Current Events > I will gift a $25 Steam game to whomever can guess how I hurt my neck this AM

Topic List	Page List: 1, 2, 3
Mistere_Man 03/10/24 9:56:48 PM #51:	At 6:15 you awoke to a noise in your room, you quickly turned on the light to find a strange 7 foot tall creature dressed like a Girl Scout rummaging through your underwear drawer. You jumped to your feet and quickly tried to subdue them, but they were far to strong for you and easily threw you across the room hurting your neck. The creature left saying something in their native language, though you at the time couldnt understand it. It translated to Yes! I will finally earn my animal studies badge! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979301439] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>At 6:15 you awoke to a noise in your room, you quickly turned on the light to find a strange 7 foot tall creature dressed like a Girl Scout rummaging through your underwear drawer. You jumped to your feet and quickly tried to subdue them, but they were far to strong for you and easily threw you across the room hurting your neck. The creature left saying something in their native language, though you at the time couldnt understand it. It translated to Yes! I will finally earn my animal studies badge! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/11/24 12:12:53 AM #52:	This morning at around 6:15 you awoke to great stomach discomfort. The old Roma woman you met last night warned you not to eat those magic beans, but you didnt listen. Then suddenly your pain increases, and it becomes too much to contain. That is when your bowls violently, and loudly let forth a fart of such immense power it shattered your window, and propelled your body towards the wall at the top of your bed. Your screams filled the room as you are forced head first into the aforementioned wall THUD! Lucky for you the pillows on your bed softened the blow, but still you were knocked unconscious momentarily. You awoke to the sounds of the co2 alarm blaring in your now damaged home, your neck in pain from hitting the wall. Still you were alive, thanks only to those pillows, and your cheap windows breaking, as if not for them you wouldnt be here today. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979303331] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>This morning at around 6:15 you awoke to great stomach discomfort. The old Roma woman you met last night warned you not to eat those magic beans, but you didnt listen. Then suddenly your pain increases, and it becomes too much to contain. That is when your bowls violently, and loudly let forth a fart of such immense power it shattered your window, and propelled your body towards the wall at the top of your bed. Your screams filled the room as you are forced head first into the aforementioned wall THUD! Lucky for you the pillows on your bed softened the blow, but still you were knocked unconscious momentarily. You awoke to the sounds of the co2 alarm blaring in your now damaged home, your neck in pain from hitting the wall. Still you were alive, thanks only to those pillows, and your cheap windows breaking, as if not for them you wouldnt be here today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 03/11/24 12:25:14 AM #53:	You fell asleep on the couch watching Netflix at a awkward angle --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:979303462] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You fell asleep on the couch watching Netflix at a awkward angle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 03/11/24 12:29:00 AM #54:	Trying a headstand? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:979303505] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Trying a headstand? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
notforremnant 03/11/24 12:29:49 AM #55:	Trying to pop/crack or stretch your neck? <cite>notforremnant posted [p:979303516] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Trying to pop/crack or stretch your neck?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropicalwood 03/11/24 12:31:25 AM #56:	Could always have used too many pillows or shoved his head against the wall. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya <cite>Tropicalwood posted [p:979303533] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Could always have used too many pillows or shoved his head against the wall. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 03/11/24 12:55:35 AM #57:	went to a concert and you were head banging too hard --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:979303793] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>went to a concert and you were head banging too hard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 03/11/24 1:27:41 AM #58:	You went to the chiropractor they performed the ring dinger on you? --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:979304110] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You went to the chiropractor they performed the ring dinger on you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/11/24 1:57:27 AM #59:	You were on set filming for your job as a luchador for a little known online wrestling circuit. You go by Masked Marconius (king of bolognaius). When during your match with your opponent Capitn cara fea, you were in the process of doing your signature move the bologna blaster, when Capitn cara fea shifted his body incorrectly causing you to fall and hurt your neck. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979304327] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You were on set filming for your job as a luchador for a little known online wrestling circuit. You go by Masked Marconius (king of bolognaius). When during your match with your opponent Capitn cara fea, you were in the process of doing your signature move the bologna blaster, when Capitn cara fea shifted his body incorrectly causing you to fall and hurt your neck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 03/11/24 2:33:46 AM #60:	You farted too hard. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:979304576] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You farted too hard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 03/11/24 2:51:59 AM #61:	Butt stuff. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979304697] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Butt stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 03/11/24 2:57:52 AM #62:	Neck cracking gone wrong --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:979304737] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Neck cracking gone wrong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalBraveNUT 03/11/24 3:34:39 AM #63:	Staring at yo phone too long --- FFBE friend ID 958,168,629 Rank 156 <cite>FinalBraveNUT posted [p:979304966] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Staring at yo phone too long </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingPlague 03/11/24 4:07:43 AM #64:	you had an orgasm and tensed up too hard. --- I may look calm, but in my head, I've just killed you three times. <cite>WalkingPlague posted [p:979305165] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>you had an orgasm and tensed up too hard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 03/11/24 4:09:30 AM #65:	You were lying in bed and did... NOTHING. It just happend. As if someone used a voodoo doll on you. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:979305180] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You were lying in bed and did...NOTHING.It just happend. As if someone used a voodoo doll on you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andrewl923 03/11/24 4:16:19 AM #66:	Your cat jump from a high area onto your neck when you weren't expecting it. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/BigDrew923/wishlist <cite>andrewl923 posted [p:979305226] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Your cat jump from a high area onto your neck when you weren't expecting it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Waxitron_Gazer 03/11/24 7:06:31 PM #67:	Guide posted... You farted too hard. closest so far. --- five, five, five, jack -five nobs <cite>Waxitron_Gazer posted [p:979317213] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Guide posted... </cite><quote>You farted too hard.</quote>closest so far. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/11/24 7:07:24 PM #68:	Waxitron_Gazer posted... closest so far. Blacked out while pooping, fell off toilet. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:979317232] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Waxitron_Gazer posted... </cite><quote>closest so far.</quote>Blacked out while pooping, fell off toilet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropicalwood 03/11/24 7:14:57 PM #69:	You took a dump --- ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya <cite>Tropicalwood posted [p:979317397] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You took a dump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 03/11/24 7:27:13 PM #70:	masturbating --- AMD is the best company in the history of computing! <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:979317609] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>masturbating </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 03/11/24 7:30:14 PM #71:	turning to grab the toilet paper, you hurt your neck --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:979317654] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>turning to grab the toilet paper, you hurt your neck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSavageDragon 03/11/24 7:35:51 PM #72:	Your partner farted as you were "down there" which caused you to rear like a horse <cite>TheSavageDragon posted [p:979317748] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Your partner farted as you were "down there" which caused you to rear like a horse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 03/11/24 7:54:51 PM #73:	^ lol --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:979318049] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>^ lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropicalwood 03/11/24 9:27:27 PM #74:	You had a wet fart and when you recoiled upon releasing it you hurt you neck rushing to the bathroom. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya <cite>Tropicalwood posted [p:979319866] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You had a wet fart and when you recoiled upon releasing it you hurt you neck rushing to the bathroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/11/24 10:12:11 PM #75:	Waxitron_Gazer posted... closest so far. How can that be the closest so far when post 52 basically said the same thing? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979320623] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Waxitron_Gazer posted... </cite><quote>closest so far.</quote>How can that be the closest so far when post 52 basically said the same thing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 03/11/24 10:13:01 PM #76:	Mistere_Man posted... How can that be the closest so far when post 52 basically said the same thing? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably didn't read all that lol --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:979320642] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>How can that be the closest so far when post 52 basically said the same thing?</quote>I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably didn't read all thatlol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 03/12/24 12:24:12 AM #77:	You somehow hurt your neck while trying to reach your butt to wipe? --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|EVGA 2080 Ti XC Ultra\|HAF 932 <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:979322456] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You somehow hurt your neck while trying to reach your butt to wipe? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShotgunSilencer 03/12/24 12:26:34 AM #78:	Reaching back to wipe <cite>ShotgunSilencer posted [p:979322485] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Reaching back to wipe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 03/12/24 12:29:21 AM #79:	you did the yoinky sploinky --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:979322515] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>you did the yoinky sploinky </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraetorXyn 03/12/24 9:48:17 AM #80:	Waxitron_Gazer posted... closest so far. You strained too hard during a poop and torqued it somehow in the process. --- https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198052113750 <cite>PraetorXyn posted [p:979326619] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Waxitron_Gazer posted... </cite><quote>closest so far.</quote>You strained too hard during a poop and torqued it somehow in the process. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 03/12/24 1:34:48 PM #81:	you tried to sit down and missed the toilet seat and hurt your neck. --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:979330195] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>you tried to sit down and missed the toilet seat and hurt your neck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 03/12/24 1:35:57 PM #82:	Stone Cold Stunner I'd wager --- She/Her <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:979330219] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Stone Cold Stunner I'd wager </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 03/12/24 1:42:45 PM #83:	Decapitated yourself <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979330339] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Decapitated yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alles-Losen 03/12/24 1:45:16 PM #84:	nerve gas --- Initiating the algorithm for combating unknown foes... <cite>Alles-Losen posted [p:979330380] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>nerve gas </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 03/12/24 1:50:33 PM #85:	You burped real big that it made your neck hurt. --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:979330458] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You burped real big that it made your neck hurt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/14/24 7:56:59 AM #86:	Bump for answer, even though it was clearly post 52 and the topic creator just doesnt want to admit it. Jk seriously I am curious what the real answer was. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979361026] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Bump for answer, even though it was clearly post 52 and the topic creator just doesnt want to admit it. Jk seriously I am curious what the real answer was. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 03/14/24 8:26:21 AM #87:	Mistere_Man posted... Bump for answer, even though it was clearly post 52 and the topic creator just doesnt want to admit it. Jk seriously I am curious what the real answer was. I bet it was 83 and that's why we haven't heard from TC. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979361325] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>Bump for answer, even though it was clearly post 52 and the topic creator just doesnt want to admit it. Jk seriously I am curious what the real answer was.</quote>I bet it was 83 and that's why we haven't heard from TC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/14/24 8:29:33 AM #88:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... I bet it was 83 and that's why we haven't heard from TC. Fair point. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979361369] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>I bet it was 83 and that's why we haven't heard from TC.</quote>Fair point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
texanfan27 03/14/24 8:35:41 AM #89:	pet jumped on your head --- I'm a ? Block. No, punching me won't give you power ups. <cite>texanfan27 posted [p:979361439] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>pet jumped on your head </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 03/15/24 1:45:40 AM #90:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... I bet it was 83 and that's why we haven't heard from TC. TC's logged in at least twice since you posted this. Obviously he's trying to not pay up. --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|EVGA 2080 Ti XC Ultra\|HAF 932 <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:979376753] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>I bet it was 83 and that's why we haven't heard from TC.</quote>TC's logged in at least twice since you posted this. Obviously he's trying to not pay up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/15/24 1:51:59 AM #91:	SkittyOnWailord posted... TC's logged in at least twice since you posted this. Obviously he's trying to not pay up. Or it was their headless ghost!!! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979376806] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>SkittyOnWailord posted... </cite><quote>TC's logged in at least twice since you posted this. Obviously he's trying to not pay up.</quote>Or it was their headless ghost!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CobraGT 03/15/24 1:56:47 AM #92:	You zipped your jacket in the skin. --- GoldenSun/Crossbone Isle diagrams/ 18 teams known https://photobucket.com/u/SwordOfWheat/a/9990a2ee-25f3-4242-ae79-7d2d4b882be4 <cite>CobraGT posted [p:979376862] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You zipped your jacket in the skin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 03/15/24 2:00:12 AM #93:	Tried to push the poo out too hard. --- Sig <cite>--Zero- posted [p:979376890] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Tried to push the poo out too hard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 03/15/24 9:06:46 AM #94:	Mistere_Man posted... Or it was their headless ghost!!! I like this theory <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979379697] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>Or it was their headless ghost!!!</quote>I like this theory</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/15/24 9:08:53 AM #95:	Brushing your teeth by shaking your head --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:979379720] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Brushing your teeth by shaking your head </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/17/24 1:18:10 AM #96:	Bump for answer. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979410857] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>Bump for answer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
[deleted] 03/17/24 2:04:08 PM #99:	[deleted] <cite>[deleted] posted [p:979419482] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>[deleted]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 03/17/24 3:54:55 PM #97:	I do hope the topic creator is ok. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979419309] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>I do hope the topic creator is ok. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 03/17/24 4:00:30 PM #98:	You had a sudden muscle spasm upon waking up that pulled a muscle. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:979419387] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>You had a sudden muscle spasm upon waking up that pulled a muscle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilResident 03/18/24 2:13:46 PM #100:	@Waxitron_Gazer so what was the answer --- . <cite>EvilResident posted [p:979434256] in I will gif... [t:80718240]...</cite> <quote>@Waxitron_Gazer so what was the answer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1, 2, 3

Current Events > I will gift a $25 Steam game to whomever can guess how I hurt my neck this AM (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > I will gift a $25 Steam game to whomever can guess how I hurt my neck this AM