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Reis
02/05/20 10:34:30 PM
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dj1200
02/05/20 10:36:38 PM
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whoa. not a member of this club, but just surprised at the call outs. anyway, how is it for you? are you an attractive man? are girls let down at the revealing? have you practiced your oral skills?

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IamMagician
02/05/20 10:38:01 PM
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Lmfao he didn't have to put them on blast like that

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darkphoenix181
02/05/20 10:41:18 PM
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will you block me if I have a big one?
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apolloooo
02/05/20 10:42:27 PM
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helo

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Reis
02/05/20 10:43:22 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
will you block me if I have a big one?

no big dicks are allowed in this topic

dj1200 posted...
whoa. not a member of this club, but just surprised at the call outs. anyway, how is it for you? are you an attractive man? are girls let down at the revealing? have you practiced your oral skills?

yes, probably, and yes
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PiOverlord
02/05/20 10:44:10 PM
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Yo, I want all the people in here to prove they belong in here.


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Solid Sonic
02/05/20 10:44:12 PM
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What is considered "small"?

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Reis
02/05/20 10:45:58 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
What is considered "small"?

when you pull it out and she/he laughs at it
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dj1200
02/05/20 10:48:38 PM
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I would guess small would be under 5 inches.

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DezDroppedFreak
02/05/20 10:54:07 PM
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tfw no tag

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nevershine
02/05/20 10:55:23 PM
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Damn, callin out corns cob like that

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FF_Redux
02/05/20 10:56:06 PM
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Reis posted...
when you pull it out and she/he laughs at it

Never happened with my 5,3 inch long and 5,3 inch circumference.

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Ultima Dragon
02/05/20 10:59:25 PM
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I feel like my dick is small even though it's somewhere between 5.5-6 which most sources will cite as "average."

I do feel like chicks are disappointed that it's not 7+, but it hasn't been enough to completely put them off so it is what it is haha.

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apolloooo
02/05/20 11:05:07 PM
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im 12 cm

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dj1200
02/05/20 11:12:51 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Never happened with my 5,3 inch long and 5,3 inch circumference.

holy shit 5.2 inch circumference? hahahahahahha, dude, wtf, that is the weirdest dick in existence

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dj1200
02/05/20 11:13:46 PM
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apolloooo posted...
im 12 cm

for americans that's 4.72 inches

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trappedunderice
02/05/20 11:23:08 PM
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Mine looks like an acorn glued to the bottom of my torso.

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Omnislasher
02/05/20 11:24:40 PM
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dj1200 posted...
holy shit 5.2 inch circumference? hahahahahahha, dude, wtf, that is the weirdest dick in existence
perfectly average.... what are you talking about
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TeaMilk
02/05/20 11:25:28 PM
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nevershine posted...
Damn, callin out corns cob like that
It's still too big to fit :/

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solosnake
02/05/20 11:25:43 PM
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dj1200 posted...
holy shit 5.2 inch circumference? hahahahahahha, dude, wtf, that is the weirdest dick in existence
i dont think you know what average circumference for a dick is.


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LookANinja
02/05/20 11:26:39 PM
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I need to measure again. I might be in this club.

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Mistere Man
02/05/20 11:29:36 PM
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Reis posted...
when you pull it out and she/he laughs at it
What if you pull it out and they go

Where is it?

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Touch
02/05/20 11:39:24 PM
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When you put it in and (s)he's like "alright I'm ready"

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Irony
02/05/20 11:40:12 PM
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Where's LTG? His dick is super small

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R1masher
02/05/20 11:47:01 PM
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Do you measure from the asshole to the tip?

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Irony
02/05/20 11:48:35 PM
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R1masher posted...
Do you measure from the asshole to the tip?
Base of the shaft to the tip sir

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Mistere Man
02/05/20 11:50:29 PM
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Touch posted...
When you put it in and (s)he's like "alright I'm ready"
Put it in? You must be joking it would never reach!

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R1masher
02/05/20 11:54:07 PM
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Irony posted...
Base of the shaft to the tip sir

Under the bag or the pubis side?

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Mistere Man
02/05/20 11:55:11 PM
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R1masher posted...
Under the bag or the pubis side?
From tip until you hit sack I guess.

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R1masher
02/05/20 11:57:23 PM
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There needs to be a standard measuring practice!

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LookANinja
02/05/20 11:59:25 PM
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Do we hold the measuring tool along the top (like towards the stomach side) or along the bottom (ball side)?

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solosnake
02/06/20 12:01:37 AM
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LookANinja posted...
Do we hold the measuring tool along the top (like towards the stomach side) or along the bottom (ball side)?
use a string. the top side then you either have to skin or press in to bone

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LookANinja
02/06/20 12:04:40 AM
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solosnake posted...
use a string. the top side then you either have to skin or press in to bone
Oh shit we're allowed to push in while we measure? I might use some measuring tape that we have in the garage.

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solosnake
02/06/20 12:05:48 AM
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LookANinja posted...
Oh shit we're allowed to push in while we measure? I might use some measuring tape that we have in the garage.
you should use a string then measure the string

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Lordgold666
02/06/20 12:07:12 AM
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8 inch pride!!

Yeah, were no twelver, but we handle biz

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SauI_Goodman
02/06/20 12:15:24 AM
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5 inches by 5.5 inches reporting

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creativeme
02/06/20 12:23:59 AM
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solosnake posted...
use a string. the top side then you either have to skin or press in to bone

that sounds like cheating. like year i guess that extra bit she'll feel when you're banging but looking at it she can't see it.

also there's different levels of hardness and it's bigger when it's extra hard. like you have hard when you deed out of boredom. then extra hard when you're super turned on and getting laid.
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solosnake
02/06/20 12:27:44 AM
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creativeme posted...
that sounds like cheating. like year i guess that extra bit she'll feel when you're banging but looking at it she can't see it.
Thats why its two different measurements.

creativeme posted...
also there's different levels of hardness and it's bigger when it's extra hard. like you have hard when you deed out of boredom. then extra hard when you're super turned on and getting laid.
You can also do flacid and erect measurements if you want. Most people only care about hard. I mean its possible for growers to go from less than an inch flacid to over 7 inches

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haloiscoolisbak
02/06/20 12:38:37 AM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
I feel like my dick is small even though it's somewhere between 5.5-6 which most sources will cite as "average."

I do feel like chicks are disappointed that it's not 7+, but it hasn't been enough to completely put them off so it is what it is haha.


I seriously doubt chicks would expect it to be 7+ as less than 10% of the population reach that mark. Unless you're very tall they're probably expecting exactly what you're producing and therefore not dissapointed

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Reis
02/06/20 1:03:27 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
What if you pull it out and they go

Where is it?

then you gotta make a no dick club topic brother
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Mistere Man
02/06/20 1:53:19 AM
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Reis posted...
then you gotta make a no dick club topic brother
Hey its there you just cant see it very easily. Its a tricky one!

Just like Quagmire said about the fourth hole it's only visible if your looking at it from exactly the right angle like the entrance to Hogwarts but you got to believe that its there.

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The-19th-Sparta
02/06/20 2:33:04 AM
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I guarantee no one here has a smaller dick than me.

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Mistere Man
02/06/20 2:37:47 AM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
I guarantee no one here has a smaller dick than me.
Does yours often turn concave making itself into negative numbers in length?

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Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 2:39:48 AM
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Mine is only 6 inches. In today's day and age, that's really small, especially for a black guy.

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Irony
02/06/20 2:43:07 AM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Mine is only 6 inches. In today's day and age, that's really small, especially for a black guy.
You bigger than LTG

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Inc_abs_man
02/06/20 3:08:47 AM
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Any tips to make it stay hard without use of Viagra?

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Mistere Man
02/06/20 3:10:41 AM
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Inc_abs_man posted...
Any tips to make it stay hard without use of Viagra?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sr0gNJ090JA

or you you could use one of those rubber ring things to keep the blood in there longer.

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Ivany2008
02/06/20 3:53:38 AM
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Not part of this club, but I can add to this post with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noeqa2XtwFo
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bIuerain
02/06/20 3:57:37 AM
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