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Waxitron_Gazer
03/18/24 7:00:37 PM
#101:


Mistere_Man posted...
I do hope the topic creator is ok.
I am fine, but my neck still fucking hurts. Shit sucks.

Anyways, I'm sorry for my absence, I've only been able to be on briefly cuz work shit sucks ass and I am so tired. But...

Tropicalwood posted...
You took a dump
Is neither the exact answer or the kinda answer but it's so close I'm gonna honor it.

The exact answer will not be disclosed because that would ruin the fun. Use your imagination. it's so close, tho.

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Waxitron_Gazer
03/18/24 7:06:12 PM
#102:


Tropicalwood has been PM'd though and will get a game.

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Mistere_Man
03/19/24 12:56:29 AM
#103:


Well glad youre ok, I was worried, sorry about your neck still hurting from a power dump or whatever happened. I still say you should have heeded that old Romani Woman, and not eaten those magic beans. The fartsequences were dire!

Joking aside neck pain like that can sometimes be a warning sign of blood clots so stay safe TC.

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EvilResident
03/19/24 10:49:56 PM
#104:


Waxitron_Gazer posted...
Tropicalwood has been PM'd though and will get a game.
Cool. Can I be the backup winner in case (s)he backs out (my game is cheap)

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EvilResident
03/20/24 7:47:46 PM
#105:


Guess not

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BucketCat
03/20/24 7:49:35 PM
#106:


pushing out constipation caused you to pinch a nerve or something?? been there..

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Tyranthraxus
03/20/24 8:10:52 PM
#107:


You hurt yourself trying to look back as you were putting in a suppository

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Tropicalwood
03/22/24 2:48:47 AM
#108:


Received, thank you good sir.

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Trumpo
03/24/24 11:46:33 AM
#109:


When you went to look under your bed without getting out of your bed and landed neck first on the ground.

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