Current Events > Palworld is getting a dating Sim where uh... Pals take off their clothes

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wackyteen
03/31/24 2:26:11 PM
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https://twitter.com/palworld_en/status/1774406299154837990

I know the release date (1 April 2025) is what it says but I would not put it past these people to do this

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TMOG
03/31/24 2:29:14 PM
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Didn't the sex update for Cult of the Lamb also start as an April Fools joke until they realized the player base actually did want it
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lucariopikmin
03/31/24 2:30:20 PM
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Dateable black marketeer makes this goty for the next few years.

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wackyteen
03/31/24 2:34:26 PM
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TMOG posted...
Didn't the sex update for Cult of the Lamb also start as an April Fools joke until they realized the player base actually did want it
Pretty sure it was just a joke tweet not around April Fools. They said if they got to 300K (by X time i think) followers they'd introduce the sex

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K-driver
03/31/24 2:44:36 PM
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TMOG posted...
Didn't the sex update for Cult of the Lamb also start as an April Fools joke until they realized the player base actually did want it
"Add sex" is a common shitpost suggestion that gets spammed on steam games that get regular updates. I believe they just rolled with it.

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Hambo
03/31/24 2:47:07 PM
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So this is an actual game they're actually releasing as an April Fools joke? That's how that Sonic murder mystery was released too, right? Weird trend, but it beats fake trailers for games that aren't going to be released. And they're both actually funny concepts.

Also, that pink lizard definitely exists because someone wanted to fuck Salazzle.

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cjsdowg
03/31/24 2:49:34 PM
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Since this is just like Pokemon game this very odd even for April Fools joke from it's official page .

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MarbyIsBack
03/31/24 2:50:55 PM
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My honest reaction to this information:

https://youtu.be/9n-5YJYVG50

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Dakimakura
03/31/24 2:56:40 PM
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Nothing offensive about sex

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Tyranthraxus
03/31/24 3:00:34 PM
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Hambo posted...
Also, that pink lizard definitely exists because someone wanted to fuck Salazzle.
That someone is the guy who drew Salazzle in the first place

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Tyranthraxus
03/31/24 3:01:30 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Pretty sure it was just a joke tweet not around April Fools. They said if they got to 300K (by X time i think) followers they'd introduce the sex

There's a really good chance they were already working on the dlc before making that tweet and were going to release it anyway

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DrizztLink
03/31/24 3:02:30 PM
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Hambo posted...
Also, that pink lizard definitely exists because someone wanted to fuck Salazzle.
Of the type combinations you could have sex with, I feel like Fire/Poison has to be one of if not the absolute worst you could pick.

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Palworld
03/31/24 3:02:40 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Nothing offensive about sex
Thank you for the support!

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Hambo
03/31/24 3:03:29 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
That someone is the guy who drew Salazzle in the first place
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cabcf94a.jpg


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Crimsoness
03/31/24 3:04:31 PM
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That's hot

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Tmaster148
03/31/24 3:05:09 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Of the type combinations you could have sex with, I feel like Fire/Poison has to be one of if not the absolute worst you could pick.

It's lore is that it forms a harem of it's pre-evolution with pheromones.

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DrizztLink
03/31/24 3:08:12 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
It's lore is that it forms a harem of it's pre-evolution with pheromones.
Yeah, a harem of other Fire/Poison types.

Now go in there with your Normal/Squishy genitals and see how it turns out.

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Seaman_Prime
03/31/24 3:16:26 PM
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Ngl the Fat ugly bastard design is pretty good
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Irony
03/31/24 3:17:07 PM
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What is this Danganronpa shit

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Nukazie
04/03/24 7:28:34 AM
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pokemon in greater shambles

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Solar_Crimson
04/03/24 7:58:36 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
That someone is the guy who drew Salazzle in the first place
Wait, really?

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DementedDurian
04/03/24 8:04:11 AM
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*facepalm*

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Ragtag28
04/03/24 8:04:42 AM
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There's no laws against the pokemon batman.

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Dalthine
04/03/24 8:10:59 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Since this is just like Pokemon game this very odd even for April Fools joke from it's official page .
Palworld? The game where you run around with guns and kill the pals? The game where you enslave the wildlife to run sweat shops? The game where you can brainwash other humans by putting them in balls? The game where you butcher your workers for meat once they've outlived their usefulness? The game where that pink lizard literally has the "dex" entry that it learned to fuck humans?

THAT Palworld?

Having said that... I don't think this was put out with the intention of making a real game. But they might wind up going for it if the reception is positive enough.
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the_rowan
04/03/24 8:22:53 AM
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Until they actually make it like Rivals did, they're just all talk and no action. Rivals even had twelve characters to ask out.

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WingsOfGood
04/03/24 8:27:43 AM
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They said Palworld would be forgotten. They said flavor of the month. The impotent rage they had could not be quenched.
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Turbam
04/03/24 8:38:47 AM
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Ok, but "More than just Pals" is a dimes subtitle

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Pechabust
04/04/24 10:36:21 PM
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Colonel, Palworld took her clothes off!
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DKBananaSlamma
04/07/24 11:15:43 AM
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lmao

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Mechu
04/07/24 11:19:40 AM
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They understand the audience.

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dancing_cactuar
04/07/24 11:33:00 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
That someone is the guy who drew Salazzle in the first place
Guys who designed Salazzle and other pokemon like Lopunny:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eodVPWv0sWY

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