Current Events > Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2

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masterpug53 03/28/23 3:31:41 PM #51:	"Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy somethin'!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972473653] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy somethin'!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 03/28/23 5:23:17 PM #52:	Homer have you been eating that sandwich again? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:972476324] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Homer have you been eating that sandwich again?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 03/29/23 10:04:28 AM #53:	"What kind of little boy owns a tea set?" "I think we both know the answer to that...a lucky boy!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972489853] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"What kind of little boy owns a tea set?""I think we both know the answer to that...a lucky boy!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 03/29/23 10:12:58 AM #54:	Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others! --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:972489997] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 03/29/23 10:21:21 AM #55:	"I don't see any kids at all. It's like they ditched me in advance." (Lisa is my spirit animal in this regard) --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972490168] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"I don't see any kids at all. It's like they ditched me in advance."(Lisa is my spirit animal in this regard)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 03/29/23 10:41:27 AM #56:	I'm cold and there are wolves after me. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:972490562] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>I'm cold and there are wolves after me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 03/29/23 11:44:59 AM #57:	"Wake up Homer, those bars are junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspaper!" "Hey...Deng Xiaoping died." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972491677] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"Wake up Homer, those bars are junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspaper!""Hey...Deng Xiaoping died."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 03/29/23 11:52:03 AM #58:	masterpug53 posted... Hey...Deng Xiaoping died." What ep is this? Hard to find anything on YouTube --- https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY <cite>Doe posted [p:972491797] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite><quote>Hey...Deng Xiaoping died."</quote>What ep is this? Hard to find anything on YouTube </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 03/29/23 12:01:15 PM #59:	Doe posted... What ep is this? Hard to find anything on YouTube S9's "King of the Hill," aka the one where Homer starts secretly working out at night ("Gaim? What's a Gaim?") and then get sponsored to climb a dangerous mountain by a powerbar company. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972491971] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Doe posted... </cite><quote>What ep is this? Hard to find anything on YouTube</quote>S9's "King of the Hill," aka the one where Homer starts secretly working out at night ("Gaim? What's a Gaim?") and then get sponsored to climb a dangerous mountain by a powerbar company.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 03/29/23 1:24:23 PM #60:	"As a matter of fact my refrigerator wasn't running, you've spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972493831] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"As a matter of fact my refrigerator wasn't running, you've spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 03/29/23 1:31:11 PM #61:	Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup - it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't catsup! --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:972493991] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup - it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't catsup!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/29/23 10:03:13 PM #62:	Foppe posted... Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup - it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't catsup! Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Cats-up, ket- ket... I'm in way over my head. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:972504797] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite><quote>Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like catsup - it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't catsup!</quote>Ketchup...Catsup.Ketchup...Catsup.Cats-up, ket- ket... I'm in way over my head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 03/29/23 10:19:35 PM #63:	"That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972505128] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 03/30/23 12:57:56 AM #64:	Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:972507642] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MTRodaba2468 03/30/23 5:16:33 PM #65:	Superintendent Chalmers: "Don't you think those youngsters deserve a regulation tetherball?" cut to Nelson and Milhouse punching a hanging cinder block --- "You need a hobby. I suggest sticking forks in your eyes."-DJosef http://www.facebook.com/mtrunplugged <cite>MTRodaba2468 posted [p:972522412] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Superintendent Chalmers: "Don't you think those youngsters deserve a regulation tetherball?"cut to Nelson and Milhouse punching a hanging cinder block</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 03/30/23 5:18:33 PM #66:	"The Simpsons started on a wing and a prayer, but now the wing was on fire and the prayer had been answered... by Satan." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972522480] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"The Simpsons started on a wing and a prayer, but now the wing was on fire and the prayer had been answered... by Satan."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Powdered_Toast 03/30/23 5:34:29 PM #67:	Here lies... Walt Whitman? Damn you Walt Whitman! I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman! Leaves of Grass my ass! --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! <cite>Powdered_Toast posted [p:972522862] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Here lies... Walt Whitman? Damn you Walt Whitman! I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman! Leaves of Grass my ass!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Croast59 03/30/23 5:58:43 PM #68:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms --- Currently Playing: Kirby's Return To Dream Land Deluxe and Metroid Prime Remastered <cite>Croast59 posted [p:972523543] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 03/30/23 6:00:36 PM #69:	"I don't get it, is this a happy ending or a sad ending?" "It's an ending, let's just leave it at that." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972523596] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"I don't get it, is this a happy ending or a sad ending?""It's an ending, let's just leave it at that."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 03/31/23 5:37:44 PM #70:	Shadowplay posted... "You got the dud! He looks just like you, Poindexter!" "Lisa gets to play with her friends" "You got friends. You got the dud right here" "Oh, hello, American investor. I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in you home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But please - don't believe me. Observe this commercial." --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:972546567] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Shadowplay posted... </cite><quote>"You got the dud! He looks just like you, Poindexter!"</quote>"Lisa gets to play with her friends""You got friends. You got the dud right here""Oh, hello, American investor. I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in you home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But please - don't believe me. Observe this commercial."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/01/23 4:07:52 PM #71:	"Smell ya later, Bart. Smell ya later FOREVER!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972565728] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"Smell ya later, Bart. Smell ya later FOREVER!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AurochSpirit 04/01/23 4:53:24 PM #72:	Mafia Boss : "We wont kill you but you still owe us the money. $48" Krusty : "Here's $50" Mafia Boss : "Here's $2 change, and we thank you" <cite>AurochSpirit posted [p:972566517] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Mafia Boss : "We wont kill you but you still owe us the money. $48"Krusty : "Here's $50"Mafia Boss : "Here's $2 change, and we thank you"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wannabepranksta 04/01/23 5:23:53 PM #73:	Moe: phone call for al. Al Coholic. Is there an alcoholic around here? --- shut up and take my money <cite>wannabepranksta posted [p:972567067] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Moe: phone call for al. Al Coholic. Is there an alcoholic around here?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/01/23 5:25:00 PM #74:	"A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet..." "Not if you called them stenchblossoms." (in response to the 'rapeseed' topic) --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972567087] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet...""Not if you called them stenchblossoms."(in response to the 'rapeseed' topic)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RyoRaofin 04/01/23 5:25:51 PM #75:	Billy Corgan, smashing pumpkins. homer Simpson, smiling politely. --- FACT: I Remember Everything. #factsaretrue <cite>RyoRaofin posted [p:972567103] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Billy Corgan, smashing pumpkins.homer Simpson, smiling politely.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 04/01/23 5:26:31 PM #76:	"Nuke the whales? Do you really believe that?" "Iunno. Gotta nuke somethin'." --- https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY <cite>Doe posted [p:972567113] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"Nuke the whales? Do you really believe that?""Iunno. Gotta nuke somethin'."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShotOJameson 04/01/23 6:01:51 PM #77:	Otto: "Wonder why they call em fingers, I never seen em fing before" --- http://i.imgur.com/Bz19U.gif <cite>ShotOJameson posted [p:972567709] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Otto: "Wonder why they call em fingers, I never seen em fing before"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/02/23 12:04:44 PM #78:	"If the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?" "We can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Fairy." "Well, how about Louis?" "They'll call him Screwy Louie." "Bob?" "Slob." "Luke?" "Puke." "Marcus?" "Mucus." "What about Bart?" "Let's see. Bart, cart, dart, e-art Nope. Can't see any problem with that!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:972583634] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"If the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?""We can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Fairy.""Well, how about Louis?""They'll call him Screwy Louie.""Bob?" "Slob.""Luke?" "Puke.""Marcus?" "Mucus.""What about Bart?""Let's see. Bart, cart, dart, e-artNope. Can't see any problem with that!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 04/03/23 9:30:46 AM #79:	Bart was feelin' mighty blue It's a shame what school can do For no reason here's Apu Those...were...the...daaaaaays! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972605359] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Bart was feelin' mighty blueIt's a shame what school can doFor no reason here's ApuThose...were...the...daaaaaays!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/03/23 10:58:52 AM #80:	"I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972606715] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/04/23 2:59:37 AM #81:	Are you losing your hearing or are you just stupid? I am going to explain this to you one more time, and then I am going to hang up on you. It is NOT my dog! I tied MY dog outside MYself. I am looking at him right *D'OOOH!* --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:972625923] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Are you losing your hearing or are you just stupid? I am going to explain this to you one more time, and then I am going to hang up on you. It is NOT my dog! I tied MY dog outside MYself. I am looking at him right D'OOOH!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 04/04/23 10:46:19 AM #82:	[insert Homer's pathetic banshee-like wail as he runs back into the All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet after being forcibly removed the first time] --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972630272] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>[insert Homer's pathetic banshee-like wail as he runs back into the All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet after being forcibly removed the first time]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/04/23 5:55:31 PM #83:	"Hey there, Mr. Flanders! I see you're reading the newspaper." "That's right! Everything except the Opinion page. I don't need to be told what to think... by anyone living!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972638798] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"Hey there, Mr. Flanders! I see you're reading the newspaper.""That's right! Everything except the Opinion page. I don't need to be told what to think... by anyone living!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/04/23 6:17:24 PM #84:	"No offense Homer, but your half-assed under underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting." "But I'm using my whole ass!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:972639279] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"No offense Homer, but your half-assed under underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting.""But I'm using my whole ass!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/04/23 10:22:54 PM #85:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/6/AABGtnAAEWjc.jpg --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:972643948] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/6/AABGtnAAEWjc.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 04/04/23 10:26:32 PM #86:	WilliamPorygon posted... Formerly chuck's --- https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY <cite>Doe posted [p:972644022] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite><quote></quote>Formerly chuck's</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 04/05/23 4:42:18 AM #87:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_uCW41VbE&list=PL0n5fDik7-5DHWY1ipjqHvHJhgNHz3o1I&index=74 --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:972648255] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_uCW41VbE&list=PL0n5fDik7-5DHWY1ipjqHvHJhgNHz3o1I&index=74</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Too_Many_Limes 04/05/23 5:12:14 AM #88:	Well crying isn't gonna bring him back... Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog! --- Scoop #5: Borash tried to interview Bigfoot, but he ran away, Borash suggested if we dance hard enough he will come back <cite>Too_Many_Limes posted [p:972648412] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Well crying isn't gonna bring him back... Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 04/05/23 7:13:30 AM #89:	Flanders: Hey, Simpson! Mind if I nibble your ear? Homer shoots Flanders Lisa: You killed the zombie Flanders! Homer: ... He was a zombie? --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:972649347] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Flanders: Hey, Simpson! Mind if I nibble your ear?Homer shoots FlandersLisa: You killed the zombie Flanders!Homer: ... He was a zombie?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
buddhamonster 04/05/23 7:20:26 AM #90:	Kent Brockman on TV- Im being told I can speak with the ringleader now. Homer watching the news broadcast - Dont be the boy. Dont be the boy. Dont be the boy. Reveals its Bart on the TV Doh! Hair falls out, gut bursts from his pants* --- Hey Trashcan Man! What did old lady Semple say when you burned her pension check? Boston Bruins - 2011 Stanley Cup Champs! <cite>buddhamonster posted [p:972649402] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Kent Brockman on TV- Im being told I can speak with the ringleader now.Homer watching the news broadcast - Dont be the boy. Dont be the boy. Dont be the boy.Reveals its Bart on the TVDoh!Hair falls out, gut bursts from his pants*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 04/05/23 10:11:39 AM #91:	"This just in, a fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield! Early reports indicate - and these are very preliminary - that one of the fighters is a giant lizard! ...Do we have a source on this?! ...Uh huh...a bunch of drunken frat boys? ...All right, I could use some names...I.P. Freely? I...GRRR!!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972651392] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"This just in, a fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield! Early reports indicate - and these are very preliminary - that one of the fighters is a giant lizard! ...Do we have a source on this?! ...Uh huh...a bunch of drunken frat boys? ...All right, I could use some names...I.P. Freely? I...GRRR!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 04/05/23 11:10:03 AM #92:	Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:972652267] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 04/05/23 11:14:50 AM #93:	Homer to random construction guy: "'Hey buddy, the boss says 'You're fired'". Construction guy: "WHAT?! I'll show him!!!" walks off to show him real good --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? <cite>Cocytus posted [p:972652359] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Homer to random construction guy: "'Hey buddy, the boss says 'You're fired'".Construction guy: "WHAT?! I'll show him!!!" walks off to show him real good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 04/05/23 12:19:37 PM #94:	"Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972653498] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 04/05/23 4:57:53 PM #95:	"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Alright, just gonna need your first name." "I don't know." Cut to Homer and Bart sitting on the steps "Great plan, Bart" --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:972658693] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.""Alright, just gonna need your first name.""I don't know."Cut to Homer and Bart sitting on the steps"Great plan, Bart"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/05/23 5:09:40 PM #96:	Too_Many_Limes posted... Well crying isn't gonna bring him back... Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog! "Rats, almost had him eating dog food!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972658898] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>Too_Many_Limes posted... </cite><quote>Well crying isn't gonna bring him back... Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!</quote>"Rats, almost had him eating dog food!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 04/05/23 5:12:50 PM #97:	The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:972658955] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 04/06/23 9:11:49 AM #98:	"You, food bag, do you have a son?" "Yes sir, I do." "And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?" "Oh, all the time! Have you heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:972671717] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"You, food bag, do you have a son?""Yes sir, I do.""And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?""Oh, all the time! Have you heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Powdered_Toast 04/06/23 3:41:25 PM #99:	We discussed this and I said no. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWW0F7jeV24 --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! <cite>Powdered_Toast posted [p:972678563] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>We discussed this and I said no.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWW0F7jeV24</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/06/23 3:43:41 PM #100:	"We have GOT to get rid of that window." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972678600] in Old Simpso... [t:80389785]...</cite> <quote>"We have GOT to get rid of that window."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2