cant write out my thoughts correctly today. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_hulk88 01/14/23 8:08:43 AM #22: |
Kakapo posted... Home births are lovely, unless there are complications (not to worry anyone). Our attitude was always better safe than sorry. Yeah that's my opinion too especially after watching Pieces of a woman last yeat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 01/14/23 8:10:40 AM #23: |
Mistere_Man posted... Exactly, and thank you for that correction. I am not saying go against doctors or anything, just trying to suggest possible ways to ease/shorten the labor to ask their doctors about.Its all good and I apologise if I came across as needlessly combative. --- There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul 24 hour party parrot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 8:13:24 AM #24: |
Can I just go back to being a guy now --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 01/14/23 8:15:34 AM #25: |
You're almost there! --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 8:15:34 AM #26: |
Mistere_Man posted... Exactly, and thank you for that correction. I am not saying go against doctors or anything, just trying to suggest possible ways to ease/shorten the labor to ask their doctors about. Don't worry, I'm a doctor and I plan on doing it the medical way. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 01/14/23 8:24:34 AM #27: |
DarkRoast posted... Don't worry, I'm a doctor and I plan on doing it the medical way.Perfectly and completely understandable, unlike me lol. I do again apologize for my strange wording mishap, and if I have given bad advice in this. I often want to help others if I can, but I forget I am not the best person to give advice on anything honestly. Still thank you all for putting up with me. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 8:30:18 AM #28: |
Seriously don't worry about it, I've said far dumber things than that --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 01/14/23 10:46:40 AM #29: |
It's totally natural to be nervous and it hurts like you wouldn't believe. But you do whatever is most comfortable for you. A lot of women have an instinct about what is best for them and every pregnancy is different. Wishing you a healthy delivery. *offers hugs* --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bladegash 01/14/23 10:51:23 AM #30: |
Water will break, trip to hospital, legal drugs, sneeze, leave with baby That easy --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 01/14/23 12:34:33 PM #31: |
bladegash posted... Water will break, trip to hospital, legal drugs, sneeze, leave with baby(Doctor with catchers mitt) Ready! Just dont sneeze a curve baby. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 01/14/23 12:37:07 PM #32: |
We can't stress this enough DarkRoast. Please aim properly. --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 01/14/23 12:39:35 PM #33: |
CyricZ posted... We can't stress this enough DarkRoast. Please aim properly.Seriously now all I can imagine is a baby flying out during a sneeze. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 01/14/23 12:41:32 PM #34: |
You know with the proper angle and pressure buildup it's possible for a launched baby to achieve escape velocity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 01/14/23 12:43:31 PM #35: |
I feel like I need some backstory, what the heck? TC Is with child and 10 weeks before birth? Was this pre-planned? Where's daddy? --- A worthless existence ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 01/14/23 12:45:10 PM #36: |
tremain07 posted... TC Is with child and 10 weeks before birth?Yes. She's been talking about it constantly. Was this pre-planned?Yes. Where's daddy?Her gay best friend is the father. --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamen_Rider_Blade 01/14/23 12:45:43 PM #37: |
DarkRoast posted... Epidural for sureC-Section or Natural Birth? --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 01/14/23 12:46:26 PM #38: |
name the baby LightRoast --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 01/14/23 12:48:33 PM #39: |
CyricZ posted... Yes. She's been talking about it constantly.Did they have sex or was it artificial insemination? --- A worthless existence ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 12:49:21 PM #40: |
tremain07 posted... Did they have sex or was it artificial insemination? Tried the latter, didn't work. Cost too much to try again that way so we had sex for several months during my ovulation times. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BignutzisBack 01/14/23 12:49:29 PM #41: |
I wouldn't worry about it, you are literally a doctor so you can have the baby yourself and repair any complications you have yourself --- http://i.imgur.com/plA0Vg9.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 12:50:57 PM #43: |
AI is like $10,000 if not covered by insurance, and you pay it whether or not it succeeds. So yeah, just being awkward was worth the $10k --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Krave_ 01/14/23 12:51:19 PM #44: |
Was it artificial insemination or did the gay friend nut in you? --- Am I seducing or being seduced? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cuticrusader09 01/14/23 12:52:12 PM #45: |
If you get the epidural itll be fine. You really dont feel anything. You get the urge the push but no pain (I tore and I didnt even realize it). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 12:52:22 PM #46: |
_Krave_ posted... Was it artificial insemination or did the gay friend nut in you? Both --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 12:53:06 PM #47: |
Cuticrusader09 posted... If you get the epidural itll be fine. You really dont feel anything. You get the urge the push but no pain (I tore and I didnt even realize it). All I can say is I better be 100% numb lol --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Krave_ 01/14/23 12:54:09 PM #48: |
How was the sex? All these variables involved, did you get to have an orgasm during? --- Am I seducing or being seduced? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamen_Rider_Blade 01/14/23 12:56:14 PM #49: |
Are you opting for a C-section, or Natural Birth? --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 01/14/23 12:57:39 PM #50: |
_Krave_ posted... How was the sex? All these variables involved, did you get to have an orgasm during? Come on man, could you just not? I was trans-male (F2M) at that time so it was awkward as hell. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cuticrusader09 01/14/23 12:58:25 PM #51: |
DarkRoast posted... All I can say is I better be 100% numb lol The worst part is getting the epidural because you absolutely are not supposed to move. Do you have a support person? You need them to be good for that. You have to progress to a certain point before they give you it. I almost missed the window on my second because I was progressing too fast. Usually the first one takes longer so you wont miss the window. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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