Poll of the Day > West Virginia Man has SEX with his 3 y/o DAUGHTER but says it was a MISTAKE!!!

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mrduckbear
12/17/18 9:28:08 PM
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Have you ever heard of a bulls*** excuse WORSE than this before? - Results (9 votes)
Yes..i actually have heard a far worse excuse than this believe it or not
44.44% (4 votes)
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Nope. this has to be the worst excuse/story i've ever heard anyone use
55.56% (5 votes)
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A West Virginia jury took less than 30 Minutes to convict 26 y/o Incestual Freak, Henry Vincent Bennett after he claimed that he mistook his 3 y/o DAUGHTER rather than his 24 y/o WIFE when he had SEX with her!!

The brief trial ended quickly as he was charged with 2 counts of first degree sexual assault, sexual abuse by parent and incest

The disgusting case took a dramatic turn when he claimed police pressured him into a false confession, slipped up on the witness stand and repeated his confession in front of the jury

Prosecutor George Sitler said "It's a TV moment. it's a thing that happens on crime shows like Perry mason. You wait your whole career to get somebody to actually confess what they're accused of on the stand and this is the first time i've ever seen it happen"

He was busted in February after his daughter told family members and then state child safety workers that she was sexually abused.

The girl made a model of a PENIS out of a PLAY-DOH and said it was "bennett's butt" and said her father had put his "butt on her butt" said Cindy Lambert, a child advocacy worker.

He denied it at first but then confessed to it happening TWICE, once involving a sex toy and once involving oral sex.

He said those were "accidents" and that the child crawled onto his bed while his wife was away and mistook the 30lb girl for his 185lb wife!!

The Hillbilly freak claimed his wife was giving him oral sex and then she got up to go to the washroom and then his daughter got into the room and began giving him oral sex before not realizing it was not his wife..

Now he and 24 y/o Heifer wife, April were arrested as she is charged with accessory but took to a plea deal for child neglect

His lawyer tried to get his video confession thrown out because of his "mental capacity" but the judge refused. Henry said he was promised he would be released if he confessed and that's why he said what he said.

Henry also said he was in SPECIAL EDUCATION, dropped out of high school in the 9th grade and twice failed the GED

When asked how he could mistake a tiny girl for his wife, he says "I was laying on my back, i thought it was April and when i rolled over, the girl yelled"

The jury was sent into deliberation at 11:35am and came back just before noon to make a guilty on all counts verdict

April faces 1-5 years in prison as Henry will face 80 to 270 years in prison

Have you ever heard of a bulls*** excuse worse than this before?.

Henry and April - Mutant Hillbillies

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/14/20/7440200-6497299-image-m-8_1544819413856.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/14/20/7439926-6497299-image-m-16_1544819468915.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/14/20/7440198-6497299-Henry_Vincent_Bennett_26_was_found_guilty_of_abusing_his_young_d-m-7_1544819399998.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/14/20/7440196-6497299-image-m-12_1544819433703.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/14/20/7440194-6497299-image-m-14_1544819445192.jpg
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zebatov
12/17/18 9:31:49 PM
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He isn't wrong.
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xjayguyx
12/17/18 9:32:04 PM
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Merica
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DrCidd
12/17/18 9:35:59 PM
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He's probably gonna die long before his sentence is up.
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argonautweakend
12/17/18 9:39:29 PM
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look i dont give a fuck about tact or grace that first line in OP had me rolling.
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DrCidd
12/17/18 9:53:20 PM
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185 lbs?

Looks more like 250-300 lbs
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slacker03150
12/17/18 10:04:44 PM
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Looks like one of the Weasley boys on meth.
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Johnny Eagle
12/17/18 10:15:39 PM
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I'm not sure I want to know what the worse excuses are from whoever voted yes on the poll...
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SKARDAVNELNATE
12/18/18 1:09:30 AM
#9:


mrduckbear posted...
The Hillbilly freak...
tried to get his video confession thrown out because of his "mental capacity"
Henry also said he was in SPECIAL EDUCATION, dropped out of high school in the 9th grade and twice failed the GED

Somehow I believe he couldn't tell the difference between his wife and a 3 yo.
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Zareth
12/18/18 1:10:45 AM
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Johnny Eagle posted...
I'm not sure I want to know what the worse excuses are from whoever voted yes on the poll...

Aliens possessed his body, etc.
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Kyuubi4269
12/18/18 1:19:25 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
What's the difference?

Intercourse vs sexual deviancy.

And this is why we should screen low IQ people out of society.
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Johnny Eagle
12/18/18 1:21:35 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Even though this is bad I can't help but find much of this hilarious. I mean, what the fuck?

Also:
sexual abuse by parent

and incest

What's the difference?


Intercourse?
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Darth_CiD
12/18/18 7:17:31 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Even though this is bad I can't help but find much of this hilarious. I mean, what the fuck?

Also:
sexual abuse by parent

and incest

What's the difference?

Incest is still illegal even if it is between consensual adults.
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LinkPizza
12/18/18 7:30:00 AM
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Darth_CiD posted...
VioletMassacre posted...
Even though this is bad I can't help but find much of this hilarious. I mean, what the fuck?

Also:
sexual abuse by parent

and incest

What's the difference?

Incest is still illegal even if it is between consensual adults.

Except for in Rhode Island & New Jersey, I think...
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JTekashiro
12/18/18 10:15:29 AM
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DrCidd posted...
185 lbs?

Looks more like 250-300 lbs


Nah, she is only 4'11".
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Aculo
12/18/18 10:42:53 AM
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he should be sentenced to a bullet in the brain, ok?
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Revelation34
12/19/18 1:27:37 PM
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Darth_CiD posted...
Incest is still illegal even if it is between consensual adults.


Not always.
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wwinterj25
12/19/18 3:05:22 PM
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This story is disgusting and I hope he gets just what he deserves in prison.
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Person106
12/19/18 3:22:16 PM
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Looks like somebody had too much moonshine.
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_AdjI_
12/19/18 4:33:49 PM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Even though this is bad I can't help but find much of this hilarious. I mean, what the fuck?

Also:
sexual abuse by parent

and incest

What's the difference?


Incest is a separate charge, regardless of whether or not the sexual contact in question is abusive (which I personally find kind of dumb, but that discussion gets a bit more complicated). Sexual abuse is also its own charge, with the fact that it's a parent doing it being an exacerbating factor.
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Troll_Police_
12/19/18 4:39:10 PM
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Aculo posted...
he should be sentenced to a bullet in the brain, ok?


put it on the fucking table in front of him while he eats his last meal so he gets to stare at it and know that it is going to obliterate his fucking skull when he is done

this makes me very angry
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Dynalo
12/19/18 4:46:55 PM
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Based on the info in the topic, I am confused as to the wife's actual involvement in this.

Based on the line of "she got up and the kid got in the bed" I'm under the assumption she knew about the event and kept quiet about it?
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mooreandrew58
12/19/18 5:36:50 PM
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DrCidd posted...
185 lbs?

Looks more like 250-300 lbs


No I know a girl who looks about that big and only weighed 180.
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OhhhJa
12/19/18 6:56:33 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
DrCidd posted...
185 lbs?

Looks more like 250-300 lbs


No I know a girl who looks about that big and only weighed 180.

Fat weighs less than muscle
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LinkPizza
12/19/18 11:57:49 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
DrCidd posted...
185 lbs?

Looks more like 250-300 lbs


No I know a girl who looks about that big and only weighed 180.

Fat weighs less than muscle

True...
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captpackrat
12/20/18 2:44:19 PM
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The girl made a model of a PENIS out of a PLAY-DOH and said it was "bennett's butt" and said her father had put his "butt on her butt"


It's butts all the way down.
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green dragon
12/20/18 5:06:31 PM
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That guy is gonna get fucked up in prison
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