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03/27/24 7:03:00 PM
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PowerOats
03/27/24 8:05:44 PM
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500k untaxed, every year till you die

Or

A very special set of Senzu Beans that are capable of healing any and all diseases, wounds, and physical/ mental issues to those that eat it.

It will put you in the best shape it can, and prevents you from getting hungry/ tired/ sleepy for 7 days

The beans can't be sold, traded, lost or stolen, but can be given away, so long as you get nothing in return. You get 3 at the start of every year, and you can hoard them if you want

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thronedfire2
03/27/24 8:06:41 PM
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beans

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archizzy
03/27/24 8:07:18 PM
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Easily money.

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Gobstoppers12
03/27/24 8:08:15 PM
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The beans offer security and longevity that money simply can't. I'd eat one right away just to take care of any latent/unknown health issues that might be brewing, then I'd just sit on the others until someone in my family or friend circle needed one.

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008Zulu
03/27/24 8:09:13 PM
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Beans don't heal mental issues, just look at Vegeta and Goku's decision making history.

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Turducken
03/27/24 8:09:47 PM
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I'm sure I can convince a billionaire that if they keep me happy with large cash donations that I might just give them a bean now and again.

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Vicious_Dios
03/27/24 8:09:51 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
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chaos_knight
03/27/24 8:10:02 PM
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Imagine being able to cure cancer with a bean.

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Gobstoppers12
03/27/24 8:12:11 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Beans don't heal mental issues, just look at Vegeta and Goku's decision making history.

PowerOats posted...
A very special set of Senzu Beans that are capable of healing any and all diseases, wounds, and physical/ mental issues to those that eat it.
These do. They're even better than the standard version.

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PowerOats
03/27/24 8:16:56 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
does the healing thing last indefinitely? or only for the 7 days? or what


Healing takes a few seconds, the no hunger/ sleepy etc is a bonus side effect
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thronedfire2
03/27/24 8:17:22 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Beans don't heal mental issues, just look at Vegeta and Goku's decision making history.

that's probably just who they are

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kage_53
03/27/24 8:22:05 PM
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Senzu bean. This isnt close.
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LonelyStoner
03/27/24 8:23:39 PM
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Im not fighting any world ending threat, so the money

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itachi15243
03/27/24 8:26:17 PM
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Money.

As much as I want the beans, I could live comfortably forever with that money. And if someone found out about the beans, that could make life hard.

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pretzelcoatl
03/27/24 8:28:43 PM
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Beans
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PMarth2002
03/27/24 8:28:56 PM
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Money.

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KnightofShikari
03/27/24 8:32:59 PM
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beans means i can fix a lot wrong with me. eyes, skin, knees, feet, hips

but money tho

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Tyranthraxus
03/27/24 8:33:00 PM
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Money if it's the regular senzu beans.

The things described in the op aren't senzu beans. They're like panaceas combined with getting an extra 8 hours of shit to do every day for a week.

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Crimsoness
03/27/24 8:34:57 PM
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Can I make the beans into a delicious chili?

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action52
03/27/24 8:35:15 PM
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They're permanent in that anything healed in those seven days is healed forever. So if you have cancer and you eat one, the cancer will be gone forever.

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deoxxys
03/27/24 8:35:41 PM
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chaos_knight posted...
Imagine being able to cure cancer with a bean.
Doesn't work or else they would have cured Goku's sickness with it

Edit: Oh TC is talking about a special senzu bean that can do this?

Well you can't sell them so what's the point

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thronedfire2
03/27/24 8:35:56 PM
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action52 posted...
They're permanent in that anything healed in those seven days is healed forever. So if you have cancer and you eat one, the cancer will be gone forever.

and some people are choosing money instead smh

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KnightofShikari
03/27/24 8:42:34 PM
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would the beans work on pets as well? so if a cat got a serious disease you can cure them instantly?

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AuthenticZac
03/27/24 8:43:44 PM
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The beans

The money would be life-changing, allowing me to live comfortably for the rest of my life, but the ability to cure any illness for myself and my family would be priceless. The money could be used for medical bills, but sometimes there are underlying issues that just take too long to diagnose, and by that time, could be too late.

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/27/24 8:44:46 PM
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Beans easily. Just because I can't sell them doesn't mean I can't make money. Let people know I have them. Demonstrate 1 bean and then sell spots to have a bean. I'm not charging for the bean but for the spot in queue. Easy money.

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Doe
03/27/24 8:45:12 PM
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The beans applied only to yourself are worth more than $500k

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sabin017
03/27/24 8:48:48 PM
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"You have incurable cancer."
"kthxbai"
*shows up a year later and has a perfect bill of health*

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PowerOats
03/27/24 8:49:17 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
would the beans work on pets as well? so if a cat got a serious disease you can cure them instantly?


Yea sure
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UnicornRaline
03/27/24 8:51:50 PM
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So in the case of the beans healing anything....

Would it handle gender dysphoria by making the body what it should be, or remove the gender dysphoria?

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itachi15243
03/27/24 8:52:48 PM
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Could I get paid to use the beans in a situation where a third party pays me to gift the bean to someone else?

Nirvanas_Nox posted...
Beans easily. Just because I can't sell them doesn't mean I can't make money. Let people know I have them. Demonstrate 1 bean and then sell spots to have a bean. I'm not charging for the bean but for the spot in queue. Easy money.

But would that count as selling it or not?

If either of those two worked I'd immediately change my answer. One bean alone is probably worth millions.

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PowerOats
03/27/24 8:53:02 PM
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Don't know
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badjay
03/27/24 8:53:50 PM
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Beans are insane value. People are crazy to be picking the money. The money should be picked if you're basically homeless. You could save your loved ones lives holding onto these. It's absolutely worth way more than 500k to have more time with them. Hell do you have a pet? Can use it on them to cure whatever old age diseases they have.

The worth in old age of fixing all joint pains and arthritis and back pain is absolutely insane too.

People don't understand how worthless 500k becomes in the face of cancer or debilitating mental illnesses. Imagine taking the 500k and getting hit with alzheimers or dementia. Guess at that point you won't even remember having the choice.

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DarkProto05
03/27/24 8:55:56 PM
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Can I theoretically live forever, or at least for hundreds of years with the beans? If yes Ill take the beans. If not give me the money.

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Irony
03/27/24 8:56:47 PM
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I need the beans for my sadness

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thronedfire2
03/27/24 8:57:53 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Can I make the beans into a delicious chili?

only if you don't live in Texas

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Pikachuchupika
03/27/24 8:59:15 PM
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There would be many ways to make money off of these beans without selling them.
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Itachi157
03/27/24 8:59:57 PM
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Senzu beans. Basically Ill never be sick again and cant die of illness at all. Id probably live to over 100 easily with those.

with the money I could pay off my house and have a chunk left over which would be nice, but it doesnt really compare to gaining special basically supernatural items
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Kradek
03/27/24 9:01:17 PM
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If the beans are good enough to cure things like cancer, heart disease and stds, then the beans. If not, then the money.

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03/27/24 9:01:39 PM
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DarthDemented
03/27/24 9:02:54 PM
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I don't know, I may take the beans. At least I'd be able to get out of bed normally again.

Also, isn't it hilarious how they went from keeping someone feeling full for 10 days, to basically being the DB version of curaga?

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CADE_FOSTER
03/27/24 9:08:47 PM
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archizzy posted...
Easily money.

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MorbidFaithless
03/27/24 9:09:45 PM
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I;m thinking about thos Beans

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YoBlazer
03/27/24 9:13:19 PM
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Beans

I could have used one to save a loved one from cancer last year =(

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Eat_More_Beef
03/27/24 9:16:35 PM
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Do the beans taste good?

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Kradek
03/27/24 9:21:59 PM
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Eat_More_Beef posted...
Do the beans taste good?

Medicine rarely does.

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Nirvanas_Nox
03/27/24 9:27:34 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
Could I get paid to use the beans in a situation where a third party pays me to gift the bean to someone else?

But would that count as selling it or not?

If either of those two worked I'd immediately change my answer. One bean alone is probably worth millions.

No cuz I'm giving them the bean for free. Doesn't mean I can't make queue and charge for the spot. However I'd only be charging people who actually have the means. Anyone who isn't rich wouldn't be charged for a spot.

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metralo
03/27/24 9:28:32 PM
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As someone who works for like 19$ hour, still the beans easily lol

I'm alive with my current job. I don't want to die. Give me beans

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