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AlisLandale
03/06/21 5:29:32 AM
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Im willing to forgive its sins on the grounds that Ian McDiarmid is da GOAT.

Before and after the movie? This shit sucks. But DURING the movie? Say the line Sheev! Say the line! *says something about the dark side* yeaaahhhhhh!!

Like at this point Im convinced that it doesnt matter how shitty your movie is. Find some contrived reason to get McDiarmids Sheev to be your villain and it will go from trash to solid gold.

Like imagine you were watching Batman v Superman and right at the climax of the titular battle, instead of Superman yelling save Martha!, the music just stops and you just hear Good! Good! Let the hate flow through you!

The MCU wouldve been fucking DONE.

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Wii_Shaker
03/06/21 5:34:03 AM
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People are now starting to speculate that the new trilogy takes place in an alternate timeline based on evidence found in The Mandalorian.

McDiarmid is great in all of the Star Wars movies he's in.

But also, this very heinous:


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Trelve
03/06/21 5:39:56 AM
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I love McDiarmid as the Emperor (especially in the prequels as he's the only good thing about them) but I hate the fact that he's in Rise of Skywalker. Actually, I just hate Rise of Skywalker.
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Reis
03/06/21 5:41:08 AM
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Trelve posted...
he's the only good thing about them

hey! ewan mcgregor is also great
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Flauros
03/06/21 5:42:21 AM
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AlisLandale
03/06/21 6:56:34 PM
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Doom_Art
03/06/21 6:57:34 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
People are now starting to speculate that the new trilogy takes place in an alternate timeline based on evidence found in The Mandalorian.
Lol and what would that be

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EllieWilliams95
03/06/21 7:00:58 PM
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But......it's still better than Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.
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DespondentDeity
03/06/21 7:02:19 PM
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Visually it was an extremely sick movie

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Sictis
03/06/21 7:03:14 PM
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I barely remember what he did in the movie tbqh

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Doom_Art
03/06/21 7:03:42 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Visually it was an extremely sick movie
I like a lot of parts of the movie in isolation, but as a complete film it's a shit show.

It does look damn nice though, ditto for TLJ.

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masterpug53
03/06/21 7:03:47 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
But also, this very heinous:

tfw you're old enough to remember flesh-monocle Palpatine. His delivery of 'there is a great disturbance in the Force' always stuck with me, but that's mostly because they used that clip for an Energizer commercial that ran non stop when I was a kid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYYSFgByyQs

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AlisLandale
03/06/21 7:05:47 PM
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Sictis posted...
I barely remember what he did in the movie tbqh

Neither do I. But I can tell you one thing. He was probably chewing the fuck out of the scenery and babbling a bunch of pseudo-spiritual villain nonsense.

Come to think of it, Shrek 3 couldve been saved if halfway through the movie, Sheev just showed up, killed Prince Charming, and became the villain for the rest of the film. Just imagine

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IShall_Run_Amok
03/06/21 7:26:07 PM
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Its a really bad movie, but I had more fun with it than with most 'good' blockbuster movies, and it has some moments which are sincerely rousing for a Star Wars, especially later on.

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AngelsNAirwav3s
03/06/21 7:26:41 PM
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The fuck is a Sheev?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/06/21 7:36:02 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
The fuck is a Sheev?
Palpatine's government name

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Gamerguymass
03/06/21 7:41:19 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Palpatine's government name

Government name? Thats his actual name. Sheev Palpatine.

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AlisLandale
03/06/21 7:49:04 PM
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The fuck is a Palpatine?

The villains name is Emperor Sheev.

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