Poll of the Day > I want to go to the beach

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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 4:33:53 PM
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and swim more, but I am ashamed of my body.
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Grendel
04/08/18 4:56:05 PM
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Have you tried no being ashamed of your body?
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 4:57:29 PM
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Yes, multiple times.
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Grendel
04/08/18 5:05:03 PM
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Alcohol is probably your best bet then. Enough so that you don't care, but not so much that you get bloated or fight a dolphin.
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 5:06:19 PM
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When I was in the military we used to get drunk the night before and not drink water so we were dehydrated when we went to the beach.
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TheFalseDeity
04/08/18 5:10:56 PM
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Then be a good slave do as i say and go to the beach :0

Just wear a shirt though? Or embrace apathy for the thoughts of random people.
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 5:23:17 PM
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TheFalseDeity posted...
Then be a good slave do as i say and go to the beach :0

Just wear a shirt though? Or embrace apathy for the thoughts of random people.

I'm not the slave, I'm just stating what they do.
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TheFalseDeity
04/08/18 5:30:47 PM
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Go at night or to a section that has no people?
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Krazy_Kirby
04/08/18 6:02:57 PM
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better to swim at a pool than a beach
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 6:16:22 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
better to swim at a pool than a beach

I own a home in a private beach community. I ain't buying a pool
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LaggnFragnLarry
04/08/18 7:32:47 PM
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zegema beach
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 7:35:57 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
zegema beach

The only good bug is a dead bug!
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Revelation34
04/08/18 8:08:09 PM
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Wear a shirt then.
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Cacciato
04/08/18 8:17:17 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
When I was in the military we used to get drunk the night before and not drink water so we were dehydrated when we went to the beach.

I still do that now that Im out of the military. Only I dont go to the beach.
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 8:21:18 PM
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Cacciato posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
When I was in the military we used to get drunk the night before and not drink water so we were dehydrated when we went to the beach.

I still do that now that Im out of the military. Only I dont go to the beach.

You must look TONE asf
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Cacciato
04/08/18 8:35:54 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Cacciato posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
When I was in the military we used to get drunk the night before and not drink water so we were dehydrated when we went to the beach.

I still do that now that Im out of the military. Only I dont go to the beach.

You must look TONE asf

I cramp whenever I sneeze, but damn if I dont look shredded while doing it!
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JOExHIGASHI
04/08/18 8:36:55 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
better to swim at a pool than a beach

I own a home in a private beach community. I ain't buying a pool


Isn't there a public pool?
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 8:43:07 PM
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Yeah, the ocean
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dedbus
04/08/18 8:43:12 PM
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Find like the token fattest hairiest tourist there and hang around them and you're good.
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 8:47:10 PM
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I'm not fat or anything.
I just hate meeeeeeeeeee
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Sarcasthma
04/08/18 11:57:51 PM
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Isnt Jack one of the best-looking guys here?
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ReggieTheReckless
04/09/18 12:19:39 AM
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aren't you tall dark and handsome? (and gangly?)
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LinkPizza
04/09/18 12:30:56 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
better to swim at a pool than a beach

I own a home in a private beach community. I ain't buying a pool

Then go to the public pool known as the ocean. And don't worry about people. Just pretend you look better. Anyway, I also want to go to the beach. And just relax in the sun. I can't swim, so I won't spend as much time in the ocean. But I still love the beach...
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Mead
04/09/18 12:31:51 AM
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Ill take you to the beach

How do you feel about coconut oil
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ASlaveObeys
04/09/18 12:43:08 AM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
aren't you tall dark and handsome? (and gangly?)

What is gangly?
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LOLIAmAnAlt
04/09/18 12:55:41 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
When I was in the military we used to get drunk the night before and not drink water so we were dehydrated when we went to the beach.

Were you ashamed of your body when you were in the military?
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ASlaveObeys
04/09/18 12:57:15 AM
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Of course.
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ReggieTheReckless
04/09/18 1:16:28 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
ReggieTheReckless posted...
aren't you tall dark and handsome? (and gangly?)

What is gangly?

like being lanky, but with a negative connotation

like you got big flailin' arms
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wolfy42
04/09/18 1:17:08 AM
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Shell Beach?

That was a good movie. Dark City I think it was.

Need to watch that again.
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Firewood18
04/09/18 1:51:01 AM
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You have biomorphic dyslexia.

I love the beach. My dad bod has no qualms with the vastness of the ocean.
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Sherm128
04/09/18 2:06:38 AM
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Aren't you the guy that's the correctional officer? Your body can't be that bad...
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LinkPizza
04/09/18 2:22:38 AM
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Sherm128 posted...
Aren't you the guy that's the correctional officer? Your body can't be that bad...

I mean, you never know...
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Grendel
04/09/18 3:51:26 AM
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Sherm128 posted...
Aren't you the guy that's the correctional officer? Your body can't be that bad...


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ASlaveObeys
04/09/18 8:11:48 AM
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Yeah, most of the guys I work with look like him.
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RCtheWSBC
04/09/18 8:25:34 AM
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Take me to the beach because I'm fucking tired of this snow shit
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ASlaveObeys
04/09/18 9:15:50 AM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Take me to the beach because I'm fucking tired of this snow shit

I can't. I look like trash.
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RCtheWSBC
04/09/18 9:20:33 AM
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False as fuck

and even if you do, I'll make you look good.
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Grendel
04/09/18 4:15:30 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Yeah, most of the guys I work with look like him.


But not you? Fatter or thinner?
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Ranzoh
04/09/18 4:53:34 PM
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I was ashamed of my pale body and tanned forearms when I had them. Also my legs for some reason cause I was criticized for wearing shorts one time.
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ASlaveObeys
04/09/18 5:25:44 PM
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Grendel posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Yeah, most of the guys I work with look like him.


But not you? Fatter or thinner?

Way thinner.
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Greenfox111
04/09/18 5:49:37 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Take me to the beach because I'm fucking tired of this snow shit

I can't. I look like trash.

RCtheWSBC posted...
False as fuck

and even if you do, I'll make you look good.

And here we have a couple of attractive people claiming they look awful

Waaaaah im in such good shape
Fools
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ASlaveObeys
04/09/18 11:51:56 PM
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I am a fool.
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