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Zikten 02/03/24 11:29:20 PM #1:	a genie will make you immortal. You stop aging and you can pick an age you'd like to be locked into. So like if you think you were at your best at 21 or whatever, you can do that. The catch is the genie will send you back in time, to the stone age. You then have to live out all human history. You can't be killed. You can injured but you always heal. Similar to Wolverine except not as fast. Like if you get stabbed, you will be hurting for weeks probably. But you won't die. Would you take this deal? <cite>Zikten posted [p:978642252] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>a genie will make you immortal. You stop aging and you can pick an age you'd like to be locked into. So like if you think you were at your best at 21 or whatever, you can do that. The catch is the genie will send you back in time, to the stone age. You then have to live out all human history. You can't be killed. You can injured but you always heal. Similar to Wolverine except not as fast. Like if you get stabbed, you will be hurting for weeks probably. But you won't die.Would you take this deal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/03/24 11:42:11 PM #2:	Id be a Flintstone --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:978642403] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Id be a Flintstone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PeteyParker 02/03/24 11:43:39 PM #3:	Wouldn't that be dangerous because you'd have knowledge of what's going to happen in the future? --- "How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!" <cite>PeteyParker posted [p:978642416] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't that be dangerous because you'd have knowledge of what's going to happen in the future? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 02/03/24 11:44:00 PM #4:	Tempting. Would be a boring few thousand years though probably. I guess if you can't die there are probably ways to enjoy it. --- Momentai <cite>KainWind posted [p:978642421] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Tempting. Would be a boring few thousand years though probably. I guess if you can't die there are probably ways to enjoy it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/03/24 11:45:40 PM #5:	PeteyParker posted... Wouldn't that be dangerous because you'd have knowledge of what's going to happen in the future? Yes, you could change history if you want. The genie says its fine. He doesn't care <cite>Zikten posted [p:978642438] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>PeteyParker posted... </cite><quote>Wouldn't that be dangerous because you'd have knowledge of what's going to happen in the future?</quote>Yes, you could change history if you want. The genie says its fine. He doesn't care</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 02/03/24 11:46:02 PM #6:	Can't die of starvation I assume? --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:978642440] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Can't die of starvation I assume? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PaperSplash 02/03/24 11:46:07 PM #7:	Nah, I don't think I'd want to live forever. <cite>PaperSplash posted [p:978642442] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I don't think I'd want to live forever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/03/24 11:46:46 PM #8:	mystic_belmont posted... Can't die of starvation I assume? Correct. You will be uncomfortable though <cite>Zikten posted [p:978642453] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>mystic_belmont posted... </cite><quote>Can't die of starvation I assume?</quote>Correct. You will be uncomfortable though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 02/03/24 11:47:03 PM #9:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c75cOL0G8I --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:978642459] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c75cOL0G8I </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/03/24 11:49:05 PM #10:	Zikten posted... a genie will make you immortal. You stop aging and you can pick an age you'd like to be locked into. So like if you think you were at your best at 21 or whatever, you can do that. The catch is the genie will send you back in time, to the stone age. You then have to live out all human history. You can't be killed. You can injured but you always heal. Similar to Wolverine except not as fast. Like if you get stabbed, you will be hurting for weeks probably. But you won't die. Would you take this deal? Yes holy shit this would be amazing. I'm a fucking god in the stone age. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:978642476] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>a genie will make you immortal. You stop aging and you can pick an age you'd like to be locked into. So like if you think you were at your best at 21 or whatever, you can do that. The catch is the genie will send you back in time, to the stone age. You then have to live out all human history. You can't be killed. You can injured but you always heal. Similar to Wolverine except not as fast. Like if you get stabbed, you will be hurting for weeks probably. But you won't die.Would you take this deal?</quote>Yes holy shit this would be amazing. I'm a fucking god in the stone age. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 02/03/24 11:49:58 PM #11:	No, this sounds miserable --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:978642485] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>No, this sounds miserable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Azn_Psycho 02/03/24 11:49:59 PM #12:	Yes --- Blah, blah, blah, and blah. <cite>Azn_Psycho posted [p:978642486] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archizzy 02/03/24 11:50:01 PM #13:	That would be absolutely awesome. Deal. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton <cite>archizzy posted [p:978642487] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>That would be absolutely awesome. Deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKwaffle 02/03/24 11:50:34 PM #14:	It sounds tempting, but unless theres an escape clause any immortality deal will eventually just become an eternity of torture wishing you were dead. You might have thousands, maybe even a few millions good years, but eventually youre gonna be trapped in some otherwise unlivable situation and agonize for eternity. --- - The user formerly known as WafflehouseJK <cite>JKwaffle posted [p:978642496] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>It sounds tempting, but unless theres an escape clause any immortality deal will eventually just become an eternity of torture wishing you were dead. You might have thousands, maybe even a few millions good years, but eventually youre gonna be trapped in some otherwise unlivable situation and agonize for eternity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vultis_Zales 02/03/24 11:51:47 PM #15:	I would take it i would probably be miserable for a time but i would definitely take it --- The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb i'm a feminist these hands are rated E for Everyone <cite>Vultis_Zales posted [p:978642511] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>I would take it i would probably be miserable for a time but i would definitely take it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/03/24 11:52:32 PM #16:	JKwaffle posted... It sounds tempting, but unless theres an escape clause any immortality deal will eventually just become an eternity of torture wishing you were dead. You might have thousands, maybe even a few millions good years, but eventually youre gonna be trapped in some otherwise unlivable situation and agonize for eternity. You heal like wolverine except slower so eventually you're going to end up adrift in space cooked by radiation. You won't be conscious or feel pain because the parts of your body that would make you feel those things would all be destroyed repeatedly faster than you can heal. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:978642523] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>JKwaffle posted... </cite><quote>It sounds tempting, but unless theres an escape clause any immortality deal will eventually just become an eternity of torture wishing you were dead. You might have thousands, maybe even a few millions good years, but eventually youre gonna be trapped in some otherwise unlivable situation and agonize for eternity.</quote>You heal like wolverine except slower so eventually you're going to end up adrift in space cooked by radiation. You won't be conscious or feel pain because the parts of your body that would make you feel those things would all be destroyed repeatedly faster than you can heal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 02/03/24 11:54:32 PM #17:	This seems like hell. Your chances of getting stuck somewhere where you are unable to escape is high. Imagine being thrown in an oubliette and not dying --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:978642543] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>This seems like hell. Your chances of getting stuck somewhere where you are unable to escape is high.Imagine being thrown in an oubliette and not dying </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PeteyParker 02/04/24 8:17:50 AM #18:	JKwaffle posted... It sounds tempting, but unless theres an escape clause any immortality deal will eventually just become an eternity of torture wishing you were dead. You might have thousands, maybe even a few millions good years, but eventually youre gonna be trapped in some otherwise unlivable situation and agonize for eternity. If you've been around that long, you're probably rich enough that you'll be one of the people that will be able to afford to move to another planet when this one has been used up. --- "How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!" <cite>PeteyParker posted [p:978646330] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>JKwaffle posted... </cite><quote>It sounds tempting, but unless theres an escape clause any immortality deal will eventually just become an eternity of torture wishing you were dead. You might have thousands, maybe even a few millions good years, but eventually youre gonna be trapped in some otherwise unlivable situation and agonize for eternity.</quote>If you've been around that long, you're probably rich enough that you'll be one of the people that will be able to afford to move to another planet when this one has been used up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 02/04/24 8:19:54 AM #19:	That'd be fucking fantastic. A chance to fake a religion and include more commandments about not being a fucking dick, instead of being mad about teh gayz. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:978646348] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>That'd be fucking fantastic. A chance to fake a religion and include more commandments about not being a fucking dick, instead of being mad about teh gayz. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Haejin 02/04/24 8:20:42 AM #20:	seems like you could potentially suffer torture for millennia if humanity captures you and puts in a cell just cuz you're diff than the rest --- https://i.imgur.com/Iox9hAv.png <cite>Haejin posted [p:978646358] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>seems like you could potentially suffer torture for millennia if humanity captures you and puts in a cell just cuz you're diff than the rest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 02/04/24 8:21:21 AM #21:	Immortality is overrated and a stupid wish. It only kind of works in stuff like the Dragon Ball universe, like with Frieza, since he was so powerful and merciless. But a regular human living forever? That's just torture. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:978646360] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Immortality is overrated and a stupid wish. It only kind of works in stuff like the Dragon Ball universe, like with Frieza, since he was so powerful and merciless. But a regular human living forever? That's just torture. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 02/04/24 8:24:23 AM #22:	Most likely to be constantly killed and tortured by humans as they use you in horrible experiments to try and get what you've got --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:978646379] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Most likely to be constantly killed and tortured by humans as they use you in horrible experiments to try and get what you've got </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 02/04/24 8:25:10 AM #23:	Hell no --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:978646388] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Hell no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 02/04/24 8:25:33 AM #24:	Immortality already sucks balls. Then you have to deal with sub-Wolverine regeneration while still feeling the pain? Given that you dont get any superpowers to defend yourself, chances are good that youll be the target of a witch hunt. Being burnt at stake while unable to die sounds horrible. And being sent back to the stone age just makes this deal waaaay worse. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:978646392] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Immortality already sucks balls. Then you have to deal with sub-Wolverine regeneration while still feeling the pain? Given that you dont get any superpowers to defend yourself, chances are good that youll be the target of a witch hunt. Being burnt at stake while unable to die sounds horrible.And being sent back to the stone age just makes this deal waaaay worse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Haejin 02/04/24 8:26:40 AM #25:	i'd take the deal if you could also go one additional super power, teleport or mind control --- https://i.imgur.com/Iox9hAv.png <cite>Haejin posted [p:978646401] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>i'd take the deal if you could also go one additional super power, teleport or mind control </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alfred_ashford 02/04/24 8:27:20 AM #26:	As always, no because I have kids. If this was before however hell yeah. --- Jackie Chan is the nicest guy but everyone wants to mess with him - Pablo Francisco <cite>alfred_ashford posted [p:978646405] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>As always, no because I have kids. If this was before however hell yeah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 02/04/24 8:29:39 AM #27:	itachi15243 posted... No, this sounds miserable This I don't think I'd enjoy this at all. I am a bit intrigued thinking about how I could change history. Probably would go terribly wrong, though. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:978646419] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>itachi15243 posted... </cite><quote>No, this sounds miserable</quote>This I don't think I'd enjoy this at all. I am a bit intrigued thinking about how I could change history. Probably would go terribly wrong, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 02/04/24 8:32:56 AM #28:	No. That's like all the worst parts rolled together. --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:978646436] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>No. That's like all the worst parts rolled together. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 02/04/24 8:33:00 AM #29:	I imagine that would go completely insane after awhile. Like our brains aren't meant to store that much information. But if that didn't happen, maybe? I'd basically be Vandal Savage. I could start an empire/religion around me. --- 1 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:978646437] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>I imagine that would go completely insane after awhile. Like our brains aren't meant to store that much information.But if that didn't happen, maybe? I'd basically be Vandal Savage. I could start an empire/religion around me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 02/04/24 8:37:57 AM #30:	Absolutely not. <cite>MrResetti posted [p:978646462] in would you ... [t:80687352]...</cite> <quote>Absolutely not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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