Poll of the Day > Caught a dude breaking into my shed

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JoanOfArcade
01/28/20 3:00:27 AM
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Heard someone rustling around in my tool shed, brought my hand gun and a bat they were neck deep in one of my lockers, hit em in the legs with my bat and called the police, didn't press charges just had them escorted off my property

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FrozenBananas
01/28/20 3:03:08 AM
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Why the fuck wouldnt you press charges? You literally went through the process of hitting them with a bat...

also you had a gun ready? I dont even believe this story now

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deoxxys
01/28/20 3:03:57 AM
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JoanOfArcade
01/28/20 3:11:15 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Why the fuck wouldnt you press charges? You literally went through the process of hitting them with a bat...

also you had a gun ready? I dont even believe this story now
Because if I pressed charges I'd have to take time that i don't have to go to court. I live in the country in Southern Illinois if he was armed i would've shot him he was unarmed so i didn't shoot him. If I went in unarmed and he had a gun I could be dead.


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Mead
01/28/20 3:22:36 AM
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JoanOfArcade posted...
didn't press charges

well that was stupid

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dragon504
01/28/20 3:33:01 AM
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"I didn't want to be mildly inconvenienced, so I helped a burglar get back on the streets. At least he's not my problem anymore." ~ tc

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JoanOfArcade
01/28/20 3:41:18 AM
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dragon504 posted...
"I didn't want to be mildly inconvenienced, so I helped a burglar get back on the streets. At least he's not my problem anymore." ~ tc
World of difference between being mildly inconvenienced and taking time i do not have to sit through hours of court over petty theft. The most valuable thing in the shed is the deer i have strung up that i need to butcher

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ExtremeLuchador
01/28/20 3:42:18 AM
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They can charge him without your cooperation.

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afrodude77
01/28/20 3:46:14 AM
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dragon504 posted...
"I didn't want to be mildly inconvenienced, so I helped a burglar get back on the streets. At least he's not my problem anymore." ~ tc

This lol

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hypnox
01/28/20 3:47:58 AM
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Hope you got home owners insurance, Since you didn't press charges he can sue you for injuries due to the assault with the bat

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Kyuubi4269
01/28/20 5:07:08 AM
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hypnox posted...
Hope you got home owners insurance, Since you didn't press charges he can sue you for injuries due to the assault with the bat

He still can press charges, so if the thief tried he'd find himself with guaranteed prison time.
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hypnox
01/28/20 5:09:45 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
He still can press charges, so if the thief tried he'd find himself with guaranteed prison time.

Doesn't matter, if if charges are filed AFTER the case is filed it wouldn't go over too well.


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Kyuubi4269
01/28/20 5:17:16 AM
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hypnox posted...


Doesn't matter, if if charges are filed AFTER the case is filed it wouldn't go over too well.


Why? It's entirely legal to leverage people in to behaving using threat of prosecution.

All I see is mercy being offered.
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ChronxDaHemphog
01/28/20 6:06:59 AM
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ArvTheGreat
01/28/20 6:50:17 AM
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ChronxDaHemphog posted...
https://youtu.be/FMeED7mPY4k
Beat Arv to it

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zebatov
01/28/20 6:51:44 AM
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Did you dual-wield the bat and the gun? Or did you have a holster for the gun? Also do you grease-up the end of your baseball bat?

hypnox posted...
Hope you got home owners insurance, Since you didn't press charges he can sue you for injuries due to the assault with the bat
Thankfully theyve changed this law where I am.

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wolfy42
01/28/20 8:42:28 AM
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Actually he did have a gun and he shot you, but, this is another reality where he didn't and your consciousness carried over to here.

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LinkPizza
01/28/20 8:52:33 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
Actually he did have a gun and he shot you, but, this is another reality where he didn't and your consciousness carried over to here.

Oh. Now were in the Zero Escape Trilogy, right? Thats what happens in those games... Though, they start to get a little more control over it...
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Fam_Fam
01/28/20 9:09:10 AM
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he'll come back and shoot you

gg TC
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LinkPizza
01/28/20 9:12:22 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
he'll come back and shoot you

gg TC

Actually, I was thinking about this. Not exactly the same. But he may come back. Though, if he got jail time, he might have come back, as well. Just be prepared...
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HornedLion
01/28/20 9:24:16 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Why the fuck wouldnt you press charges? You literally went through the process of hitting them with a bat...

also you had a gun ready? I dont even believe this story now

Well, it seems that the incident was recorded by his Home Security system. Heres a clip:

https://youtu.be/yo4kSTvBLDI


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JOExHIGASHI
01/28/20 9:26:59 AM
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And then everyone cheered

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wwinterj25
01/28/20 12:28:05 PM
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Well at least you hit them with a bat.

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afrodude77
01/28/20 1:27:45 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Well, it seems that the incident was recorded by his Home Security system. Heres a clip:

https://youtu.be/yo4kSTvBLDI


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