Poll of the Day > 2 things potd. We need a new Caligula, and I am torn on how to raise my daughter

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Troll_Police_
11/09/17 2:21:18 PM
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The world needs someone so extreme, so dangerous, so depraved, and so powerful that we all have no choice but to work together to stop them.

I want Rein to grow up to be a good person, but at the same time I feel like maybe she could be the one with the right guidance. If I raised her to be powercrazed and without morals she could grow up to be THAT hero that we all need.
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Uncle Choad
11/09/17 2:23:34 PM
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I don't understand any of this.
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Smarkil
11/09/17 2:38:57 PM
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Yeah you better rein her in
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Blightzkrieg
11/09/17 2:40:40 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
The world needs someone so extreme, so dangerous, so depraved, and so powerful that we all have no choice but to work together to stop them.

If only someone like that was in charge of the most powerful nation on Earth.

But the world never really joined forces to fight Caligula with friendship so idk why it would happen now.
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Troll_Police_
11/09/17 2:40:55 PM
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Uncle Choad posted...
I don't understand any of this.


then you need to read your goddamn history.

Caligula was a short lived roman emperor whos debauchery, hedonism, and power, forced rome to come together lest he destroy them all. the praetorian guard, plebians, senators and coutriers conspired to kill him, bringing them all closer together than they'd been for over a century.

i think my daughter could be that person today, on a global level, but i am conflicted on raising her to be so amoral.
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Troll_Police_
11/09/17 2:41:46 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
But the world never really joined forces to fight Caligula with friendship so idk why it would happen now.


rome did, and that is what i am referring to. Caligula, but on a global level instead of just empire level.
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Andromicus
11/09/17 3:21:34 PM
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So you want a hyper sexual liberal to ruin the US so macho dudes can take it back?
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Noop_Noop
11/09/17 3:36:18 PM
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Andromicus posted...
So you want a hyper sexual liberal to ruin the US so macho dudes can take it back?


I want a pure, undiluted, psychopath to obtain enough global dominance in order to unite the world against them.

Maybe a better analogy would be that if aliens showed up and declared war on earth, we would collectively have no choice but to stand together.
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WhiskeyDisk
11/09/17 3:41:57 PM
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Jen0125
11/09/17 4:48:53 PM
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Lol you named your daughter Rein
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Zeus
11/09/17 4:55:57 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
The world needs someone so extreme, so dangerous, so depraved, and so powerful that we all have no choice but to work together to stop them.


Well, now that Bernie lost, he could always take his army of militant thugs up north and conquer Canada -- which might take a week tops, assuming that Trudeau doesn't just fall to his knees when Bernie approaches -- then declare himself emperor of the Americas and start waging war against the US.
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Metal_Mario99
11/09/17 5:19:46 PM
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You should raise her to be your lover.
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SmokeMassTree
11/09/17 5:25:24 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Lol you named your daughter Rein


Right

You already fucked up
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Jen0125
11/09/17 5:28:34 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Lol you named your daughter Rein


Right

You already fucked up


you raw dogged some random tinder chick and have a random son

you're not any better
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SmokeMassTree
11/09/17 5:34:25 PM
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I've raw dogged many tinder chicks

I only have one legitimate son
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Andromicus
11/09/17 6:07:08 PM
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Zeus posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
The world needs someone so extreme, so dangerous, so depraved, and so powerful that we all have no choice but to work together to stop them.


Well, now that Bernie lost, he could always take his army of militant thugs up north and conquer Canada -- which might take a week tops, assuming that Trudeau doesn't just fall to his knees when Bernie approaches -- then declare himself emperor of the Americas and start waging war against the US.

Lol dude
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Jen0125
11/09/17 6:09:23 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
I've raw dogged many tinder chicks

I only have one legitimate son


you have two legitimate sons.

have fun.
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darkknight109
11/09/17 6:10:04 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
The world needs someone so extreme, so dangerous, so depraved, and so powerful that we all have no choice but to work together to stop them.

Oh, this is too easy, I just can't...
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SmokeMassTree
11/09/17 6:12:14 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I've raw dogged many tinder chicks

I only have one legitimate son


you have two legitimate sons.

have fun.




That's not my baby in your womb.
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Jen0125
11/09/17 6:15:43 PM
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ugh that gave me a horrible total body cringe
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Andromicus
11/09/17 6:18:29 PM
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darkknight109 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
The world needs someone so extreme, so dangerous, so depraved, and so powerful that we all have no choice but to work together to stop them.

Oh, this is too easy, I just can't...

Yeah it was obvs Obama, the Antichrist
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SmokeMassTree
11/09/17 6:29:28 PM
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You're welcome

Try not to shake the baby tho
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Troll_Police_
11/09/17 6:33:27 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Lol you named your daughter Rein


Yeah... it was my grandmothers name who passed away a few months before my daughter was born.

Hilarious right?
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Troll_Police_
11/09/17 6:36:54 PM
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darkknight109 posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
The world needs someone so extreme, so dangerous, so depraved, and so powerful that we all have no choice but to work together to stop them.

Oh, this is too easy, I just can't...


let me guess, you mean trump? clearly doesn't meet the criteria since he clearly still has supporters and is clearly going to be reelected in 2020.

no, i mean actually dangerous. someone who could and would willfully launch a nuke at a country for looking at them the wrong way. someone who is smarter than everyone else, and uses that advantage to dominate the entire world. someone powerful enough who lives a life of depravity so heinous that it trickles down into every facet of society. someone like Caligula.
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Uncle Choad
11/09/17 6:46:25 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
I don't understand any of this.


then you need to read your goddamn history.

Caligula was a short lived roman emperor whos debauchery, hedonism, and power, forced rome to come together lest he destroy them all. the praetorian guard, plebians, senators and coutriers conspired to kill him, bringing them all closer together than they'd been for over a century.

i think my daughter could be that person today, on a global level, but i am conflicted on raising her to be so amoral.


None of this makes sense to me either.
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Jen0125
11/09/17 6:51:58 PM
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Uncle Choad posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
I don't understand any of this.


then you need to read your goddamn history.

Caligula was a short lived roman emperor whos debauchery, hedonism, and power, forced rome to come together lest he destroy them all. the praetorian guard, plebians, senators and coutriers conspired to kill him, bringing them all closer together than they'd been for over a century.

i think my daughter could be that person today, on a global level, but i am conflicted on raising her to be so amoral.


None of this makes sense to me either.


tc is an idiot is the gist of it

Troll_Police_ posted...

Yeah... it was my grandmothers name who passed away a few months before my daughter was born.

Hilarious right?


yes, it's a hilarious name.
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Blightzkrieg
11/09/17 6:53:14 PM
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Remember when they pulled Claudius out from behind a bunch of curtains and decided he'd be Emperor because he happened to be around.

That was fun.
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Troll_Police_
11/09/17 7:23:33 PM
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jfc jen is salty lately

whats got your panties in a bunch?

Blightzkrieg posted...
Remember when they pulled Claudius out from behind a bunch of curtains and decided he'd be Emperor because he happened to be around.

That was fun.


yeah, goddamn praetorean guard man. whatcha gonna do?
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Troll_Police_
11/09/17 7:25:20 PM
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Uncle Choad posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
I don't understand any of this.


then you need to read your goddamn history.

Caligula was a short lived roman emperor whos debauchery, hedonism, and power, forced rome to come together lest he destroy them all. the praetorian guard, plebians, senators and coutriers conspired to kill him, bringing them all closer together than they'd been for over a century.

i think my daughter could be that person today, on a global level, but i am conflicted on raising her to be so amoral.


None of this makes sense to me either.


like i said, you need to study your damn history son. it was a pretty significant event for the western world.
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Uncle Choad
11/09/17 10:49:17 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
I don't understand any of this.


then you need to read your goddamn history.

Caligula was a short lived roman emperor whos debauchery, hedonism, and power, forced rome to come together lest he destroy them all. the praetorian guard, plebians, senators and coutriers conspired to kill him, bringing them all closer together than they'd been for over a century.

i think my daughter could be that person today, on a global level, but i am conflicted on raising her to be so amoral.


None of this makes sense to me either.


like i said, you need to study your damn history son. it was a pretty significant event for the western world.


Yeah I'm from the east coast, though.
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Troll_Police_
11/09/17 11:26:02 PM
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genuinely funny post
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SunWuKung420
11/10/17 12:19:47 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
The world needs someone so extreme, so dangerous, so depraved, and so powerful that we all have no choice but to work together to stop them.


No we don't. We just need to stop being idiotic and realize all of us working for the common good of everyone is the best thing for all of us. We don't need another caliluga to learn that again. We already know it.

Also, we already have Donald trump filling that position.
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