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HylianFox 11/07/23 3:01:41 PM #1: |
https://www.npr.org/2023/11/07/1211178209/shark-pup-parthenogenes
What if the song "Baby Shark" stopped after just two stanzas? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 11/07/23 3:10:15 PM #2: |
Well if I ever turn to religion, I'm worshipping this shark.
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ZevLoveDOOM 11/07/23 3:11:12 PM #3: |
this is how Shark Jeebus was born... <img src="https://i.redd.it/mot7l3m7f8w31.jpg"> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FelineCyborg 11/07/23 3:11:19 PM #4: |
baby jesus shark
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GeminiDeus 11/07/23 3:12:24 PM #5: |
I think it's obvious that one of the zookeepers snuck in and fucked the shark.
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Dakimakura 11/07/23 3:18:30 PM #6: |
Sure Jan
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DarthAragorn 11/07/23 3:19:07 PM #7: |
Are we sure the shark isn't just a lying whore
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Ricemills 11/07/23 3:20:51 PM #8: |
FelineCyborg posted...
baby jesus shark Doo Doo do Doo doo --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 11/07/23 3:21:31 PM #9: |
What if the song "Baby Shark" stopped after just two stanzas? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King_Rial 11/07/23 3:21:49 PM #10: |
GeminiDeus posted...
I think it's obvious that one of the zookeepers snuck in and fucked the shark.Clearly. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpawnShadow 11/07/23 3:22:54 PM #11: |
What if we just went back in time and prevented the writer of that "Baby Shark" song from ever being born? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheHorus 11/07/23 3:23:45 PM #12: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3ec4e3e6.jpg
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HylianFox 11/07/23 3:24:05 PM #13: |
GeminiDeus posted...
I think it's obvious that one of the zookeepers snuck in and fucked the shark. Nah, that's more of a dolphin thing --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 11/07/23 3:26:28 PM #14: |
When I was a kid I used to think Jesus came back countless times as each species on earth to do his Jesus thing for each animal. Kid me would have felt vindicated by this news story ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 11/07/23 3:28:40 PM #15: |
Seasus Christ
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Block_that_Kick 11/07/23 3:36:45 PM #16: |
Jesus said he would come back. He didnt say in what form.
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Seaman_Prime 11/07/23 3:40:33 PM #17: |
Is it true that baby sharks eat eachother in the womb? Thats pretty metal ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 11/07/23 3:43:04 PM #18: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Well if I ever turn to religion, I'm worshipping this shark.Now that's a religion I can get behind. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 11/07/23 3:47:59 PM #19: |
Life. . . uh, finds a way.
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Bandit_Keith 11/07/23 5:56:39 PM #20: |
Seaman_Prime posted...
Is it true that baby sharks eat eachother in the womb? Thats pretty metalNo. They mostly come from eggs. They're fish. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robot2600 11/07/23 6:00:48 PM #21: |
if goldfish and sharks are both fish, then humans are also fish
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Foppe 11/07/23 6:01:06 PM #22: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2966140d.jpg
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Memorial_Bench 11/09/23 2:50:00 AM #23: |
That's groundbreaking if real
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Kradek 11/09/23 2:50:43 AM #24: |
I see Yahweh chose to come back as a shark this time. Bold decision, let's see how it works out for him.
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Umbreon 11/09/23 2:53:27 AM #25: |
Sharks everywhere about to find religion.
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boxoto 11/09/23 3:08:35 AM #26: |
that must suck, being like, "eww, babies are gross; I'm going to pass on the sex stuff...oh, no..."
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Dark_Arbron 11/09/23 3:27:16 AM #27: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
What if the song "Baby Shark" stopped after just two stanzas? I want to live in this world you describe. Like, immediately. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 11/10/23 11:07:10 PM #29: |
Merry Shark Christmas?
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Mystereave 11/10/23 11:18:18 PM #30: |
Bandit_Keith posted... No. They mostly come from eggs. They're fish. Depends on the species of shark. Some species' young do cannibalize each other when the eggs hatch in the mother's womb. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oophagy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 11/10/23 11:25:02 PM #31: |
Jurassic World 3 wasn't lyin', folks. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gritty 11/10/23 11:31:07 PM #32: |
FelineCyborg posted... baby jesus shark ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 11/10/23 11:39:00 PM #33: |
Hail Mary
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FortuneCookie 11/11/23 12:41:09 AM #34: |
Plot Twist: The father was one of the zookeepers. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 11/11/23 12:42:04 AM #35: |
Amazing what life can do
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ReiRei89 11/11/23 12:45:17 AM #36: |
Memorial_Bench posted...
That's groundbreaking if realA few animals were already known to be able to reproduce asexually such as a number of snake species and even condors. Shouldn't be surprising that fish are also capable of it. --- FGO US:973,940,202 JP:410,404,215 Resident Europa fangirl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/11/23 12:52:31 AM #37: |
ReiRei89 posted...
A few animals were already known to be able to reproduce asexually such as a number of snake species and even condors. Shouldn't be surprising that fish are also capable of it. It was artificially induced in mice but the children had horrible birth defects and died in a few days so something about mammals makes this process extremely difficult and it's not likely ever going to be a thing for humans. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueKat 11/11/23 12:52:34 AM #38: |
interesting...
Robot2600 posted... if goldfish and sharks are both fish, then humans are also fishcladists would agree with you --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Memorial_Bench 11/11/23 6:35:28 AM #39: |
ReiRei89 posted...
proof --- Thank You ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 11/11/23 12:26:02 PM #40: |
Memorial_Bench posted...
proofhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis I found it in a seventh grade biology textbook. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AltAccount3 11/11/23 12:32:29 PM #41: |
Shark said "My body, my fucking choice."
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ReiRei89 11/11/23 12:36:11 PM #42: |
Memorial_Bench posted...
proof https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/parthenogenesis-how-animals-have-virgin-births https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/27/world/virgin-births-parthenogenesis-partner-scn/index.html https://www.science.org/content/article/slideshow-virgin-birth-not-so-miraculous-animal-kingdom https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7953838/ https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/parthenogenesis-facts-meaning https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/parthenogenesis-in-california-condors-stuns-scientists/ There's the proof. --- FGO US:973,940,202 JP:410,404,215 Resident Europa fangirl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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C_Pain 11/11/23 12:40:30 PM #43: |
And yet Mary's virgin birth was impossible? Checkmate atheists.
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Tyranthraxus 11/11/23 4:35:07 PM #44: |
C_Pain posted...
And yet Mary's virgin birth was impossible? Checkmate atheists. Tyranthraxus posted... It was artificially induced in mice but the children had horrible birth defects and died in a few days so something about mammals makes this process extremely difficult and it's not likely ever going to be a thing for humans. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Memorial_Bench 11/12/23 8:10:47 PM #45: |
ReiRei89 posted...
Thanks! --- Thank You ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Notti 11/16/23 5:24:36 AM #47: |
ReiRei89 posted...
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/parthenogenesis-how-animals-have-virgin-births Those sharks go against God. --- http://m.youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos Bernie>Biden>poo>Trump http://RightWingWatch.org http://reddit.com/r/BreadTube http://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Karovorak 11/16/23 5:28:52 AM #48: |
Notti posted...
Those sharks go against God. And they are successfull at that Sharks > God, so we should start building shark churches. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 11/16/23 5:47:38 AM #49: |
... Who had Shark Jesus on the 2020s Bingo card?
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Strider102 11/16/23 5:53:42 AM #50: |
The Promised Time is upon us my brothers.
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