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AlisLandale
03/16/21 4:26:11 PM
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Play as Femshep, or romance Tali?

Hopefully they make her bi in the remaster. >_>

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SSJGrimReaper
03/16/21 4:27:03 PM
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Femshep

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Obstacle2
03/16/21 4:27:24 PM
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garrus donger >>>>>>>>

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DeadBankerDream
03/16/21 4:27:44 PM
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Save Ashley or kill Kaidan. Hardest choice.
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AlisLandale
03/16/21 4:27:47 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Femshep

But Nomadic Quarian gf

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RetsuZaiZen
03/16/21 4:28:13 PM
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They're only updating visuals and game systems, nothing more. So Tali is staying the same.

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DavidZ2844
03/16/21 4:28:43 PM
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Femshep fucking sucks, go for Tali
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AlisLandale
03/16/21 4:29:17 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Save Ashley or kill Kaidan. Hardest choice.

Kill the one you romance. Thats gangster love.

(just playing it safe because I forgot to put spoilers in the title >_>)

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Offworlder1
03/16/21 4:31:08 PM
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Asley or Liara in ME 1.

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AlisLandale
03/16/21 4:35:31 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Asley or Liara in ME 1.

Thats not even hard. Ashley is hot but shes racist. #CancelAshleyWilliams

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BipBapBam
03/16/21 4:36:22 PM
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Tali's literally the only reason I play Male Shep >_______>

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DeadBankerDream
03/16/21 4:36:34 PM
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Hot take: Her racism is more interesting than Liara's exposition in ME1.
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ArchNemo
03/16/21 4:36:44 PM
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Romancing Tali is the only good decision I've ever made in my years on this planet.

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garan
03/16/21 4:36:46 PM
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Tali by miles, best Mass Effect waifu by far.
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Chewtarch
03/16/21 4:36:54 PM
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Hm IDK that any of them were too tough for me. Nothing jumps out. I guess being no-nonsense, no time for romance, boxart Shep has its advantages lol

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Smackems
03/16/21 4:38:49 PM
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DavidZ2844 posted...
Femshep fucking sucks, go for Tali


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Chewtarch
03/16/21 4:39:36 PM
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I wanna try Femshep but I fucking hate Jennifer Hale. It's not even her fault, but she's been around so damn long that her voice is even more immersion-breaking for me than crud-ass maleshep's VA

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ThePieReborn
03/16/21 4:40:10 PM
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Garrus is top tier husbando though.

It is a tough choice.

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Taharqa_
03/16/21 4:40:35 PM
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ME1 I romanced Liara, she just seemed the default. Tali was definitely the best romance option for Shep in ME2.

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/21 4:41:22 PM
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Post 4 is right.

But also its less hard if you're just trying to do the right thing. Sorry ash but maybe don't be a racist.

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DeadBankerDream
03/16/21 4:41:41 PM
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Bird insect sexing Garrus is weird. He's the ultimate bro. Bringing sex into it is silly.
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Stewman_Magoo
03/16/21 4:41:47 PM
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Geth or Quarian?

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Chewtarch
03/16/21 4:41:52 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Post 4 is right.

But also its less hard if you're just trying to do the right thing. Sorry ash but maybe don't be a racist.
didn't even hesitate to kill her lol

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/21 4:42:31 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
didn't even hesitate to kill her lol

Neither did I till I decided to do a replay where I kept her around just for a change. Lol.

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garan
03/16/21 4:43:14 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
I wanna try Femshep but I fucking hate Jennifer Hale. It's not even her fault, but she's been around so damn long that her voice is even more immersion-breaking for me than crud-ass maleshep's VA


That's really the main thing FemShep's got going for her. If you don't like Hale, I wouldn't bother. Her romance options suck.

ThePieReborn posted...
Garrus is top tier husbando though.


Hard disagree. His 'romance' is cringey and silly-- Garrus works much better as a friend.
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3PiesAndAFork
03/16/21 4:43:23 PM
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Tali fucking sucks, go for Femshep

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Funkydog
03/16/21 4:43:57 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Hopefully they make her bi in the remaster. >_>
Pretty sure I read they won't be changing any of the romances like that, despite admitting was their original plan and dialogue being recorded.

Damn Fox.

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/21 4:44:09 PM
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garan posted...
That's really the main thing FemShep's got going for her. If you don't like Hale, I wouldn't bother. Her romance options suck.

Hard disagree. His 'romance' is cringey and silly-- Garrus works much better as a friend.

I liked how awkward and weird garrus was tbh.

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ThePieReborn
03/16/21 4:44:53 PM
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garan posted...
That's really the main thing FemShep's got going for her. If you don't like Hale, I wouldn't bother. Her romance options suck.

Hard disagree. His 'romance' is cringey and silly-- Garrus works much better as a friend.
I like the cringe and silliness. Him awkwardly faffing about is one of the best sources of levity.

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Funkydog
03/16/21 4:45:22 PM
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I also liked Thanemancing as well.

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Chewtarch
03/16/21 4:45:37 PM
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Garrus is Shepard-lite; he shouldn't be romanceable or (me3 spoil) get with tali IMO

I always thought of Garrus is to Shepard as Foreman is to House (FOX's House)

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UnholyMudcrab
03/16/21 4:47:12 PM
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garan posted...
That's really the main thing FemShep's got going for her. If you don't like Hale, I wouldn't bother. Her romance options suck.
Traynor is a damn treasure

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Chewtarch
03/16/21 4:47:54 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Traynor is a damn treasure
I'm sorry...Traynor? Is that a character or a VA?

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DeadBankerDream
03/16/21 4:47:59 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

Traynor is a damn treasure

She showers with her underwear on.
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project_night
03/16/21 4:48:56 PM
#35:


DavidZ2844 posted...
Femshep fucking sucks, go for Tali

Maleshep's voice is awful in the first game. He improves in 2 and 3 though.
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Blighboy
03/16/21 4:49:28 PM
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Stewman_Magoo posted...
Geth or Quarian?
unironically the right answer, though obviously they let you cheat your way out of it with charisma

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Funkydog
03/16/21 4:50:33 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
I'm sorry...Traynor? Is that a character or a VA?
Character in ME3. Your assistant basically.

Same VA as Fem Inquisitor in DA3 (One of the choices anyway)

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Chewtarch
03/16/21 4:51:32 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Character in ME3. Your assistant basically
ah, totally forgot about her ty ty

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garan
03/16/21 4:54:26 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Traynor is a damn treasure


She's mediocre. Her best bits are the awkward parts with EDI that have nothing to do with her romance.
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DeadBankerDream
03/16/21 4:56:51 PM
#40:


garan posted...


She's mediocre. Her best bits are the awkward parts with EDI that have nothing to do with her romance.

Did you forget about her vibrating toothbrush?
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garan
03/16/21 4:58:20 PM
#41:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Did you forget about her vibrating toothbrush?


Meh.
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DeadBankerDream
03/16/21 4:59:27 PM
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What is it about feminine sex toy/mouth hygiene jokes that doesn't interest you?
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Funkydog
03/16/21 4:59:56 PM
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Chess match best match.

But pretty sure that happens with Manshep as well.

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LinkDaLunatic
03/16/21 5:01:40 PM
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tali was intended to be a romance option for femshep in mass effect 2 but the content didn't make it into the final cut

gonna have to settle for slapping them cheeks as meershep
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project_night
03/16/21 5:04:31 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
tali was intended to be a romance option for femshep in mass effect 2 but the content didn't make it into the final cut

gonna have to settle for slapping them cheeks as meershep

didn't femshep have romance lines for Miranda that were cut too or am I misremembering?
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Funkydog
03/16/21 5:05:34 PM
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project_night posted...
didn't femshep have romance lines for Miranda that were cut too or am I miss remembering?
Lots of the gay content was cut due to fear of outrage from fox sadly. Not sure if Miranda was part of that, but Liara was only saved by virtue of being an alien, and not really in 2.

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Irony
03/16/21 5:05:43 PM
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That's not difficult. Imagine playing Femshep

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garan
03/16/21 5:07:13 PM
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project_night posted...
didn't femshep have romance lines for Miranda that were cut too or am I misremembering?


As I recall, both Sheps had dialogue recorded for the same sex people for each of the first 2 games although they were never fully implemented.
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Solid Snake07
03/16/21 5:08:18 PM
#49:


AlisLandale posted...
Thats not even hard. Ashley is hot but shes racist. #CancelAshleyWilliams


Well, technically she's speciest

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LinkDaLunatic
03/16/21 5:09:18 PM
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ashley's attitude toward other races always kept her off my squad. and like, i remember listening to her backstory and everything, and at least gave it a chance and i remember being totally unsatisfied with her excuses for being that way

fuck ashley
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