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Ngamer64
09/18/19 3:00:25 PM
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eXNTmHz

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Pokalicious
09/18/19 3:01:08 PM
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Thanks for that, Luster.
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Ngamer64
09/18/19 3:02:00 PM
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Also while I have your attention, can I have your review of the two new flavors?

Sweet Lightning (KFC Exclusive)

Liberty Brew (50 Flavors In One to celebrate the 50 States Of Dew Nation)


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LusterSoldier
09/19/19 6:34:42 AM
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@Ngamer64

Ngamer64 posted...
eXNTmHz


Yes, I know about Mountain Dew AMP Game Fuel already. I've tried all 4 flavors that currently exist.

Ngamer64 posted...
Also while I have your attention, can I have your review of the two new flavors?

Sweet Lightning (KFC Exclusive)

Liberty Brew (50 Flavors In One to celebrate the 50 States Of Dew Nation)


Sweet Lightning - Garbage flavor. The taste of this flavor is so bad that I would compare it to the taste of beer. I wouldn't even recommend trying this flavor out. In terms of awfulness, this flavor is in a separate tier from all of the other Mountain Dew flavors I've ever tried. If I could assign a contest strength value to Sweet Lightning, even the second worst Mountain Dew flavor would be able to score at least 80% on Sweet Lightning. This flavor is definitely the "Chester" of Mountain Dew flavors.

Liberty Brew - I liked this flavor for sure. It's far from being a top tier flavor, but it's better than Dew S-A for sure. Dew S-A was the 2017 limited edition flavor around the time of 4th of July. At least Liberty Brew is a completely original flavor where as Dew S-A was rather unoriginal due to being a combination of Code Red, Voltage, and White Out.

Bonus review time:

Voo Dew - This is a Halloween themed flavor, the first time that Mountain Dew has done something for Halloween. It's being advertised as a "Mystery Flavor" on the bottle/can and the color of the liquid is identical to White Out. However, it tastes nothing like White Out. I also liked this flavor, but to a lesser degree than Liberty Brew.
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XIII_rocks
09/19/19 7:06:48 AM
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Sweet Lightning - Garbage flavor. The taste of this flavor is so bad that I would compare it to the taste of beer. I wouldn't even recommend trying this flavor out. In terms of awfulness, this flavor is in a separate tier from all of the other Mountain Dew flavors I've ever tried. If I could assign a contest strength value to Sweet Lightning, even the second worst Mountain Dew flavor would be able to score at least 80% on Sweet Lightning. This flavor is definitely the "Chester" of Mountain Dew flavors.


This is lacerating. At least I know what Dew to avoid now

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Steiner
09/19/19 7:12:31 AM
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LusterSoldier posted...
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do you need to @ in a topic he made

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TomNook
09/19/19 7:24:28 AM
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Sweet Lightning tastes like beer? I like beer though...
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hylianknight3
09/19/19 9:13:31 AM
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No wonder he beat me in the Oracle, I didnt know Game Fuel gave you accuracy.

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foolm0r0n
09/19/19 9:15:00 AM
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LusterSoldier posted...
This flavor is definitely the "Chester" of Mountain Dew flavors.

Holy shit
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LeonhartFour
09/19/19 10:19:09 AM
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LusterSoldier posted...
If I could assign a contest strength value to Sweet Lightning, even the second worst Mountain Dew flavor would be able to score at least 80% on Sweet Lightning.


Just out of curiosity, what is the second worst Mountain Dew flavor?

And what is the Link of Mountain Dew flavors?
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Ngamer64
09/19/19 4:18:12 PM
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Wow this topic is turning out great, thanks for the detailed x-stats analysis Luster!

Also, did you collect all 50 of the States of Dew Nation bottles over the Summer to earn your $100 reward?


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SantaRPidgey
09/19/19 5:03:35 PM
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LusterSoldier posted...
Sweet Lightning - Garbage flavor. The taste of this flavor is so bad that I would compare it to the taste of beer. I wouldn't even recommend trying this flavor out. In terms of awfulness, this flavor is in a separate tier from all of the other Mountain Dew flavors I've ever tried. If I could assign a contest strength value to Sweet Lightning, even the second worst Mountain Dew flavor would be able to score at least 80% on Sweet Lightning. This flavor is definitely the "Chester" of Mountain Dew flavors.

Liberty Brew - I liked this flavor for sure. It's far from being a top tier flavor, but it's better than Dew S-A for sure. Dew S-A was the 2017 limited edition flavor around the time of 4th of July. At least Liberty Brew is a completely original flavor where as Dew S-A was rather unoriginal due to being a combination of Code Red, Voltage, and White Out.

Bonus review time:

Voo Dew - This is a Halloween themed flavor, the first time that Mountain Dew has done something for Halloween. It's being advertised as a "Mystery Flavor" on the bottle/can and the color of the liquid is identical to White Out. However, it tastes nothing like White Out. I also liked this flavor, but to a lesser degree than Liberty Brew.


This is like the pitchfork of mountain dew
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tennisboy213
09/19/19 5:09:53 PM
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rank all the mountain dew flavors
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LadyVyxx
09/19/19 5:10:16 PM
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Is Lustersoldier also that Reviewbrah guy who hosts the report of the week?
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mnkboy907
09/19/19 5:12:07 PM
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I think I need to go to KFC.
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LusterSoldier
09/19/19 6:00:08 PM
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Ngamer64 posted...
Also, did you collect all 50 of the States of Dew Nation bottles over the Summer to earn your $100 reward?


I did not. I know what you're talking about, but those 50 state bottles are simply regular Mountain Dew packaged into bottles with 50 possible designs (one for each state). So there was nothing special about them to make them worth buying.
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Ngamer64
09/19/19 6:03:19 PM
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LadyVyxx posted...
Is Lustersoldier also that Reviewbrah guy who hosts the report of the week?

Nah different person, but they're both friends of mine. He's a LUElinks dude.


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Forceful_Dragon
09/19/19 6:03:40 PM
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I am surprisingly interested by this topic. Thanks
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Ngamer64
09/22/19 9:15:03 AM
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Bump in case anyone else needs to see the latest Dews Newz.


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-hotdogturtle--
09/22/19 10:53:48 AM
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LeonhartFour posted...
Just out of curiosity, what is the second worst Mountain Dew flavor?

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neonreaper
09/22/19 11:56:49 AM
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drinking this much soda cant be good for you, Luster
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Underleveled
09/22/19 11:58:52 AM
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Sweet Lighting is good shut your mouth.
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Ngamer64
09/23/19 1:13:15 PM
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@LusterSoldier the people DEMAND to know who is the Link of Dew!


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Forceful_Dragon
09/23/19 4:23:12 PM
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I fully expect detailed Dew related X-Stats to be forthcoming.

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LusterSoldier
09/25/19 10:04:39 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
Just out of curiosity, what is the second worst Mountain Dew flavor?


This is probably even tougher to answer than the "Link of Dew" question because there have been so many flavors over the years, many of which are now discontinued.

If we limit this question to only the currently available Mountain Dew flavors, I'd say Voo Dew would be the second worst flavor and that's a limited edition flavor which will get discontinued at some point before the end of the year. If we also include discontinued flavors in this question, the second worst flavor would probably be Distortion (one of the DEWmocracy flavors from 2009).

Ngamer64 posted...
@LusterSoldier the people DEMAND to know who is the Link of Dew!


It's really difficult to say what is the Link of Dew. If we consider the individual sales of each flavor, that wouldn't be a very good metric for measuring popularity. The original Dew is almost certainly the highest selling flavor, but it might not be the most popular flavor.

I think the most popular flavor is Voltage. It has the advantage of being widely available and easy to find. Livewire is certainly popular as well, but the flavor can be difficult to find (usually at smaller stores, such as gas station states).
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-hotdogturtle--
09/25/19 11:08:27 PM
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Do you still remember the tastes of the discontinued flavors that you've tried years ago? Or do you have to rely on old posts that you've made where you described your opinions of them?
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LusterSoldier
09/26/19 12:16:33 AM
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-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Do you still remember the tastes of the discontinued flavors that you've tried years ago? Or do you have to rely on old posts that you've made where you described your opinions of them?


I'd say that's the main problem I would face in ranking all of known flavors of Mountain Dew that I have ever tried. Not being able to clearly remember the taste of the discontinued flavors, especially with the ones that were discontinued many years ago. I did find these 2 posts, though:

LusterSoldier (Topic Creator) 6/13/2008 4:45:03 AM
I liked Revolution the best. After that, it's Voltage and then Supernova in last.

On the Dewmocracy site, it turns out that Voltage is winning in a major landslide.


LusterSoldier (Topic Creator) 10/5/2010 5:47:38 AM
Behold, my final Distortion chug:

Type: Mountain Dew Distortion
Time it took to chug it all down: 6.8 seconds

RIP Mountain Dew Distortion. It was my favorite flavor out of the 3 new flavors and it ended up finishing in last place in the nationwide voting. It no longer exists on the market, but I still have some from when I bought a 12 pack of this stuff about 1 month ago.


Those 2 posts were referring to the 2 separate DEWmocracy contests. This was my ranking of the flavors from both DEWmocracy contests:

Revolution > Voltage > Supernova
Distortion > Typhoon > White Out
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banananor
09/26/19 12:34:37 AM
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foolm0r0n posted...
LusterSoldier posted...
This flavor is definitely the "Chester" of Mountain Dew flavors.

Holy shit

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banananor
09/26/19 12:49:17 AM
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I feel like code red was the most famous flavor, but maybe that says something about me
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