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Ryven
09/30/23 7:25:19 PM
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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1707868632561115375?t=Ul9hxY7BaOvlcTvx8PoB_w&s=01

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Shotgunnova
09/30/23 7:27:40 PM
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Fight fire...with water. Sage wisdom from America's stable genius, truly.

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UnholyMudcrab
09/30/23 7:27:58 PM
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Big water, ocean water

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ROBANN_88
09/30/23 7:28:41 PM
#4:


so, he's suggesting irrigation
on a whole forest

and the infrastructure for this would somehow cost nothing

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dameon_reaper
09/30/23 7:29:15 PM
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This is one really weird Onion article.
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Turbam
09/30/23 7:29:40 PM
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Trump promised free water!

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dameon_reaper
09/30/23 7:29:41 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
so, he's suggesting irrigation
on a whole forest

and the infrastructure for this would somehow cost nothing

Water. Its free though! It costs nothing!
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ROBANN_88
09/30/23 7:30:28 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
Water. Its free though! It costs nothing!
not if Nestle gets their way
but that's a whole other issue

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AbsolutelyNoOne
09/30/23 7:30:41 PM
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I think it says a billion things about people if they want this guy to be president at the moment and probably more things that have yet to appear in my mind

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Irony
09/30/23 7:30:55 PM
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If we burn down all the trees there won't be any trees left for forest fires think about it

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solosnake
09/30/23 7:31:57 PM
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He's not only insane, but his entire being is like driven to inspire hate and division. The guy is not good

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mercurydude
09/30/23 7:32:07 PM
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There are more than 70 million people in this country who are so stupid that they think this man is smart.

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thronedfire2
09/30/23 7:33:05 PM
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did he build a weather machine to make it rain?

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A_Good_Boy
09/30/23 7:33:46 PM
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Does this come before or after we rake the forest?

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BloodMoon7
09/30/23 7:35:03 PM
#15:


Trump cries out for MAMA

Make America Moist Again

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willythemailboy
09/30/23 7:35:49 PM
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Irony posted...
If we burn down all the trees there won't be any trees left for forest fires think about it
That's what I was expecting.

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DirkDiggles
09/30/23 7:35:50 PM
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He needs to take that cognitive test again. Lion, Rhino, Camel

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McMarbles
09/30/23 8:03:42 PM
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Literally the dumbest motherfucker alive.

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The_Popo
09/30/23 8:07:04 PM
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Is there a way we could inject the water into the trees?

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Heineken14
09/30/23 8:08:02 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Does this come before or after we rake the forest?


Haha. Was also going to bring up his forest raking.

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billcom6
09/30/23 8:08:08 PM
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Land management (a term that covers a bunch of different things) would help prevent forest fires. But that would be federal spending and he is most likely against any program that would pay for something like that, so him even mentioning it is pointless.

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rideshort
09/30/23 8:09:53 PM
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And we have almost half of the USA voting population vote for this guy, spouting nonsense like this. Sigh I pray for my daughter's future.

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LeoRavus
09/30/23 8:10:43 PM
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Can't put salt water on forests. Fresh water is already being conserved out west.

His solution is clearly magic. I hope he springs it on us during his campaign.

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Dakimakura
09/30/23 8:10:45 PM
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Use global warming to flood the forests thus preventing all fires.

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bigtiggie23
09/30/23 8:13:05 PM
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Trump supporters: "Let's go shoot all the water to make it do its job."

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
09/30/23 8:13:29 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
so, he's suggesting irrigation
on a whole forest
Not just a forest, all the forests. He's suggesting we pull something straight out of Sonic CD Palmtree Panic's Good Future, jesus christ.

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ClayGuida
09/30/23 8:14:11 PM
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rake the floors then water the raked floors.

And Biden is the one who's too far gone? The fuck is the media smoking?

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Dark_Arbron
09/30/23 8:15:49 PM
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Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
Not just a forest, all the forests. He's suggesting we pull something straight out of Sonic CD Palmtree Panic's Good Future, jesus christ.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H2v7C5uf4_M/maxresdefault.jpg

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ROBANN_88
09/30/23 8:23:25 PM
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billcom6 posted...
Land management (a term that covers a bunch of different things) would help prevent forest fires. But that would be federal spending and he is most likely against any program that would pay for something like that, so him even mentioning it is pointless.

He could always try and get Mexico to pay for it...

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ryudo500
09/30/23 8:25:57 PM
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billcom6 posted...
Land management (a term that covers a bunch of different things) would help prevent forest fires. But that would be federal spending and he is most likely against any program that would pay for something like that, so him even mentioning it is pointless.
I mean if someone who deals with govt environment in austria said that to him then its not far fetched but then that would mean what you posted.

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K181
09/30/23 8:27:44 PM
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If my kids came up with that idea when they were six, Id politely tell them that that was a stupid idea.

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A_Good_Boy
09/30/23 8:29:40 PM
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Just a reminder: there are people, even CEmen on this very board, that think Trump has his mental faculties together even more than Biden just because Trump can speak quickly into a microphone regardless of the things he's actually saying.

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toreysback
09/30/23 8:31:49 PM
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i get it now, the water will keep the trees wet. then wet wood doesn't burn.

i think he's onto something here

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EDF-5
09/30/23 8:35:26 PM
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We could train birds
to water the forests
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ShotgunSilencer
09/30/23 8:38:30 PM
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Or we could simply just pass a law that bans fires in forests

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UnholyMudcrab
09/30/23 8:46:57 PM
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ShotgunSilencer posted...
Or we could simply just pass a law that bans fires in forests
Mark them for flaming so the mods take care of them.

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willythemailboy
10/01/23 2:41:09 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Just a reminder: there are people, even CEmen on this very board, that think Trump has his mental faculties together even more than Biden just because Trump can speak quickly into a microphone regardless of the things he's actually saying.
We should build a wall to keep the fire out, and make the fire pay for it?

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Dark_Arbron
10/01/23 2:42:22 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Mark them for flaming so the mods take care of them.

But half the time theyd just get warned or suspended. Theyll be back.

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Foppe
10/01/23 2:42:36 AM
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Nuke the trees!

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Torgo
10/01/23 2:52:17 AM
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Trump cultists:

"The holy one will bring us water and stop the fires!"

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Strider102
10/01/23 2:57:37 AM
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Forest irrigation coming from the guy who wanted to use nuclear weapons on hurricanes and who claimed whales get killed by windmills.

Maybe I should run for President. I have a lot of stupid ideas, more than he does.

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Ricemills
10/01/23 3:01:01 AM
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There will be no forest fire if there's no fire.

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Trumble
10/01/23 3:27:49 AM
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Strider102 posted...
Maybe I should run for President. I have a lot of stupid ideas, more than he does.
No you don't.

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toreysback
10/01/23 7:43:24 AM
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Strider102 posted...
Maybe I should run for President. I have a lot of stupid ideas, more than he does.

doubt

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ZaruenKosai
10/01/23 7:47:56 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
so, he's suggesting irrigation
on a whole forest

and the infrastructure for this would somehow cost nothing
hell make the trees pay for it!

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itachi15243
10/01/23 7:50:15 AM
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Why don't we just poor some of the ocean onto the trees when they start burning

The ocean is free

Well get food out of it maybe

California will even get some of the water that it desperately needs.

Have I said enough stupid stuff to be president yet?

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Ryven
10/01/23 11:05:44 AM
#48:


itachi15243 posted...
Why don't we just poor some of the ocean onto the trees when they start burning

The ocean is free

Well get food out of it maybe

California will even get some of the water that it desperately needs.

Have I said enough stupid stuff to be president yet?


Welp, you've got my vote.

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YugiNoob
10/01/23 11:12:04 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
Why don't we just poor some of the ocean onto the trees when they start burning

The ocean is free

Well get food out of it maybe

California will even get some of the water that it desperately needs.

Have I said enough stupid stuff to be president yet?
My conspiracy theory-obsessed coworker said they should do this with the Maui fires, as well as asked why winds from a near hurricane force tropical storm would delay rescue efforts in putting out the fire <_<

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Foppe
10/01/23 11:13:23 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
My conspiracy theory-obsessed coworker said they should do this with the Maui fires, as well as asked why winds from a near hurricane force tropical storm would delay rescue efforts in putting out the fire <_<
Why didnt the wind blow out the fire!?!?!?

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