Current Events > Lauren Boebert Obsesses Over Public Urination at Crime Hearing

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BlueTigerLion
03/30/23 2:20:07 PM
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https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/lauren-boebert-obsesses-public-urination-crime-hearing-1234705824/

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1641108753243070465

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Questionmarktarius
03/30/23 2:22:25 PM
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"civil law" highly implies the use of fines as enforcement.
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Doe
03/30/23 2:23:24 PM
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it shouldn't be a sex offender registry crime

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pinky0926
03/30/23 2:25:56 PM
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She really is thick and not in a good way

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Zikten
03/30/23 2:43:03 PM
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Maybe she should be more worried about her coworker, Matt Gaetz
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masterpug53
03/30/23 2:45:01 PM
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See, the thing about being very, very stupid is that you tend to drive home a single point over and over again because you literally cannot think of anything else to talk about.

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famfam
03/30/23 2:47:05 PM
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More like Lauren Boebert (P-P)
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Weezy_Tha_Don
03/30/23 2:50:29 PM
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yeah she came very unprepared to that hearing

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bluezero
03/30/23 3:07:53 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
yeah she came very unprepared to that hearing
The worst (best?) part is that she actually thinks she's smart.

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Smashingpmkns
03/30/23 3:09:48 PM
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Didn't her husband expose himself to her in public like at a bowling alley or some shit when she was underage

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Garioshi
03/30/23 3:11:32 PM
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Yo I'm MC Public Urination what what

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BlueTigerLion
03/30/23 3:44:08 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Remember that shes married to a sex offender that exposed his penis to her and her friends at a bowling alley when they were teenagers.

I was missing a puzzle piece and that might have been why. Didnt realize she married a sex offender.

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Boombam99
03/30/23 3:50:57 PM
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Remember how close she came to losing in the last election? Now we still have to watch this idiot all the time
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littlebro07
03/31/23 6:21:55 AM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
I was missing a puzzle piece and that might have been why. Didnt realize she married a sex offender.

Gave birth to one too apparently

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DrizztLink
03/31/23 6:30:24 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Yo I'm MC Public Urination what what
I take a fuckin' piss on the fuckin' sidewalk

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jumi
03/31/23 7:07:41 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
She really is thick and not in a good way

Thick in the head, maybe.

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itachi15243
03/31/23 7:29:27 AM
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Watching her try and talk is fucking exhausting.

How is anyone this fucking stupid? This makes me wanna cry.

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pinky0926
03/31/23 8:39:21 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
Watching her try and talk is fucking exhausting.

How is anyone this fucking stupid? This makes me wanna cry.

Her being this stupid isn't the painful part.

Her sitting there in a committee chair overseeing matters of justice and being this stupid, thats the painful part.

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Master_Kazuya
03/31/23 8:43:31 AM
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She's so hot

I'd want a threesome with her and AOC

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LightHawKnight
03/31/23 8:46:49 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Her being this stupid isn't the painful part.

Her sitting there in a committee chair overseeing matters of justice and being this stupid, thats the painful part.

Really dont get how insanely stupid people like her can even hold a position of power. If a Democrat did even a tenth of the stupid shit she and mtg does, they would be shot out of a cannon by both sides.

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masterpug53
03/31/23 8:55:38 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Her being this stupid isn't the painful part.

Her sitting there in a committee chair overseeing matters of justice and being this stupid, thats the painful part.

The even more painful part is that she's an accurate representation of the majority of her voting district.

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kingdrake2
03/31/23 9:10:53 AM
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Doe posted...
it shouldn't be a sex offender registry crime


should be a fine and a stern talking to about not pissing out in public imo.

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Garioshi
03/31/23 11:12:15 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
I take a fuckin' piss on the fuckin' sidewalk
Anytime anyplace I just whip out my cock

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Giant_Aspirin
03/31/23 11:17:09 AM
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bluezero posted...
The worst (best?) part is that she actually thinks she's smart.

that's why she wears glasses

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Pepys_Monster
03/31/23 11:18:05 AM
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How do you guys know the backstory of every random politician?

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LightHawKnight
03/31/23 12:10:18 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
How do you guys know the backstory of every random politician?

Already have you tagged appropriately, but you think Bobo is a random politician?

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Ruvan22
03/31/23 12:37:45 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
How do you guys know the backstory of every random politician?

You consider Boebert a "random politician" given how much she's in the news compared to Jerry Moran?
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SSJKirby
03/31/23 12:40:05 PM
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Urination is her fetish

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remandramdoll
04/01/23 6:16:05 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
Urination is her fetish
Urolagnia is a paraphilia
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DirkDiggles
04/01/23 6:18:36 PM
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She worries about people peeing behind a trash can while not minding when her husband pulls his junk out to show two teenage girls at a bowling ally.

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Heineken14
04/01/23 6:27:59 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
She worries about people peeing behind a trash can while not minding when her husband pulls his junk out to show two teenage girls at a bowling ally.


Maybe she's just afraid if she sees a dude whip their dick out and start peeing she will treat him like when her current husband whipped his dick out in front of her.

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Ruvan22
04/01/23 6:31:33 PM
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What's even funnier is the rest of the interaction - she keeps telling a witness he voted to decriminalize it.. when he actually didn't.
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MabusIncarnate
04/01/23 6:34:38 PM
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That kinda stuff only flies in her bedroom

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Master_Bass
04/01/23 6:36:05 PM
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What a fucking weird thing to be fixated on in the first place. What is even the context of her going after this guy with allegations of supporting public urination. What a complete loon.

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KStateKing17
04/01/23 6:38:06 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
What a fucking weird thing to be fixated on in the first place. What is even the context of her going after this guy with allegations of supporting public urination. What a complete loon.
Because her husband wants to keep flashing teenagers so he needs an excuse.

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andel
04/01/23 6:40:04 PM
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boebert is legitimately stupid just like marge green but they are both accurate representations of the cult side of the gop. both believed qanon conspiracies as well and both were complicit in the 1/6 insurrection

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Trumble
04/01/23 6:45:58 PM
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Doe posted...
it shouldn't be a sex offender registry crime
Whether it should be a crime at all is more debatable, but yes, it should not be considered a sex crime.

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LightHawKnight
04/02/23 7:41:04 PM
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andel posted...
boebert is legitimately stupid just like marge green but they are both accurate representations of the cult side of the gop. both believed qanon conspiracies as well and both were complicit in the 1/6 insurrection

Believed? They still believe. All the shit Bobo whines about are qanon conspiracies. Any real politician would have been laughed out of office in any other fucking country, hell if they were a Democrat they would be forced to step down years ago.

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