Poll of the Day > The Resident Evil movie franchise is getting a reboot.

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Ferarri619
05/22/17 8:06:13 AM
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https://variety.com/2017/film/news/resident-evil-reboot-cannes-film-festival-1202439086/

Tbh, I liked the very first 2002 film, so I may be interested in this one if it's similar.

I thought the 2nd and 3rd were garbage though, and I haven't seen any of the ones after that. I'm surprised they've been consistently releasing new films since then.
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AllstarSniper32
05/22/17 8:10:40 AM
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I only liked the first 2 films. I don't think I've seen all the movies after the 3 movie but the ones I have seen, including the 3rd movie weren't to my liking. I watched most of them though. I might have not watched 2 at the most.
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Mead
05/22/17 8:10:42 AM
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It can't get worse
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Alexandra_Trent
05/22/17 8:58:30 AM
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Mead posted...
It can't get worse

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FrozenBananas
05/22/17 9:18:29 AM
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Alexandra_Trent posted...
Mead posted...
It can't get worse


This.
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IAmNowGone
05/22/17 9:20:12 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Alexandra_Trent posted...
Mead posted...
It can't get worse


This.


These.
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IAmNowGone
05/22/17 9:21:51 AM
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But seriously we need a new director for the reboot. Wes Anderson sucks donkey dick.
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I_Abibde
05/22/17 9:47:03 AM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Wes Anderson sucks donkey dick.


Paul W.S. Anderson.

A Resident Evil directed by Wes Anderson would be ... surreal.
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EvilMegas
05/22/17 9:52:09 AM
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Lol saying it can't get worse.

You guys!
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Zangrief
05/22/17 9:59:04 AM
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1 was definitely the best. Great score too.

It went downhill from there. I own them all.

Are they going to finish the story arc, as it were, first? Or just scrap the whole damned thing. Lawls.
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supergamer19
05/22/17 10:11:37 AM
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I'm actually watching the entire franchise in between my Zelda playrhroughs. Crazy.
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Ferarri619
05/22/17 10:15:42 AM
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supergamer19 posted...
I'm actually watching the entire franchise in between my Zelda playrhroughs. Crazy.


So..does it get any good past the third film? Now I'm legitimately curious. >_<
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ReggieTheReckless
05/22/17 10:16:28 AM
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I_Abibde posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
Wes Anderson sucks donkey dick.


Paul W.S. Anderson.

A Resident Evil directed by Wes Anderson would be ... surreal.

now imagine wes anderson directs a new resident evil movie that stars all of his usuals and tries to emulate the game and original opening movie to the game as closely as possible with everything being very tongue in cheek and such

of course the luke wilson is chris and owen wilson is wesker
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Smarkil
05/22/17 11:30:50 AM
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Mead posted...
It can't get worse


You say that...
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IAmNowGone
05/22/17 11:42:38 AM
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I_Abibde posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
Wes Anderson sucks donkey dick.


Paul W.S. Anderson.

A Resident Evil directed by Wes Anderson would be ... surreal.


Woops. I get them mixed up all the time. Yes, it would be surreal. And yes Paul Anderson sucks donkey dick.
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IAmNowGone
05/22/17 11:46:19 AM
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Ferarri619 posted...
supergamer19 posted...
I'm actually watching the entire franchise in between my Zelda playrhroughs. Crazy.


So..does it get any good past the third film? Now I'm legitimately curious. >_<


Absolutely not. It gets so much worse. 3 was a good attempt but 4,5, and 6 are abominations. OP Alice and a bunch of shit that makes zero sense.

When 4 ended, I was like OK ridiculous but it was fun.
When 5 ended, I was disgusted.
When 6 ended, I was nauseous. Angry. Top 10 worst movies ever.
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helIy
05/22/17 11:51:34 AM
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they're fun as fuck movies

the casting choice for Leon is dumb though
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EvilMegas
05/22/17 1:49:48 PM
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helIy posted...
they're fun as fuck movies

the casting choice for Leon is dumb though

As a person that doesn't even like RE that much, I felt offended for the fans.

"Here's that guy from the game, now they're useless"
" See that girl that was your waifu? She's shit because she's not Alice."
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Guille014
05/22/17 2:01:33 PM
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Despite all the criticism, I enjoy the RE films, they always deliver what is promised, action scenes, tons of blood and zombies. Yeah it may be dumb, and does not follow the games plot lines, but for me at least, they are entertaining and like it or not, they have become one of the most succesful video game franchise in the movie industry, so I am not surprised they want to continue milking it.
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supergamer19
05/22/17 2:07:23 PM
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Ferarri619 posted...

So..does it get any good past the third film? Now I'm legitimately curious. >_<


I'm watching the second right now. Jill Valentine just shows up and shoots all zombies willy nilly in the beginning. Does she... Does she have an eastern European accent?
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Zareth
05/22/17 2:14:03 PM
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Paul was like "Let me make these movies so my wife can be her own Original Character Do Not Steal Mary Sue and make millions of dollars so she'll still be content and willing to sleep with me even though I'm a talentless hack."
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Runner_style
05/22/17 2:26:23 PM
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Zareth posted...
Paul was like "Let me make these movies so my wife can be her own Original Character Do Not Steal Mary Sue and make millions of dollars so she'll still be content and willing to sleep with me even though I'm a talentless hack."


I imagine something like.

Anderson - I'm horny!
Jovovich - No sex for you!
Anderson - I'll direct another resident Evilllll!
Jovovich - have at me big boy!
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helIy
05/22/17 5:06:42 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
helIy posted...
they're fun as fuck movies

the casting choice for Leon is dumb though

As a person that doesn't even like RE that much, I felt offended for the fans.

"Here's that guy from the game, now they're useless"
" See that girl that was your waifu? She's shit because she's not Alice."
"Alice, Alice, Alice"

okay, but the fans also think any resident evil after 3 is trash, so they don't super matter.

the movies are incredibly fun action packed zombie killing movies, and it's what we all want. and they completely deliver.
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supergamer19
05/22/17 9:01:26 PM
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Finished watching the first two. I just came off of The Mummy series, and followed it with The Scorpion King series. The first two are much better films than anything in the scorpion king films. Yet, I somewhat enjoyed those because they were campy and I would have loved them as a kid. Reminded me of the old Sinbad films.

With the way the first two films went, I can't see this series being much worse than that.
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wolfy42
05/22/17 9:20:43 PM
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Each new resident evil movie gave him a multi-pass to her body which ended in a big badda boom!!
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AverageBoss
05/22/17 9:47:17 PM
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I thought the 2 CG movies were better than any of the live action films. And those were not good themselves.
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FrozenBananas
05/23/17 2:35:40 AM
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Zareth posted...
Paul was like "Let me make these movies so my wife can be her own Original Character Do Not Steal Mary Sue and make millions of dollars so she'll still be content and willing to sleep with me even though I'm a talentless hack."


She wasn't even married to him when they started the first movie. He must have kept making them in order to get that ring on her finger

Strangely enough, she was married to Luc Besson (director of Fifth Element) for 2 years before she married Paul
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I_Abibde
05/23/17 6:14:31 AM
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IAmNowGone posted...
When 6 ended, I was nauseous. Angry. Top 10 worst movies ever.


I agree. I enjoyed the other ones to varying degrees (especially Apocalypse, for some reason), but Final Chapter was legit bad. Also the worst case of shaky cam fight scenes I have ever seen, I think. I couldn't tell what was going on at all, most of the time!
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supergamer19
05/23/17 2:21:40 PM
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I binge watched 5 of the 6, and I have to say, at least this series is all about powerful women who don't need no men, and aren't sexualized.

That's gotta mean something to someone, right?
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force_edge
05/23/17 3:12:03 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
FrozenBananas posted...
Alexandra_Trent posted...
Mead posted...
It can't get worse


This.


These.


And these.
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EvilMegas
05/23/17 3:47:34 PM
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supergamer19 posted...
I binge watched 5 of the 6, and I have to say, at least this series is all about powerful women who don't need no men, and aren't sexualized.

That's gotta mean something to someone, right?

Alice is naked in almost every movie for no reason.
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Conner4REAL
05/23/17 3:52:21 PM
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"Open to question" is far from red lighting or even working with a script.

Personally if they do it I hope it's done as an animated film or live action if the plot focuses on shiva Jill and Claire having many sapphic and erotic adventures on an island of survivors populated only by hot nymphomaniac girls.
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FrozenBananas
05/23/17 4:10:54 PM
#34:


EvilMegas posted...
supergamer19 posted...
I binge watched 5 of the 6, and I have to say, at least this series is all about powerful women who don't need no men, and aren't sexualized.

That's gotta mean something to someone, right?

Alice is naked in almost every movie for no reason.


Either that or she's fighting in the shortest dress possible
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Justin2Krelian
05/23/17 4:14:16 PM
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Based more directly off the games maybe?
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supergamer19
05/23/17 4:43:09 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Alice is naked in almost every movie for no reason.


Naked doesn't mean sexual, though.

FrozenBananas posted...
Either that or she's fighting in the shortest dress possible


She wears a dress in one film so far (the first), and it's not even short.
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EvilMegas
05/23/17 4:45:13 PM
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supergamer19 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Alice is naked in almost every movie for no reason.


Naked doesn't mean sexual, though.

FrozenBananas posted...
Either that or she's fighting in the shortest dress possible


She wears a dress in one film so far (the first), and it's not even short.


So why is she naked then, if it's not to show off her body? There is no in movie explanation to show us beyond the first time we see her naked.
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supergamer19
05/23/17 4:53:03 PM
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She wakes up: in a shower, in a lab with tubes inserted all over her body, in a statis/womb pod (and all her clones) with more tubes all over her body, in a Umbrella holding cell (this was dumb).

I think I might be missing one other time she's woken up naked, but in all but the last one, the nakedness isn't far-fetched, and isn't indicative of anything sexual in nature.

Oh, there was a few seconds of a sex scene in the first one, as well.
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Runner_style
05/23/17 6:41:14 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
supergamer19 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Alice is naked in almost every movie for no reason.


Naked doesn't mean sexual, though.

FrozenBananas posted...
Either that or she's fighting in the shortest dress possible


She wears a dress in one film so far (the first), and it's not even short.


So why is she naked then, if it's not to show off her body? There is no in movie explanation to show us beyond the first time we see her naked.


Grabs the attention of the horny male, draws attention away from the shitty plot?
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I_Abibde
05/24/17 6:58:48 AM
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Runner_style posted...
Grabs the attention of the horny male, draws attention away from the shitty plot?


... or reminds the audience to go watch The Fifth Element again.
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