Current Events > Beat Mega Man Battle Network 1. LMAO @ some of the shit in this game

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DKBananaSlamma
04/18/23 6:29:09 PM
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-You can jack into ANYTHING, with no security or anything stopping you. Vending machines, cars, blackboards, etc. So you can just hack someone's car to disable brakes and nothing would stop you. idk how society functions without trolls constantly fucking with everything.

-You literally walk in front of the final boss and jack into their evil machine while they're standing next to you the whole time. Why don't they just punch the shit out of this literal child to stop him? Instead they just.....stand there and let Mega Man EXE wreck havoc on their plans

-There's literally a scene where you can go into Mayl's room and peep on her changing and she calls you a pervert. She's 11 btw >_______> Japan is crazy lol

-Some scientist asks you for your teacher's measurements. They're B33 W22 H33 if you're curious >_>

-They just casually drop a pulp fiction reference in one of the dungeons, which is pretty great.

-Major spoilers that are really fucking stupid. Lan's dad literally used the dead twin brother of his son to make Mega Man EXE for him LOLWUT And somehow making the DNA of Mega Man EXE 100% identical to Lan's means that if Mega Man EXE dies in the virtual world, Lan dies in real life. What a great dad.

I'm not even at the 2nd game yet, where apparently they have this black guy force Lan into a rap battle before giving him whiskey. And then talks about how he prays every night for chicken. I'm 100% serious >_>

These games are so outta pocket. I can't wait to see more lol

Mom > Mari > Sal > that random college waitress in restaurant > Miyu
Why is my mom so hot? >_>

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ArchNemo
04/18/23 6:30:56 PM
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I missed like all of this and I'm almost done the game.

The power plant was assy

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DKBananaSlamma
04/18/23 6:34:10 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
I missed like all of this and I'm almost done the game.

The power plant was assy
Yes, that dungeon really sucked. But the pulp fiction reference is in that dungeon actually. You have to talk with one of the corrupted robots to hear it.

Peeping on Mayl is an optional scene you have to do before you beat Stone Man >_> The scientist asking you for Ms. Mari's measurements is an optional quest after the Power Plant

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ArchNemo
04/18/23 6:35:29 PM
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I only noticed the corrupted robot that says All Your Base Are Belong to Us

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DKBananaSlamma
04/18/23 6:41:20 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
I only noticed the corrupted robot that says All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Oh right, I forgot about that one too. The Pulp Fiction robot just quotes the bible passage that Jules was reading before he shot that guy in the beginning.

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MarthGoomba
04/18/23 6:49:22 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Why is my mom so hot? >_>
They were copying Pokemon a bit too much in the BN series

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DKBananaSlamma
04/18/23 7:00:04 PM
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That's a good thing to copy. I cant think a mom that isnt hot in Pokemon except for the one in Black 2. Which is ironic because the mom in Black 1 is the hottest imo

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Kami_no_Kami
04/18/23 7:35:41 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
They were copying Pokemon a bit too much in the BN series
They went even further in Star Force tbqh.
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super_felicia
04/18/23 7:36:52 PM
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I.....I need to play this rn

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BlueBoy675
04/18/23 7:57:14 PM
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Lans mom is a total milf, only beaten by Geos mom in the Star Force games

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legendarylemur
04/18/23 7:57:33 PM
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You can jack into anything, but the average Navis aren't strong enough to do much of anything I think. Sadly there are far too many above average Navis causing a ruckus every fucking other day, so yeah it's a horrendously flawed system

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dameon_reaper
04/18/23 7:58:55 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
-There's literally a scene where you can go into Mayl's room and peep on her changing and she calls you a pervert. She's 11 btw >_______> Japan is crazy lol

I honestly thought this was a reference to Megaman Legends 2 where you can peep on Roll dressing.
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tremain07
04/18/23 8:01:51 PM
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The Battle network anime was full of fanservice for all females including the little girls...especially the little girls! Also Lan has a sex dream about Maylu too

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BlueBoy675
04/18/23 8:03:49 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
You can jack into anything, but the average Navis aren't strong enough to do much of anything I think. Sadly there are far too many above average Navis causing a ruckus every fucking other day, so yeah it's a horrendously flawed system
Yeah, the anime expands on this further but most navis are just mass produced generic AIs (think like if Siri was a Navi). Navis like Megaman, Roll, Protoman etc. are custom made specifically for the user. Custom navis are not the norm

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harley2280
04/18/23 8:09:58 PM
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2 polishes a lot of the rough spots, but the game has an insane amount of back tracking. Not to mention during some sections what to do next is so unclear that you had better be clairvoyant, lucky, or use a guide.

Still a fantastic game though.


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Shotgunnova
04/18/23 8:14:26 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/1/AABhrNAAEYR_.png

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DKBananaSlamma
04/18/23 8:37:17 PM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
They went even further in Star Force tbqh.
pics now!

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DKBananaSlamma
04/18/23 8:39:17 PM
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tremain07 posted...
The Battle network anime was full of fanservice for all females including the little girls...especially the little girls! Also Lan has a sex dream about Maylu too
the fuck lol. what's the context of that? I"m gonna assume it was censored in the US.....right?

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tremain07
04/18/23 8:51:01 PM
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The context is that he's a horny 12 year old

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DKBananaSlamma
04/18/23 9:09:24 PM
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tremain07 posted...
The context is that he's a horny 12 year old
Good point lol

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tripleh213
04/18/23 9:20:28 PM
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I'll have to wait for a sale or something maybe.

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BlueBoy675
04/18/23 9:21:53 PM
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BN6 ending spoilers

Lan and Mayl get married and have a kid. Megaman also gets to have cybersex or something with Roll and a new Navi called Megaman Jr is made from combining both their codes.

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Sad_Face
04/18/23 9:57:48 PM
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I planned on starting with BN2 and skipping out on BN1, but you made me a believer. Thank you Neon.

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ZMythos
04/18/23 10:08:40 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/7/AAaVCFAAEZVH.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/8/AAaVCFAAEZVI.jpg

Yeaaaahhh...

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electricbugs2
04/18/23 10:14:20 PM
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Wait until you get to the part in BN3 where a bunch of zoo animals are put under mind control so they attack people, and the elephants "attack" by flinging shit off their tails at the people below.

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Lokison
04/18/23 10:18:29 PM
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I only played the first one for like, 10 minutes before I decided it was a failure and wouldn't get anywhere.

Then I watched the anime and played the GCN game and wanted to play the whole series but haven't gotten the chance. This topic is reinforcing that and making me very tempted to spend money I can't afford to spend.

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DKBananaSlamma
04/19/23 4:59:17 AM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
BN6 ending spoilers

Lan and Mayl get married and have a kid. Megaman also gets to have cybersex or something with Roll and a new Navi called Megaman Jr is made from combining both their codes.


ZMythos posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/7/AAaVCFAAEZVH.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/8/AAaVCFAAEZVI.jpg

Yeaaaahhh...


electricbugs2 posted...
Wait until you get to the part in BN3 where a bunch of zoo animals are put under mind control so they attack people, and the elephants "attack" by flinging shit off their tails at the people below.

LMAO what an amazing series

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DKBananaSlamma
04/19/23 5:09:55 AM
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I can't wait to get to this part in the series

https://imgur.com/2f06luc


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DKBananaSlamma
04/19/23 8:22:49 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/1/AANA_IAAEYFf.jpg

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Number090684
04/19/23 8:39:26 AM
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lol Fuckin' oof
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DKBananaSlamma
04/19/23 11:25:37 AM
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no one posted pics of the Star Force mom yet

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DKBananaSlamma
04/19/23 2:25:09 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
no one posted pics of the Star Force mom yet


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BlueBoy675
04/20/23 1:23:10 PM
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Kaldrenthebold
04/20/23 1:33:03 PM
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I wish this fucking first one had a map >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
04/20/23 1:46:51 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
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Damn, I'd bang her. Definitely hotter than the Battle Network mom

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DKBananaSlamma
04/20/23 1:47:21 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
I wish this fucking first one had a map >_>
https://www.interordi.com/mega_man_pc/games/mmbn1/

I used this.

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Bass
04/20/23 1:54:20 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
I wish this fucking first one had a map >_>
They should have included the DS version that lets you run from battle and has built in maps.

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Kaldrenthebold
04/20/23 1:54:26 PM
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Do none of them have maps or do they eventually add them? One of my biggest peeves in old RPGs are the lack of maps.

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DKBananaSlamma
04/20/23 1:59:24 PM
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I started the 2nd game and it starts off with saving your 8yo female friend from suffocating from gas while she's in a bathtub. After you use Mega Man to clear the air vents and another female character saves her, she says to you how you missed out on seeing her naked because the other character saved her.

Bruh. Literally what the actual fuck are these games!? LOL this dialogue is fucking wild >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
04/20/23 1:59:45 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Do none of them have maps or do they eventually add them? One of my biggest peeves in old RPGs are the lack of maps.
I have no clue. I don't see any maps in the 2nd game so far.

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Bass
04/20/23 2:14:13 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Do none of them have maps or do they eventually add them? One of my biggest peeves in old RPGs are the lack of maps.
6 does have maps you can find on boards on the net in game. I don't think any of the others do, but it's been a while since I played most of them.

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BlueBoy675
04/20/23 2:14:24 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Do none of them have maps or do they eventually add them? One of my biggest peeves in old RPGs are the lack of maps.
The Japanese only DS version of BN1 has a map, and Im pretty sure the DS version of 5 does as well. Neither of which are in this collection.

Granted you really only need a map for the first game. The cyber world gets more straightforward in the sequels

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Kaldrenthebold
04/20/23 2:24:07 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
The Japanese only DS version of BN1 has a map, and Im pretty sure the DS version of 5 does as well. Neither of which are in this collection.

Granted you really only need a map for the first game. The cyber world gets more straightforward in the sequels

Alright cool, I only have like an hour or so in it so far and that first trip into the net was wildly confusing. Got that key to go into someone's PC and had legit no idea where to go until I stumbled into the right way.

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DKBananaSlamma
04/20/23 2:25:14 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Alright cool, I only have like an hour or so in it so far and that first trip into the net was wildly confusing. Got that key to go into someone's PC and had legit no idea where to go until I stumbled into the right way.
I had that site I posted open the entire time. Fuck trying to navigate the internet in that game.

https://www.interordi.com/mega_man_pc/games/mmbn1/maps/Internet-02.PNG

LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT


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Kaldrenthebold
04/20/23 2:29:15 PM
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Yep, that's the one. Was like...am I going the right way? Where the fuck am I?

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DKBananaSlamma
04/20/23 5:30:32 PM
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Ribitta tho

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/0/AAfOu0AAEZu8.jpg

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Foppe
04/20/23 5:32:54 PM
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I used the maps on this site back in the days.

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YugiNoob
04/20/23 5:36:36 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Empoleon?

Also, they warned you lol

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