Poll of the Day > Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

(+) Yeah! (+)

And I'd like to take a minute, my story's about to begin
I'll tell you how I became the emperor of a city called Houston

In North Delaware, born and raised
On the computer is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And working so I can get into a really great school
When a couple of chromosomes screwed me over for good
Had to pick the best school that I could
I picked a really expensive school and my mom got scared
And said "You better pick somewhere cheaper or anywhere that's not there!"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a hug and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Etika Headphones on and said "I might as well kick it"
Flying basic economy, yo, this is gucci
Avengers endgame as the complementary movie!
Is this what the people of Houston living like?
HMMMMMMM. THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT!
But wait, I hear they're city, bourgeois, and all that!
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see in a min,
I hope they're in, for the Emperor of Houston!

Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
I thought I lost my bags, I had some serious doubts
I ain't trying to screw up yet, I just got here!
I eventually found them, I thought they disappeared
I found my pops' friend and when he came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this dude was baked
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes- to UH!"
I pulled up to the dorms about seven or eight
And I yelled to the man "Yo homes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, it was finally about to begin,
To sit on my throne as the Emperor of Houston!
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you're about 10 years late to this trend, ok?
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I dont mean to be a buzzkill or anything but Will Smith didnt look and sound like an anime version of Kermit the Frog.

If you made that it's very impressive!:)
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0/10
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CaptBuzzKiII posted...

I dont mean to be a buzzkill or anything but Will Smith didnt look and sound like an anime version of Kermit the Frog.

what? I'm neither of those things

Aculo posted...

you're about 10 years late to this trend, ok?

so?

wolfy42 posted...

If you made that it's very impressive!:)

Rumor has it, it's based on a true story
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You look like Steve Urkel. That's a no from me fam.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

You look like Steve Urkel.

You guys suck at making comparisons. I literally look nothing like him
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-Komaiko54- posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

You look like Steve Urkel.

You guys suck at making comparisons. I literally look nothing like him

Yeah you do. And sound like Kermit

You have been instructed to stop making topics.

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Cacciato posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

You look like Steve Urkel.

You guys suck at making comparisons. I literally look nothing like him

Yeah you do. And sound like Kermit

I was putting on my professional voice
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Thanks for the tip.
Next time I'm on an interview, I'm gonna try to sound like Kermit the frog.

They'll immediately know I mean business and I'll get that job for sure.
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Then get grabbed by your head and crotch as you are now a skeleton who has doubts on its existence.
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It's a shame I don't sound like Kermit tho
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-Komaiko54- posted...

It's a shame I don't sound like Kermit tho

Then stop posting videos of you where you sound like Kermit

Cacciato posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

You look like Steve Urkel.

You guys suck at making comparisons. I literally look nothing like him

Yeah you do. And sound like Kermit

Lol. He does.
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Mead posted...

You have been instructed to stop making topics.

That's called a permanent ban.
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