Poll of the Day > Do you think Dr. Frankenstein's creation had a big dick?

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GanonsSpirit
10/04/21 7:57:57 PM
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We know the doctor picked the choicest parts he could find, but do you think he could find a big one for him?
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LinkPizza
10/04/21 8:00:15 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
We know the doctor picked the choicest parts he could find, but do you think he could find a big one for him?

Probably big, but smaller than the doctors
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shadowsword87
10/04/21 8:01:20 PM
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Yeah, he seems like he would try to impress a girl with a creation with a giant peener.
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wwinterj25
10/04/21 8:02:16 PM
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I'd assume so. Why create a monster that has a small rooster? That would just make him feel bad.

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Dmess85
10/04/21 8:08:41 PM
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Frankenweenie!!!

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PK_Spam
10/04/21 8:35:37 PM
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I think Victor just attached whatever he found.

Probably a broken one the monster wouldve been fucked either way if he got that woman he wanted.

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DANTE20XX
10/04/21 8:41:01 PM
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It had a horse wiener actually.

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likehelly
10/04/21 10:09:45 PM
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it was slightly below average but there was two of them

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/21 10:19:09 PM
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he had a micropenis. thats why he was so mad all the time.

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Metalsonic66
10/04/21 10:30:04 PM
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DANTE20XX posted...
It had a horse wiener actually.
That sounds dangerous

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Blighboy
10/04/21 10:31:26 PM
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I don't think any nerd would create a Chad alpha male with a bigger cock than themselves.

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Muscles
10/04/21 10:34:25 PM
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I don't think you get that angry at the world if you have a big willy (even if you are hideous, though even the book is inconsistent about that) , so I'll assume no

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wolfy42
10/04/21 11:11:15 PM
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No reproductive organs at all actually.

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Lokarin
10/04/21 11:23:05 PM
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It's not that it's 'big', it's more that it's like a Hitachi

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PK_Spam
10/05/21 9:50:26 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
No reproductive organs at all actually.
Frankenstein was really worried that if he made that bride the monster wanted, they would actually go and make freaky children with their abilities and intelligence, so he might actually be able to shoot the stuff.

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Far-Queue
10/05/21 11:30:04 AM
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I love this thread lmao

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adjl
10/05/21 11:42:16 AM
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The size matters less than the built-in electrostim ability.

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SilentSeph
10/05/21 11:58:00 AM
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If you go by internet standards then no

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Blighboy
10/05/21 12:06:02 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
If you go by internet standards then no
They didn't have the internet back then. You could only compare to your husband and your milk man.

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GanonsSpirit
10/05/21 12:24:25 PM
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PK_Spam posted...

Frankenstein was really worried that if he made that bride the monster wanted, they would actually go and make freaky children with their abilities and intelligence, so he might actually be able to shoot the stuff.

This. Frankenstein's monster's dick is 100% canon.
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Chaos_Echo
10/05/21 2:53:00 PM
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Well, he specifically stated that he used bigger parts in order to make the construction of the body easier to work with, so...

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JoanOfArcade
10/05/21 3:19:24 PM
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They straight up say it in Young Frankenstein if you count that

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Blighboy
10/05/21 3:26:35 PM
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Do you think Frankenstein went with a cut or uncut schlong

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LinkPizza
10/05/21 3:27:46 PM
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JoanOfArcade posted...
They straight up say it in Young Frankenstein if you count that

What exactly did they say?
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likehelly
10/05/21 3:30:03 PM
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what the straight fuck did they say, verbatim

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wwinterj25
10/05/21 3:36:46 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
What exactly did they say?
He would have an enormous schwanzschtcker. Translated schwanzschtcker means tail sticker.

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ReturnOfFa
10/05/21 3:38:13 PM
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I think he had a big dick in Son of Frankenstein.

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Blighboy
10/05/21 3:39:24 PM
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Maybe it was only big compared to his son, otherwise it would have been mentioned in the original

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myghostisdead
10/05/21 4:01:33 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Watch Young Frankenstein for your answer.
Woof!

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Dmess85
10/05/21 4:10:15 PM
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Dmess85 posted...
Frankenweenie!!!

Frankenweenie!!!

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adjl
10/05/21 4:19:03 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Do you think Frankenstein went with a cut or uncut schlong

Every other part of him was cut. I see no reason why his dingler would be any different.

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shadowsword87
10/05/21 4:23:17 PM
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If Frakenstein shot his seed, wouldn't it be of the dead guy that it was taken from and not of him though?
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Blighboy
10/05/21 4:31:34 PM
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adjl posted...
Every other part of him was cut. I see no reason why his dingler would be any different.
But stitched back together. Perhaps the doctor took an uncut schlong from one corpse and a foreskin from another corpse and attached them to one another.

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LinkPizza
10/05/21 4:47:14 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
If Frakenstein shot his seed, wouldn't it be of the dead guy that it was taken from and not of him though?

Well, from whoever the balls came from
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Lil_Bit83
10/05/21 5:50:41 PM
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Young Frankenstein will answer your question.

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adjl
10/05/21 11:41:33 PM
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Blighboy posted...
But stitched back together. Perhaps the doctor took an uncut schlong from one corpse and a foreskin from another corpse and attached them to one another.

Arguably, that still counts as "cut."

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ReturnOfFa
10/06/21 2:30:40 AM
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waaaait I'm thinking of Young Frankenstein!

oh lmfao she literally says 'woof' XD

https://youtu.be/ZztrDsOUJeI

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Krazy_Kirby
10/06/21 4:39:31 AM
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the guy who played the monster in that was also raymond's dad in everybody loves raymond
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DocDelicious
10/06/21 5:48:02 AM
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"Ooooooh sweet destiny at last I've found you!"

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