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Smackems
04/01/24 9:29:25 AM
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I'm super pro 2nd amendment but that's pretty lame and nerdy

It's pretty good coffee though...

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MrMojoRising
04/01/24 9:33:01 AM
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is it from Black Rifle Coffee?

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Smackems
04/01/24 9:33:29 AM
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MrMojoRising posted...
is it from Black Rifle Coffee?
Yeah them fuckers

I didn't buy it my brother in law did. He's much more conservative than I am

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Dakimakura
04/01/24 9:34:10 AM
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Gun bad

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hereforemnant
04/01/24 9:34:28 AM
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It's not good coffee OP sorry idk what made you think that
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Smackems
04/01/24 9:38:28 AM
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hereforemnant posted...
It's not good coffee OP sorry idk what made you think that
Look

I drink it black so it all kinda tastes like shit to me tbh

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FolkenRawr
04/01/24 9:39:46 AM
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Did you change your sig for this topic, or did it just work out that well?

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Giant_Aspirin
04/01/24 9:39:55 AM
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Smackems posted...
I drink it black so it all kinda tastes like shit to me tbh

then you're doing it wrong. or you have bad beans.

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Smackems
04/01/24 9:43:27 AM
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FolkenRawr posted...
Did you change your sig for this topic, or did it just work out that well?
What

Giant_Aspirin posted...
then you're doing it wrong. or you have bad beans.
How could I be doing it wrong if the caffeine feels so right

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FolkenRawr
04/01/24 9:44:38 AM
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Smackems posted...
What

How could I be doing it wrong if the caffeine feels so right

Your sig is perfect for the topic lol

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Smackems
04/01/24 9:44:54 AM
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It do doe

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Torgo
04/01/24 9:45:10 AM
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Don't they advertise on a lot of ultra-far right wing shows like Daily Wire?

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Giant_Aspirin
04/01/24 9:45:49 AM
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Smackems posted...
How could I be doing it wrong if the caffeine feels so right

coffee can feel great and taste good! using pre-ground coffee with an auto-drip machine is like the worst possible way to make coffee besides instant.

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Smackems
04/01/24 9:47:46 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
coffee can feel great and taste good! using pre-ground coffee with an auto-drip machine is like the worst possible way to make coffee besides instant.
Does not compute

I make da coffee, put some ice in it to cool it, then chug it

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Giant_Aspirin
04/01/24 9:50:50 AM
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that's one way to do it, especially if your goal is to get caffeine into your blood as quickly as possible. but if that's all your after, you might as well just buy bulk caffeine powder and take it that way. cheaper, less work, no taste.

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Foppe
04/01/24 9:51:44 AM
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Does it contain real gunpowder?

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Smackems
04/01/24 9:57:32 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
that's one way to do it, especially if your goal is to get caffeine into your blood as quickly as possible. but if that's all your after, you might as well just buy bulk caffeine powder and take it that way. cheaper, less work, no taste.
I'm pretty sure I would kill myself with that lol

Foppe posted...
Does it contain real gunpowder?
Kinda tastes like it

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MrMojoRising
04/01/24 10:04:53 AM
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Guns are cool, but def wouldn't buy coffee from those people.

If someone gave it to me, tho, i mean, might as well

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Smackems
04/01/24 10:06:24 AM
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Who posted

Ok ok. Wonder why it took a second to pop up

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Smackems
04/01/24 10:07:22 AM
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MrMojoRising posted...
Guns are cool, but def wouldn't buy coffee from those people.

If someone gave it to me, tho, i mean, might as well
I do just fine with store brand coffee. As we've established I'm in it for the caffeine. But it was there and I needed coffee

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SaikyoStyle
04/01/24 10:10:18 AM
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I buy from a local roaster. Its more expensive than most other options but when you drink it you can tell where that extra money went.

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FolkenRawr
04/01/24 10:11:07 AM
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Smackems posted...
I do just fine with store brand coffee. As we've established I'm in it for the caffeine. But it was there and I needed coffee

I'm also generally a cheap coffee drinker. Before my roommate worked at Starbucks, we'd just get the Costco brand 140ish pack. It's fine

Cafe Bustelo is legitimately good coffee though, and pretty cheap iirc. Definitely recommended it.

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Smackems
04/01/24 10:11:19 AM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
I buy from a local roaster. Its more expensive than most other options but when you drink it you can tell where that extra money went.
Read this as you buy from a local rooster. For that split second you were the coolest person I had ever known

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Doe
04/01/24 10:12:09 AM
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It really speaks to the mental age of conservatives that they need a picture of a gun printed on an extremely normal commodity in the US to reclaim it from "wokeness"/femininity.

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Smackems
04/01/24 10:12:48 AM
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Yeah I don't wanna drank none of that pussy librul bowlshit

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BucketCat
04/01/24 10:14:28 AM
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try camerons if you're looking to try out some other brands. they're not super expensive and are better than brands you'd typically find at the store (i think kroger sells their coffee but i buy it online)

i like their "jamaican me crazy" flavor, it's kinda earthy and very slightly sweet tasting.

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R1masher
04/01/24 10:17:19 AM
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Hih, you drink it by the cup? figured youd just do shots

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Southernfatman
04/01/24 10:20:20 AM
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Sounds like something Wilkins would do

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L4p5v49kN6s&pp=ygUgamltIGhlbnNvbiBjb2ZmZWUgY29tbWVyY2lhbCBndW4%3D

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Smackems
04/01/24 10:23:20 AM
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R1masher posted...
Hih, you drink it by the cup? figured youd just do shots
I'm basically doing shots with mugs instead of a shot glass

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R1masher
04/01/24 10:26:50 AM
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Smackems posted...
I'm basically doing shots with mugs instead of a shot glass

huh, online you say? Figured youd get it at target..

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Smackems
04/01/24 10:46:50 AM
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R1masher posted...
huh, online you say? Figured youd get it at target..
Yeah I did say that huh

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R1masher
04/01/24 10:51:25 AM
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Smackems posted...
Yeah I did say that huh

gun puns son shots/target sure youre even caffeinated rn?

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FolkenRawr
04/01/24 10:51:57 AM
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R1masher posted...
gun puns son shots/target sure youre even caffeinated rn?

Fwiw, both of your jokes made me laugh

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Smackems
04/01/24 11:01:16 AM
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R1masher posted...
gun puns son shots/target sure youre even caffeinated rn?
Son I don't even know if I'm fuckin real right now

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/01/24 11:08:58 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
Gun bad
Gun worship bad. Gun evangelizing bad. Gun personality bad.

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josifrees
04/01/24 11:10:01 AM
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they didnt make shit they just put their name on some coffee

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Smackems
04/01/24 11:14:34 AM
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josifrees posted...
they didnt make shit they just put their name on some coffee
It made me go and that's all I care about

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theAteam
04/01/24 11:16:12 AM
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Torgo posted...
Don't they advertise on a lot of ultra-far right wing shows like Daily Wire?

They went viral after doing an advertisement online with Kyle Rittenhouse right after he killed those protestors so that tells you what kind of people they are.

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DyingPancake
04/01/24 11:18:21 AM
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They are my go to for canned coffee

Will probably get one of their caramel espressos today actually

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Smackems
04/01/24 11:24:06 AM
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DyingPancake posted...
They are my go to for canned coffee

Will probably get one of their caramel espressos today actually
Sounds too fru fru for me I just want gogo

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Smashingpmkns
04/01/24 11:27:31 AM
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Ngl pretty funny how conservatives talk shit about libs and their expensive coffee yet their brand is just expensive folgers with a gun on it lol

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DyingPancake
04/01/24 11:33:25 AM
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Smackems posted...
Sounds too fru fru for me I just want gogo

Dont think Ive heard of a caramel flavoring being described as fancy before lol

Its good though. I think all their espresso cans have some flavoring in them though and espresso is generally all I get if Im getting a can drink

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brestugo
04/01/24 11:51:38 AM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
I buy from a local roaster. Its more expensive than most other options but when you drink it you can tell where that extra money went.


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/337de077.jpg

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Smackems
04/01/24 11:52:48 AM
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DyingPancake posted...
Dont think Ive heard of a caramel flavoring being described as fancy before lol

Its good though. I think all their espresso cans have some flavoring in them though and espresso is generally all I get if Im getting a can drink
It fru fru!

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DementedDurian
04/01/24 11:53:53 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
Sounds like something Wilkins would do

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L4p5v49kN6s&pp=ygUgamltIGhlbnNvbiBjb2ZmZWUgY29tbWVyY2lhbCBndW4%3D

The fuck?

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/01/24 12:09:06 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
The fuck?
I believe that was one of the first professional gigs Jim Henson had. Weird stuff.

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Crimsoness
04/01/24 12:09:18 PM
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Smackems the coffee snob, probably only drinks that lemur poop coffee

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mustachedmystic
04/01/24 12:27:38 PM
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They named a MLB team after a gun. Though the name didnt stick.

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Lordgold666
04/01/24 12:59:29 PM
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Brc is conservative? Dont they donate to democrats?

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Smackems
04/01/24 1:33:19 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Brc is conservative? Dont they donate to democrats?
I don't have any clue

Just seemed more conservative because guns are colloquially a right wing thing these days

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