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This morning at around 6:15 you awoke to great stomach discomfort. The old Roma woman you met last night warned you not to eat those magic beans, but you didnt listen. Then suddenly your pain increases, and it becomes too much to contain.

That is when your bowls violently, and loudly let forth a fart of such immense power it shattered your window, and propelled your body towards the wall at the top of your bed. Your screams filled the room as you are forced head first into the aforementioned wall THUD! Lucky for you the pillows on your bed softened the blow, but still you were knocked unconscious momentarily.

You awoke to the sounds of the co2 alarm blaring in your now damaged home, your neck in pain from hitting the wall. Still you were alive, thanks only to those pillows, and your cheap windows breaking, as if not for them you wouldnt be here today.