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Crimsoness
07/08/23 7:36:39 PM
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A random gnoll from wow, I'm not even sure what their goal is in game

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willythemailboy
07/08/23 7:59:04 PM
#52:


Whoever was leader of that Vasari faction, I guess. But since I killed them with an ability called Raze Planet, I think they have bigger problems than I do.

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ShawnM
07/08/23 8:06:04 PM
#53:


A horse when I wasn't paying attention in The Wheel mission of Red Dead 2. No clue what its agenda would be.
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DepreceV2
07/08/23 8:07:41 PM
#54:


Funny enough. Mei from Overwatch

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specialkid8
07/08/23 8:13:07 PM
#55:


A splicer. I guess china's entire might is now devoted to searching the ocean floor for ADAM.

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UnfairRepresent
07/09/23 3:43:12 PM
#56:


ShawnM posted...
A horse when I wasn't paying attention in The Wheel mission of Red Dead 2. No clue what its agenda would be.
What would this mean for China's NEIGHbours!?

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meralonne
07/09/23 3:44:58 PM
#57:


The last thing I killed in a game is a Charogg in Dauntless, so just like the current President of China but randomly spews lava?

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YugiNoob
07/09/23 3:46:15 PM
#58:


Big booba lady with a kraken. I don't know her goals, but it's China with a giant sea monster, so... bad?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/8/AAPV5JAAEpK4.jpg

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Ratchetrockon
07/10/23 2:47:14 PM
#59:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/5/AAZsuhAAEpX9.png

These guys are dumb af. Can die to modern weapons too so not a huge threat.

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texanfan27
07/10/23 3:01:47 PM
#60:


I just killed the gods in divinity 2. This wont end well

divinity original sim 2 spoiler

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DementedDurian
07/10/23 3:02:04 PM
#61:


A Super Mutant in Fallout 76.

That's bodes well - a mouthy green hulk that would DEFINITELY drop a nuke within 12 seconds of becoming President is exactly what we need...


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loafy013
07/10/23 3:04:10 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
A Super Mutant in Fallout 76.

That's bodes well - a mouthy green hulk that would DEFINITELY drop a nuke within 12 seconds of becoming President is exactly what we need...
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll be a suicider. Won't even reach the borders of the country before it goes off.

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firedoom666
07/10/23 3:38:17 PM
#63:


A Glyphid Grunt from Deep Rock Galactic... I'm not too worried about that

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Just_a_loser
07/10/23 3:40:40 PM
#64:


Kronika from MK11. She doesn't even need China.

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Kurt_Russel
07/10/23 3:44:21 PM
#65:


I think the enemy name is Large Basalt inside of the Marukyu Striptease from persona 4.
It doesnt really do much. I dont think it has any underlying agenda. It just kinda attacks you n stuff.

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Agent_Stroud
07/10/23 3:57:39 PM
#66:


Volatile from Dying Light 2 for me. Well, looks like were about to have another pandemic thanks to me farming unique Infected trophies to upgrade my blueprints at the nearest Craftmaster. Sorry everyone.

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FolkenRawr
07/10/23 3:58:39 PM
#67:


Kid Buu.

Bai.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
07/10/23 4:29:28 PM
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One of the slimes from a Dragon Quest game. After "dying" however, it became available to recruit.

They tend to actually be pretty well natured overall, so I imagine China will do fine until they get deposed.

Depending on how one applies the rules, I may also rule China now. My life expectancy is likely noticeably lower now.


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radical_rhino
07/10/23 4:30:39 PM
#69:


One of Edelgards random generals. Metodey?

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bnui_ransder
07/10/23 4:31:42 PM
#70:


One of those invisible monkeys in Sekiro

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Eviora
07/10/23 4:59:19 PM
#71:


The last thing I defeated? Future Trunks. And the world became a better place.

The last thing I killed? Some random bear. And nothing changed.

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Yazarogi
07/10/23 5:00:10 PM
#72:


random zombie from 7 Days to Die alpha 21

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UnfairRepresent
07/11/23 6:20:30 PM
#73:


Eviora posted...
The last thing I defeated? Future Trunks. And the world became a better place.

The last thing I killed? Some random bear. And nothing changed.
A bear running China would be pretty lit

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EDF-5
07/11/23 6:25:36 PM
#74:


Fnv raider
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DBZAOTA482
07/11/23 7:18:00 PM
#75:


A random mook in SIFU. Might not be good for the states.

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flussence
07/11/23 7:23:46 PM
#76:


does pinballing off a random cpu-controlled car in a racing game and shoving it into a wall and last place count as murder

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K181
07/11/23 7:24:42 PM
#77:


TotK spoiler

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/8/AABj3cAAEpny.jpg

We got this.

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Tsukasa1891
07/11/23 7:29:55 PM
#78:


A random Shinra grunt.

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Crimsoness
07/11/23 7:49:32 PM
#79:


A giant fly in Pathfinder

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DocileOrangeCup
07/11/23 7:51:34 PM
#80:


Crystal crab from elden ring. Thank goodness I felt so bad I killed him

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Compsognathus
07/11/23 7:54:45 PM
#81:


Fajar The Botanist

I guess China is going all in on the drug trade.

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Garlands_Soul
07/11/23 7:55:12 PM
#82:


The biobliterator from ratchet and clank 3. Assuming it's autonomous, we're probably all robots

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divot1338
07/11/23 8:10:00 PM
#83:


It was a Triad gangster in Sleeping Dogs so

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